One day, the cute master of the cute academy started classes.
Song Qian: The topic we are going to talk about today is, Fart! The so-called farts are the gas in the body, so there is no reason not to let them go. On average, a person farts more than fourteen times a day
Xu Xian: Eating sweet potatoes is good for the intestines and stomach and makes farting loud!
Meiying: I¡¯ve only farted three times so far. There are still fourteen hours until the end of the day. I have to fart once an hour on average to finish today¡¯s farts.
Xiujing: When my sister farts, I will fart too. If she doesn¡¯t fart, I will hold it in until I die.
Jiyan: I don¡¯t fart during the day. Do I finish it quietly while sleeping?
Suzy: The president often said that you have to be half-breathed when singing. My farts are all used in singing and I can¡¯t let them out.
Jiying: Pfft (fans the wind and continues listening as if nothing happened)
Zhi En: Oops, I¡¯ve put out fourteen of them today. It looks like I need to save them up and put them out tomorrow.
Shen Fengshan: Hehe, I have been focusing on farting for thirty years!
At the beginning of last year, probably this season, Song Qian was also forced to take a sip of wine at the dinner party where he met Lian Xun, the top ten gay men, for the first time. That night, all the men in the room thought that Song Qian was the real one. The gay boss because he kissed them all.
The only girl he kissed was Liu Yuqi, but she ended up pursuing Song Qian instead.
Tonight, Song Qian drank a full glass of wine, and the time when he became drunk was naturally shortened to only three seconds. Naturally, there was only one person who was kissed, Han Caiying.
"President I seem to have something else to do. I think we have to leave first." An Yanxi swallowed dryly and put down the wine glass in her hand tremblingly.
Han Caiying didn¡¯t respond.
It is always the darkest before dawn, and the quietest on the eve of a storm. Han Caiying did not react at all. She believed that now is the most dangerous time, so An Yanxi decisively rubbed oil on her soles and took advantage of the boss's anger before she went overboard. Escape from this place of right and wrong before killing.
With An Yanxi taking the lead, the other female clerks looked at each other, and then they all dropped a few words and ran away to avoid harming Chi Yu.
¡°All of a sudden, in this box, only Han Caiying, who was still stunned and covering her lips, and Song Qian, who collapsed on the ground like mud, were left.
Her mood at this moment was not as angry as An Yanxi or other female shop assistants thought. On the contrary, her mood was very chaotic, so chaotic that she was going crazy. In her madness, there was also the shyness of a little girl. .
In that light kiss, she actually felt her heart suddenly contract and then stop beating. The feeling of her brain being temporarily deprived of oxygen was like the green and hazy first love, indescribable and as beautiful as yesterday.
Han Caiying stood up in a panic and walked out of the barbecue restaurant quickly. The car made an arc like a meteor, and with a thunderous friction sound, it quickly disappeared at the end of the street.
The light red car drove south until it reached an empty parking lot and then braked suddenly and stopped.
"calm down!"
Han Caiying walked back and forth several times. The cool breeze in the early spring night made her clothes rustle. Her majestic mind rose and fell with every deep breath she took, and her panicked emotions came one after another.
"Oh my god! Are you punishing me?"
Han Caiying covered her head and squatted down. In her mind, a vague face quietly emerged. It was flawless and extremely cute. Beside her two black eyes, there was a circle of artistic bruises.
The wind whistled, the empty parking lot was silent, and a light rain fell silently from the sky. The light rain fell on her body, seeming to answer her question.
"Song Qian? He's still at the barbecue restaurant. It's so late, so we have to send him back."
Han Caiying suddenly raised her head and ran out in panic. The little guy was still lying in the barbecue restaurant. She hurriedly got into the car, slipped away, and quickly disappeared into the darkness.
Song Qian was lying on the ground in the barbecue restaurant, gasping for air, and there was a cute bubble coming out of his nose. His drunken state made everyone who saw him lose their mind.
But Han Caiying was in trouble. How could she, a weak woman, get more than 100 kilograms into the car? In desperation, he had to call a barbecue restaurant clerk to help lift Song Qian into the car.
