These goddesses are all dressed up by the beauties in the Star-Zhaing Tower before. Each one is wrapped in palace clothes and has a soft and light gait. Although it is not as exciting as before when there were women everywhere, it adds a lot of fragrant colors and beautiful spring scenery. Even better than before.
However, as soon as Tianchen started practicing the tiger pose, he felt that he was burning with anger and was eager to find a woman to vent his sexual desire. He immediately said: "That's it, no matter if he is hurt or not, let's try it first before talking!"
When he saw that the beauties next to him were also practicing this technique, their faces were flushed, their eyes were gushing with lust, and they were extremely hungry and thirsty. He immediately thought to himself: "Let's test the skills with you yin girls!"
Tianchen thought of this, chose the woman with the most charming face and the most beautiful figure, and pounced on her.
When Tianchen stood up from the ground, he felt full of energy and yang energy. His legs were not weak and his feet were numb due to the loss of yang energy. Looking at the beauties who had just accompanied him to try the exercises, they were all limp and crawling on the ground. Can't get up. "Fuck! The Yin Beast Kung Fu is still a perverted **, it's just like the Iron Crotch Kung Fu!" Tianchen thought to himself, "Since King Zhou has practiced this Kung Fu, wouldn't my plan to cure him of impotence be in vain? ?".
"You damn Yiliang!" Tianchen scolded in his heart, "I, Tianchen, have suffered here for several months and worked as a male prostitute for half a year before King Zhou became a little impotent. Why did you give him this merit by being so courteous for nothing? Doesn¡¯t this mean that my efforts to fetch water in a bamboo basket are all in vain! Sooner or later, I will cut off your penis and make it into wine!"
Tianchen scolded Na Yiliang and his eighteenth-generation relatives from the bottom of his heart for thousands of times, and then he felt a little relieved. He returned to the Paradise Hall angrily, only to find that Concubine Yue was already waiting there.
"Master, why are you a little unhappy today?" After a while, Concubine Yue gently stretched her arms, hugged Tianchen's waist, and said softly.
"Fuck! I've been a male prostitute for more than half a year and I haven't gotten anything yet. Do you think I can be happy?" Tianchen cursed secretly in his heart. However, of course he couldn't do this to Yue Fei. He sighed and said: "For some reason, King Zhou is not staying in the East Palace these days. I am worried about you, Yu'er"
Concubine Yue also sighed and said, "Yes!" She frowned and said bitterly: "It's all those damn naughty cats that charmed the king, otherwise the king would never ignore me like this!"
Tianchen¡¯s heart was clear, he knew who the slutty cat she was talking about was referring to, and he also knew that there was something behind her words, accusing him of helping the Empress, Concubine De, and Concubine Liu cure their stubborn illnesses. He made a troubled expression and said: "Oh, I know all this. It's just that the king has his destiny, and I have to obey it! Yu'er, don't worry, I can heal them, and I can naturally turn them into dinosaurs." !¡±
Yue Fei¡¯s spring bamboo shoots gently poked Tianchen¡¯s chest with her fingers. Yingying laughed and said, ¡°I don¡¯t blame you. Why are you so anxious to explain!¡±
Tianchen said: "You really don't blame me? Then the Empress, Concubine De, and Concubine Liu were all cured by me!"
Concubine Yue smiled sweetly and said: "How could I blame you You did it out of necessity!"
Tianchen kissed her heavily on the face and said happily: "With Yu'er's words, I feel relieved!"
Concubine Yue let out a sigh of relief and said, "When I learn the true art of harvesting yang as a master doctor, will I still be afraid that the king will leave me?"
When Tianchen mentioned the Caiyang True Skill, his heart suddenly moved, "Fuck! Why didn't I think of it This Caiyang True Skill happens to be the nemesis of the Yin Beast Skill!" He immediately said: "Yu'er is absolutely right, I'll do it right now I¡¯ll teach you the full set of Caiyang Zhengong!¡±
A seductive smile suddenly appeared on Yue Fei's face, her pink arms wrapped around Tianchen's neck, her pink and white soft body pressed tightly against his body, "Master still knows my heart well, well then come quickly. !¡±
Although Tianchen's so-called true skill of Cai Yang is called Cai Yang, its original name is actually Wu Qin Xi, which was created by taking the postures of five kinds of yang birds: phoenix, feather, eagle, wild goose, and chicken. Some of them are strong and soft, some are fast and some are slow. Both elegant and vulgar, the phoenix flying to the sky, the peacock spreading its tail, the female eagle spreading its wings, the wild goose falling on the flat sand, and the snow chicken falling into the soup are all extremely exciting moves. In order to deal with King Zhou, Tianchen taught all these to Yue Fei without reservation.
