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Volume 2: Across Wu and Yue Chapter 115: Marshal Tianpeng

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    The Jade Emperor glanced at the ministers calmly and continued to say drunkenly: "There is a man named Bai Yunzi in the lower realm. He killed Jin Chanzi several times and caused heavy losses to Buddhism. He also stole the heart of the earth and sucked the dragon veins of China.  . A few days ago, he even split open the underworld. It was so audacious. If there were more loose immortals like him, wouldn't the Three Realms be in chaos?

    "My dear friends, just give us your advice and suggestions. It's time for these loose immortals to be properly rectified. If the Human Sect submits to management after this battle, then there will be peace in the three realms. If not, there will be great chaos in these three realms sooner or later."

    Tathagata Buddha cupped his hands and said: "Jade Emperor, the poor monk has a plan. Now is the tenth reincarnation of the golden cicada. It is the destiny time to obtain scriptures from the West. This is a testimony of the friendly exchanges between our two families, Buddhism and Taoism. It is also the three realms.  A new opportunity for development. According to the poor monk, let Jin Chanzi transform those loose immortals along the way so that they will no longer do evil!"

    "Buddha is indeed merciful!" The Jade Emperor cursed in his heart. This old bald donkey tried every means to expand his power. He actually said in front of him that he would save those immortals and monsters to expand his Buddhist power.  .  But the Jade Emperor also had his own plan, and he laughed loudly and said: "It's just that this golden cicada has no power to bind a chicken, and his Buddha's heart is unstable. I'm afraid it won't be successful! If he is seduced away by another female goblin,  Yes, if you suck the yang essence, it will make you laugh!"

    The Tathagata Buddha's face alternated between red and white. The golden cicada was deceived by the scorpion spirit into sleeping with him. He lost his yang essence and his childish body. It can be said that he completely disgraced Buddhism.  The second disciple of the majestic Tathagata Buddha can't even resist the temptation of a little goblin. How can he talk about obtaining Buddhist scriptures from the West?

    Although the previous nine lives were, on the one hand, to feed the Buddha meat, on the other hand, they were also to train Jin Chanzi's mind.  Let him remain motionless as a mountain in his tenth life.  But it is still very shameful for such a thing to happen.  It directly caused the failure of Jin Chanzi's flesh, killed hundreds of Buddhas, and made the Jade Emperor find the laughing stock.

    After a while, Tathagata Buddha said: "Don't worry, Jade Emperor. Jin Chanzi has experienced so many hardships and has tempered the Buddha's heart. The mission of fetching scriptures from the West can definitely be completed!"

    "That's very good!" The Jade Emperor laughed loudly, and then asked: "How can Jin Chanzi, a mortal, defeat those goblins? Nowadays, all the goblins in the world know about Jin Chanzi's flesh.  , you can live forever after eating it!¡±

    The Tathagata Buddha smiled and said: "The mountain man has his own clever plan, so the Jade Emperor does not have to worry. According to the poor monk's plan, Jin Chanzi's journey to the west will definitely eliminate the Jade Emperor's worries!"

    "It's so good, it's so good!" The Jade Emperor laughed loudly, raised his wine glass, and said loudly: "Everyone, give a toast to the Buddha!"

    The gods and Buddhas laughed happily, and after having had enough wine and food, they left the table one after another.  The Jade Emperor was also helped down to the palace, and Tathagata also returned to the Western Heaven.  After Marshal Tianpeng escorted the Jade Emperor back to the palace, he stumbled and flew towards his own Tianhe.

    As I was flying, I suddenly felt something was wrong. Although I was drowsy from drinking, I still knew that I was in the wrong place.  When I looked up, what was in front of me was Guanghan Palace!

    "Good boy!" Marshal Tianpeng swallowed his saliva and said with a self-deprecating smile: "I drank too much and got confused. I actually walked in the opposite direction! This is the west, and Tianhe is in the east. I went wrong and got confused. This drink  Don¡¯t drink too much!¡±

    As he said that, he was about to turn around.  But at this moment, he heard the laughter of Chang'e in Guanghan Palace, and the laughter like silver bells drew away his soul.  At that moment, he quickly put away his breath and looked at the scene in Guanghan Palace from the window with drunken eyes.

