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- After the little black dog said this, he flew out with a whoosh, quite fast. But there is no fighting ability, it seems to be natural.
The little black dog came to little Zhutu in the blink of an eye. When Little Zhutu saw the little black dog, he couldn't help but smile contemptuously. It was really a contemptuous smile. Yang Mo could clearly capture this smile, and his two big teeth grinned sideways. The emotion was very accurate, it was contempt.
Yang Mo was going crazy, it felt like he was watching a cartoon.
When the little black dog rushed to the side of the little Zhu Rabbit, he suddenly raised his right hind leg, and with a plop, a stream of golden urine rushed towards the Little Zhu Rabbit He almost missed the beautiful, smooth and soft hair of the Little Zhu Rabbit. .
"You despicable guy, how dare you urinate on this princess!"
A childish loli voice sounded. After hearing this, Yang Mo couldn't help but be confused: Come on, can dogs, rabbits, etc. from other worlds talk? Is this possible?
"I'm going to pee on you! I'm going to pee on you!"
While Yang Mo was stunned and surprised, the little black dog acted like a hooligan and ran quickly after the little Zhutu, maintaining difficult sexual movements while running. The speed of the two guys is not much different. Although the little black dog is a scumbag, his speed is still very abnormal. Under the shameless and despicable attack of the little black dog, the little Zhutu had to slow down in order to avoid the urine, so that the two of them just kept circling in the same range.
When Yang Mo saw this scene of "water gun battle", he found the childishness in these two "little animals" inexplicably, so he watched them intently. Because this is much better than cartoons, because cartoons from any country will not depict a dog peeing and running after its belly
Finally, under the attack of urine, Little Zhutu surrendered.
After seeing Little Zhutu surrender, Yang Mo quickly walked over and praised the little black dog like a child: "Xiaohei, you are so awesome!"
"Of course, dealing with such a little girl is not a piece of cake." The little black dog said proudly, his expression and tone full of the characteristic of being "unsexy".
"Don't call her a little bitch, respect women and call her a little lolita!" In this state, Yang Mo actually had the intention of joking.
"Little Lolita? Hey, this name is quite nice. What's my name? I will be called Little Lolita from now on!" Little Zhutu actually started to laugh along with it heartlessly. Didn't she know that she was being called now? The object of urine capture?
Seeing the happy mood on Little Zhutu's face, Little Black Dog quickly became unhappy. He raised his right leg, pointed his transmitter at Little Lolita and said viciously: "Don't be happy, you are a prisoner now, please Respect your own role!"
Hearing the little black dog behave like this, Yang Mo couldn't help laughing. Then he knelt down and patted the little Zhutu whose eyes were covered with a layer of gauze and said, "Ignore him, he is an evil little shota!"
"Little Shota? What is Little Shota? This prince is your senior! Why did you change my name again?" the little black dog asked in confusion. Although he has a high IQ, this name is still the same as that one. Confused him.
"Where's Xiao Zhengtai? It's the name the little loli called you. Where's Xiao Hei? It's the name I called you. Do you understand?" Yang Mo patiently explained to the little black dog.
"You also want to keep the little Loli by your side?" The little black dog raised his head and asked. It was obvious that his IQ was indeed not low and he could actually see through Yang Mo's thoughts.
"Well, little Loli, are you willing to follow me?" Yang Mo asked.
"Follow you? No! I don't want to be someone else's subordinate. My mission now is to catch the little monster, then establish a political power, and finally rule the world." The little Loli said in a coquettish voice.
"Rule the world?" Yang Mo was really stunned by this little Zhutu's ideal.
¡°Loli¡¯s body controls the queen¡¯s heart? ! What a wonderful complex!
"Poor little Lolita, I have to tell you with regret that the little monster you captured has now become this guy's magic pet. Gah gah gah!" the little black dog said in an extremely evil manner, with an expression and tone that reminded Yang Mo of it. To the weird uncle who 'takes you to see the little goldfish'.
"What? You actually took away the little monster that I risked my life to get? Damn humans, when I rule the world, I will definitely classify humans as the lowest creatures, creatures even lower than dog shit." Little Zhutu said angrily, her hair constantly fluttering as she spoke, coupled with her childish and fresh tone.
It was really too annoying to be annoying, so when Yang Mo heard this sentence, he just stretched out his hand and touched her head. By the way, he also helped her smooth the hair on her long ears.
"Don't insult my feces!"
The evil little black dog raised his right leg again and showed his launcher.
The two little guys chatted together, which was even more funny than the cross talk, making Yang Mo jump up and down.
¡° One is a young lady who is both evil and rogue, and the other is a little lolita who dreams of becoming a queen. It¡¯s funny just thinking about it.
After laughing for a while, Yang Mo patted and stroked the silky soft hair of the little red rabbit, and said half teasingly and half seriously: "Follow me, and you will rule the world faster. If you stay here now, you will follow me for the rest of your life. How can you rule the world after dealing with these monsters? You don¡¯t even know where the world is.¡±
The little Zhutu lowered his head and pondered for a while after hearing Yang Mo's bewilderment. Finally, under the impatient urging of the little black dog, he raised his head and said to Yang Mo: "Okay, I'll go with you. But I won't be your servant. How about we have a strategic partnership?¡±
"OK!"
Yang Mo stretched out his hand and gave Little Zhutu a high-five with his right forepaw.
"I also want to establish a strategic partnership with you!" The little black dog followed suit and stretched out his right forepaw.
Snapped!
Yang Mo reluctantly gave the little black dog a high-five.
