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- When Wang Er heard that the person he wanted to kidnap was Marquis Wu An, he couldn't help but be stunned. Then he lost all resistance, even if there were only two people on the other side. But these two people represent the majesty of Wu'an Hou of the Han Dynasty.
He did not expect that Qi Xiaoyu, the most famous hero in Han Dynasty, would come to Jiangning. The current folk legend about him is quite impressive. He has three heads and six arms. He has extraordinary arm strength, can lift tens of thousands of kilograms of weight, and can see thousands of miles.
He is such a god-like figure, but he listened to the second boss¡¯s deceptive words and thought he was just an ordinary rich man who wanted to rob him.
This time it was kicked to the iron plate.
This Wang Er is also sad to say the least.
This is the third time they have come out to do this job.
The first kidnapping was of a noble lady, who was kidnapped to a mountain when she was planning to elope with her boyfriend. When she asked her family for money, her family thought she was corrupting the family, so the bandits immediately broke up the matter. After a few more conversations, they all responded like this.
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At that time, the bandits on the mountain exploded. This man is a bandit, not a bandit. He eats the kidnapping money. How can he gain a foothold in the world after losing the first vote? So I asked this noble lady to come down the mountain.
Who knew that this noble lady thought it would be great to be a bandit? She had food and drink and didn't have to go to work. She stayed idle for several months and asked to eat meat every day. She refused to get up even if she didn't eat every meal until she couldn't walk. The bandits wanted to cry. No tears, this is not kidnapping a woman, it is clearly kidnapping an ancestor. In the end, Wang Er had no choice but to put some sweat medicine in her rice and threw it directly on the road a hundred miles away. I think most women are crazy. You probably don't know the way back to the mountain.
Finally, the accountant tallied up the girl¡¯s expenses on the mountain. They also paid a lot of money.
by the way. This noble lady's maiden name was Iron Hammer. When she first saw Wang Er, she forgot that she was going to elope with her boyfriend. She was determined to be Wang Er's wife at all costs, which frightened Wang Er half to death. This hammer is more than two meters long horizontally and vertically. Not to mention crushing the stronghold, with that size, it can definitely crush Wang Er to death.
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Send away the fairy hammer, and here comes another young literary and artistic man. This young man originally came from a wealthy family. Who knew I wanted to learn that art?
"But in the end, I didn't succeed in studying at a high level or a low level, but I lamented that I was born at the wrong time and my talents were not met.
He was very happy when he saw that the kidnappers had kidnapped him.
Art, it needs a little twists and turns, a little life, and a little hype.
He studied painting. Whose paintings are the most valuable?
What belongs to a dead person must belong to a dead person.
But he didn¡¯t want to die, and he wanted to promote his paintings.
So I happily wanted to use my painting to pay the ransom. Let these bandits take the mountain to the pawn shop to sell it.
The owner of the pawnshop at the foot of the mountain cursed when he saw the paintings brought by the bandits: "This is also called painting? Painting people like ghosts, painting landscapes, what is this big piece of black splash with ink? It's not as impressive as a child. Playing with beasts. Like a wild ass, you say this man is simply insulting art by living in this world!¡±
The bandits returned to the mountain dejectedly and told the literary young man exactly what the pawnshop owner said. After hearing this, the literary young man cried loudly, lamenting that he was born at the wrong time and his talent was not recognized. The world could not understand his paintings. He Tell the bandits to treasure their paintings. After a hundred years, his paintings will become cultural relics and will be valuable by then.
Then he jumped off a mountain to express his ambition and claimed to devote himself to art.
That¡¯s right, just jump down from the mountain.
To say that this young man of art is also unlucky, and he jumped to the half mountainside with a crooked neck tree, and he hung him there directly.
When the bandits came to rescue him and revived him, they spent a lot of money on medical expenses.
This young man experienced this life and death disaster and conquered the world of mortals, saying that he was going to become a monk.
As for the third time, it was even more tearful. Two people went up the mountain and subdued their thousands of bandits.
There are millions of stupid thieves in the world, but Sima Yi has really only seen one like this one.
Forget it, let Qi Xiaoyu make the decision.
So Weiwei Daguan appeared, and two people escorted more than a thousand people back to the small village.
The village was already small, but so many new faces came all of a sudden. All the military students laughed and looked at these people in ragged clothes, thinking that these were migrant workers that Qi Xiaoyu had found from somewhere.