"I heard that your Majesty has recently practiced a kind of Yin Beast Kung Fu. When you have sex with him, you can use these techniques to correspond. He will be very happy!" Finally, Tianchen told him again.
Concubine Yue remembered the Five Animal Plays in her heart one by one, nodded and said with a charming smile: "I knew Master, he must be sincere to me"
The two were affectionate and affectionate again, and then Concubine Yue left happily. "Hey, Yi Liangit won't be long before I make your Yin Beast Skills controllable by everyone in this harem. By then, I'll see what else you can do to prevent King Zhou from being impotent!" Tianchen was secretly proud that he had come up with the idea of ??having Concubine De, Concubine Liu, and the Empress all practice Wu Qin Xi.
Where the dark wind rose, Yin San's voice came out: "Master, do you think Concubine Yue is reliable?"
Tianchen said: "Did you see all those things just now?"?
Yin San hurriedly said: "No, I just came out of the inner hall!"
"Fuck! You kid is still being careless at this time" Tianchen thought to himself, and laughed and scolded: "You kid, don't talk nonsense! You just came out of the inner hall, how do you know what's going on here? Hehe, don't pretend either. Yes, just watch it, it¡¯s just this trivial matter between men and women, I don¡¯t care at all!¡±
"However, Master is still really fierce in bed! You must teach me when you have free time!" Yin San's laughter came from the cold wind.
"Fuck! You are really not a good bird!" Tianchen replied cheerfully: "Okay, I will definitely teach you after you are reincarnated!"
The dark wind shook wildly, "Don't you have to wait for the next life? Fuck! I won't do it" Yin Sandao said, "It won't be long before I can transform into a phantom body. Then you can teach me!"
"Transform into an illusory body? What do you mean" Tianchen asked confused.
Yin San chuckled, "It turns out that there is something that the master doesn't know! In fact, ghosts are also divided into levels, including ghosts with ghosts, ghosts with phantom bodies, and ghosts with physical bodies"
"Damn! I'm not a god, how could I know so many nonsense!" Tianchen interrupted him rudely, "The phantom ghost is just a white shadow, isn't it? What's the big deal!"
"Master" Yin Sandao said, "Don't underestimate this white shadow, but it takes an ordinary ghost to practice for hundreds of years. If I hadn't been exposed to the yin energy of this harem, I would have to wait at least seven to eighty years to cultivate the phantom body. !¡±
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Yin San suddenly thought of another thing and said: "Master, your invisibility technique is an orthodox immortal Taoist technique. I don't know where you learned it?"
"Fuck! This ghost is quite smart, he can actually see the stealth technique I use!" Tianchen thought to himself, and said: "This is taught by one of my eldest brothers in the alliance, what's the matter?"
The dark wind was swirling, and Yin San looked very excited, "Master, can you tell me who that person is?"
"Jiang Ziya, an old Taoist priest from Kunlun Mountain!" Tianchen was a little helpless.
The dark wind swirled sharply again, and Yin San said in a surprised tone: "Kunlun Mountain? A disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun? Hehe hehe"
"Okay? That's it!" Tianchen was not in the mood to listen to his nonsense here, "What did you say about Concubine Yue just now?"
"Shit! I'm so busy spanking I forgot about the real thing!" Yin San said: "Master, do you think Concubine Yue is reliable?"
Tianchen sneered, "Reliable or unreliable, what does it matter?"
Yin San wondered: "Why is this?"
Tianchen smiled softly and said: "If she is reliable, she will be used by me; if she is unreliable, she will be used by me. As long as I can make King Zhou impotent without anyone noticing, it doesn't matter to me whether she is reliable or not!"
"That's true" Yin Sandao said: "However, this woman is too scheming and extremely sinister. I'm afraid that one day she will be harmful to her master!"
Tianchen said confidently: "She is a smart person, she will not do that!"
"But?I'm still worried!" Yin San insisted: "I'll go to the East Palace to find out!"
Tianchen waved his hand and said: "No! It's important for you to recuperate now, not to mention that King Zhou will go to the East Palace at any time, which will be very dangerous for you! I don't want my first younger brother to die unjustly in the hands of my enemy."
Yin Feng fluttered around Tianchen a few times, as if he was very moved. After a while, Yin Sancai said: "Okay, then I will go in and recuperate first"
Tianchen said again: "In a few days, I will let you meet my allied brother. Maybe he can help you with something!"
Yin San was overjoyed, "Thank you, master!" The cold wind circled Tianchen for seventeen or eighteen times before dissipating, and it was so cold that he had goosebumps all over his body.
