After Zhou Ziling thought about it, if he just wanted to prolong his life, he could indeed prescribe the right medicine and take measures to prolong his life. But I remembered the news I knew before.
He couldn't help but asked suspiciously: "Didn't you jump out of the Three Realms and no longer be among the Five Elements? The Jade Emperor said that you are material and will not die!"
"I am still in the way of heaven!" Sun Wukong said immediately: "I jumped out of the Three Realms and Five Elements, but I can't jump out of the way of heaven. I am indeed material, and I will not die. Isn't Bai Wuchang a dead person? But he is not still 'alive' Okay? Even a stone will be annihilated by time. Nothing can defeat time and heaven.
"My old grandson saw some scriptures in Taishang Laojun's Tushita Palace. If I remember correctly, the way of heaven also has a lifespan. Taishang Laojun also has a lifespan. So does the Jade Emperor!
"But you will wonder why they never show symptoms of death? It's very simple!"
Zhou Ziling had already guessed it, but this was too bold. He couldn't help but change his tone and said cautiously: "Is it possible that the Jade Emperor and the Supreme Lord both rely on flat peaches and elixirs to prolong their lives? There is no real immortality at all?"
"Nothing is immortal!" Sun Wukong sneered: "It's just that some people live long and some live short. It is said that the Supreme Lord will survive thousands of calamities without being destroyed. I don't know whether it is true or not. . Anyway, he is the Taoist ancestor, and he is responsible for arranging the rules of the entire universe. The records in the Taoist books are not necessarily reliable. After all, all the spells come from Taishang Laojun! Maybe those contents are Taishang Laojun's You write it yourself to confuse others!"
Zhou Ziling finally understood. From this point of view, there is no other way to prolong life except relying on things like peaches. After chatting with Sun Wukong for a long time, he asked strangely: "Where is Bai Suzhen? Isn't she practicing at your place?"
"Run away!" Sun Wukong chuckled: "She once went out to play and was caught by an eagle, and a poor scholar saved her. In order to repay her kindness, she went out to find the poor scholar."
"No way?!" Zhou Ziling said in surprise: "She has transformed into a human form? Where can she find it in this huge sea of ??people?"
"She has already transformed into a human form." Sun Wukong said with a smile: "She is mediocre in strength, but I am interesting enough and taught her a few spells. This mortal monk can't do anything to her."
"But this is too ridiculous!" Zhou Ziling said helplessly: "The poor scholar just saved her life, so what if she is found? She is a monster, the poor scholar is a human, there is a difference between a human and a monster. It is just a one-time relationship. , in the end it¡¯s just a miss. Why bother and be sad?¡±
"You have seen through it! She has not!" Sun Wukong smiled and said: "You are seventy years old. You have traveled all over the world and are used to the turmoil of the world. She is a little girl who is practicing in Wuzhishan with me. How can she know these things? Young people Well, you won¡¯t grow up unless you hit your head and bleed. Love is something that can only be understood after it has been completely painful!"
Zhou Ziling sighed. This is indeed the truth. If you don't let them hit their heads and bleed, you can't stop them. People are like this. They always think that they are right. It is not until it is too late that they understand what it means to not listen to the old man and suffer the consequences.
After a while, Zhou Ziling asked: "What's the name of that poor scholar? What's the horoscope?"
"It's carved on that wall!" Sun Wukong mocked: "That little girl is thinking about the scholar. In fact, in my opinion, the scholar is not half as good-looking as you. After all, she has seen a handsome man like you, why? Why did he fall in love with such an ugly guy? He even carved his portrait, name and birthday on the wall, and wrote a lot of articles, which were said to be from the scholar.
"Alas, my old grandson has never read. But those articles really make me want to vomit. If I pass the exam with this literary talent, the examiner will be blind. No wonder he is a poor scholar. He deserves it, no If he studies hard, he should be poor!!!"
Zhou Ziling looked at those articles and almost spit out a mouthful of water. You want to gain fame with this crap? When I was seventeen or eighteen, I could write better than him. I am still self-taught and have no one to teach me. I remembered that when I was an apprentice in Qiyun Mountain, Taoist Qi squeezed me so much, but I still wrote good articles and made some achievements in calligraphy.
In the following decades, when I was free, I concentrated on reading, writing, and studying music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. Whatever you take out, it belongs to everyone. Although an ordinary person does not have his own intelligence, nor does he have so much time. But I only wrote this article when I was in my twenties. I have really spent my whole life reading in vain.
I couldn¡¯t stand it anymore, so I simply raised my hand and erased all the articles. Then I looked at the portrait of the poor scholar and his birth date. He counted with his fingers and burst out laughing.Come.
Sun Wukong thought it was funny and asked quickly: "What's wrong? This kid can't pass the exam, right? Then God is really blind!"
"He has no destiny!" Zhou Ziling laughed loudly: "Even if I ask my son to give him an official position, he will only end up dead! He has no official destiny!"
"Then you should tell me!" Sun Wukong asked with great interest: "Then what can he do in the future?"
"I have calculated it!" Zhou Ziling said with a smile: "He will not have any fame in the next thousand years. At the end of the exam, he finally gave up taking the exam for the rest of his life. He changed his career and became a clerk in a drug store. Finally he got it The character I had accumulated over a thousand years exploded. I met a wife who became an immortal, and gave birth to a son who won the first prize in the exam. Although my life has been full of ups and downs, I can be considered an official¡¯s family! It¡¯s not bad at all!¡±
"Ha! Ha! Ha!" Sun Wukong also burst out laughing and mocked: "With his literary talent, it is not easy to teach a son who is a champion."