Only a few people know that these guys are just a bunch of bandits.
Qi Xiaoyu met Wang Er and said, "Can you ask them if they are willing to work for me here? I dare not say much about the wages, but food and clothing are no problem. If they are not willing, I will give them some money."Let them go home. "
Wang Er couldn¡¯t help but nod his head when he heard that he could get enough to eat and get paid for his work, ¡°The hungry are willing to do anything. Anyone who can get enough to eat is willing to become a bandit, and they are all forced to do so.¡±
Forced. Qi Xiaoyu nodded, yes, in the peaceful and prosperous times, there were still people who became bandits. If they were not really desperate, who would be willing to do this beheading business.
"As for your origins, I will say to the outside world that you are here to look for work. You must also restrain your brothers. We are a military camp here. We have strict orders and prohibitions. If there is petty theft or other violations of the law, you must act in accordance with military law. Understand Really?" Qi Xiaoyu had just given Wang Er some reassurance when he started to scare Wang Er again. He actually likes this cute boss who is a bit guilty. He seems to be a kind person at first glance and has no scheming intentions.
"I understand."
Qi Xiaoyu briefly explained what they were going to do, then asked them to find Jia Xu and quickly went to help with the work.
It is up to Jia Xu to assign them what to do.
There were more than a thousand mouths to eat all of a sudden. Qi Xiaoyu didn't think anything of it, but Jia Xu was in trouble. "My lord is really good at looking for trouble."
But when he heard that the wages these bandits wanted were only one-tenth of the wages of the students, Jia Xu couldn't help shouting in his heart: "Your Excellency is so wise." Although these military students were large in number, they did not get as much as they paid. He worked a lot, so when he heard that there were good workers with good quality and low price, Jia Xu's eyes really lit up, and there was a smile of unknown meaning on his lips.
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Qi Xiaoyu looked at the depressed second-in-command in front of him and said, "I have ten thousand ways to pry your mouth open, so you'd better tell the truth."
"Master Hou I really don't know anything." The second master's eyes wandered. He said he really didn't know anything. The worst case scenario is death. Nothing can be done to sell Prince Liu Jing away.
"I don't know, right? That's easy to say! I just want to see what Yong Yang's ten tortures are." Qi Xiaoyu narrowed his eyes. I am fighting against history, trying to dig out the Han Dynasty from the pit of fire, but it is these short-sighted people who just want the Han Dynasty to be in chaos. Qi Xiaoyu really has nothing to be polite to this kind of person.
"Qiao Hao!" Qi Xiaoyu called out Qiao Hao and said to Qiao Hao: "I heard that Yong Yang was subject to ten major tortures. How much do you think the tough guy in front of him can withstand?"
Qiao Hao looked at the second master with disdain and uttered a few words: "Is it him? I'm afraid even the whole family can't bear it."
Qiao Hao took out the splint he made when he was bored and put it on the second master's hand.
"What are you going to do?" The second master's eyes were a little frightened. He is a big man. When had he seen this one-piece splint?
"This is just foreplay. If I pull it to both sides, you will know what pain and pleasure are." Qiao Hao stopped talking and suddenly pulled the splint to both sides. The bamboo board suddenly tightened, and the second master All ten fingers were caught in it.
With their fingers connected to their hearts, the second master let out an "ah" sound and cried out in pain.
"I just pulled it gently. Why are you shouting so loudly? Don't worry, you won't die. I still have many interesting toys that I want to find someone to try." Qiao Hao's serious look frightened The second boss is broken. Evil people need to be punished by evil people.
¡°When has the second master ever suffered like this?
"Master Hou, I will tell you everything I know, and I will tell you everything." The second master was pinched by the bamboo board, and his forehead suddenly became clearer.
"Is this right? Your life is your own. You should think carefully before speaking." Qi Xiaoyu joked.
The second boss spilled out everything he knew like beans. He didn't elaborate on what he wanted to hide for Liu Jing, but he couldn't hide anything from the shrewd Qi Xiaoyu. After he dug into it, he spilled it all. .