Sitting in the driver's seat and looking at Song Qian lying like mud in the back seat, Han Caiying was in trouble again, where should she send him? Looking at the current state, it seems that he can't be woken up no matter how he screams.
Hotel? Forget it, Han Caiying decided to send Song Qian back to the store.
The car soon stopped at the back door of Rachel-Hans. It was late at night and the alley was lifeless, with only a few dim street lights standing guard like soldiers.
Song Qian was helped by the clerk to move it up, so who will help move it down? Han Caiying sat in the driver's seat with a troubled expression, so she simply left him in the car to sleep.
Thinking of this, Han Caiying got out of the car and walked into the store through the back door. Before the door was closed, she walked out again. She sighed helplessly, opened the back door and pulled Ni Niqian out with difficulty.
Although our cute protagonist has no power to bind a chicken, his weight is quite impressive. Especially when he is drunk, a person's weight always seems to be heavier than usual.
Our young lady, the Queen, worked hard for ten minutes under the spring rain at night, but she could only hold his armpits with both hands and drag him step by step into the back of the store with difficulty.
A warehouse in the store was specially opened up by her and decorated into a lounge. She has been living here. For some reasons, this is her most comfortable home in Korea.
The den is very simple, with a bed, a dressing table, and a large wardrobe occupying almost one-fifth of the space. The original toilet has been transformed into a bathroom. Although it has been expanded as much as possible, the area is still very small. The bathtub takes up half of it.
After being drenched in the rain for a while, the first thing Han Caiying, who has a mysophobia, did when she returned to her den was to throw Song Qian in the corner, then get into the bathroom and run the water to take a bath.
The water mist filled the air. Han Caiying lay in the bathtub, her eyes staring at the water vapor rushing towards the exhaust fan along the track. The touch of hot water kissing her skin brought her thoughts back to an hour ago, when the scene faded into the misty rain. kiss.
When she thought of that momentary kiss, the little girl-like mood hidden deep in her heart came up again, and red clouds and clouds were flying, ironing every inch of her skin.
Drowsily, Han Caiying put on a set of clothes after taking a shower, wrapped her wet hair in a dry towel and walked out of the bathroom. With one glance, she stared at Song Qian, who was sleeping soundly in the corner.
At this time, Song Qian's whole body was dirty, especially his back and legs, which were already slightly tattered due to being dragged around. There was also a big tear on the side of his trousers on his thigh, which revealed his white tenderness when Song Qian unintentionally flexed and stretched. thigh.
Han Caiying took one look and spat, how could a grown man's thighs be so white?
Looking at Song Qian¡¯s face like a tabby cat, Han Caiying felt uncomfortable and quickly found a new towel to wet it and wipe him clean.
"You were so beautiful on the catwalk, how could you become like this after just one drink?" Han Caiying wiped her hands and thought to herself, without thinking about who made our cute host drink that glass of wine.
Wiping, wiping, Song Qian's colorful little face became clearer. The two circles of artistic bruises on his eyes had faded a lot compared to the color in the morning. He looked exactly like his sister Song Qian, and was definitely a car. Seeing the car, flowers blooming, the cute little young lady, coupled with Song Qian's drunken state at this time, is definitely the typical appearance of the young lady of the Royal Sister, Han Caiying couldn't help but feel a little lost when she looked at it.
"Compared to Song Qian's adorable appearance, what impressed her even more was the lips. The feeling of being in the barbecue restaurant has been lingering in her mind and cannot be forgotten.
Recalling that kiss, Han Caiying frowned and stared at those lips for a long time. She hesitated for a moment, as if to confirm something. Stumbling, she slowly leaned down and placed a kiss on Song Qian's lips. A kiss as light as before.
Han Caiying felt her heartbeat very carefully. When lips and lips came into contact again, the throbbing of a young deer like a young girl emerged again. In an instant, Han Caiying fell to the ground in fright.
"Sure enough, yesthis is the feeling" Her expression looked like crying and laughing, sad and happy. Her complex and contradictory expression kept changing, and she sat there blankly.
"It's really ironic that I actually had feelings for a man after getting married. Han Caiying smiled to herself, glanced at Song Qian's face and said to herself: "Congratulations, Han Caiying, you successfully cheated. !¡±