"Alas" Tianchen sighed, shook his head, and after a while said to himself: "It's not good for me How can a harem concubine be bad for me? Haha"
However, Tianchen is still overconfident. If he lets Yin San go to the East Palace to inquire about information, things may be different in the future. His plan of "conquering beasts with birds" may be completed smoothly, but
King Zhou got up from Concubine Yue tiredly, but he was very excited and said: "Concubine Yue is indeed the most beautiful person in my harem I want a beautiful woman to sleep with me at night ¡¡±
Concubine Yue looked as if she had not yet awakened from spring. She stretched out her pink arms to grab King Zhou, and said angrily: "If your Majesty can't have fun now, why do you have to wait until night"
King Zhou sighed, "It's all Nabi who has done so many things. He insists that King Gu go to perform some kind of military parade to sacrifice to heaven today King Zhou sends them to conquer Dongyi, they just go, and there are so many words!"
Concubine Yue¡¯s eyes were as charming as silk, and she gasped: ¡°Then the king must come back tonight"
"I'll definitely come back, haha, I'll definitely come back!" King Zhou laughed loudly, put on his clothes, and walked out alone.
After King Zhou left, Concubine Yue lazily sat up from the brocade bed, but she changed into another flattering manner and said: "The king has gone far, Prime Minister Yi, please come out!"
A mezzanine on the wall of the inner room was gently pushed open, and the obese Yi Liang walked out naked and sweating profusely. When he saw the naked Yue Fei on the bed, he pounced on her like a wolf, shouting to himself : "Your Majesty is right, Concubine Yue is indeed the most wonderful person in the world. I was so upset inside just now that I couldn't help but rush out"
However, Concubine Yue broke away from Yiliang, her beautiful eyes filled with anger, and said angrily: "Damn fat guy you are covered in stinky sweat, why don't you go and wash it off!"
Yi Liang chuckled and said: "Oh! I originally wanted the king to perform the ceremony of worshiping heaven today I didn't expect him to come here. Fortunately, there is a mezzanine here Hehe, it's just a little small and a little hot. ¡¡±
Concubine Yue gently moved her two slender legs, changed to a more comfortable position and lay down, winked at him and said: "Okay go quickly! I'm waiting for you here"
Yi Liang quickly agreed, but couldn't help but glance at Yue Fei's snow-white body, and then ran out quickly with a smile.
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"That day Chen really had a clue, even this Yin Beast Kung Fu has a way to restrain it!" Yi Liang said bitterly as he lay on the bed.
Concubine Yue puffed up her chest, pulled her waterfall-like long hair back high, smiled coquettishly and said sarcastically: "What, Lord Yi, haven't you lost to the doctor again?"
Yi Liang chuckled, "So what if I lose? My dear, are you also part of his plan?"
Concubine Yue said disdainfully: "How could I be used by him?"
"Hehe" Yi Liang glanced back and forth at Yue Concubine's tall chest, "If it doesn't go as expected and we can't make it through tomorrow, I'm afraid the Empress, Concubine De, and Concubine Liu will also learn how to pick five birds. Yang Gong! At that time, hey Isn't it your sweet dream to enter the palace"
"Huh!" Concubine Yue's face darkened, and she gritted her teeth and said, "He dares?"
"That's not necessarily the case!" Yi Liang stretched out his fat hands to Yue Fei again, and said with a wicked smile: "This is Tianchen's usual style!"
Concubine Yue patted the fat hand that fell on her vagina and said coldly: "That's not necessarily true. We have to wait until Xiaoyu comes back!"
At this moment, I heard a voice outside the door: "My slave Xiaoyu asks to see the Moon Concubine"
Yi Liang chuckled, "It's not coming. You'll know if you ask!" He sighed again, "I'm going to hide in the mezzanine again"
When Yi Liang got into the closet, Concubine Yue took the brocade quilt and covered her body, and then said: "Come in!"
The door was pushed open, and a thin and small maid walked in and said: "Slave Xiaoyu, please see your empress"
Concubine Yue agreed and asked: "Xiaoyu, how did you go about inquiring about the matter I gave you?"
Xiaoyu said: "Replying to the Queen, I handed the note to Tianchen yesterday, and he passed on the Five Animal Skills to Concubine Liu this afternoon!"
"What?" Yue Fei exclaimed, sitting up suddenly and sliding down the brocade quilt, revealing the infinite light that filled the room.
Xiaoyu hurriedly closed her eyes, knelt on the ground and said, "I didn't lie. Today Tianchen went to Nangong and passed on Concubine Liu's skills."
