Of course, Li Ying's expression changed because he had exposed his wife's secret and let Wang Zhen know that Wang Zhen was a very strong woman. If she was embarrassed in front of her son, the consequences would undoubtedly be very serious, although it would not be as painful as kneeling on the dried durian skin. etc., but it is certain that I will not have a good life for a few days.
Li Tao's face changed, and his mother's tone sounded quite aggressive. Although he was mainly going towards his father, the key point was that he still knew that it was his own. If he couldn't handle it well next time, he might be home. The prelude to violence
Thinking of this, Li Tao immediately looked at his mother like a puppy wagging its tail, and smiled without saying a word. Everyone saw the expression of this guy who had no moral integrity at all, and all of them suddenly thought, "beat him." thoughts.
¡°If Li Ying hadn¡¯t been worried about being embarrassed in front of his daughter-in-law, and Phil hadn¡¯t been worried about being embarrassed in front of his father-in-law, the two of them would have kicked each other out.
Li Ying pretended to cough a few times with an unnatural expression, picked up a magazine nearby and started reading.
Wang Zhen glanced at Li Ying angrily and thought for a while. She still had to give her husband face in front of her son. It was inconvenient to deal with it. She would settle the accounts properly after night. It was better to resolve the main contradiction first and the secondary contradictions. Set aside first.
¡®Son, when are you leaving? ¡®
¡®It should be soon¡¯
¡®What do you mean it should be soon, kid Li Tao, can your answer be more understandable? Your mother, I haven't read much and my IQ is not high. I can't understand what time it is. It should be very fast. ¡®
Li Tao was so sweaty. You must know that what my mother hates most is for others to say that her cultural level is not high. This time she used it to laugh at herself, which clearly shows her strong desire to abuse herself and others.
¡®Mom, what are you talking about? Who doesn¡¯t know that you are much better than those graduate students and doctoral students? You are famous for being a witty beauty and a bargain hunter for beautiful young women. Every neighbor within a ten-mile radius knows your reputation! Your son's achievements today are entirely due to the fact that he stayed in your belly for several months and absorbed a lot of innate IQ. That¡¯s how he developed into such a domineering and cool person! ¡®
¡®As for the specific time three days later. We are going back in three days. ¡®
Being forced by his mother, Li Tao didn¡¯t think too much and just popped out a random number.
¡®Why three days later? "Being slapped on the back by her son's inferior flattery, Wang Zhen nodded with satisfaction. But Wang Zhen is a little strange. Why did my son and daughter-in-law choose to leave after three days? Thinking of this, she asked curiously.
¡®This¡this. Just now, I suddenly had an idea of ??ÈýÆß Twenty-one. It starts with three characters, so it means three days! ¡®
¡®¡It seems that the IQ you have absorbed in my belly for ten months is far from enough, considering your situation. Back then, I should have learned from Nezha, who stayed in my mother's belly for three years before daring to come out. ¡®
¡°Mom, you are risking your son¡¯s death, I don¡¯t want you to do this
¡®Puch. 'After hearing what Wang Zhen said about his son, Phil couldn't help it. He covered his mouth and turned his head to the side and laughed. Just after he finished laughing, he saw Li Tao looking at him fiercely, curling his lips in disdain, shrugging, looking to the other side, pretending not to see Li Tao's angry eyes.
¡®Hey, it¡¯s me who¡¯s talking about you. Why are you looking at Phil like this? Why are you trying to bully your wife? ¡®
"That's right, look at what I'm doing. It's not me who's talking about you, it's your mother who's talking about you. Why are you angry with me? If you have the guts to tell your mother.
Phil raised his nose proudly.
"My husband is weak, my husband is weak Is there any mistake? Mom, am I my biological child? Which one is more important, my daughter-in-law or my son?" ¡®
¡®Huh, don¡¯t even think about talking nonsense. Since you are leaving in three days, when will you come back? ¡®
Li Tao sighed softly. Although his mother tried very hard to control her tone and covered it up with jokes, he could still hear the deep uneasiness and hope for confirmation from his son in his mother's words. return date.
Thinking about it, I am still quite unfilial But forget it, there will still be a long time to come, and there won't be any such thing as a son who wants to support me but refuses to be loved.