The second master¡¯s original name was Liu An, and he was Liu Jing¡¯s bodyguard. If Liu Jing had any shady matters, he would ask Liu An to do it for him. Since Liu Jing came to Jiangnan Road, he thought that the sky was high and the emperor was far away, and he acted unscrupulously. The originally prosperous Jiangnan Road was turned into a smog, but Liu Jing actually had a new method at this time, which was to let Liu An sneak into the bandits and prepare Robbing the rich.
But Liu An couldn¡¯t stay in front of the stage, so Wang Er, who was cute and easy to control, became the leader of the bandits.
And just a few days ago, Liu An met a mysterious person who gave him a lot of benefits in private and told him to find some people to cause trouble for Qi Xiaoyu. Driven by profit, Liu An told Wang Er that there was a wealthy person here and asked dozens of brothers to kidnap him. Who knew that not only those dozens of brothers, but also Liu An himself would fall here.
"The mysterious man" In other words, he was not on Liu Jing's line, otherwise he would have just given orders to Liu An. Qi Xiaoyu knocksHe looked at the table and wondered who this mysterious person was. If these bandits weren't so stupid, maybe Qi Xiaoyu would have to put in some effort.
No matter who he is, if this operation does not succeed, there will definitely be another time. Let's wait and see what happens.
Liu An was taken into custody, and what he said was recorded and signed with his signature. Qi Xiaoyu doesn't want to have any trouble with Liu Jing yet. If he wants to deal with him, there must be other ways. So there is no rush at all.
But speaking of it, Sima Yi was really lucky. His original intention was to let Sima Yi lure the bandits down the mountain, and then design a plan to get rid of the bandit boss. The remaining people were leaderless and must be at his mercy. Who would have thought that there was something hidden in this? Sima Yi and Xu Chu ransacked the bandit's house. It was really not as good as God, but God was on his side.
It seems that the food prepared in the kitchen does not need to be drugged. He originally planned to trick these military cadets together to make them more alert, but now it seems that it is just a dinner to welcome new comrades.
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When the dinner bell rang, everyone on the construction site stopped what they were doing and walked towards the canteen.
They were greeted with a sumptuous meal.
Not to mention the chicken, duck and fish, the aroma of wine on the table is even more charming and makes people swallow their saliva. Villagers from the three villages on Qi Xiaoyu's fiefdom were also invited, and the whole village, young and old, sat on the long table.
"In the past few months, everyone may have been working hard. This meal should be regarded as a welcome and cleansing for everyone who has come from afar. Today, we have enough good wine and meat!" Qi Xiaoyu didn't say much and started to do it. A cup of rice wine. This rice wine is sweet but has great staying power. It is made from the unique rice of Jiangning Road.
The military students looked at each other in confusion, wondering where the Marquis was playing.
But if you have good wine and good meat in front of you, you can just eat it and don¡¯t care about it. They all drank a glass of wine in their hands and rewarded their stomachs.
The bandits were even more green-eyed. When did you eat big fish and meat in the mountains? After taking a sip of wine, he stopped caring and started eating.
The village chief and Dongfang Wenyin were also invited.
The village chief whispered something to Dongfang Wenyin: "Holy aunt, this Qi Xiaoyu is indeed quite capable."
"What?" Dongfang Wenfang was confused. The village chief did not tell her about Yan Donglou's plot against Qi Xiaoyu.
"Those strangers are actually bandits!" The village chief was helpless. He originally wanted the bandits to cause trouble, but it was a good idea. He was directly recruited by Qi Xiaoyu and became a migrant worker.
"Huh?" Dongfang Wenyin was stunned for a moment. What method did Qi Xiaoyu use?
¡°Look at me calling the villagers up to make him look embarrassed!¡± The village chief held back a breath of anger and wanted to propose a toast. Drunk Qi Xiaoyu and kill Qi Xiaoyu's majesty, making him look embarrassed in front of these people. This rice wine has a strong stamina, and although it tastes sweet and delicious in the mouth, ordinary people will faint after three or four cups, and even a good drinker will stumble around after drinking a pot.
After a while.
"Holy aunt, why is this guy so drunk? I'm vomiting" The village chief poured eighteen bowls of Qi Xiaoyu in succession, but Qi Xiaoyu's expression remained unchanged, but the village chief couldn't hold it in anymore and vomited in public. The joy that makes everyone laugh.
"Pfft" Dongfang Wenyin couldn't help but laugh. This smile captivated the country and made many military students look askance at it. Sure enough, a phoenix appeared in this mountain village. How could such a beautiful woman appear?
