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- "Zhang Xiaoyao, are you looking for death?!" In the car, Ling Yiyang slowly turned his face and gritted his teeth.
But the little demon looked sad for his misfortune and angry at him, saying: "Sister Yiyang, I am serious, you don't care about your old man too much."
"Why don't you care? We take good care of him, he is the emperor in our family, and no one dares to make him unhappy" Ling Yiyang argued.
The little demon shook his head, and shook his head vigorously.
"Sister Yiyang, don't think that if you eat, drink and obey, you are filial. In fact, the most important thing for this old man is his love life." Xiao Yao laughed and said: "Your Mr. Wang is in his thirties. He has lived a single life for so many years. He has a special status, so he is embarrassed to mention this matter, but you can't think that this is the old man's own wish. Being single for so long will hurt your body, and , after a long time, it may become psychologically distorted or even abnormal.¡±
"You're the pervert!" Ling Yiyang slapped him in the past.
¡°Okay, okay, I¡¯m being treated like an idiot with good intentions. Do whatever you want.¡± The little demon was too lazy to say any more.
Ling Yiyang started the car, drove for a while, and suddenly came to his senses: "That's not right! Why are you talking to me about this without any clue? Did you find out anything about grandpa?"
The little demon has black lines all over his face.
???????????????? Can you tell me what I discovered about this girl? ! I told you, if you say anything like this again, the old man will chop me up alive!
"I didn't find anything. I just think your old man is in trouble." Xiaoyao said helplessly.
The two people chattered in the car and soon arrived at the provincial party committee compound.
I got out of the car and entered the yard. As soon as I walked to the door of the small building, I heard Mr. Wang shouting from inside: "Aren't you here yet!? Why aren't you here yet!? Call Yiyang!" "
"Dad, I've been beaten several times. Just be patient and wait." Ling Dian's aggrieved voice came from inside.
"I'll wait patiently! Can I wait?"
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Ling Yiyang rolled his eyes at the little demon and said, "Just be prepared to be trained later."
"That's not necessarily the case. Maybe I will be treated as a distinguished guest." The little demon said happily.
After entering the yard, the servant Wu Ma came over and frowned when she saw the little demon acting like this, especially the strange smell on the little demon's body.
"How is grandpa?" Ling Yiyang pursed his lips toward the room.
Mother Wu said: "I have never seen the old man so angry. He is almost killing people. You have to be careful."
"I know." Ling Yiyang went in, followed by Xiao Yao.
In the living room, the little demon was happy to see the scene in front of him.
But I saw Mr. Wang, wearing a white vest on the upper body and big pants on the lower body, sitting on the sofa, sweating profusely. Next to him, Ling Dian and Wang Siyao were rubbing their temples and raising their heads to the sky.
"Grandpa." Ling Yiyang called out. The old man shuddered, turned around suddenly, and saw the little demon standing behind him. He jumped up and walked to the little demon without even paying attention to Ling Yiyang.
"Hello, old man" the little demon said with a smile.
"I'm so shitty!" Mr. Wang waved his hand, and then with a very serious and cold expression, he stretched out his finger and pointed at Zhang Xiaoyao: "Zhang Xiaoyao, do you know that you have committed a crime!?"
"Ah!?" The little demon didn't react at once.
"It's about you stealing national cultural relics." Ling Dian answered from the side.
The old man threw out the cattail leaf fan in his hand: "Shut up! That's not what I'm talking about!"
Ling Dian is deflated.
"Old man, why did I commit a crime? You are the deputy governor, you can't talk nonsense. The impact will be bad." Xiaoyao said happily.
"You little bastard!" The old man pointed at the second floor with his eyes wide open: "Follow me upstairs!"
"Let's go." The little demon clasped his hands behind his back and followed the old man upstairs.
"Mom, will something happen?" Ling Yiyang just saw the old man's expression, and he was also worried.
Wang Siyao has a headache: "Your grandfather's temper, God knows what will happen? This kid Xiaoyao is unlucky this time. I never dare to touch his computer"
Bang! The room on the second floor was slammed hard.
"Little demon, wish yourself well." Ling Yiyang prayed secretly in his heart.
In the study room. The old man was sitting on a wicker chair, and the little demon was poking across from him. The two of them were staring at each other.The atmosphere is very strange.
Snapped! The old man was the first to get angry and slapped the table: "Zhang Xiaoyao, do you know that you have fallen into my hands!?"
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? This old man has a bad temper, and he is even more capable of labeling him randomly!
"Old man, I dare to ask you, what did I do wrong? Are you saying that I committed a crime or that I fell into your hands?" The little demon crossed his legs and smiled.
You are wearing shoes and I am barefoot, who is afraid of whom?
"Young man, you know what you have done. As a human being, you must correct your mistakes after you recognize them" The old man began to do ideological and political work with sincerity.
"Wait a minute." The little demon waved his hand, came over and said with a smile: "Old man, my consistent style is: be brave enough to admit my mistakes and never change them!"
"Hey! You little bastard!" The old man had never seen such a useless thing before. He laughed angrily and pointed at the computer: "Do you know, just by touching my computer, you can't even touch it?" I can have someone send you to jail!"
"Old man, let me remind you, it was you who asked me to look at your computer!" Xiaoyao replied.
The old man smiled slyly: "I asked you to look at the computer? When did I let you look at it?"
"Hey! Old man, you're tricking me, right?" The little demon finally understood.
"I'm cheating on you, what's wrong?" The old man is so proud. Fight with me, little boy. In my hands, you will be the monkey who was suppressed by Tathagata Buddha!
The little demon nodded: "Yes! You can do it! But when did I look at your computer?"
