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- Kill someone for fun. If anyone else had said this nonsense, Blind Zhang would have slapped this bastard to death.
But facing Xuan Xuanzi, he didn't dare to borrow the courage of Blind Man Zhang.
"Senior, it's easy to kill someone for fun. Besides, didn't Senior Myaoko just shoot a person to death?" Blind Zhang pointed to the big pit in the distance.
Xuan Xuanzi opened his eyes: "That was the one shot to death by the third child, and it was me again!"
IĄŻll wipe it! Feelings: You three brothers have to shoot each one to death to be satisfied, right? ?
"Xuanxuanzi, I have always respected the three of you very much, but if you want to take Quanzi's life, I will have to learn a lesson from your Dragon and Tiger Sect." Zhang Qingyang didn't talk nonsense with Xuanxuanzi at all. He was a serious person. A sect of sixty-sixth-generation heavenly masters, his cultivation was famous in the Taoist sect when he was young. The key is that the old guy Xuan Xuanzi has completely exposed his reverse scale. With a wave of Qi Yun sword, his fighting spirit is overwhelming.
Blind Zhang was about to cry: "I'm talking about Heavenly Master. It took me a long time to grasp the situation at a glance. Please don't cause trouble, okay?"
"Ah ha ha ha, good! As expected of Zhang Qingyang, don't blame me for bullying the small. Come on, let's have some fun!" Xuan Xuanzi clapped his hands and laughed.
"Your mother!" Blind Zhang shook his head when he saw that these two people could no longer persuade them to make peace.
One is the only remaining master in the Dragon Tiger Sect and even the entire Taoist sect, the other is a true heavenly master of the sect. These two are locked in a fight, and there is no telling who will win.
The wind is blowing in Gulin, and it is extremely cold.
Two people, standing opposite each other, are about to explode.
"Brother! Big brother!" Seeing that he was fighting to the death, he heard a loud shout from behind, and then a black shadow shot out with a whoosh, landing steadily in front of Xuan Xuanzi.
IĄŻll wipe it! If you donĄŻt come early, you wonĄŻt come later! At this time, Zhang Qingyang was in trouble.
Blind Zhang could tell at a glance that the person coming was none other than Kong Kongzi.
But if you take a closer look, Blind Zhang is happy!
But he saw this empty hole on the ground, with a person clamped under his arm.
He kicked his legs wildly and kept yelling: "It's nothing, you old bastard! Damn it, can I shit without taking off my pants!? Let me down!"
There can be no other person besides Zhang Xiaoyao who can say such nonsense.
As for the person on the other side of the empty space, Zhang Xiazi knew him better: He was wearing a black Taoist robe, with the Taoist temple knocked off his head. Between his disheveled hair, he revealed a thin face with a drooped head. If it weren't for Namoluozi, he could still Anyone.
Ą°My dear, what the hell is going on? !
"Brother! Let's fight! Fighting is fun! I'll come! I'll come!" Kong Kongzi said happily.
Xuan Xuanzi looked at the second brother and was very unhappy, and said: "Second Brother, didn't we ask you to watch this kid waiting for us from behind? Why did he come here!?"
Kong Kongzi let go, threw Morozi and Xiaoyao to the ground, and said: "Don't mention it, the more you mention it, the angrier I get! This kid, such a cunning guy, dares to play tricks on me. He said he was going to poop, but he actually wanted to Get away! I chased him all over, looking for him, and hey, I found that he was actually in the hands of this idiot, so I went over and slapped this idiot over, and both of them got involved!"
"Moluozi?! Hahahaha! Old 2, you can do it!" Xuanxuanzi was so happy when he saw Morozi, he spat in his hand and said: "Damn it, this bitch cheated back then. I cheated you so hard, Brother 2, please step aside and I will slap this bitch to death!"
"Don't be busy yet, wait until you've had enough fun and then shoot him to death." Kongkong looked at Zhang Qingyang and said, "Brother, who is this young man?"
"Zhang Qingyang, you don't know him?!" Xuan Xuanzi said.
Zhang Qingyang! ! ! !
These three words fell on the little demon's ears, and the little demon was shocked. He suddenly turned around and stared at the white clothes in front of him.
And the moment the little demon raised his head, he found that the man was also looking at him.
That gaze is like the spring sunshine, with incomparable warmth and kindness.
This is my biological father?
The little demon was a little confused and looked at Blind Man Zhang.
Blind Zhang nodded.
Why is he here? ! IsnĄŻt he dead? ?
"No wonder he looks familiar! It turns out to be Zhang Qingyang! Brother, I'll kill him!" He showed a pair of fleshy palms and was about to come forward.
The little demon suddenly chuckled and said, "Kong Kongzi, didn't you come here to find someone else's son? Why did you do it so randomly?"
"Uh" Kong Kongzi was stunned for a moment.
Moroko, who was lying on the ground, wanted to move, but Miataiko stomped him.??Spurted out a mouthful of blood and passed out.
"Isn't it impossible to find this son? I'll do it first!" Miaomeiko came over.
Three old monsters stood in a row, looking like they were gnashing their teeth. It was scary to look at them.
If these three team up, even Zhang Qingyang may not be a match.
"Aren't you just looking for Zhang Xiaoyao? I know where it is." Xiaoyao chuckled.
"You know!?" Xuan Xuanzi was overjoyed and picked up the little demon.
"He! He" Morozi woke up and seemed to hear the words clearly, pointing at the little demon as if to expose it.
"What a bastard! I'll deal with you later!" Kong Kongzi slapped him, and Morozi fainted again.
??Looking at Morozi, who was famous and frightened by countless people in the Taoist sect, he was like a chicken in the hands of this old monster. The little monster was either crying or laughing.