She walked up to Qi Xiaoyu and said, "The daughter of the people would like to offer a toast to the Marquis. I hope the Marquis will not refuse."
"Easy to say." Qi Xiaoyu took Dongfang Wenyin's cup, but accidentally touched Dongfang Wenyin's smooth fingers. Dongfang Wenyin's hand holding the wine glass trembled slightly.
Drink it all in one gulp.
"They say good things come in pairs, I wish you great ambitions." Dongfang Wenyin filled a glass of wine for Qi Xiaoyu again, and then drank with Qi Xiaoyu.
"Thank you." Qi Xiaoyu ignored Dongfang Wenyin's beauty and drank the second cup alone.
¡°Am I so ugly that you don¡¯t even look at me?¡± Dongfang Wenyin felt resentful.
"Don't dare, don't look at anything inappropriate, the girl is very beautiful, I'm afraid of losing my moral character after drinking, so I don't dare to look around." Qi Xiaoyu glanced at Dongfang Wenyin and quickly turned his attention elsewhere.
Hearing Qi Xiaoyu praise himself, Dongfang Wenyin was very happy and filled Qi Xiaoyu's third glass of wine.
"This third glass of wine, the daughter of the people thanked the Marquis for the compliment." (Thank you for saving her life in the first place.) Dongfang Wenyin felt melancholy in her heart, and for some reason, her foot slipped and she fell into Qi Xiaoyu's arms.
¡°Oh~~¡± A group of military cadets started to make noises. BigThe folk customs are simple, and heroes and beauties are often seen in dramas. The beauty of Dongfang Wenyin and the beautiful country Qi Xiaoyu are young heroes. The two of them together are very eye-catching. If two people can make it happen, it will definitely be a great story. These people were making noises purely because of Qi Xiaoyu's good fortune. However, these people also know that Qi Xiaoyu once fell in love with a beauty and went to Jiuzhen because of the man's dream lover Lin Xi. So it's harmless to boo.
"I'm sorry" Dongfang Wenyin blushed and quickly left Qi Xiaoyu, but his body was a little soft, and Qi Xiaoyu's solid chest was so hot.
Qi Xiaoyu helped Dongfang Wenyin up, but Dongfang Wenyin felt a little disappointed in his heart. (Am I really not as good as Lin Xi?)
Qi Xiaoyu didn't know what Dongfang Wenyin was thinking, so he said, "I'm sorry."
"Daughter of the people, please retire." Dongfang Wenyin left here quickly. She always felt like there was something blocked in her heart. The village chief also followed Dongfang Wenyin and left, fearing that something might happen to the holy aunt. The renaissance of the White Lotus Sect is all counting on the Holy Aunt.
Dongfang Wenyin¡¯s departure did not make the banquet quiet down. The military cadets drank wine and became more open-minded. They went to find people to drink with each other. Everyone who was still a little unfamiliar at first became familiar with each other because of the wine.
After drinking, the bandits and the cadets stood shoulder to shoulder and talked a little loudly.
"If the harvest is ready, you guys, please go eat steamed buns at your place. Don't mention the taste of mutton." Wang Er is from Yanzhou, and the military cadets who speak dialect are confused. There, but the wine is there. Most of the friendship between men comes from drinking.
After three rounds of drinking, at this moment, I saw the village chief stumbling back to the banquet. He turned pale and shouted: "Master Marquis, Master Marquis, it's not good, my granddaughter has been snatched away!"
"What?" Qi Xiaoyu was shocked. Aren't all the bandits here? Why are there still people robbing people?
He looked over at Wang Er with deep meaning and a bit of jealousy. Although Wang Er was cute, when he saw Qi Xiaoyu looking at him like this, he knew that he was teasing him, and he couldn't help but blush on his face.
"As bandits, the hungry men only robbed one woman, called Iron Hammer, who was two meters long and two meters tall. That was when the brothers had just entered this business and didn't understand the rules. They ate all the hungry men. Women were not easy to rob. Later, I will never dare to rob civilian girls again." Wang Er said calmly.
Qi Xiaoyu almost spit out his wine after hearing this.
"A woman who is two meters long and two meters tall? Why didn't you keep her as your wife?" However, Qi Xiaoyu did not say this, but said in his heart. (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature. The novels will be better and updated faster!
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