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My short game novel: Waiting for someone to kill me

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    The wake-up call rang, I got up, put on the muddy coat, and ate something casually.

    It¡¯s time to go to work.

    The place where I appeared today was in the woods outside the city. I don¡¯t like it here because sometimes I bump into trees.  There is no way, who makes us goblins short, fat and inconvenient to move.

    The one who appeared next to him was Red Nose. We didn¡¯t know him at first, but this guy always got some gossip and it wouldn¡¯t be too boring to work with him, so we quickly became familiar with him.

    We were wandering on the grass in the forest. The grass was a 2D texture, and the quality was very poor.

    "Hey, big eyes, have you heard?"

    It¡¯s this opening statement again, isn¡¯t there anything new?

    "What's wrong?"

    "Yesterday afternoon, half a tooth killed a level 30 ranger."

    I was shocked and said: "Oh my God! What is a thirty-level ranger doing here?"

    "I heard that I brought my girlfriend here to help her level up, but I brought too few healing potions, and in the end I was bitten to death by half a tooth!"

    "There must be a lot of people going to get half a tooth punched, right?"

    "Of course, he caused a group of people to lose their half-month bonus. Also, if you are defeated by someone above level 30, you can take a week's paid leave. How about a dozen brothers lining up behind you yesterday? It's all over."

    I sighed, and when I saw a level 9 mage in front of me, I didn¡¯t care about pitying half a tooth anymore. I said hello to Red Nose and rushed forward together.

    I heard a mage introduce us, saying that our "AI" is relatively high. When we see the enemy who knows how to siege, and if we see high-level people, there will be more goblins to siege. In fact, that is not the case.  We earned piece-rate wages. After being beaten several times and lying on the ground, we were sent to another location and showed up, and then we were given a salary. The higher the level of the other party, the higher the salary. It was like meeting someone above level 30.  , you can lie down after just one blow, you don¡¯t have to worry about a month¡¯s meat money, and you can also take a week¡¯s paid leave, so everyone is going crazy.

    When the level 9 mage saw the two of us approaching, he turned around and ran away in fright. I chased him out of breath. I really wanted to call him out: "Why are you running? You don't get paid for running away. Just give me whatever you want. You level up and I make money."  , how cool it is.¡±

    However, the company strictly prohibits us from talking to customers, otherwise we will be fired immediately.  My clothes haven't been washed in half a month, and I still hope to earn two bucks to send them to the dry cleaners today, so I try my best to chase after them with my chubby legs.  The footsteps behind became heavier and heavier, and it seemed that Red Nose couldn't stand it anymore.

    Thank God, my dear mage finally stood firm. I pretended to be the most ferocious and walked forward, walking as slowly as possible, waiting for him to recite the spell.

    What a stupid mage, I was close enough to count his eyebrows. If I didn¡¯t hit him, I might be complained by customers that the ¡°AI¡± was too low. I slowly raised my hand.

    Finally, the mage finished reciting the spell, and it turned out that it was not a group attack spell, but a fireball!

    I was hit by the fireball and flew backwards. I screamed with all my heart and lay on the ground. When I looked back, Red Nose was also lying next to me.

    "No way? This individual attack spell cannot hit you. If you are so lazy, the company will deduct money."

    "Shh." Red Nose gestured at me.

    "It's good for us brothers to lie down together, so we can have company. This stupid mage must think it's because of his high magic power. If you don't tell me and I don't tell you, how will the company know?"

    I was about to scold him for being unprofessional when suddenly the world started spinning and we were teleported to another location.

    ?A portion of the money is in hand.

    As soon as we arrived, we were so stupid that we actually arrived at the alleyway of the mining area. Because it is far easier to mine weapons and steal other people's weapons than to steal other people's weapons, the mining area is the most deserted place. Sometimes we don't meet any customers until we get off work, so naturally we can't make any money.  .

    Today¡¯s money can only buy a pack of cigarettes. When I looked at my clothes, they were all turned into mud. It seems that the plan to dry clean them has to be postponed again.  Red Nose was still nagging, but I was no longer in the mood to listen.

    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? We were walking around casually and I was already a little hungry as I had not eaten much for breakfast. Just as I passed a boulder, four goblins jumped up. Although they were anxious to hide their things behind me, I still saw them, they were playing poker!

    ¡°Oh, today¡¯s young people, if they don¡¯t do their jobs well, what will they do when they run out of money?

    When they saw it was us, they didn¡¯t even bother to say hello, and sat down again to start gathering around the rocks.

    I kept talking to Red Nose, and then I thought of the message he sent me in the morning:

    "It's time for a level 30 ranger to fight snakes and beasts. Why do you still fight goblins?"

    "Didn't I tell you? He came to level up with his girlfriend."

    "Alas, Snake Beast's wages areIt's high, there's nothing I can do about it - By the way, what is a girlfriend?  "

    Red Nose was stunned by the question: "It seems like someone who can help you wash clothes and cook every day."

    I was extremely surprised: "Wash clothes every day? How much does that cost?"

    Hong Nose looked disdainful and said: "You don't understand, there is no need to spend money, just accompany her to beat us goblins."

    I drooled with envy: "It would be great if I had a girlfriend. She could just beat me every day. It would be easy for me to make money, and my clothes would be washed."

    Red Nose didn't even look at me, and said: "Only men can beat their girlfriends. Are you a man? Are you a woman? Goblins have no gender, who do you want to be your girlfriend? Or jump into the river.  Even wash your clothes and take a shower."

    I know he was laughing at me. I once chased a first-level swordsman into a small river, but the swordsman didn¡¯t dare to cut me. Not to mention I didn¡¯t make enough money that time, and I even took a week¡¯s sick leave because of a cold.

    I couldn¡¯t refute, and I knew I couldn¡¯t defeat him, so I just didn¡¯t say anything.  By coincidence, a level 8 blacksmith came in front.

    I saw the blacksmith holding a pickaxe in his hand, and rushed forward with a shout of joy. Although he was not a high-ranking man, I decided to lie down after being hit. Anyway, I had the handle on Red Nose, so I wasn¡¯t afraid of him complaining.

    Before I could take a few steps, four goblins rushed in with pokers in their hands. They had pretty good noses.

    However, when the blacksmith saw five or six goblins rushing toward him with blazing eyes, he yelled, dropped his pickaxe and ran away. He accidentally fell and rolled down the mountain.

    I stopped and sobbed silently: "Come back, my lunch, my clean clothes."

    By the time we got off work, we still hadn¡¯t met any customers. Before we left, I asked Hong Nose: ¡°You said, let¡¯s suggest to the company that we add our gender? That way we can find a girlfriend.¡±

    Red Nose smiled and said, "You don't have any money to wash clothes, right?" After that, he handed me some money.

    I was not polite and accepted it because lunch was not available yet.  I knew the company wouldn't listen to our advice, and we wouldn't make it.  I just hope that tomorrow there will be customers above level 30 who will accompany their girlfriends to level up, and I just need to let him slap me - my saliva dripped onto my dirty clothes again.

    02.07.30
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