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Volume 3 The Road to Becoming a God Chapter 36 Hello everyone, do you still remember who I am?

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    ¡®Hello, who are you looking for?  'Wang Zhen picked up the phone and asked.

    ¡®Mom!  ¡®

    Wang Zhen froze in place as if she had been immobilized. After a few seconds, she suddenly shouted loudly: ¡®Xiao Tao?  ¡®

    Li Ying jumped up from the sofa, walked quickly towards Wang Zhen, and said anxiously: 'Xiao Tao, is it Xiao Tao?  You just said Xiaotao, did he call?  ¡®

    Phil was also stunned, Xiaotao, who is Wang** Xiaotao referring to?  Could it beLi Tao? What's going on? What's going on?

    ¡®Oh, Mom, isn¡¯t he your cruelly handsome precious son?  ¡®

    Wang Zhen was so excited that her voice trembled, and she said intermittently: 'Youyoubastard boy, where have you been? You bastard, you idiot son, you heartless boy!  ¡®

    'Oh, Mom, I haven't seen you for so long. I never thought you would say such false things without conscience. Even if your baby son's IQ is lower than the average by Xiao Ming next door, he is still far beyond the world. 99  People!  ¡®

    At this time, Li Tao was smiling next to the public phone, but his eyes were weeping. Mom, your voice has not changed. Although it only lasted a short time in your eyes, I haven't seen you for many years.  .

    "You" Wang Zhen wanted to continue scolding.

    ¡®Okay, okay, mom, just those few curse words here and there, can you please stop doing this? By the way, is there a girl looking for you?  ¡®

    The expression on Wang Zhen's face really blossomed now. She was just happy that her daughter-in-law came, and now her son, who had not been seen for so long, also called: "Oh, you bastard son, why are you so ignorant?  A girl like Phil comes back alone. Do you know that the world is very dangerous now? As a girl, what should you do if you meet a bad person?  You idiot, you don't know how to be considerate of others.  ¡®

    Yeah, Phil has arrived at home, a little faster than I expected. Speaking of which, the attitude of the old lady now is obviously that he wants his daughter-in-law rather than his son. He started training me so quickly. Phil met a bad guy.  what to do?  Then you have to ask those bad guys whether they are going to be steamed with ribs or moved with their heads and served tenderly.

    ¡®Don¡¯t worry, Mom, we¡¯re not in India.  Today's China is a gay China. Mao Zedong has long said that this world belongs to us and it belongs to gays. In the end, it belongs to gays.  Only a naturally beautiful, handsome boy like me can be in danger, okay? No matter how prettier Phil is, it¡¯s useless, dear!  ¡®

    ¡®Go away, you silly son, are you speaking human language?  What a gay world, no one is serious. Phil is already like a fairy now, how can he be more beautiful? It's impossible, it's impossible, don't even think about it!  ¡®

    Does my character come from my mother?  Li Tao couldn't help but fell into deep thought after listening to his old lady's words.

    ¡®Okay, okay, mom, are you satisfied with my wife? She has fair skin and beautiful lines, perfect, right?  "Li Tao said proudly. What he didn't say before was that he went to another world and found a wife. This was the happiest and proudest thing for him. Is this a fortress?

    Wang Zhen laughed loudly: ¡®Haha, uh-huh, very good, very good, Xiao Tao, let me tell you, I am very satisfied, I am very satisfied!  It's just that Phil's breasts are a little small. I wonder if his grandson will have enough milk in the future.  ¡®

    Phil¡¯s face suddenly turned vermillion, and heat rose up, as if smoke was coming out.

    Li Tao touched his chin and whispered: "Mom is my mother. Sure enough, she grasped the key point of the problem at once, grasped the essence through the phenomenon, and her thinking level was really high. She was far-sighted.  The important issue of safe milk source for my grandson has been thought of.  ¡®

    ¡®Don¡¯t worry, Mom, I will think about this serious issue seriously and think of a way to deal with it before my grandson is born. Just rest assured!¡¯

    Wang Zhen nodded with satisfaction, but immediately realized that Li Tao couldn't see what he was doing on the other side of the phone, so he couldn't see his nodding action. He immediately said: 'Very good, very good, but  Xiaotao, in fact, it doesn¡¯t matter even if you don¡¯t have milk. Nowadays, science and technology are advanced, and milk is very nutritious. Don¡¯t delay having a baby because of this problem!  ¡®

    ¡°Mom, although I also want to have a baby with Phil, don¡¯t be in such a hurry, okay¡­ Just be calm, okay¡­ Look how calm I am now¡­

    Although Phil was not very close to the phone, the hearing and vision of the elves were far beyond the level of ordinary people, so she had her ears closed when Li Tao and Wang ** were talking, which made her head lower  ¡­

    ¡®By the way, silly son, where are you? Now, what?You haven't come back yet. If you don't come back, your father will really take out the long-sealed mace and deal with you.  ¡®

    Li Tao broke out in a cold sweat. The homemade mace he had at home was a shadow in his young mind when he was a child.

    He used to be a famously naughty child and had done almost all kinds of bad things. As a result, his father got angry and went to a construction site to get a wooden stick and then drove in countless new and rusty nails.  The shape of the stick is extremely cruel.

    When Li Tao first saw this weapon at home, he was so frightened that he knelt down. From then on, he lived an honest life and became a good boy who never came late, didn¡¯t leave early, didn¡¯t fight, studied hard and made progress every day.

    This 'mace' gave him a deep understanding of why Washington was not punished for cutting down a small tree when he was a child. It was entirely because Washington had heavy weapons at the time. His deterrent power was simply off the charts, and his combat power was at least 6 points.  !  Of course, this brutal mace was just a deterrent and was never used. In the end, Li Tao went to college. Li Ying proudly said that most of the credit was due to this mace. For commemoration, he sealed it.  Save it for your grandson to use later!

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    Now my father actually said that he would pick up the legendary ultimate weapon again. Although I know it is a joke, from the side, you can imagine how angry my father is now.

    ¡®I¡¯m outside now, don¡¯t worry, I¡¯ll probably go back in the next few days, just ask Phil to wait for me!  ¡®

    ¡®You¡¯ve already recognized me, why are you talking like this? This is so casual and not serious at all.  ¡®

    Phil finally couldn¡¯t bear it anymore and said to Wang Ma: ¡®Mom, is it Li Tao?  I want to say something to him, is that okay?  ¡®

    ¡®Of course it¡¯s possible, how could it be impossible for you two to talk?  'Wang Zhen smiled and handed the microphone to Phil.

    ¡®Tao?  'Phil said.

    ¡®You¡¯re not the only one who¡¯s so handsome that you alarmed my husband at the Party Central Committee!  ¡®

    ¡®Hehe¡¯ (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to recommend it as a registered member of Piaotian Literature. Your support is my biggest motivation.)
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