"But Bai Suzhen is patient!" Zhou Ziling said with a smile: "It took her thousands of years to finally achieve perfection with him. They got married and gave birth to a son. Among this human-male union, it is considered the best. It¡¯s the end. It¡¯s best if Bai Suzhen becomes an immortal. Not bad!¡±
"It takes a hundred years of cultivation to cross the same boat, and a thousand years of cultivation to sleep together!" Sun Wukong sighed: "If you ask what love is in the world, you can tell us whether life and death are together! Alas, people!"
Zhou Ziling also smiled slightly, not knowing what he had done in the past thousand years, and he had accumulated so many love debts in this life.
Sun Wukong asked: "Who did you learn this fortune-telling spell from? You can actually predict things thousands of years in the future, and you can calculate them clearly. This is the ability of gods!"
"What I learned is the Thirty-Six Methods of Tiangang!" Zhou Ziling said proudly: "One of the spells contains the seventy-two changes you learned, plus an additional thirty-six changes!"
"Hey!" Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks and said angrily: "It's all my fault that I was naughty and didn't learn these spells from my master. The so-called skill is not enough for me. It's because the old sun is arrogant and angered the ancestor. Otherwise, it's not just Learn the seventy-two transformations? When my master taught me, he only gave me a choice between the seventy-two transformations and the thirty-six transformations. He never taught me the thirty-six methods of Tiangang! Alas!"
"It's not bad to learn the seventy-two transformations!" Zhou Ziling said with a smile: "The mastery of your use of the seventy-two transformations can be regarded as your ability. Although I have a spell, I suffer from the lack of mana. Many spells can be used If you don¡¯t come out, you can only stare!¡±
"Magic power can be cultivated!" Sun Wukong said: "As long as you keep practicing, you will naturally have magical power. But I am different. I don't have those spells. How to cultivate is like this. I have no other way. Let your cultivation level improve quickly!"
While the two people were chatting, suddenly the Land Master shouted from outside: "Sun Dasheng, Elder Tang is here!"
Sun Wukong was startled, quickly adjusted his appearance, and said with a smile: "The person who saved Old Sun is here. I won't talk to you anymore!"
With that said, he ran to the entrance of the cave. As soon as he stuck his head out, a stone door fell down on his neck, knocking him down and making him unable to move.
Tang Monk came to the vicinity of Wuzhishan. Sun Wukong said to Zhou Ziling: "Brother, help me bring that idiot monk here. He is going the wrong way!"
Zhou Ziling smiled slightly and went out to see. Tang Monk was indeed a road fool. He was about to leave Wuzhishan after twists and turns. If he left, Sun Wukong would be hopeless. Zhou Ziling quickly performed a mountain-moving technique and moved Wuzhishan in front of Tang Monk. Tang Monk didn't notice it at all and kept galloping on his horse.
Sun Wukong shouted for help, but Tang Monk turned a blind eye, as if he didn't hear him. Zhou Ziling simply pulled him off his horse and threw him in front of Sun Wukong.
"Monster!!!" Tang Monk jumped up and was so frightened that his three souls and seven souls left his body. He grabbed his cassock, turned around and ran away. As soon as he turned around, he bumped into Zhou Ziling. Zhou Ziling smiled and said, "Elder Tang, long time no see. How are you?"
As soon as he saw Zhou Ziling, Tang Monk immediately straightened up his appearance, put his hands together and bowed: "Tang Xuanzang has seen the Imperial Master! May the Imperial Master live forever!"
"Stop talking nonsense!" Zhou Ziling said: "You plan to leave the customs privately without the permission of the court. This is a serious crime. Of course, if you save this monkey, I will forget it!"
Of course Tang Seng knew that if he was caught, all his plans to obtain scriptures from the West would be ruined. He planned to blend in with the caravan and get out of seclusion. Unexpectedly, I got lost.
There is no other way, now that the matter has come to this, Tang Seng has no choice but to agree. Sun Wukong said: "Master, don't worry, I was sent by Guanyin Bodhisattva to protect you. I won't harm you, just let me out."
Zhou ZilingzhiPointing to the Buddha's verse on Wuzhi Mountain, he said: "Take that thing down and that's it. Go!"
Tang Monk nodded quickly and said to Sun Wukong: "Since Guanyin Bodhisattva sent you, I will rescue you. You must obey my discipline!"
Sun Wukong was already a little impatient and urged: "Go quickly. I am here to ensure that you have a safe journey!"
Tang Monk nodded doubtfully and climbed up the mountain, leaning on the mountain. Sun Wukong asked Zhou Ziling: "I just saw you lifting him up. Why did it feel so laborious? Is he so heavy?"
"It's like holding up Mount Tai!" Zhou Ziling waved his hand and said calmly: "It should be Tathagata Buddha and the others who did it, otherwise, you would have carried Tang Monk on your back and reached the Great Leiyin Temple in a somersault. I am an immortal. , Catching people is like holding up a mountain. The same cannot be said for those monsters!"
"Isn't this my old grandson?" Sun Wukong said confidently: "Besides, since those gods want to promote this matter, they will definitely not sit idly by and ignore it. At worst, if they can't defeat it, they will go and recruit reinforcements."
Zhou Ziling smiled slightly, cupped his hands and said, "Then I won't disturb you, master and disciple, please talk slowly!"
Tang Monk took off the Buddhist verse, and Sun Wukong immediately knocked over Wuzhishan. With just a few sticks, Wuzhishan was beaten to pieces. He released all his five hundred years of resentment (To be continued. Please search Piao Tian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!)