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- Although he thought Guo Rui was **, Li Tao still had to patiently explain to him his plan: 'The webpage I want to create is not a scammer's website at all, nor will I charge any fees. It is just an attraction. Ordinary people click in, see the prompts, and then decide whether they believe in this Dharma God. They have no other plans at all. ¡®
¡®Isn¡¯t April Fool¡¯s Day over? ¡®
¡®I¡¯m not trying to make fools at all! ¡®Li Tao felt that he was quite crazy.
¡®Then why do you set up a website like this? Damn you, are you just trying to trick some people into believing in this Dharma God? ¡®Guo Rui was puzzled.
¡®That¡¯s what I planned. ¡®
¡®What¡¯s in it for you? ¡®
¡®Classmate Guo Rui, please don¡¯t be so realistic, okay? ¡®
¡®Are you still a child? Aren¡¯t children a bit too realistic? Why would you do something unrewarding? ¡®
¡®I admire this Dharma God very much in my heart, okay? I plan to spread the greatness of this Dharma God. ¡®Li Tao had to make it up.
¡®Do you think I will believe it? ¡®
¡®Ah, don¡¯t you believe it? 'Li Tao asked back.
¡®Fuck, of course I believe it. 'Guo Rui said without hesitation.
¡®Fuck, that¡¯s nonsense, can you believe this? ¡®Li Tao was stunned.
"What can I do? The author arranged it this way. Can I not believe it?" My heart is bleeding and I will tell others casually? 'Guo Rui didn't know why, but suddenly shed tears of sadness.
"Umplease allow me to make a sad expression" Li Tao patted Guo Rui and consoled him. ¡®Sometimes I often do this. I obviously think that I can¡¯t be so stupid, but I don¡¯t know why I am so stupid. ¡®
Guo Rui sat helplessly in front of Li Tao's computer and began to operate it.
"Hey, you don't really want to do something illegal" Guo Rui was still worried.
¡®Don¡¯t worry, come on, hurry up and think about what to do. ¡®
¡®My sun, you haven¡¯t thought about it? ¡®
'You don't know what I do, I just start it, and then you do it later. This is the normal rhythm. When did you see me finish something completely? Anyway, this thing is all please. In short, I tried to make it look as cool as possible, low-key, mysterious, and attractive. Then, the mystery should be outstanding, and I would shout a few slogans and titles. ¡®
¡®What slogan and title. ¡®
"Well, that, for example, I have been looking for, where is the greasy senior sister"
¡®¡Where is the world with you? ¡®
¡®That¡¯s right, that¡¯s it. Oh, the best slogan should be diverse and fashionable. It should be a little non-mainstream and not offensive to people. Of course, the most important thing is that people will want to click in and take a look when they see it. ¡®
¡®You¡¯re so numb, why don¡¯t you do it? What kind of garbage request is this? Are you running an entertainment website or a funny website? You¡¯re telling me it¡¯s not an April Fool¡¯s Day website? This is an April Fool's Day website. With this setting, who will come to see it except zombie clickers? Do you want me to waste so much time to make you a tyrannical, cool, and explosive garbage website? ¡®Guo Rui was angry.
¡®Ah¡I don¡¯t understand, then you¡¯re done and I won¡¯t bother you anymore, okay. ¡®It is indeed taboo for a layman to guide an expert, so Li Tao relented.
¡®In short, you want to deceive people, and then make them really think that this Dharma God really exists, and then be willing to sacrifice everything, including chastity and so on, right? ¡®
¡®Yes, yes, that¡¯s it, and then if he really does it, he can get rewards! ¡®
¡®What¡¯s the reward, Japanese ** seeds? Or the complete collection of high-definition and censored Calabash Baby? ¡®
¡®Fuck, can you stop being so vulgar? ¡®Li Tao was angry.
¡®Fuck, can you stop being so hypocritical? ¡®Guo Rui was also angry.
¡®Forget it, forget it, you don¡¯t understand it anyway, I¡¯ll explain it to you later. Now please get this thing done for me, please, Lao Guo. 'Li Tao thought it was better to get down to business, let this bastard be proud for a few days, and when he becomes a god, he would take time to look at the bastard and beg him not to do it.
¡°Tch, it will probably take a few days to do it well. Anyway, I¡¯m going to check the information and do it in a decent way. 'Although he said he disliked it, Guo Rui actually took Li Tao's request very seriously. Since he agreed to do something, he must do it well.
¡®Ah, it¡¯s so troublesome. Can¡¯t we just use someone else¡¯s source code and change something? ¡®Computer idiot Li Tao asked.
¡®??If your brain is sick, I won't care about you. ¡®
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? If I give you some color, you will get angry Oh, honestly, do you think anyone will come to see this website after it is completed? ¡®
'Well, as long as you are not anti-party and deceitful, it seems that the government departments will not be too strict, unless you have a certain scale. Judging from the current situation, as long as they are not stupid, there should not be many people reading this website. Even if you accidentally search for a few of these keywords and click on them, you probably won¡¯t believe in such an inexplicable god. Of course, this is the idea of ??a person with an IQ higher than 80, but' At this point, Guo Rui paused for a moment when he looked at Li Tao who looked disappointed.
Li Tao was so depressed. He thought his plan was perfect. There are billions of Internet users in the world now. What a great opportunity. Once it is posted, a lot of people will definitely come over to see it, and then they will directly believe in Brother Chun. Have eternal life
But he obviously ignored that compared to the billions of Internet users, not many people can understand Chinese, and more importantly, there are often more websites than Internet users. How many people will read an inexplicable website, and still believe it so deeply that you become a believer?
Seeing Li Tao's disappointed look, Guo Rui comforted him: "Actually, there is no need to be discouraged. Think about it based on common sense and normal IQ. But is this book's IQ normal?" Is there any common sense? So don't worry, it will definitely succeed. ¡®
" 'Yeah, yes, when you said that, it is indeed true when I think about it. This book has no IQ and common sense at all, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Li Tao couldn't help laughing
¡®I don¡¯t know why, but I feel a bit inexplicably complaining about myself. 'Guo Rui said in a low voice.
¡®Ah, what are you talking about?¡¯ Li Tao asked a little strangely.
¡®It¡¯s nothing, it will probably take a few days to get this thing ready. If that¡¯s the case, then I¡¯ll go back first. It¡¯s better if I go back to my own territory. It's not too early now, so I have to go back so that my family won't worry. 'After Guo Rui finished speaking, he packed up his things and prepared to go home.
¡®Ah, why don¡¯t you stay here for a little longer? ¡®
¡®You are so polite all of a sudden, you are so fake. Could you please stop being so hypocritical? 'Guo Rui looked at Li Tao with a particularly contemptuous look. In so many years, he has never seen this guy show off his face. He was so polite all of a sudden. There must be something wrong with him!
¡®Haha, I actually showed it to you. I was indeed just talking, so just step back and remember to help me get this done quickly. I¡¯ll treat you to a meal after it¡¯s done. 'Li Tao pretended that he would be rewarded heavily if he succeeded.
¡®Want to go to a five-star hotel? ¡®
¡®Go to the five-star food stall. ¡®
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