Only then did Concubine Yue realize her gaffe, grabbed the brocade quilt and covered it to her chest, took a long breath, and then said calmly: "It's none of your business, I understand, you can get off!"
"Hehe, I guessed itthat day Chen was not sincere to you at all!" After Xiaoyu left, Yiliang came out of the sandwich room and said with a sinister smile.
Concubine Yue snorted coldly, her eyes suddenly became extremely cold and solemn, and she gritted her teeth and said: "Tianchen I treat you well. Since you are ruthless, don't blame me for being unjust!"
Yi Liang didn¡¯t know whether he was frightened by Yue Fei¡¯s cold eyes, or whether he felt a little cold standing there naked, but as soon as Yue Fei finished speaking, his whole body trembled.
But at this time, in Concubine Liu's palace in Nangong, Concubine Liu, who had just sent Tianchen away, woke up from her endless erotic dream. She felt thirsty and called out: "Yu'er Yu'er bring me a cup of tea" However, there was no reply from outside the door.
"Where did this girl go at this time?" Concubine Liu said to herself.
At this moment, Xiaoyu hurriedly walked in and said, "Your Majesty, are you calling me?"
Seeing that she was sweating profusely and panting, with a lot of dust on her thin clothes, as if she had walked for a long time, Concubine Liu asked, "Where have you been? You are so tired!"
Xiaoyu showed some uneasiness on her face and said vaguely: "Xiaoyu???Xiaoyu, I just went to the Treasury to pick up somedaily things. "
Concubine Liu nodded and said: "It's okay, go and pour me a cup of tea!"
After a while, Xiaoyu brought the tea, but Concubine Liu said: "Yu'er, how do I treat you?"
"Xiaoyu's hand holding the tea tray trembled suddenly, and she agreed: "The empress treats Yu'er like her own sister"
Concubine Liu closed her eyes slightly, sighed softly, and then said: "Let's go I miss our sisters I don't want to embarrass you!"
With a "bang" sound, the tea cup fell to the ground and shattered into pieces. Xiaoyu didn't care about the broken porcelain everywhere. She knelt down and let her knees get hurt. She begged bitterly: "Empress, I was confused for a moment. Xiaoyu knew that I was wrong. Xiaoyu doesn't dare to do it anymore. Please forgive Xiaoyu." Just once"
Concubine Liu said calmly: "You are not wrong. Which woman in the world doesn't want to climb a high branch and become a phoenix, but you shouldn't but you shouldn't harm my savior!"
But Xiaoyu cried: "Xiaoyu never thought about climbing a high branch and becoming a phoenix, but, just"
"Just what?" Concubine Liu asked.
Xiaoyu sobbed: "It's just that Concubine Yue said"
"What did she say?" Concubine Liu's tone suddenly became very severe.
"She said" Xiaoyu trembled all over and said tremblingly: "She said that if I don't tell her the whereabouts of the doctor, she will expose your illness to the king!"
"Shameless!" Concubine Liu became angry, "This bitch dares to use this as a threat!"
But Xiaoyu started to cry again: "Mother, there is nothing I can do"
Concubine Liu sighed heavily and said tiredly: "Get upyou go out first, I want to have some peace and quiet!"
As soon as Xiaoyu walked out, a gust of wind suddenly blew up in the hall. "My dear, you should believe it this time, right?"
Concubine Liu closed her eyes and said leisurely: "Goprotect the doctor! Never come here again, I never want to see you!"
Silencethe dark wind blew out the window. In the palace, Concubine Liu's pretty pink face quietly shed two lines of clear tears.
Chapter 037: Sexy Thorns
"MasterMaster" The dark wind swirled around Tianchen, and Yin San's eager voice kept ringing.
Tianchen was finally awakened from his sleep. He rubbed his blinded eyes, "What's the matter Mistress."
"Master, please remember to be careful these days, Concubine Yue is going to attack you!" Yin Sandao said.
Tianchen let out a long yawn, "Oh, I know, why don't she come to kill me now"
"Now?" Yin San asked doubtfully, "Not coming"
Tianchen curled up and put the quilt over his head, "That's okay, I can sleep peacefully now!"
"Fuck!" Yin San couldn't help but laugh, not knowing whether to be anxious or angry, "Masterboss, big brother" Now he only hated that he had no body, otherwise the push would have woken him up. But he has no body, and Tianchen is covered with a quilt. w¦ØwÆæQisuuÊécomÍø Even if he wants to blow the air, it will have no effect.
Tianchen turned a deaf ear to his shouts, and soon he started snoring heavily.
"Fuck" Yin San had no choice but to stir up a gust of wind and go to the back hall.
