Li Tao looked strangely and saw a fat woman in a red skirt pointing her finger at him in horror.
¡®Miss, have you made a mistake? Are you referring to me? 'Li Tao is depressed. Is it possible that he is so famous that even this person who obviously doesn't know him knows that he is a pervert?
¡®Of course it¡¯s you, I didn¡¯t expect you, a pervert, to follow me here! ¡®
¡®Sister! 'Li Tao became impatient and changed his title. ¡®What exactly makes me look like a pervert stalking you? ¡®
The people around looked at Li Tao and then at the fat woman, indicating that people like this kind of gossip, but most people felt that if this young man was really a pervert, it would be too powerful for such a fat woman to have sex. Oh, you¡¯re a senior pervert!
¡®When I was outside the station just now, a gust of wind blew over and blew up my skirt. Did you see it? Then I laughed crazily there, you pervert! ¡®
Li Tao almost wanted to vomit blood. Damn it, I can¡¯t bear it!
'Sister, I think you misunderstood. Even if I really laughed because I saw the bottom of someone else's skirt, it was definitely not because I saw the bottom of your skirt. Sister, you can doubt my character, but you can't Insult my taste, okay? 'Li Tao retorted sadly and angrily.
¡®¡¡¯ The fat woman¡¯s mouth was so big that she was speechless and her body was shaking with anger.
Li Tao is too lazy to pay attention to this fat woman. Being fat is not a sin. Some fat people are actually quite cute. But you are fat and pretend to be cute, and you also slander me, who has noble taste. That is very annoying!
To be called a pervert by such a woman has simply lowered my, Li Tao's image of a pervert. At least it would be a little bit more reliable for the woman of the young couple. Thinking of this, Li Tao subconsciously looked in the direction. That little beauty.
How can I practice it? I hate these student couples the most. When I want to fall in love prematurely, it¡¯s already too late! You winners in life, how can you cultivate? How can you cultivate!
Looking outside from the train, there are farmland or rural houses next to the railway, and then some trees on the roadside and mountains in the distance. At first, Li Tao looked at the trees outside and wanted to pretend to be literary and recite poems, but Zhang He opened his mouth and then closed it again.
¡°Forget it, you know your own business, don¡¯t let the artistic youth turn into a ** youth.
??????????????????????????????????????????? I am a person who has seen the big world, but I was looking around on the train, and I didn¡¯t feel calm at all. It seems that my ability to show off is still not enough.
How long will I continue to fuck like this As the protagonist, do I have to rely on sex to become a god? Just write me as the god of sex, and my priesthood is to masturbate!
Li Tao began to fall into self-abasement.
At this moment, the man of the young couple spoke to him: 'Brother, hello, are you alone? ¡®
Li Tao raised his head and looked at the stranger. He turned around in his mind and confirmed that he did not know him. I wonder why he took the initiative to talk to me. Is it written on my face that everyone is harmless and everyone is welcome to touch it? But it¡¯s boring anyway, so you can find someone to chat with, and you can learn about major social events, even though these major events have nothing to do with you.
¡®Well, yes, I am a human being. ¡®
The expression on the boy's face did not change, but Li Tao keenly noticed that his eyes were a little more joyful, and it seemed there was also a bit of pride?
Li Tao looked at him strangely, wondering what this guy was so proud of.
¡®I am an OO-level student at XX University, my name is Huang Li, and this is my girlfriend, Zhao Feng. ¡®Huang Li introduced himself with a smile, and when he introduced Zhao Feng, Zhao Feng also nodded but said nothing.
Li Tao also introduced himself with a smile. Looking at Huang Li who was smiling so sincerely, he suddenly realized what this guy was so proud of.
I'm going, am I like ** silk? Do I look like a lonely homebody that no one wants? I was so embarrassed to be shown off by this bastard.
It turns out that this Huang Li had just chased Zhao Feng not long ago, and he was extremely proud. You must know that although Zhao Feng is not a top beauty, she can still be regarded as a Xiaojiabiyu. Such a girl is pursued by many people, and Huang Li is both in terms of family background and personal abilities. , he's not even an outstanding person. It's just pure luck to pick up such a good girl. So now he thinks that everyone is a loser, and only he is the winner. Along the way, when he sees people who don't have girlfriends or whose girlfriends are not as beautiful as Zhao Feng, he will take the initiative to talk to him, just to say that Zhao Feng is him. Girlfriend this.
Li Tao probably guessed the mentality of this idiot man, even though he kept telling himself?Don¡¯t argue with such a childish idiot, but you can¡¯t suppress your unwillingness! My wife is as beautiful as this Zhao Feng. This Zhao Feng is not even qualified to carry my wife¡¯s shoes. This guy actually used such things to taunt me. This is asking for death! If before, I would have silently summoned the big FFF group in my heart to burn these heterosexuals to death, but nownow your sister, I want to kill him directly, can I bear this?
Li Tao decided to hit this idiot Huang Li. He looked at Huang Li's clothes. Although he didn't know whether it was expensive or cheap, Li Tao didn't bother to pay attention to him.
¡®Haha, little brother Huang Li, I wonder if you eat instant noodles? 'Li Tao asked with a smile.
The proud Huang Li looked at Li Tao strangely, wondering why he would ask such a question. After thinking for a while, he still couldn't figure it out, so he had to answer honestly: 'Of course I have eaten it I don't think many people have. Have you ever eaten instant noodles? ¡®
Li Tao nodded and agreed with Huang Li¡¯s statement. Convenience, paper towels and computers are the three treasures of life!
Bah, bah, fuck your sister¡¯s three treasures, when am I going to complain to myself? I¡¯m going to become a god on earth. Why do I feel like I¡¯m such a failure!
¡®Then Huang Li, what type of instant noodles do you eat? 'Li Tao continued to ask.
"Ah" Huang Li, who was still confused, looked at Li Tao strangely and replied. ¡®I like braised beef noodles. ¡®
Li Tao chuckled and said: 'I see, haha, as for me, I prefer seafood-type instant noodles! ¡®
Wow hahahahaha, how about, this Nima has compared you completely. Grandma's Lao Tzu used instant noodles to eat seafood, more advanced than you eat braised beef. It¡¯s more than one level behind! Comparing yourself to me is really asking for your own death. I will crush you, scumbag, in every aspect!
Huang Li stared at Li Tao with his eyes widened. His throat made a gurgling sound, but he couldn't speak. The grief and anger in his heart seemed to burst from his head and shoot into the sky.
Looking at the triumphant Li Tao, Zhao Feng couldn't help but smile, and was amused by this strange man. In fact, she could also see her boyfriend's mentality of showing off, but she didn't have any disgust. The happier her boyfriend was. , indicating that she is more important in his heart.
But I didn¡¯t expect that after showing off, this man would fight back in such a strange and childish way. The expression and movements of this man just now seemed as if his quality of life was several levels higher than that of his boyfriend. But if you think about it carefully, although it is seafood versus braised beef, both are instant noodles. What's the point? So show off!
Thinking of this, Zhao Feng couldn't help but laugh again. The expression on her boyfriend's face now is really wonderful. She must laugh at him in the future (To be continued. If you like this work, welcome You come to Piaotian Literature as a registered member to recommend this work. Your support is my biggest motivation.)