"Hello, my little brother is stupid and can't speak. I apologize if I offended you!" Sun Ling apologized.
Although the white snake just wanted to bite him to death, he didn't bite him after all, and at this moment he transformed into a pink and tender girl. Although he knew clearly that she was transformed by the white snake, she still felt lovable. At least Sun Ling, a college student with a career as an otaku in his twenties, is still very irresistible to such a cute little girl. Of course, although Sun Ling was extremely cute by it, the golden bow and arrow in the air still locked onto the white snake.
Cuteness is cute, but when it comes to matters of life and death, Sun Ling will not be careless.
"Hmph! This stupid bear actually smashed the cave where I practiced and almost crushed me to death. How do you think this should be treated?" the little girl said angrily.
Sun Ling was speechless. This stupid bear really knows how to cause trouble. At this moment, the spiritual thought was passed over, and the whole story was understood. When Sun Ling went to the Lion and Camel Country, the black bear was not idle either. He took out a bee nest and had a nice meal of honey. After that, he was a little tired and wanted to find a place to sleep. He happened to see a snake cave. This snake cave It was very cool inside. On this hot day, the black bear was thinking of driving away the snakes inside and getting in to enjoy the coolness. Who would have thought that after opening the snake hole, a white snake several feet long and as thick as a bucket would come out and bite it with its mouth open. If it hadn't been for the black bear's rare quick response, he might have fallen into the snake's belly this time and turned into a white snake ration.
When Sun Ling heard this, he almost cooked the furbolg directly. Tell me, aren't you just looking for burps? If he didn't have these two golden hairs, both of them would be here today. Thinking of this, Sun Ling glared at the furbolg fiercely. The furbolg also knew that he was in the wrong and did not dare to talk back. He sat aside and said nothing.
"Little girl" Sun Ling chuckled.
"Hey, who is the little girl? I have been practicing for 79 years this year, and you are the little girl!" White Snake said lightly.
Sun Ling was frightened when he heard this. This little girl is really amazing. She has transformed after only 79 years of practice. This is amazing. The black bear on the side was even more speechless, covering his face with his two big bear paws and not daring to see anyone. It has been practicing for more than 150 years and it has not yet transformed. It was only 79 years ago that it transformed.
"Hey, little girl, although you have transformed, my little brother Hei Feng has been practicing for more than 150 years. What do you think you are if you are not a little girl!" Sun Ling smiled and pointed at the furbolg with his rabbit paw. .
White Snake frowned, his aura-filled eyes widened, and finally had no choice but to accept the fact that he was a little girl. Although she has transformed, in terms of age, she is indeed incomparable to this furbolg. And this rabbit is his eldest brother, so naturally he is older.
snort! White Snake groaned.
Sun Ling chuckled. Although this white snake is powerful, it is not very smart and is easy to deceive.
"By the way, little girl, may I ask your name?" Sun Ling bowed slightly with his two rabbit paws.
"My name is Bai Suzhen! What about you? Old Rabbit, what's your name?" White Snake was obviously still resentful that his cave had been demolished by the bear monster, and that he was outranked by Sun Ling in terms of seniority, so he spoke with resentment.
Sun Ling fainted after hearing this! Bai Suzhen! She is Bai Suzhen! That white lady? That Bai Suzhen who had been practicing for thousands of years and entered the world to repay her kindness, but was suppressed by Leifeng Pagoda? At this moment, Sun Ling was completely confused. What kind of world is this world? Isn't this the world of Journey to the West? How could I meet Bai Suzhen?
The brain is on fire!
It took a while before Sun Ling came back to his senses. However, after careful calculation, it is really the case. Bai Suzhen is a thousand-year-old snake spirit. According to calculations from her meeting with Xu Xian during the Southern Song Dynasty, Bai Suzhen should have been born in 659 BC. After such calculation, isn't this year exactly 79 years! Calculating it this way, this white snake is really the Bai Suzhen I know. As for Bai Suzhen, she should have met Xu Xian in Zhanzhou in the south, but this is Hezhou in Xiniu. There is a huge geographical gap. Sun Ling didn't care about this. People have been cultivating for more than a thousand years. Is it possible that they can¡¯t succeed in cultivating in one place? It was normal for him to end up in Zhanzhou in the south.
Thinking of this, Sun Ling was tempted. Of course, it's not about lust. Although Bai Suzhen is beautiful, that is all for the future, she is still a little girl now. For such a little lolita, Sun Ling is not that beastly. The reason why Sun Ling was tempted was that Bai Suzhen was so powerful. After practicing for thousands of years, she dared to go to heaven to cause trouble. Although suppressed by the Queen Mother, she still has great power. If Fahai hadn't been protected by a golden bowl, he really wouldn't be a match for Bai Suzhen.
Sun Ling will naturally not let go of such a powerful white lady. It would be perfect to have a stupid bear as my younger brother and a white lady.
"Little girl, you see that your cave is destroyed now and you have nowhere to go. Why not follow us to Zhanzhou in the south. There are outstanding people and abundant spiritual energy in the world, which is a good place for cultivation."?place. "Sun Ling started to lie.
But obviously, although Bai Suzhen is young now, she is not so easy to fool.
