(I just came back from crazy and sang songs all night. I found that I can only sing old songs like "I Only Care About You", but not any of the more popular songs. "If"? "GEE"? "The-boys" "? "I got a male favorite"? Sad) It couldn't be easier to identify which foreigners are in the steam room. Their faces are red, they can't sit or lie down, they keep wiping sweat, and they must be the ones who finally run away. This is the situation that Qianqian brother and sister are in now.
There is a row of benches against the wall in the steam room. Less than three minutes after sitting down, the naked skin of the Qianqian brothers and sisters has already turned red, and drops of slippery sweat overflowed from the fine pores. , the two sisters Da Mao and Er Mao were much better. Although they were also dripping with sweat, they sat contentedly.
Song Qian fidgeted and twisted his body, his cheeks were already red from the steam, and his little tongue was still sticking out from time to time, but he still fanned the sides of Mei Qian's cheeks very diligently with both hands.
"Stop fanning, sweat will be scattered everywhere."
Mei Qian's wrinkled nose was dripping with sweat. She took off the goat bag on her head and wiped the sweat on her cheeks to stop her brother from continuing to use his palms to destroy her face. Seeing his sweaty face, she couldn't bear it. He couldn't help but chuckle, and gently wiped his face with the towel he had just wiped his face with.
"It's so comfortable." The cute host with a dry face smiled at Xiuyan who was sitting on the other side, and patted her face in a showy way.
Xiuyan snorted disdainfully, turned to look at Xiujing who was sleeping with her eyes narrowed, and moved her butt involuntarily to bring herself closer to her.
Xiujing suddenly turned around and glanced at her sister. She took off her goat bag and wiped the sweat on her face and neck and said, "Unnie, don't you feel hot?"
When Xiuyan saw this, her face immediately became excited, she raised her face and nodded vigorously.
"The heat is still so close"
Xiujing hung the towel on her shoulders with a snap, stood up leisurely and moved to a nearby open space. She stretched out her arms comfortably and sat on the bench in a big posture. Her two skeletal eyes rolled around. With his weird little head, he was probably laughing thinking about his sister's tearless expression.
Seeing the shriveled mushroom head, the cute host was in a good mood. He stuck out his tongue at Xiuyan without any image, then took off his goat bag and sweetly wiped away the beads of sweat that had just appeared on Xiuyan's forehead.
Da Mao, who was abandoned by his beloved Er Mao, was already very sad, and being so aroused by the cute owner, an unknown fire suddenly burst out in his heart. He clenched his two small fists together and shook them towards the cute owner, meaning: Big sandbags. Have you seen his fist?
Well, our Da Mao¡¯s fist is at most as big as Goubuli¡¯s bun.
The cute host laughed silently, waved and said slowly with lips: My sister Qian is the best!
The uncle could bear it, but the aunt couldn't bear it. Xiuyan, who was teased again and again, immediately jumped up and showed off. She dared to say that her second hair was not as good as her sister Qian's. The big hair rolled up her sleeves and walked towards the cute master. For a time, the temperature in the steam oven room actually dropped a few points.
Sun Tzu said: Attack the heart first, attack the city second, attack the formation third, and subjugate the enemy's troops without fighting, this is the kind of person who is good. Looking at her posture, the highest level of subduing the enemy without fighting is useless, so she has to resort to mind-attacking tactics as the second best!
"Hey! Good men don't fight with women, and good women don't use their fists. Mushroom head, what are you going to do? First of all, you have to be a good woman to do it! And if you start to do it, I am a big man, and you, a little woman, are sure Can you beat me?" The cute host, who had a deep hatred for violence, stood up decisively and took a few steps back, trying to defeat his opponent with mind-attacking tactics.
Da Mao was bewitched by the villain, and waved his two little fists vigorously, as if he would not stop until the cute master was beaten up.
Mei Qian sighed and simply ignored this perverted old man who was causing trouble and just closed her eyes and didn't look at him.
When the plan failed, the cute master who asked for trouble made another plan. The so-called thirty-six strategies are the best ones. Decisively, the cute master and Da Mao played the game of eagle catching the chicken, and in the narrow steam room Here you chase me.
No matter how weak Song Qian is, he is still a man, and men are born with strength advantages; no matter how violent Xiuyan is, she is still a woman, and women are naturally weaker. In this way, the two of them chased each other around for several times. lock up.
Suddenly, the situation changed in an instant. The steam room was already in full swing. After running a few more laps, the two of them were sweating profusely. For a moment, the cute host, who was born with a lack of balance, was confused again and ran away. As he was running, he stumbled and was thrown to the ground by Da Mao who rushed over. The dull sound immediately woke up the two girls who were squinting and paying no attention to anything.