After high-fiving, the two little guys climbed up to Yang Mo's left and right shoulders in perfect agreement. The right was the red rabbit, and the right was the dark puppy. (Male on the left and female on the right? Sorry!!)
Hey, looking at it this way, it really looks like a vaudeville group.
Yang Mo pointed to the little black thing thrown to the ground by Little Zhutu and asked, "What is this?"
"The fifth-level ruthless rhinoceros was just stolen from there. I think in ten years, I will be able to accumulate more than fifty fifth-level monsters and above, then establish a political power and attack the human world!!" Little Zhutu looked at the moon in the sky and said domineeringly.
Yang Mo is already used to her ambition.
But soon, Yang Mo pointed to the wild rhinoceros on the ground and asked: "Is the wild rhinoceros powerful? Is it okay if I establish a contract with it?"
"No, you have already taken away a nearly eighth-level magic beast from me. I can't increase your strength any more." Xiao Zhutu replied decisively: "If you tear up the strategic partnership, wouldn't I suffer a big loss? .My queen mother told me that there are no eternal friends, only eternal interests."
What the hell!
Yang Mo complained, thinking that this little Zhutu was too stingy.
The current relationship between one person, one dog and one rabbit is very complicated. The little black dog calls himself a prince, and the little Zhutu calls himself a princess. Only Yang Mo is a bit of a coward, and can only be the holy son of a small place. Compared with their complicated identities, the ambitions of these three things are: Yang Mo is here to save the world, Little Zhutu wants to conquer the world, and although the little prince didn't say it, judging from his posture, he doesn't seem to be a good person.
People, dogs and rabbits each walked out of the Warcraft Forest with their own thoughts. After a few days of getting along with each other, Yang Mo finally figured it out. Both of these things are bluffing goods. The little black dog and the little Zhutu are useless except for escaping faster and releasing some scary auras. Their combat power is both five.
Paralysis, this guy wants to rule the world?
Yang Mo is crazy. He was the one fighting monsters he encountered along the way. Fortunately, Yang Mo's combat experience has increased a lot by killing monsters along the way. Moreover, the spirit stones in the monsters he kills can allow him to absorb energy and gain strength. And the tiger-striped leopard he raised also grew rapidly by following behind and constantly devouring the crystal cores of Warcraft. Gradually, it also reached the third and fourth levels of combat power. When it approached the edge of the Warcraft Forest, it already weighed more than two hundred kilograms, shoulder-to-shoulder. The height is also over eighty centimeters.
Seeing that it was so strong, humans, dogs and rabbits simply used it as a mount.
As for the wild rhinoceros that Little Zhu Rabbit was reluctant to give to Yang Mo, it was eaten by the tiger-striped leopard the next day. Little Zhu Rabbit was so angry that he scolded Yang Mo for being shameless. Yang Mo looked aggrieved and could only explain to it that it was survival of the fittest.
Fortunately, the little Zhutu was very nervous and recovered after being angry for two or three minutes. Instead, he lay on Yang Mo's shoulder and acted coquettishly because he fell in love with Yang Mo's barbecue.
?? Rabbits like to eat barbecue?
Yang Mo is used to this kind of ridiculous thing, even though he knows that rabbits are herbivores.
After walking in the vast Warcraft Forest for nearly half a month, we finally arrived at the edge of the forest. Originally, Yang Mo and the others could walk faster, but the arrogant little Zhu Rabbit always dragged Yang Mo and asked him to grill it. There was no way, Yang Mo really didn't know how to refuse a meat-loving person. rabbit.
This rabbit is quite picky about food and only eats fire-energy monster meat every time.
Yang Mo originally wanted to say it, but then the little black dog secretly told him: This little rabbit wants to eat fire energy meat to open the seal.
Yang Mo was very curious after hearing this, so he asked what kind of seal it was. The little black dog stopped talking and said perfunctorily: It's just a very powerful seal. You humans won't understand.
There is no way, Yang Mo is used to being 'racized' by these two talking pets. They don't like to explain many things to Yang Mo, such as where they come from, and why they can talk? For example, why are their combat capabilities so weak?
When Yang Mo asked these questions, they always said the same thing: "You don't understand even if I tell you."
Damn it, you won¡¯t know if I understand until you say it?
Although these two guys are always silent on these issues, they are still very good in other aspects. They are willing to use their professional vision to find weaknesses in Yang Mo's opponents, but they never participate in the battle. Sometimes, they would also sing some songs to Yang Mo, but without exception, they were hard to hear.
" However, Yang Mo also played tricks on them. He would dig a hole for them to jump into if there was nothing wrong.
Anyway, in this mutual loss, the three people, dog and rabbit, actually established a very deep friendship.
Yes, friendship. This is an absurd combination of absurd feelings.
On this day, after Yang Mo roasted the flamingo meat for the little rabbit, he saw it suddenly trembled, and the originally soft and silky red hair stood up, which was extremely strange.
Whoosh!
Suddenly, the proud rabbit dropped the barbecue in his mouth and turned into a red shadow and ran quickly towards the depths of the jungle.
Yang Mo was just about to chase after him when the little black dog climbed up on his shoulder and whispered: "Little Lolita is going to unseal the eyes."
When Yang Mo heard this, he was very curious. He wanted to see what kind of seal it was, so he said to the little black dog: "Take me to see it!"
"All right!"
The little black dog agreed, and then one man and one dog quickly galloped towards the dense forest on the right.
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¡¾Thanks to "Poison You Thousand Times" for the reward. ¡¿
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