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- What made him complain the most was that when he ran away just now, he threw the iron pipe in his hand without knowing where. If he were to face five strong men who were taller than him, with huge muscles and machetes in their hands, he would probably not even have the chance to fight to the death.
Seeing Tianchen¡¯s embarrassment, several big men laughed and slowly gathered around him. The bearded man smiled ferociously as Tianchen stopped three meters away, the sharp machete clapping in his hand.
"Boy, that's good! You're pretty smart, but you actually hurt two of my brothers." He took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it, and puffed out heavily. "I will make an exception today and give you a choice."
"He fucked him, he'll probably die, what's so scary!" Seeing that he couldn't escape, Tianchen's originally panic calmed down.
A gangster is a gangster, and those who are afraid of death are not called gangsters. He shook his hair that was wet from the rain, narrowed his eyes slightly, raised his chin lightly, and asked arrogantly: "What choice?"
The bearded man blew out a puff of smoke, his eyes flickered away from the wet rain that followed the smoke, and then shouted "Okay!" and threw the cigarette butt heavily on the ground, "First, jump from here; second, be beaten by us Hacked to death, both ways! You choose one"
A burst of lightning struck from the sky, and the blue glare illuminated the gloomy sky, reflecting a handsome but determined face, "I, Tianchen, have also been in the world for so many years. I can't just be beaten by a few people like this." This gangster should be hacked to death! He's a bastard. It would be better for me to die myself than to be hacked to death by you!"
He smiled faintly at the beard and turned to look downstairs beside him. I don't know how high this building is, but it must be at least ten floors. I remember it took me a long time to climb. Looking down from the top floor, the car was as big as a children's toy. "If you jump from here, the hope of survival should be zero" Tianchen felt dizzy in his mind.
No one is really not afraid of death, and Tianchen is no exception. But when it comes time to die, I'm afraid it's no longer useful.
He raised his head and took two long breaths. The cold rainwater slid down his cheeks and into his mouth, feeling salty and cool. "I choose the first one!" He extended his middle finger forward.
Thunder sounded again, and dense lightning began to explode on the roof of the building, as if all the thunder and lightning in the sky had gathered on the roof of the building.
"**, hurry up, kid!" The bearded man glanced at the sky and said anxiously. When people walk at high places, they will inevitably be struck by lightning. It seems that he is also afraid of the thunder and lightning exploding in the sky.
"Boom!" A flash of lightning struck the lightning rod on the roof with blue sparks, bending the steel bar as thick as a finger, and filled the air with a smoky smell.
"Long!" Another thunder and lightning exploded from behind Tianchen, and the bright blue lightning light broke through the void like a sword. After the void, there was still a void.
Seeing that Tianchen didn't move, several big men became anxious, and one of them shouted: "Fuck, what are you talking about? If you don't do it, I will throw you down!"
Tianchen smiled "hehe" and looked up at the dark clouds in the sky, "I have changed my mind, what can you do?"
"You dare to play tricks on us, brother, I'll chop him down!" A strong man was furious, holding a machete and was about to rush towards Tianchen, but he was stopped by a beard.
He chuckled and said in a neutral tone: "Well, not bad! It's really a gangster style! Eh? Aren't you an aphrodisiac? Hehehe, I was thinking Well, I would like to see what you give yourself. How to aphrodisiac"
"Hahaha" Several people laughed wildly and slowly approached Tianchen.
"Fuck! A scholar can be killed but not humiliated" Before Beard could rush forward, Tianchen suddenly climbed over the guardrail and fell downstairs. "Our grandma!" A burst of yelling and cursing sounded in the air.
What responded to him was the sound of dense thunder and lightning. Thunder and lightning exploded on the roof of the building. Several big men rushed to the roof of the building, but only saw a line of black dots falling downwards. Suddenly, a shrill scream rang out. A strong man holding a steel pipe high was struck by lightning and instantly turned into charcoal. The air was filled with a burning smell. "Ah" Bearded Man yelled wildly, threw away the steel knife in his hand, and fled downstairs.
A thunderbolt exploded at Tianchen's feet. He only felt as if he had been hit hard by a heavy punch on his temple, and he lost consciousness.
The huge pain forced Tianchen to open his eyes, but what he saw surprised him, "Hey! What is this place?"
Tianchen was lying on his back on a stack of millet. Looking from here, he could see a huge red city in the distance, and nearby were villages scattered with several low earthen houses. People could be seen walking in twos and threes in the village.
He couldn¡¯t believe his eyes. "Oh my god, no way, you jumped from the roof of the building and jumped from Asia to South Africa?"