Hot! Song Qian just felt that the floor was really hot! There was only a bathrobe on her back, which couldn't block the burning heat. As she struggled, she accidentally saw a touch of snow-white, with dripping water on it.A few drops of sweat slowly gathered along the smooth skin towards a deep ravine
¡°So ferocious!¡± the cute master exclaimed!
"Now you know how ferocious I am? The more ferocious ones are yet to come!"
With human flesh underneath him, Da Mao's fall was not very painful. On the contrary, he felt extremely excited because he had caught the cute master. At this time, he didn't care that he was lying on his body in full bloom. He raised his little fist to make a gesture. Want to fight.
Just when the two of them were in a tense situation, Xiujing, who had been silent all this time, suddenly raised her hand feebly and said: "Unnie, come and wipe my sweat, I'm so hot."
Ever since, Da Mao, who had just raised his fist in anger, immediately stretched out his small fist, got up quickly with a smile on his face, left the cute master who had just been caught with all his efforts, and took off the goat on his head. Bao twisted his small waist and jumped over, carefully and gently wiping the sweat of his dear sister.
The cute master stood there with his eyes wide open, thinking to himself that he finally understood what Mei Qian said back then, that this mushroom head has the same attributes as himself, wait, it¡¯s so hot
"Brother, what are you talking about? Can't you be more mature" Mei Qian helplessly pulled up the cute master, pressed him hard on the chair, lifted up his bathrobe and slapped his face, which was red with heat. back.
"She is hostile to you, and I am helping you to avenge her!" The cute host raised his head righteously, with the attitude of "I am my sister and I am proud, I am my sister and I am coquettish."
"Just be funny"
While Mei Qian poked her perverted brother¡¯s descendant with her finger, she picked up a towel and wiped the sweat from her forehead and neck.
Da Mao was so proud to have received her sister's approval. While wiping her sister's sweat, she didn't forget to show off to her cute master. She felt that this feeling was much more comfortable than punching him with her fists!
As a younger sister, Song Qian naturally did not understand the meaning of the war between them. In order to avoid any further disputes, she wiped her sweat and said: "It's so hot, it's so hot, I can't stand it anymore. Brother, let's go out."
"Okay, let's go out, no more steaming." Song Qian left his old enemy Da Mao behind, and supported his sister Qian to stand up distressedly, and walked towards the door of the steam room.
"Onie, we're going out too." Xiujing saw the Qianqian brother and sister were about to leave, so she stood up and followed them out.
"It feels so good!" After exiting the steam room and breathing the air of normal temperature, the four of them felt a chill in their hearts and couldn't help but exclaim.
"Wow! Sister Qian, your skin has become so smooth!"
The refreshing feeling of sweating profusely is really good. Unintentionally, the cute host's eyes lit up when he saw Mei Qian's sweaty arms. He immediately stretched out his claws to touch them. The sticky sweat dripped on the skin and became slippery to the touch. That's a comfort.
"You're still touching! Why don't you go take a shower?" Mei Qian's cheeks turned red, and she hurriedly took a picture of the perverted brother's hands, stomped her feet and hurried to the bathroom.
Da Mao couldn't help but squint his eyes and smile when he saw the cute master. He raised his hand and touched Xiao Jing's arm. After a while, he stretched out from the hem of his clothes to his back in a very showy way, and touched it comfortably up and down. It made Xiao Jingshu feel uncomfortable all over.
Ten minutes later, the four people who had washed away the sweat gathered in the common room lobby. At this time, there were many people lying in the common room in twos and threes. Some were three generations of the family, some were girls who looked like high school students, and there were couples. The children didn't make any noise and crawled there obediently.
Unconsciously, evening has arrived, and more and more people are coming to the jjimjilbang to relax.
When you go to the jjimjilbang, you have to eat the unique food here, boiled eggs.
Xiao Jingshu ordered a dozen cooked eggs at the counter and threw it into her sister's hand. Sister Qian also bought a few bottles of drinks and some snacks and threw them into her brother's arms. Then the two sisters walked hand in hand in tacit understanding and found someone. There is relatively little open space to sit in a circle.
¡°Goat bag!¡±
Putting down the food, Mengzhu and Da Mao took off the towels on their shoulders at the same time and handed them to their respective sisters.
"Why do you want to learn from me?"
The two of them yelled at the same time.
"snort!"
At the same time, he stepped in and turned his head
"Little Crystal and Mei Qian both looked at each other and laughed. They carefully folded the goat bag and put it on their heads.
"Little Crystal, come here, lie on Ernie's lap." Putting on the goat bag folded by his sister, Da Mao pulled his beloved sister over and said with satisfaction.
Xiao Jingshu was also unambiguous. As soon as she lay on her side, she put the big hair coil on her head pillow on her chest and stretched out comfortably.