When Tianchen woke up, the moon had already climbed up from the west. He stretched and yawned: "Ah! It's so comfortable It's really hard to be a male prostitute. It's been a long time since I had such a peaceful and comfortable sleep." .¡±
"Sir, have a sip of tea!" A flattering smiling face walked in and said.
Tianchen nodded. He was really thirsty. He consumed too much water yesterday. "Huh? Why haven't you left yet?"
The person who offered tea to Tianchen was one of his subordinate medical disciples named Baochang. He was usually diligent and diligent, but when he saw Shangguan, he always had a charming smile on his face, which always made Tianchen very uncomfortable.
"MasterMaster" The dark wind swirled around Tianchen, and Yin San's eager voice kept ringing.
Tianchen was finally awakened from his sleep. He rubbed his blinded eyes, "What's the matter Mistress."
"Master, please remember to be careful these days, Concubine Yue is going to attack you!" Yin Sandao said.
Tianchen let out a long yawn, "Oh, I know, why don't she come to kill me now"
"Now?" Yin San asked doubtfully, "Not coming"
Tianchen curled up and put the quilt over his head, "That's okay, I can sleep peacefully now!"
"Fuck!" Yin San couldn't help laughing, not knowing whether to be anxious or angry, "Master""Boss, big brother" Now he only hated that he had no body, otherwise the push would have woken him up. But he had no body, and Tianchen was covered with a quilt, so even if he wanted to blow the air, it would have no effect.
Tianchen turned a deaf ear to his shouts, and soon he started snoring heavily.
"Fuck" Yin San had no choice but to stir up a gust of wind and go to the back hall.
When Tianchen woke up, the moon had already climbed up from the west. He stretched and yawned: "Ah! It's so comfortable It's really hard to be a male prostitute. It's been a long time since I had such a peaceful and comfortable sleep." .¡±
"Sir, have a sip of tea!" A flattering smiling face walked in and said.
Tianchen nodded. He was really thirsty. He consumed too much water yesterday. "Huh? Why haven't you left yet?"
The person who offered tea to Tianchen was one of his subordinate medical disciples named Baochang. He was usually diligent and diligent, but when he saw Shangguan, he always had a charming smile on his face, which always made Tianchen very uncomfortable.
"Hey, sir, I stayed here specifically to serve you today" Baochang said with a smile, and respectfully raised the teacup in front of Tianchen.
After taking the teacup, Tianchen smelled a strange fragrance coming out of the tea.
"Hmmit smells so good! Baochang, what kind of tea is this?" Tianchen asked.
Baochang smiled attentively and said: "This is the new Dongyi milk tea. Can you please try it, sir?"
Tianchen looked at the brown color, but it was not cyan, green, or yellow. Instead, it was as milky white as milk. He picked up the teacup and said without drinking, "Oh? Dongyi Milk Tea, I've never heard of it!"
Baochang chuckled and said: "This sir doesn't know something. This Dongyi milk tea is a specialty of Dongyi. It is a gentle girl selected by Dongyi. She picked the new white rhizome tea in March and kept it in her arms for seven days." Made with a light smell
**, so it¡¯s called Dongyi Milk Tea! You better try it, adults! "
Tianchen laughed and did not drink the tea. Instead, he put down the teacup and asked, "Have you ever drunk such good tea?"
Baochang said: "This is the best tribute tea. Except for the king, the inner palace treasury only sent you a small box. How could I have such a blessing"
"Fuck! Are you here to flatter me Tianchen? I drank too much milk tea" Shi Ye thought to himself, and then hehehe said: "Since this tea is so precious and you are so filial, I will reward you with this tea." Bar!"
Baochang's face suddenly changed color, he lowered his head and said: "Sir, I don't dare, please use it slowly!" He said that he was going to retreat.
"Humph" Tianchen sneered and threw the tea cup heavily on the ground. Baochang turned sharply when he heard the sound, turned around and rushed towards him, holding a sharp knife with a cold light in his hand!
Tianchen had already noticed something strange about him, and after a try, Baochang fell into the trap. When Tianchen saw the sharp knife stabbing him, he calmly aimed at Baochang's lower abdomen and kicked him.
Baochang screamed "Ouch" and fell backwards to the ground.
"Haha With your three-legged cat skills, you still come to deal with me, Tianchen? Who sent you here?!" Tianchen shouted sharply.
Qibao Chang was kicked so hard that he almost suffocated, his face turned livid, he snorted, glared at Tianchen coldly, and said nothing.
Shu Tianchen was also a gangster in the market. How could he not know that his question was completely in vain. In this harem, except for her, no one wanted him dead. (To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novels will be better and updated faster!)