He movesHe checked his limbs. Except for some pain in his butt, his whole body was fine. He slowly climbed to the edge of the pile so that he could see more carefully.
Tianchen couldn¡¯t believe he was still alive, let alone his eyes, because this was definitely not the city he originally belonged to. In the vast fields, several people who looked like farmers were cultivating, but they were dressed more like ancient people, wearing short coarse cloth shirts, barefoot, and with their hair tied on top of their heads. They plowed the land with wooden plows pulled by people.
Tianchen felt dizzy, and he lay down heavily on the grain stack. His mind was in a mess, including tall buildings, hospitals, beautiful women, dinosaurs, ferocious beards holding steel knives, the red city, the low Mud houses, commoner farmers, wooden plows they were all mixed together in such a mess that it was impossible to sort them out.
Tianchen couldn¡¯t believe he was still alive, let alone his eyes, because this was definitely not the city he originally belonged to. In the vast fields, several people who looked like farmers were cultivating, but they were dressed more like ancient people, wearing short coarse cloth shirts, barefoot, and with their hair tied on top of their heads. They plowed the land with wooden plows pulled by people.
His mind felt dizzy, and he lay down heavily on the grain stack. His mind was very confused, including tall buildings, medical clinics, beautiful women, dinosaurs, ferocious bearded men holding steel knives, the red city, and low earthen houses. , published "Shang Dynasty was violent, natural disasters came, and people were in trouble in troubled times!"
"Shang Zhou? Uncle Li, you are not joking"
¡°Hahaha, let¡¯s go!¡±
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The old man smiled and said, "I saw you outside with a strange appearance. You are very different from ordinary people. You really have a spiritual acuity in your heart and a bright light in your eyes. You will be blessed with great wealth in the future. What does this mere bowl of rice mean to you?"
Tianchen was surprised in his heart. He didn't expect that this kind-hearted old man would actually say such a thing. He humbly said: "I am now in such a poor state. I am satisfied with just a bowl of rice. How can I dare to think about great fortune? Old man, you Just kidding!¡±
The old man narrowed his eyes, stroked his beard, smiled slightly and said: "Young man, to be honest, although I, Jiang Ziya, am old and cannot carry it on my shoulders or lift it with my hands, I have studied under the Primordial Heavenly Lord of Kunlun Mountain for many years. If you are good at reading faces, your destiny is destined to be extraordinary. You will know it in the future."
"What? You are Jiang Ziya, your name is Shang, your name is Taigong?" Tianchen asked in shock.
The old man nodded in agreement, but frowned and said, "Young man, have you heard of me?"
"I've heard about the famous name for a long time, and I can't stop admiring it!" Tianchen said, but he thought to himself, "**! What kind of world is this?! I came to the Shang Dynasty in a daze, and I met Jiang Taigong who was on the list of gods!"
Jiang Ziya stroked his beard and said thoughtfully: "No way, I have only been down the mountain for a few years, and not many people know me!"
Tianchen immediately realized that he had said something wrong and said quickly: "I just heard from passers-by that there was a man named Jiang Ziya, named Shang, also known as Taigong. He knew five hundred years before and five hundred years later. He had uncanny calculations and was like a god! "
Jiang Ziya chuckled and said, "That's just a rumor from others. If I were a god, how could I end up in this situation!"
Tianchen secretly thought, thinking that since he hasn¡¯t arrived in Xiqi yet and is still hanging out in Chaoge, the woman outside must be his wife Ma, hehe, it seems that I can get along well in this great Shang Dynasty! At the moment, he followed Jiang Ziya's words and said: "Just like what you said, old man, good people have their own destiny. One day, you will also have good fortune."
Jiang Ziya was about to speak when he saw Ma's wife walking in the door and said angrily: "We've finished eating, why don't you leave quickly? What are you talking about here? Jiang Ziya, you old ghost, have you sold out the rice? Bring me the money!"
Jiang Ziya was so silent that he couldn't say a word. He took out two pennies from his pocket and put it on the table. The woman grabbed it and cursed: "A bushel of rice was sold for only two pennies, you old fool. You must give money to those starving ghosts again!"
Tianchen couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Sister-in-law, I can't eat your bowl of rice for nothing today. Brother Jiang and I will sell rice tomorrow and we will definitely make a hundred cash back!"
Mrs. Ma¡¯s face finally softened a little, and she said: ¡°This brother can still speak, so please help me, brother, to watch over this old man and don¡¯t let him make money randomly again!¡±
Tianchen smiled and nodded, then pretended to be surprised and said: "Sister-in-law, your skin is so good, you look like you are only in your thirties!"