    The owner of Guanghan Palace, Chang'e, is not here, and several Chang'e fairies are having fun. They are all laughing so hard that their charming eyes are seductive.  They are the most beautiful fairies in heaven, and all of them are good at singing and dancing.  Marshal Tianpeng was drunk and could not think normally. As soon as he saw these fairies, he immediately obeyed the commands of his body.

    At that moment, he became bolder, pushed open the door, and rushed towards the fairies as fast as flying.  The fairy who was smiling happily suddenly encountered such a change, how could she react?

    By the time they came to their senses, Marshal Tianpeng had already held them in his arms one by one, using his hands to rub them to their heart's content.  The fairies hurriedly struggled to break away from Marshal Tianpeng's arms, feeling angry, but the other party was Marshal Tianpeng, so naturally the fairies did not dare to attack him.  So he had to run around to prevent the canopy from catching him.

    When Tianpeng got drunk, he happily played with the fairies like an eagle and catching chickens.  Naturally, the fairies couldn't outrun Tianpeng, but within a moment, Tianpeng caught one of them in his hand.  He was hugged tightly at that moment, and Tianpeng lowered his head and kissed the fairy's lips.

    "How dare you!" Just when Tianpeng was about to take further action, a strong wind suddenly came, the door was opened, and Tianpeng woke up a lot from his wine.

    ?????????????????????????He looked at Tianpeng with a sky-high look. The face of the number one in the Three Realms was full of disgust, as if he wanted to tear Marshal Tianpeng into pieces.

    When the fairies saw Chang'e coming, they all ran to hide behind her. They were full of grievances and cried to Chang'e about Marshal Tianpeng's crimes.

    Tianpeng had sobered up a lot from the wine, and thought to himself: "It's broken, now I'm in trouble."

    Chang'e shouted: "Marshal Tianpeng, you are so brave! You actually dare to come to my Guanghan Palace to tease the fairies. Is it possible that my little maid doesn't let you have your way?"

    Marshal Tianpeng was not in the mood to refute Chang'e's ridicule. He knew that he had caused trouble and was out of control, so he said: "Fairy Chang'e, I was also drunk and made a mistake. I can't accompany you anymore!"

    "Aren't you sorry?" Chang'e sneered and said: "The Jade Emperor has expressly prohibited it. Gods and Buddhas in the sky are not allowed to enter Guanghan Palace without his consent. Not only did you break in without permission, you also molested the fairy. Just plan to accompany someone like this."  ?¡±

    Marshal Tianpeng suddenly became angry. He was a dignified Marshal Tianpeng, with a high position of authority.  No matter how beautiful Chang'e is, she is just a fairy.  Even if the Jade Emperor loves you, he can't step on you.  There are so many things that emperors in this world give their concubines to generals.

    So Marshal Tianpeng said fearlessly: "Let me say ugly things first, Chang'e, don't be shameless. I tell you, I am Marshal Tianpeng, and you are just a fairy. I can do it at any time."  Get rid of you!"

    "Okay! You still dare to threaten me!" Heng'e snorted coldly and shouted angrily: "Then we go to confront the Jade Emperor. I want to see if the Jade Emperor will give me an explanation!"

    "Just go, who is afraid of whom?" Marshal Tianpeng grabbed Chang'e, and in a flash, he walked from Guanghan Palace to Yaochi to seek judgment from the Jade Emperor.

    The Jade Emperor was getting ready to go to bed with the Queen Mother. He took off his clothes and the couple were chatting sweetly. It was a good time.  Marshal Tianpeng suddenly broke in, still holding Chang'e in his hand.

    The Jade Emperor's first reaction was: "This guy doesn't want me to give Chang'e to him, right? I just gave him a few fairies last month. Could it be that he drank too much just now and wants a change?"

