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- Cute theater:
Starring: Tao Nan; Ma Jiaxin (This is my first time starring a non-cute protagonist. If anyone can provide me with jokes, I might consider becoming an actor. Why has no one provided me with them yet?)
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One day, Ma Jiaxin took a train from a certain place to SH to watch Girls' Generation's Nth Asian Tour Concert. Halfway through the journey, Ma Jiaxin suddenly felt a stomachache, and then got into the toilet of the train and squatted in the tub, while Ma Jiaxin fucked a certain member of Girls' Generation. When he was using the murder weapon, the toilet door was suddenly pushed open and a girl named Tao Nan got in.
Ma Jiaxin looked at Tao Nan who rushed in in panic and wondered why the toilet door was not closed tightly. As if Tao Nan didn't see Ma Jiaxin, he neatly locked the toilet door and then took off his shirt seductively. .
Tao Nan: Robbery! Otherwise, I will shout indecent words!
The calm Ma Jiaxin did not panic. He squatted on the pit and pointed at his ears and mouth with both hands and screamed. Then he took out a pen and a note from his belt and wrote: Deaf-mute people, please Write down what you want to express on paper.
Tao Nan stared blankly at Ma Jiaxin and muttered, then fiercely grabbed the pen and paper and wrote: Robbery! Why don't you shout indecent assault!
Ma Jiaxin took the pen and paper, then calmly took out a tissue and wiped the anus with a smile and said, "You can go out now."
Philosophical ending 1: Tao Nan put on her shirt angrily and ran out of the toilet.
Fairy tale ending 2: Tao Nan was unwilling to give in and suddenly saw Ma Jiaxin blocking her From then on, Ma Jiaxin and Tao Nan lived a happy life.
Of the two endings, which one do you like?
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Li Zhun turned his head away and rubbed his eyes, unwilling to discuss his private affairs in front of a stranger he had only met twice.
Song Qian is not very curious, but once his curiosity is aroused, even ten cows can't stop him. By chance, a grown man is hiding in the corner of the campus crying. This man is not a stranger, so behind this Stories aroused his curiosity enough, and he liked listening to stories the most.
In order to avoid the embarrassment between the two of them, and taking into account the face of the crying man Li Zhun, Song Qian still carefully guessed: "Are you broken up in love?"
Hearing Song Qian¡¯s inquiry, Li Zhun¡¯s body visibly stiffened for a moment, but returned to normal after a while. However, this subtle stiffness was all visible to Song Qian, who had been staring at him.
Song Qian calmed down, rubbed his scratched arms, found a relatively clean bluestone and sat down. Seeing that Li Zhun was unmoved, he patted the seat next to him and forced Li Zhun to sit down. Next to him, he continued: "Men don't shed tears easily, but they haven't reached the point of sadness. A woman who can make a man hide and cry is definitely not an ordinary woman. This woman must be very beautiful, right?"
Maybe it comes from a cat star, or from a dog star, but if it comes from Mars, it will never make such a handsome man cry so sadly. Well, Song Qian is jealous of Li Zhun's handsome face and burlier physique than him.
Li Zhun nodded subconsciously, but quickly stabilized his movements and slowly lowered his neck.
Song Qian continued to console him: "They say beauty is a disaster. Well, Li Zhun, please look away. There is no grass anywhere in the world, so why should you have unrequited love for a flower? In spring, the grass is red and the flowers are red. There are endless harvests all over the mountains and fields. Listen. It is said that children in Japan and South Korea are relatively precocious, and you don¡¯t look innocent. This woman must not be your first love, right? In my opinion, there are only two love relationships that a man can miss, and one of them is his first love. Because every man will bury this most tender feeling deep in his heart until he takes it to the grave"
Li Zhun, who was burying his head in looking at the weeds, smiled bitterly and shook his head slightly. He didn't know whether to deny it or to follow Song Qian's words.
"Men, when you should cry, find a place to cry. Don't let others see it. I cry often. Every time my sister ignores me, I feel like jumping off the building." Our cute protagonist exaggerated. , although he is sad, but it is not to the point of jumping off the building. At most, he can give him one or two unique gifts, and Mei Qian's smile will bloom towards him: "But sometimes a man still needs a few friends. When he is sad, Just find me and hang out, if you think highly of me, just treat me as your best friend."
Li Zhun raised his head and glanced at Song Qian, his eyes full of confusion: "We are not very familiar with each other, and we are said to be good friends, this"
Song Qian raised his hands in surrender, which was a bit cute: "Okay, okay, let's not be friends, then you can just treat me as a stranger. I'm really curious about what kind of woman makes you, a handsome ice cream guy, cry to death." I¡¯m a stranger anyway, so it¡¯s okay to tell me, right? Besides, you can tell me what¡¯s suppressed in your heart.?Maybe your mood will get better? "
Li Zhun¡¯s lips wriggled for a while, he hesitated to speak, and finally sighed and lowered his head. Perhaps it was Song Qian's nagging that triggered his conversation, or perhaps Song Qian's repeated mention of that woman aroused his sadness. In a depressed mood, he buried his head and began to whisper: "I It¡¯s not that I¡¯m sad that she left, I¡¯m sad that she looked down on me and left.¡±
After hesitating for a while, Li Zhun continued with a complicated expression: "My family is not rich, it can be said to be very difficult"
"I can see that." Song Qian nodded in agreement. If he hadn't been a crying man and looked so sour and smelly, he would have stayed far away.
When Li Zhun saw Song Qian holding his nose and leaning back, as if his tail had been stepped on, he stood up and shouted angrily: "What's wrong with my family? Why can't poor people learn to dance? Poor people can't do this kind of dance." A higher school?"