Mrs. Ma's face turned red, showing a hint of embarrassment, and her voice became shrill, "Brother, this is a joke, I'm almost fifty"
"It doesn't look like it, um it really doesn't look like it!" Tianchen smacked his lips and said, "Sister-in-law is really good at taking care of it. Hey, your hairpin is so beautiful. I saw a lady in the city who also wore one like this!"
Hearing Tianchen¡¯s praise, Madam Ma¡¯s wife turned from anger to joy, ¡°How can I compare with others? They married a high-ranking official, but I married an old good-for-nothing.??¡±
What kind of person is Tianchen? He has a young and handsome appearance, and his mouth is as if it has been smeared with honey. After a while, Madam Ma was made to smile and be fascinated. She really felt like she was back when she was twenty-eight years old. The look in Tianchen's eyes made her smile. A little flirtatious.
Mrs. Ma was so happy that she prepared a sumptuous dinner, including chicken, fish, meat and eggs, and a pot of old wine. During the meal, Tianchen coaxed Mrs. Ma's wife into laughing again, and each one of them drank wine and persuaded him to eat. Even Jiang Ziya, who had always been angry, was treated much better, and his tone of voice became much gentler.
After dinner, when Mrs. Ma returned to her room, Tianchen grabbed Jiang Ziya, quietly gave him a white pill and asked him to take it. Jiang Ziya didn't know what it was and quickly declined.
"Brother, don't blame me for being rude. Let me ask, how are things going in your room with your sister-in-law?" After having a good conversation for a long time, Tianchen and Jiang Ziya recognized it as a sign of forgetting the year and paid homage to their brothers.
Jiang Ziya was speechless for a moment, pondered for a long time, and then just sighed.
Tianchen smiled slightly and whispered to Jiang Ziya: "To be honest, I have passed down the secret technique in the house from my ancestors. This pill is for rejuvenation. Big brother, please give it a try."
Jiang Ziya wanted to use it, but couldn't resist Tianchen's sweet words, so he finally took the pill and wine and returned to the inner room to sleep with Madam Ma.
This is an aphrodisiac that Tianchen carries with him. He made it using a secret recipe passed down from his ancestors combined with Western medicine. It has a miraculous effect on treating kidney deficiency and yang deficiency. It is a hundred times more effective than American Viagra and Indian oil, and it has no side effects. He nicknamed it "Chinese Viagra". This time, due to the rush when I came out, I only brought half a bottle, that is, forty or fifty pills.
As the saying goes, "A woman is like a wolf at thirty and a tiger at forty. When a man is over fifty, he sits on the ground and sucks the dirt." Seeing that Jiang Ziya was old and things in the house must not satisfy Mrs. Ma, he took out one, which was regarded as Returned a little life-saving grace. He has always been quite confident in his "Viagra". Even an old man in his seventies or eighties can return to his prime of life as long as he takes this medicine.
Tianchen, who was full of wine and food, lay comfortably on the bed, listening to the moans of the woman next door, and imagining Jiang Ziya's old cow rejuvenating, plowing the fields with iron spears, and Madam Ma's slutty eyes. , surging meat dominance, an expression of pain and pleasure, and he was secretly proud in his heart, "If others know that the fairy Jiang Ziya also ate my 'Chinese Viagra', then I will no longer be the best aphrodisiac in the world By the way, gangster , The ultimate aphrodisiac!"
That night, Ma's mother-in-law's screams continued all night long. Tianchen, who lived next door and was guarding the empty room alone, was a little distraught and almost lost control.
The next day, Mrs. Ma didn¡¯t get up yet, while Jiang Ziya looked as if he was thirty years younger, with a rosy face and fair hair. He carried two buckets of rice without Tianchen¡¯s help, and the two of them went out to Chaoge City.
Farmers wearing clothes, wooden plows they are all mixed together in such a mess that it is impossible to sort them out.
"Little brother, with your pill, the gods won't do anything! Thanks to you, I finally feel proud of that woman!"
On the way, Jiang Ziya¡¯s excitement seemed to have not passed yet, and he said to Tianchen.
Tianchen just smiled softly and asked: "Brother, I wonder how much money these two buckets of rice can be sold for?"
Jiang Ziya chuckled, "Brother, are you still thinking about the one hundred penny? It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. That woman was so happy last night that she was so happy that she couldn't get a penny back today. It won't be a big deal if she doesn't get it back!"