Ą°It seems that if you want to escape unscathed today, you really have to waste a lot of effort.
"Of course I know. And if I tell you where he is, you will definitely succeed." The little demon said with a smile.
"Okay! Say it! Say it!" The three old monsters were overjoyed.
"I have a condition!" said the little demon.
"What conditions?" Xuan Xuanzi was anxious.
"Well, don't you like to play? Let's play. If I lose, I will tell you where Zhang Xiaoyao is." The little demon smiled evilly and said, "What if I win"
"What if you win?" Kong Kongzi's appetite was whetted.
"If I win, you have to kneel on the ground and kowtow to me three times, call me little master. From now on, you have to listen to whatever I say." The little demon said.
"Why!?" Miaomeiko was the first to get angry: "When I became famous in Taoism, you didn't know where I was! Let us call you little master"
The little demon shook his head and said contemptuously: "I heard from grandpa that the level of the three of you is unrivaled. I am a child and you three old men. You are older than me, and your cultivation level is higher than mine. We have more people." They all have more than me, are you afraid of losing to me? "
"Who will lose to you!" Miaomeiko said angrily!
"That's right! We've never lost before!" Kongkong nodded.
The little demon said: "That's good! If you want to play or not, please give me a quick word. If you're afraid, get out of here!"
"Play! Damn it!" the three old monsters said in unison.
"Okay!" Xiaoyaole!
??Took the bait!
"What are you playing for? Tell me!" Kong Kongzi asked.
"Throw rocks! Let's see who can throw the biggest one and the farthest one! That stone is pretty good!" Maetaeko pointed at a big black shadow behind her.
Blind Zhang glanced in the direction of Miaomeiko's finger, and his anus tightened: My dear mother! Where are the stones? That's the rockery with "Serve the People" engraved on it at the entrance of the barracks in Bayi Town. It weighs more than ten tons anyway!
"Throw this out and make a scene, there won't be anyone around here immediately!"
The little demon waved his hand: "Throwing stones is not fun, let's play something special!"
"What's so rare?" The three old monsters were really hooked. I've already forgotten all the other shit.
The little demon wiped his nose and said, "Let's beat people up."
"Beat people! This is good! This is good!" The three old monsters were very happy after hearing this.
Blind Zhang closed his eyes and said, "I am x!" This kid is crazy! Beat someone up! ? These three old monsters can break half of a mountain with one slap! You play with them and beat them up! ? If the old man hangs himself, you think you have lived too long, right?
"Who do you think you want to beat?" Myaotao was eager to fight.
Moroko, who was at the feet of Myaomeko, had just woken up. After hearing these words, his pupils shrank, his head dropped, and he pretended to be dead.
The little demon laughed and said, "I've said it before, this is a rare way to play! This means beating someone up, it means beating yourself up!"
"Hit yourself!?" The three old men were stunned. They looked at each other, their expressions became serious, and they suddenly jumped: "It's fun! It's fun! This is fun! It's interesting!"
IĄŻll wipe it! Blind Zhang finally figured out that just three old guys could be beaten to death by such a stupid puppy!
"How can I beat myself up!? How can I win?!" Kong Kongzi asked.
The little demon rolled his eyes and said, "Are you stupid!? Of course, whoever beats himself badly will be the winner! I am alone, you three, you take advantage!"
"Brother! Let's play! This is fun! I've never beaten myself before! He alone and the three of us will definitely win!" said Maetaeko.
"Brother, let's play!"Kong Kongzi rubbed his palms vigorously.
"This" Among the three people, Xuan Xuanzi was the "smartest". He seemed to feel that something was wrong, but he couldn't figure it out.
"Senior Xuanxuanzi, are you scared? Come on, if you are scared, stop playing"
"Who is afraid? Who is afraid of someone who is not raised by his biological father? Play!" Xuan Xuanzi slapped him!
"Sure! Let's start!" the little demon said with a smile.
Behind him, looking at the little demon, Zhang Qingyang really didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
This kid is so full of bad ideas, he is so similar to himself back then.
It is indeed my son!
The little demon put his hands in his hands and said: "Three seniors, I've told you how to play this way. There are no rules. Anyway, it's about beating yourself up as badly as possible. Who among us will go first?"
"Me! I'm coming down!" Myaoko couldn't wait and was the first to jump out.
"Sure! Then you come first!" the little demon said with a smile.
Miaomeiko poked the ground, thought for a while, and said to Xuanxuanzi: "Brother, I fucked myself with the dragon-tiger hand, what do you think?"
Dragon and Tiger Hands! ? Zhang Xiazi's anus tightened: Rub it! That is the most awesome martial art of the Dragon and Tiger Sect, cutting through mountains and ridges!
"No!" Kongkong waved his hand: "Longhu's hand is not ruthless enough! He needs to be ruthless! Third brother, use the Opening Heaven Extermination Palm!"
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Blind Zhang almost bit his tongue: These three scoundrels are not willing to kill themselves unless they kill themselves! This is it!
"It's done! It's done! You are worthy of being the second brother!" Miaomeiko was extremely happy. She crossed her legs and made a horse stance!
"Look, kid!" Miaomeiko took a proud look, took a deep breath, and suddenly stretched out her palms!
A strong energy surged out from the old man's body, condensing on the rise!
The aura was so strong and so domineering that the space around those palms was distorted!
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Cattle fork!
The little demon stuck out his tongue, but before he could react, he saw the old man Myaotao gnashing his teeth and using all his strength to slap his chest hard!
Snapped! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
There was a muffled sound, startling the big bird flying in the forest! (To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novels will be better and updated faster!) - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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