    The Jade Emperor got dressed and prepared to deal with this matter. After all, Marshal Tianpeng came over in the middle of the night, so he had to go see him!  As soon as the Jade Emperor got up, the Queen Mother was very dissatisfied and would not be happy with anyone else.  Her husband had just been talking sweet words to her, trying to make her happy, but in the end, he was disrupted by such a bastard.

    The Queen Mother said to the Jade Emperor: "Jade Emperor, I can tell you. If you don't teach Tianpeng a lesson today, you won't even think about going to bed!"

    After saying that, the Queen Mother pulled up the quilt and turned to sleep.  The Jade Emperor was still a little confused and felt very unhappy.  Holding such a breath, he walked out and asked Marshal Tianpeng why he came to disturb him in the middle of the night.

    When Chang'e explained the matter, originally, if it had been in the past, the Jade Emperor would have just given those fairies to Tianpeng as maids, as Marshal Tianpeng said.  Let him worry about it in his palace, so as not to make trouble in his ears.

    But the Jade Emperor had just been rejected by the Queen Mother. He was holding his breath and had no place to put it. Tianpeng ran over and bumped into the muzzle of the gun.  The Jade Emperor thought, you messed up my affairs, and you still expect me to help you accomplish something good?  Dreaming!

    At that moment, the Jade Emperor made a move, took out a piece of edict, and announced: "Decapitate Marshal Tianpeng and ennoble him, remove him from all priesthood, abolish his divine power, descend to the mortal world, and reincarnate."

    Marshal Tianpeng was dumbfounded. He never thought that the Jade Emperor would punish him like this.  He quickly knelt down and shouted loudly: "Jade Emperor, you can't do this! The little god is just drunk and confused. Although he deserves to be punished, it is only dozens of big boards!"

    The Jade Emperor pursed his lips and said: "You refuse to change despite repeated admonitions. If I don't teach you a lesson, you will be lawless. Forget it, for the sake of your contribution to heaven, the fairy who was molested by you will also be imprisoned."  In the mortal world, let¡¯s renew our relationship with you! Someone is coming! Execution!!!¡±

    "Jade Emperor! You can't do this!"

    "Jade Emperor, the little god knows that he is wrong! The little god knows that he is wrong!"

    "Jade Emperor, please spare the little god. The little god will definitely die of exhaustion!"

    "The Jade Emperor"

    "It's so noisy!" The Jade Emperor waved his hand at Chang'e with a look of displeasure, and said impatiently: "Hurry up! Hurry up! It's midnight, why don't you let people sleep?"

    As he spoke, he walked into the bedroom. He still had to find a way to please the Queen Mother and get her to agree to go to bed. If he really slept on a bench, his neck would be sore all day long.

    Marshal Tianpeng was deprived of his divine power and abandoned to the mortal world.  It was originally flying towards a family, preparing to reincarnate.  Unexpected.  ?A ray of light came down from outside, and it was also a reincarnation. It came from behind and jumped into that family first.

    Canopeng spat hard and wanted to find another family.  After spinning for a long time, he had limited mana and was flying slowly. He originally thought he would be able to find him soon.  But who would have thought that here is actually a barren mountain and wild ridge, with a radius of hundreds of miles, and no one is giving birth.  It's almost dawn. Once the sun shines and loses his magical power, he will immediately become a lonely ghost. That is, he will not even have the chance to be reincarnated and start over again.

    After searching everywhere, I finally found a wild boar on the mountain that was pregnant with cubs.  Moreover, this sow has some spirituality and should have some cultivation.  However, he failed to cultivate the human form and attained the Tao.

    Marshal Tianpeng gritted his teeth, gritted his nerves, and secretly encouraged himself: "Anyway, I'm still working as a cow and a horse for the Jade Emperor in heaven. It's better to be a pig in the lower world, where I can eat and drink and have nothing to worry about. If you are born into a pig fetus, just be born into a pig fetus."  , I can still make a comeback!"

    After saying that, he flew into the belly of the wild boar (To be continued. Please search Piao Tian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!)
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