Because they are brother and sister, long after Sister Qian developed, such intimate actions were very rare.Naturally, the adorable host was so excited to see her, so she crossed her legs and looked at Sister Qian expectantly with her cute eyes.
Meiqian understood it, and although she was a little shy, she still imitated the little crystal and lay down on her side, combing her hair under the goat's bun and leaning on the cute master's lap.
The cute host glanced at Da Mao proudly and showed off, you have it and I have it, my sister Qian is also lying on my lap!
"Eggs, I want to eat eggs." Seeing that her brother was only focused on showing off, Mei Qian left her behind, so she pouted and pointed at the eggs and said coquettishly.
"Okay, I'll peel it for you to eat."
¡°As he said that, Song Qian had already picked up an egg and knocked it on his head. The hard eggshell broke into a few cracks.
The lying girl Qian couldn't help but trembled when she heard the loud noise. She quickly got up and touched the area that had just been hit. She asked lovingly: "Does it hurt? Why did you hit it with your head?" Just knock on the floor."
"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt. It's unhygienic to smash eggs on the floor that has been stepped on by so many people. It allows Mei Qian to eat clean eggs. It doesn't matter if it hurts a little." The cute host pushed Mei Qian's head back with one hand. Lying on his lap, the conversation between the two of them had always been in Chinese, but this time he specifically explained in Korean. The purpose was naturally because the guy opposite him who was making him unhappy was smashing eggs on the floor.
In fact, the floor is still very clean. There is no problem in smashing the eggs, and there will be no pollution. Everyone does it. Of course, there are not a few people like the cute master who smash the eggs with their heads. It is just more fun.
Da Mao, who had just cracked open the egg on the floor and peeled off half of the shell, glared at the cute owner, then silently put the half-shelled egg back in its place, picked up a complete cooked egg again, and closed his eyes. Just hit it hard on the head
"Come on, Sister Qian, take some eggs and eat some nutritious bars." The cute host proudly peeled off the shell of the whole egg, broke it into pieces, and fed it to Sister Qian bit by bit. It really hurts to hit the head with this egg
"My little Crystal is a nutritious bar!" Da Mao also quickly peeled the eggs he smashed with his head. He was not happy when he heard the cute host praising his sister Qian, and hurriedly fed Little Crystal to eat a piece. He was bound to win. He brags about someone else's younger sister, so that his younger sister appears to be the most precious.
The two girls who were gnawing on the cooked eggs frowned, closed their eyes helplessly, and pretended to take a nap when they were full.
So, the two girls started an unprecedented "girl showoff" competition.
Cute host: My sister Qian¡¯s toes are so beautiful, they are small and exquisite, like jade!
Da Mao: My little Crystal¡¯s perfect pair of legs are so beautiful, white and long.
Cute host: My sister Qian has a small waist and is just right neither fat nor thin.
Da Mao: My little Crystal has muscles in her abdomen and a strong and solid body.
Cute host: My sister Qian¡¯s eyelashes are so long and fluttering, so cute.
Da Mao: My little Crystal¡¯s chin is really beautiful, delicate and beautiful, white and tender, so beautiful!
Cute host: My sister Qian looks good even when she closes her eyes, like a sleeping beauty lying on a jade bed.
Da Mao: My little Crystal¡¯s sleepy look is so beautiful, like a confused Snow White.
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From head to toe, the two of them praised their respective girls one by one, and the atmosphere between the two girls became more and more tense. After praising for a long time, neither of them came up with a reason for the praise, so the cute host let it out. With a killer tip and a pointed nose, he praised arrogantly: "My sister Qian's bust is Dcup and she has a great figure!" (Visual inspection shows no, at most B. With the concept that the cute host has instilled since childhood, let's just assume that sister Qian has a Dcup. )
Listening, Da Mao was stunned for a while. He was about to retort, but he glanced at Xiao Jingshu's small breasts guiltily. After thinking for a while, he responded confidently: "My Xiao Jingshu is young. This is unfair. From now on, I If you massage her breasts every day, she must be bigger than your sister Qian."
The cute host was at a loss for words. Da Mao could massage his breasts without any scruples. If he touched Mei Qian¡¯s, he wouldn¡¯t be kicked by Mei Qian and sent to the Antarctic to see penguins.
"I hope it can really grow" the cute host had no choice but to say with disdain and no momentum at all.
Thinking about it, Xiao Jingzhu has a big hair massage, and she is at the developmental age, so her cup must have grown rapidly. Looking at Mei Qian¡¯s already shaped cup, it¡¯s hard to say. This killer weapon is a laparotomy. In the first round In the contest between the two girls, the gender of the cute protagonist was the loser But the two girls, who had been lying down and listening to the battle with their eyes closed, already had their cheeks burning when they talked about their breasts. Go to the room