¡®Mom, I really don¡¯t know this. You have to know that I didn¡¯t just play house and visit relatives in the past. Ah, although it was a little bit like this. I went back to see my parents-in-law, but the main task was to save the world. Ahem, saving the world, as everyone on earth knows, is nothing more than negotiating first. If the negotiation succeeds, then have a fight. If the negotiation failsthen there will be an even more fight. In the end, everyone is satisfied, and then there will be a fight. You can each get a lunch box.Home. ¡®
¡®So don¡¯t ask me when I will come back, but ask when my enemies will let me come back. ¡®
¡®Didn¡¯t you say before that you were invincible? What kind of crazy thing did you say¡¯
¡®It¡¯s the God of Gods, Mom! ¡®
¡®Oh, it¡¯s almost the same. Anyway, I don¡¯t know what the difference is. Anyway, the psychopath is very powerful at killing people, so the god above the gods should also be very powerful at killing people, right? ¡®
Li Tao nodded with tears in his eyes.
¡®Since you¡¯re so powerful, wouldn¡¯t it be easy for you to go over to Phil¡¯s place and complete the mission? ¡®
Li Tao scratched his head, how could he explain it to his mother? Even if he were a god above the gods, he would have to lower himself to another level if he went to another world, so he was not far behind the three giants of the abyss in terms of strength.
How to say it, forget it, actually I don¡¯t really understand it either.
¡®Mom, don¡¯t ask. Anyway, you know that Phil and I are absolutely not in danger. If there is any danger, I will run away immediately, so you can rest assured. Now that dad is done worrying, it¡¯s you, mom, who has to worry about you. What kind of trouble are you making'
"You are heartless, we are not worried about you" Wang Zhen muttered.
¡®By the way¡ there is also the most important question, which I want to ask Phil. ¡®
'ah? Mom, if you need anything, just ask. ¡®
¡®You go back to your parents¡¯ home this time and decide whether or not you will have children. 'Wang Zhen looked at Phil seriously and asked very seriously. 'I'm not joking with you. I'm telling you two children that we are not young anymore, and we still want to have grandchildren You can't drag it around like this, what will happen, especially your idiot son? You're almost thirty, you know, you still thought you were a kid who just graduated and you haven't started a family yet, how long do you want to wait until? ¡®
Li Tao and Phil were caught off guard. Under Wang Zhen's barrage of complaints, they couldn't even get a word in.
¡®I don¡¯t care, you have to give me an answer, whether to bring your grandson back or not! ¡®
This is an ultimatum Why is my mother so resentful? Although I also want to have sex with Phil, after all, if we don't have sex, Guo Ruisanshou and Lianlian will really think that I am gay. Buthow can I have sex alone? I need my wife¡¯s permission to go out!
Just as Li Tao was shouting in his heart, Phil suddenly said: "Mom, Dad, don't worry. If I come back next time, I will bring our children back Then our family will never be separated again, be happy." Live a happy life. ¡®
Li Tao said nothing.
Wang Zhen and Li Ying laughed and nodded: 'That's good, that's good I say, idiot son, please stop drooling, isn't it too rude of you? ¡®
¡®Ah, ah? Li Tao wiped his mouth: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I was just thinking about the dishes my mother was going to make today, and my mouth was watering with joy." ¡®
¡®¡¡®(To be continued¡)
PS: Sorry everyone, it¡¯s been so long since I¡¯ve been away, so I¡¯d better explain. I actually finished my work on September 6th, and thought I could finally write a book normally. However, I suddenly found that I had not written a book for a few days, and I suddenly became lazy and unable to start. In desperation, I ran back and re-read what I had written before. The more I read, the more embarrassed I became. I felt that my writing was very poor. After being shocked, I suddenly didn¡¯t want to write anymore. I ran to find a book to read I found a lot of books. , I looked at it I found that my writing was really bad, and I was unhappy; then I read a few recommended books Yeah, his sister's books seemed to be written by elementary school students than mine and suddenly I felt I feel confident, come back and continue coding
I am indeed an unscrupulous and fickle person Then, I will work harder. My level is limited, so please forgive me, haha