"Yo!" the old man said happily: "You learn pretty quickly! But it's useless. Do you think others believe in you or me?"
The old man sat on the wicker chair and smiled.
I x! This old man is so mean!
"Call! Call the Public Security Bureau quickly!" Xiaoyao pointed to the phone.
Mr. Wang was also stunned. He originally wanted to scare this kid, but he was so scared that he fell down so that he could take action, but this kid twisted him hard!
¡°You think I don¡¯t dare to call you!¡± The old man picked up the phone and was about to dial the number.
"Fight. If the Public Security Bureau comes to arrest me, I will report the truth. I peeked into your Deputy Governor Wang's computer, and I peeked into super secrets! There are so many secrets! The Public Security Bureau will definitely take me away this time. I have to give a thorough explanation. I will shout it all over the street from the police car! Vice Governor Wang¡¯s special secret is great! By the way, how about I tell Aunt Wang and the others first?¡±
Snapped. Mr. Wang quickly hung up the phone.
"Zhang Xiaoyao, are you threatening me?" Mr. Wang narrowed his eyes.
Murderous intent! There is murderous intent!
The little demon chuckled: "How dare I threaten you? Me! You have a high position and I am a poor boy. It all depends on your performance."
The little demon¡¯s eyes also narrowed.
Ha ha ha ha.
Mr. Wang laughed loudly, walked over, patted the little demon on the shoulder, and immediately showed a very affectionate expression: "Good boy! I was teasing you just now! I have the guts! I like it!"
"What a fool! I'm not in the mood to fight with your old man's cough. If I weren't smart, I would have been sent to the police station by you." The little demon smiled.
"How is it possible? Can I do such a thing?" Mr. Wang patted his chest: "Little demon, although it is wrong for you to touch my computer, especially to peek at this super secret"
"What a bullshit super secret! Can we stop pretending!? Go and pour me a cup of tea! I ran over here in a hurry without even touching a sip of water. Hurry up!" The little demon waved his hand.
The old man is so angry! But there was nothing he could do, so he went to make a cup of good tea and served it to the little demon with both hands.
The deputy governor served tea with both hands. It tastes so good!
The little demon took a sip and frowned: "What a piece of tea you are!"
"What a little bastard! This is West Lake Longjing!"
"Come on! It's like horse piss." The little demon put down the tea cup and said lazily: "Tell me, what do you want?"
Mr. Wang suddenly blushed, lowered his head, and rubbed his hands, looking like he was constipated.
"I said Lao Wang" The little demon patted the chair and started gesticulating.
Your mother¡¯s! He was directly demoted from Mr. Wang to Lao Wang! ? You little bastard, how many people can call me Lao Wang? ?
Mr. Wang¡¯s lungs were about to burst with anger, but he couldn¡¯t get angry. He lowered his head and listened to the little demon¡¯s scolding.
"Old Wang, as a human being, you have to be honest, seek truth from facts, do this and be honest about that. If you have anything to say, just say, why do you look like a rooster laying eggs?" The demon said in a high voice.
kingThe old man blushed extremely, and said in a literal voice: "Little demon, I think, this, I think"
Mr. Wang knows very well what he is thinking, but no matter what, he just says it!
Ashamed me! I'm too old to beg this little bastard for this! Still humble! I'm cheap!
The little duck chuckled and pointed at the computer: "What about that!?"
"Hey!" The old man nodded heavily.
The little demon rolled his eyes at Mr. Wang, stood up, and pointed at Mr. Wang: "You, you! Old Wang, let me tell you what you are good at! As the saying goes, life is so short, how can you not be sexy. It's a mess outside. How can you not be coquettish!? This kind of thing is extremely normal for men. Food and color are the nature of food. Color is emptiness, and emptiness is color"
"Yes! Yes! That's right!" Mr. Wang nodded and bowed, not caring about this bastard's random comments.
The little demon sat next to the computer and stretched out his hand: "Light a cigarette for me!"
"Okay! No problem!" The old man held back his anger, handed over a cigarette, and lit it himself.
The little demon held the cigarette, took a puff, opened the computer, opened the folder, and said, "How is it? I found it for you, is it the best?"
The old man was really excited with his index finger at this moment. He pointed at the few short movies and his voice trembled: "It's more than the best! It's simply the best!? Wonderful! Indescribable! Each of these has its own characteristics! Especially this Hatano one. What clothes, I really like it! Her skin is like gelatin, her voice is like the sound of nature, and her waist is so small that you can hold it in your hands"
The old man was beaming with joy and his mouth was watering.
"Come on, these are just ordinary people." Xiao Yao said with a smile.
"Is this just ordinary!?" The old man was stunned and said to the little demon: "Well, give me a few more movies? I have watched these movies countless times, and I am a little tired of aesthetics."
"Do you like Eastern or Western?"
"There are also Western ones!?"
"Damn it! You don't even know this!? You are still the deputy governor! I said Lao Wang, learn from the barbarians and learn skills to control the barbarians. Haven't you heard of it?"
"That's right! That's right! How many more movies will the West give us?"
"Do you still want this Japanese?"
"Yes! Especially this Hatano! Come more!"
"what about others?"
"I want other ones too! By the way, as you said, the more are the better! The more the better!"
"Virtue! Promise!"
"Hey Hey Hey"
"Turn around!" The little demon waved his hand.
"Why should I turn around?"
"Did you know that the disciples were taught to starve their master to death? How could I let you know my housekeeping skills?" The little demon opened his eyes.
The old man had no choice but to turn around.
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Half an hour later.
The little demon lazily said: "Okay."
"It's ready so soon!?" The old man turned around quickly, squeezed past the little demon, looked at the computer, and was stunned! (To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novels will be better and updated faster!) - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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