Song Qian was startled by Li Zhun's sudden outburst, and hurriedly took his hand and explained: "Don't get me wrong, no one said that poor people can't learn dance, and no one said that they can't go to such an elegant school. Besides, this The school is so elegant. In my eyes, it is like a cage that cannot be broken anymore. However, the students who study here are willing to use the ground as a prison. They are like walking zombies every day, studying some nonsense theory and practicing it to gain true knowledge. They don¡¯t understand. What? Also, let me tell you, I don¡¯t look down on you. The only person I look down upon in this world is the person who bullies my sister. That night when I saw you protecting the girl with the guitar in the mall, it shows that you are not a god. That¡¯s it. At one point, I will regard you as a friend worthy of deep friendship, because I also love my sister very much."
After saying a series of words, Song Qian wanted to slap himself in the face and shouted: Sister Qian, my brother¡¯s mouth is so mean!
After listening to Song Qian's "sincere" explanation and witnessing the most beautiful relationship between Song Qian and Song Qian, the excited Li Zhun gradually calmed down. After taking a deep breath, he sat down again under Song Qian's seduction. Go down.
"I only have this set of training clothes. Because they were stained in the morning, I washed them once at noon. Although I borrowed my roommate's hair dryer to blow them over, they are still half wet, so"
Song Qian nodded and expressed his understanding. The half-wet clothes were mixed with sweat and were steamed by the body temperature. The smell was really tight. At this point, Song Qian had already vaguely guessed why the woman left Li Zhun. Well, that woman can bear it when her boyfriend wears such clothes.
After taking a sneak peek and seeing that Song Qian's face no longer looked disgusted, Li Zhun felt relieved and continued: "I thought this kind of ridicule would end when I was admitted to this school in high school, but it didn't Now that I think about it, no matter how good I dance, it can't change my image in their minds."
In this kind of environment where there are famous teachers to guide and students only know how to practice hard and have no other ideas, Li Zhun's grades can reach the top ten in the department. How difficult it is. It is indeed worthy of his pride.
But no matter how good his grades were, the school's semi-closed teaching method made it impossible for him to work part-time, and all the scholarships he received had to pay for tuition. His family couldn't even spare some spare money to buy him more training clothes, dance equipment, etc. Shoes, although his experience in high school allowed him to handle a training uniform and a pair of dance shoes very well and keep them clean and dry every day, but how could he avoid the occasional situation like today? Hiding in the dormitory and skipping classes? So all the scholarships he worked so hard for were in vain?
Moreover, this incident happened because his girlfriend accidentally poured coffee on him this morning. When he saw her in the afternoon, she spoke harshly to him in front of her friends and abandoned him like a shoe. Moreover, Who was chasing him in the first place
Thinking of this, Li Zhun couldn't help but his eyes turned red again. He didn't care about her leaving. It wasn't like he had never experienced this kind of pain. What made him uncomfortable was that when the woman left, she also left behind a lot of viciousness. Every cruel word was like a bayonet stabbing deeply into his cautious and inferior heart!
Song Qian regretted hearing such a story. Like his sister, Song Qian was also overflowing with love, so he decided to help him.
As Li Zhun finished telling his story, Song Qian was silent for a while and said, "Do you have a dream?"
Li Zhun nodded silently: "Of course, my dream is to become an actor, but my talent is not in that area, but my talent in dancing is extraordinary. What about you? What is your dream?"
"Me?" Song Qian struggled for a while. Whenever he talked about ideals, he was always very confused: "In this regard, I think you are much richer than me."
"Don't you have a dream?" Li Zhun asked in surprise.
Song Qian smiled helplessly: "Is it a dream to love my sister for the rest of my life?"
"What kind of dream is this?"Isn¡¯t the ideal that a person should pursue the most in his life and try his best to achieve it? Li Zhun asked in confusion.
"But loving my sister all my life is my biggest pursuit in this life and the ideal I want to work hard to achieve." Song Qian scratched his scalp and continued with a smile: "So I say that in this aspect, you are much richer than me. Yes, just for this reason, Li Zhun, you can¡¯t cry, straighten your back, stand up and masturbate!¡±
Li Zhun nodded, and suddenly he seemed to feel that he had a purposeful life, and seemed to be really rich. After a while, Li Zhun was full of confusion again, and asked: "What is lu?"
How could Li Zhun, a Korean, understand the splendid Internet culture of the Chinese dynasty? The word masturbation was a word. In embarrassment, Song Qian had no choice but to explain nonsense: "Lust means to cheer up."
Li Zhun nodded as if he understood. The two got closer after a conversation. Song Qian slowly enlightened him and released his depressed mood. Hearing Song Qian say that he had no ideals and still encouraged himself, he was very moved, so Then they encouraged each other with sincere faces: "Then let's masturbate together, I will fight for my ideal, and you will work hard to find your ideal!"
"Okay, let's fuck each other!"
Wait, Song Qian, Waterfall Khan, and Genghis Khan reacted. How did the relationship between the two develop so fast? We started as strangers, and after chatting for a while, we became gay friends. We masturbated each other, I masturbated your sister, I masturbated your sister, I am a straight man, I like women with big breasts and big butts
"I'm going home" Song Qian stood up resentfully and silently walked out along the path.
"Hello¡¡"
"Don't stop me, I want to go home, and I don't want to fuck with you!" Song Qian started running in a panic, stumbling a little at every step, and dashing away from the place with a big stumble at every step.
"No" When Li Zhun just wanted to shout, he heard a "bang", and Song Qian, who had just turned the corner, covered his head and stepped back: "I just want to remind you that there is a wall at the corner over there And the way out is in the opposite direction" - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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