"Why should I follow you? I'm not bad at practicing on my own! This stupid bear looks so stupid. If I follow you, I will become stupid." Bai Suzhen snorted coldly.
Sun Ling was speechless, and the bear monster directly found a big tree to hide. Stupid, isn't it? He took the form in 1979, and he took more than 150 years to turn into the elixir. There is a huge gap!
"Little girl, this is wrong. This stupid bear is naturally stupid, but I am smart. Otherwise, how can I, a rabbit, subdue this stupid bear? Moreover, this Xiniu Hezhou is now full of demons, disputes, and monsters. There are too many. If you stay here, you will inevitably fall into a fight. At that time, those Buddhas and bald donkeys may come down to slay demons and cause you to suffer unreasonable disasters. In Zhanzhou in the south, after Jiang Ziya became a god, the monsters It is almost extinct. There are mountain gods in the mountains, river gods in the rivers, and the heaven and earth are peaceful. It is a good place for cultivation. Our trip is exactly to Zhanzhou in the south." Sun Ling encouraged his rabbit tongue. , lobbying Bai Suzhen.
Bai Suzhen wrinkled her nose, tilted her head, thought for a long time, and finally nodded. Her cave had been demolished, so it would be easy to build another one, but she might encounter an idiot like Ben Xiong again in the future, and Xiniu Hezhou had indeed been plagued by disputes and monsters rampant in recent years, which was indeed not conducive to cultivation. Bai Suzhen also occasionally heard about the idea of ??anointing gods in Zhanzhou in the south. It's just that the journey is far away and she hasn't been practicing for a long time, so she doesn't dare to go. At this moment, with Sun Ling, a strange rabbit, as a guide, and Ben Xiong, a bodyguard, there shouldn't be much problem on his trip.
"Okay, I'll go with you!" Bai Suzhen nodded and agreed.
Sun Ling felt happy. This time, he has bewitched another super thug. It seems that life will get better and better from now on. Of course, it is now 580 BC, and Sun Wukong has not yet been born. How to avenge this revenge, how to avenge himself, and how he, who has transformed into a monster, will live in this world in the future, must be carefully planned.
"Uh, silly bear, you are too cruel. You can't eat it like this. And Suzhen, you can't just swallow it. You can transform, how can you still do this!" Sun Ling was planning his future plans. Among them, I saw that the furbolg got a wild boar from nowhere, tore out a pig leg and gnawed it until it was bloody. The rest was turned into a huge white snake by Bai Suzhen, and he was about to swallow it in one gulp. Sun Ling felt sick when he saw it. It would be too cruel to live like this every day in the future.
"How to eat it?" Bai Suzhen and the furbolg looked at Sun Ling with puzzled faces. They have been eating like this for I don¡¯t know how many years. If they don¡¯t eat like this, how can they eat?
"Idiot, of course you have to bake it and eat it!" Sun Ling scolded in his mind, "Since you can transform, you must learn how humans eat it. Otherwise, it would be ugly to eat it raw like this all day long."
"But we won't!" Bai Suzhen said helplessly.
Sun Ling was speechless.
"Stupid bear, find me two pieces of wood." Sun Ling commanded.
The furbolg looked around and saw that there was no wood. He waved his bear paw twice and a big tree was cut into two pieces, leaving two pieces of wood.
Sun Ling felt tired for a while.
"Stupid bear, drill wood to make fire for me! Do you know what drilling wood is to make fire? That is to rub two pieces of wood to make a fire!" Sun Ling said educationally, "Also, use a branch to kill this wild boar. It goes in through the butt and comes out through the mouth."
However, after the bear monster had been messing with it for a long time, there was no fire. Instead, the ground was shaken, especially when Sun Ling was almost killed by a mistake.
"Suzhen, it's you who's going to drill the wood to make fire. This furbolg, you put the boar on!" Sun Ling was speechless. This stupid bear was really stupid. But the pangolin is quite handy.
"By the way, why do you need to drill wood to make fire? Can't you just use magic to make fire?" Bai Suzhen pointed her finger directly, and the two pieces of wood ignited.
Sun Ling was silent. How could I forget that Bai Suzhen has already transformed into a human form? She should be able to do simple spells. But it seems that this fire control technique should not be noticed. The power of flames is very small. Otherwise, he would have burned himself and others with fire just now.
"Okay, silly bear, put this wild boar on the barbecue. Remember, don't burn it!" Sun Ling ordered.
With the black wind bear monster drooling all over the ground, the wild boar was finally roasted.
"Come on, have a taste, this is what humans eat." Sun Ling pointed to the roasted wild boar.
Immediately, before Sun Ling could take a bite, the furbolg and Bai Suzhen divided the wild boar, which was as big as a calf, and ate it. The two of them were burping and lying on the ground, looking very satisfied. After practicing for so long, this was the first time they had eaten such delicious food.
Sun Ling looked depressed. I haven¡¯t even tasted it yet! But okay, there isWith the powerful but simple-minded Stupid Bear as a thug, and Bai Suzhen who will have boundless power in the future, I should be able to live a good life in this world of Journey to the West. Moreover, it is now 580 BC, and I have plenty of time to take revenge on Kassapa for that bald donkey!