'The distant winter has passed, the warm spring has arrived, and the animals have reached the fertile season again. After a heavy rain, the animals came out one after another to find their own mates' Li Tao murmured as he looked at the heavy rain outside the window.
¡®Tao, I wonder if there¡¯s something wrong with the knowledge I learned? I remember it's not what you call spring. 'Phil was holding a book on the side that was so thick that Li Tao was intimidated. When he heard Li Tao's nonsense, Phil raised his head and said.
Li Tao was silent for a while.
¡®Well, since Phil is so eager to learn, I will explain to you about human development. First of all, let me explain something. Basically, mainstream scholars believe that humans have no obvious ejaculation period, and the reason is very good. That is, humans can have sex at any time, unlike animals, which only have ejaculation during the ejaculation period. impulse. ¡®
¡®This means that human beings can have sex 365 days a year, or they can have no sex life 365 days a year. Of course, there are also people who can have sex every day 365 days a year to relieve their worries. ¡®
¡®Human ejaculation has nothing to do with the season, but it requires a certain triggering mechanism. As far as men are concerned, they need to be triggered by a suitable sexual object, and they will quickly enter the ejaculation period. During this period, men are also in a state of passionate love. Losing rationality is the main sign and characteristic. Well, let me explain here, the sexual object can be male or female, men and women are equal, and the world is harmonious! ¡®
¡®¡®And women¡¡®
¡®Stop, stop, stop! I don¡¯t want to know this at all, okay, just shut up! 'Phil listened carefully at first, but as he listened, he felt something was wrong, and his face became redder and redder, and in the end it even reached the stage of smoking.
¡®Oh, Phil, don¡¯t be like this, I haven¡¯t finished speaking yet. In fact, I have always had an academic question that I want to study. 'Li Tao had to stop when he heard Phil say stop, but he looked at Phil with a serious expression, as if he really had a problem and wanted to figure it out.
"No, you must not ask me any questions. A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory anyway, so you definitely don't know what strange thing you are asking." 'Phil was not fooled this time. She knew that the academic question Li Tao mentioned was definitely not a serious question. More than 80% of it was to tease her or it was an embarrassing question, so she decisively refused.
However, Li Tao ignored her objection at all and continued: "My question is, what is the period of hair growth for the elves? Do they have sex at any time and anywhere like humans, or do they only live in one place like animals?" I have sexual interest at a certain time in the year. I even thought about the cruelest possibility, which is that the elf tribe¡¯s development period would not be during a certain period of time in the life span of hundreds of years. If so, it would be over! ¡®
'shut up! ¡®
¡®In order to answer this question, I actually kept looking for books everywhere when I was in Pandaria. ¡®
The book in Phil's hand kept shaking, because Phil's hands were shaking very badly, showing that the owner's mood was fluctuating violently.
¡®Why are you so passionate about these things, you bastard, and you even go and look for these books, I don¡¯t even know? 'Phil really didn't know whether to laugh or cry. This guy would refuse to die if he asked him to read a book or do anything else. But for these things, he took the initiative to find books to read. He really couldn't understand it, and he didn't know whether it would be better to cry or laugh. .
¡®There¡¯s no way, I¡¯m just so diligent, studious, and cool. I¡¯m Li Tao. I feed myself a bag of salt. ¡®
¡®brainless, I finally know what the brainless you often call me here looks like. I feel more and more that I am stupid enough, why did you deceive me. ¡®
¡®You haven¡¯t been completely deceived by me, okay? Phil, I really want to know, why don¡¯t you tell me. ¡®
¡®Didn¡¯t you check the books and you asked me what I was doing? I seemed to know what I was saying. Are you an idiot? ¡®Phil really didn¡¯t expect that his unintentional complaint would lead to such a development. Is this the divine unfolding that the computer often talks about? That's enough. This kind of development is not interesting at all, okay?
'I checked it out, and found that it seems to be similar to us humans, but you don't seem to be very obsessed with this aspect. You can get married at the age of 20, or you can get married at the age of 200. According to the level of Internet otaku, You are already five-level ashes masters, you don¡¯t understand. ¡®
¡®We are not animals that are in a hurry to reproduce. Of course there will be nothing if we don¡¯t meet the right person I¡¯m having sex, it¡¯s so ugly, can¡¯t you find a better word! ¡®
¡®Then you look for it. ¡®
¡®How do I know the words for this! 'Phil was angry.
¡®Then let¡¯s call it the hair* period??¡®
¡®¡¯ Phil hid his face, so embarrassed, so embarrassed, but fortunately no acquaintance saw it Her Royal Highness Princess Ocala was comforting herself and escaping from herself.
¡®Really, it turns out that¡¯s the case. It seems that you are still very loyal. You have to meet the right person to do that¡¯
'Of course, in our tribe, there are many people who like humans, but the life span of humans is too short, and after almost 30 years of love, humans fall into a period of aging, and we elves, because of God's favor and With other physiques, one can maintain a youthful appearance even when death is imminent. After the death of a human partner, for hundreds of years, the elves who have lost their lover will spend their whole life missing them, and they rarely choose to remarry or remarry. ¡®
¡®No, why did I see an elf that looked a bit like an old man in the imperial capital? ¡®
'With a large population, there are all kinds of people. Even elves have many curiosities that are different from ordinary people. As long as you want, you can give up your immortal physique and age like other races. But this behavior is what I What's incomprehensible is that it's just because I want to experience the feeling of growing old, just like thatit's completely incomprehensible. ' Phil explained.
¡®Really, it turns out that¡¯s the case. After listening to this, I have a deeper understanding of your boredom¡¯
¡®I think we are really boring. Fortunately, you have history books to read here, otherwise I would feel moldy all over. ¡®
'Phil, there's no other way. We've entered the mining stage now. I told you, I have recruited two very capable followers. Now they are developing at full strength. At the beginning, I counted them one by one every day. How many believers, but then there were too many, and I was too lazy to count them. Anyway, one salesperson will increase to one or more outstanding salesmen every day, so we can just wait here calmly. ¡®
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Phil nodded speechlessly. Li Tao had already told her the plan and told her a lot about the progress of the matter, so she now knew very clearly that besides waiting, she still had to wait.
'But Tao, to be honest, I've seen the website you made, and it's really bad Your artistic skills are really zero. If we have children in the future, please don't teach these bad things to us. Our kids, okay? ¡®
Li Tao opened his mouth, but closed it again Phil really This sentence really hurts my heart. What does it mean not to teach bad things to children We should have children first! (To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novels will be better and updated faster!)