Tianchen said seriously: "Brother, even if you say that, how can I break my promise? Since I promised my sister-in-law, I must cash in the hundred cash." In fact, he didn't want to cash in the mere hundred cash. He was looking to see if there was any way to make money here. After being in the world for so many years, he naturally knew how important money was to a man.
Jiang Ziya calculated it silently and said: "I can probably sell it for twenty or thirty cents! I haven't counted it. Anyway, I just put the rice there every time, then concentrate on studying the military book, and let others take the rice and pay for it." , and finally give the money to some poor people, leaving only three to five cents left to go back and pay the bills!"
Tianchen secretly clicked his tongue after hearing this, secretly thinking that this Jiang Ziya was indeed as "idiot" as written in the "Bang of Gods". Thanks to the Ma family's rich wealth, otherwise even Ma's wife would have starved to death within half a year.
"Since Brother Jiang can tell fortunes, why don't you set up a fortune telling stall? It would be better than selling rice!" Tianchen said.
"Oh!" Jiang Ziya said, "I never thought about this. It's just that the mother-in-law asked me to sell rice and I would sell rice and meat. It's just that I never seemed to make any money. That's why I was angry with the mother-in-law. !¡±
Tianchen smiled and said: "After the rice is sold out, you can give it a try!"
Jiang Ziya nodded and said: "I'm ashamed, your eldest brother and I have been crazy for many years, but I'm not as young as my brother."You are well-informed and good at coping. From now on, I will listen to you! "
Tianchen secretly complained: "You just listen to me, am I not more powerful than Yuanshi Tianzun?" He said hurriedly: "No, no, I just say what I think, whatever matters is my opinion in my heart!"
Jiang Ziya said: "Since I studied Taoism in Kunlun, I have only studied military formations and strange arts. How could I know that life is hard? But people who learn Taoism cannot make a living with magic, so they end up in this situation!"
Tianchen sighed again after hearing him, and quickly changed the subject and asked: "Brother, I wonder if there is a pharmacy in this city?"
"Yes!" Jiang Ziya said, "There is a place in the north of the city called 'Yongchun Hall', which is the largest pharmacy in Chaoge City."
"Fuck, Yongchun Hall, why does it sound like the name of a jiyuan!" Tianchen secretly laughed in his heart, thinking about how to make money, and said to Jiang Ziya: "Okay, brother, you can go sell rice in a while, and I'll go to Yongchun Hall. "
While talking, the two of them had entered Chaoge City. At the end of the Shang Dynasty, Chaoge City was already quite large. There were many restaurants, teahouses, and shops. People were coming and going, singing and dancing were flourishing, and it was a prosperous scene. The only shortcoming was the many beggars everywhere in the city, which showed the hidden crisis behind this prosperity. .
Tianchen broke up with Jiang Ziya and walked to the north of the city alone. Along the way, I saw many Shang Dynasty men with dull eyes, sallow complexions and sloppy steps, while the women were all brightly dressed, with heavy makeup, thin skirts and see-through blouses, and were extremely seductive. I couldn't help but secretly sigh: "Another dynasty in which Yin is rising and Yang is declining. !" Thinking of this, I felt happy again, "Maybe there is a big market for my own Shi's Yang Aphrodisiac Medical Clinic here!"
In the midst of random thoughts, I have arrived in front of Yongchun Hall. Tianchen saw that this pharmacy was very big, occupying more than twenty rooms on two floors. There was an endless stream of patients coming to seek medical advice. It was indeed the largest pharmacy in Chaoge City.
"Selling medicine Selling medicine A thousand coins per pill can rejuvenate one's vitality and cure all kinds of diseases" Tianchen stood in front of the Yongchun Hall and started selling medicine loudly.
His shout immediately attracted the attention of many patients, and many people gathered around him. Soon, hundreds of people gathered in front of Yongchun Hall, blocking the door of the pharmacy.
"It's so new. I've only heard of people buying medicines in pharmacies, but never heard of people selling medicines in pharmacies!" People were talking about it.
"I'm selling medicine I'm selling medicine A thousand coins can rejuvenate and strengthen yang, and cure all diseases" The more people there were, the more enthusiastic Tianchenyou drank.
After a while, two clerks ran out of the pharmacy and shouted to Tianchen: "What's the matter with you? You're grabbing business in front of the pharmacy, are you deliberately looking for trouble? This is a pharmacy opened by Lord Yi, an important minister of the imperial court!"
Tianchen was neither happy nor angry and said coldly: "I don't care what you are, one person and two adults. You sell your medicine and I sell mine. If you want to buy it, I will sell it too!" He then raised his voice and yelled loudly, " A thousand grains of gold can rejuvenate you and strengthen your yang"
The guy was angry and was going to argue with Tianchen. At this moment, a plump middle-aged man walked out of the pharmacy and asked the two clerks, "What's going on?"
A clerk said respectfully: "Doctor Bai, this guy dares to sell medicine in front of our pharmacy!"
"Nonsense!" the fat man said angrily, "We can sell medicine here, why can't others sell medicine here? Go back!"
With that said, the fat man slowly walked up to Tianchen and said in a friendly manner: "This brother, the medicine that can be sold in front of Yongchun Hall must be extraordinary. Can you come with me to have a look? If the medicine is really good, I am willing to buy all of it." Down!"
"Hey, the big fish has taken the bait!" Tianchen was secretly happy, and immediately agreed, following the fat man known as Doctor Bai into Yongchun Hall.
Coming to a quiet room, Doctor Bai said: "What good medicine, brother, please take it out and let me take a look."
Tianchen looked him over and said, "I'm not busy with this. I see that you are fat, have a swollen face, bags under your eyes, and dry and withered lips. You must be suffering from the problem of falling asleep at night. And judging from your behavior, it seems that I have taken supplements every day, but only the qi and fire are strong, but the symptoms are not relieved, but is this so?"
The fat man's face changed, but he thought for a moment, and then said: "Brother, you are really smart, and I think you are also a person who studies medicine and stone diligently. I wonder if you have any good ideas for my illness?"
Tianchen smiled slightly, took out a white pill from his pocket, and said, "Just this one pill can ensure that your condition in the room will be completely improved in three days."
"Oh?" Doctor Bai stood up, "Is it really such a miraculous effect?"
Tianchen said: "Not only that, a quarter of an hour after taking this medicine, it can strengthen the yang and promote fluid production, and help Pegu essence. If you don't believe me, you can give it a try." After saying that, he handed the pills to Doctor Bai's hand.
Doctor Bai took the pill in his hand, brought it close to his nose, smelled it, and then grinded it gently.He ordered some powder and brought it to his lips, slowly sipping it, and then smiled and said: "It's really a good medicine, I'll give it a try." The waiter next to him tried to persuade him, but he stopped him.
Tianchen smiled and said: "If you are worried that the medicine is poisonous, I can wait here. If there is any problem, I am willing to pay with my life."
Doctor Bai laughed loudly: "Brother, you are serious!" He said and swallowed the pills and wine.
The two of them were sitting and talking again. Just after getting out of bed, Doctor Bai's face turned red and his body began to twist uneasily, as if he was hiding something unspeakable. After a while, his face turned redder and he began to fidget. His originally loose gown seemed to become tighter. Finally he couldn't help but said to the waiter next to him: "Go and ask the second lady to come to the back room to find me!"
Tianchen smiled and said: "Brother, what a good thing, shall my friend and I sit here and wait, or shall we go to the back room and wait for the result?"
Doctor Bai was already like an ant on a hot pot, restless and impatient. Seeing Tianchen asking this question, he rolled his eyes and said, "In that case, why don't we go to the back room together, where it's more convenient to talk!"
Tianchen knew that he was afraid that he would take the opportunity to escape here, so he laughed and followed Dr. Bai and the two assistants to the back room.
Outside the back room of Yongchun Hall, Tianchen was sitting quietly on a chair drinking fragrant tea. Two waiters stood at the door, staring closely at the door of the inner room.
Not long after, a beautiful woman wearing a light gauze, with an exquisite figure and springy eyebrows walked in. When she saw Tianchen sitting there, she covered her mouth and smiled sweetly and said to the waiter: "Why are you so anxious? This guest wants to see you. me?"
Before waiting for the clerk to reply, Tianchen said: "This must be the second lady. She is indeed beautiful and charming. It seems that Brother Bai is very lucky! It's not that I have something to do with my wife. In fact, Brother Bai has something to do with my wife." , Madam, please come into the inner room quickly!"
Seeing the man nodding, the woman said: "Guest, please have tea, I'll be there soon!" Then she entered the inner room, and the door was immediately closed.
Tianchen sat down and just picked up the tea cup when he heard a cowardly cry from the woman in the inner room, followed by the sound of clothes tearing.
Tianchen shook his head gently, smiled slightly, and took a shallow sip of tea. At this time, Doctor Bai's heavy breathing and the woman's low and melodious moans could be heard in the inner room. (To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novels will be better and updated faster!) - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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