When Hanuman broke into the Great Thunder Sound Temple, he did not even salute. He gasped and shouted in a rare breath: "It's a disaster, it's a disaster!" He sat down in front of the Medicine Buddha Lotus Platform.
Sakyamuni Buddha looked at Hanuman, who had his legs stretched out, a tail lying sideways, and the tip of his tail swaying unconsciously, and a tired look on his face. Monkey, how can you be so noisy and noisy? Tell me, what trouble has happened!" The voice echoed in the hall, buzzing and trembling.
Hanuman raised his hand and said, "It was my father Tang Chang who caused trouble. When we arrived at the Western Liang Women's Kingdom, we passed a river before entering the city. The river was clear and clear, which made people happy to see it. I When the master saw it, he wanted to drink water for some reason. He scooped out a bowl and drank half of it, saying that he was very happy.
But as soon as I entered the city and found a hotel to stay, I started to feel pain in my stomach. I couldn't bear it anymore. I invited a doctor to diagnose and treat me. However, they said I was pregnant. I didn't know why the fetal gas had moved, and I was about to give birth, so the pain was unbearable. After the doctor's explanation, I learned that the river beside the city is called "Zimu River". When women from the Xiliang Women's Kingdom grow up and want to have children, they drink the water in the river. After drinking, they will become pregnant in a short time. A baby will be born. If you drink it by mistake, only the fetal spring water from Jie Yang Mountain and Po'er Cave can resolve the fetal gas. I went to Jieyang Mountain to look for the birth spring water, but I didn¡¯t expect that it was taken over by a Taoist priest named Ruyi Zhenxian. I didn¡¯t have the money to buy a red wine gift, couldn¡¯t get the birth spring water, and couldn¡¯t take it by force, so I came here to ask all the Buddhas. Help is coming! Please ask Buddha to save my master. Don¡¯t wait for him to actually give birth to a baby! "
After hearing what Hanuman said, all the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas felt dumbfounded. Then I heard Maitreya Buddha speaking hurriedly to Sakyamuni Tathagata: "I'll go first, poor monk. I'm afraid it'll be too late!" Before he could finish his words. Zao grabbed Hanuman, jumped into the air, turned into a golden light and sped away.
In the Xiliang Women¡¯s Country Post House, Monk Sha was walking back and forth outside a room, looking anxious and helpless.
After Hanuman left, Tang Sanzang was in so much pain that he could only lie on the bed, but his stomach was like a balloon. It was swelling at a speed visible to the naked eye, and now it really looked like a woman who had given birth at full term. The high protuberance of her belly made Monk Sha worried that it would burst if he was not careful.
Tang Sanzang kept moaning in pain, his head was covered with sweat, he grabbed the edge of the bed with both hands, and his veins were exposed. The pain was so unbearable that Monk Rangsha begged the postmaster to invite two women to deliver the baby.
Here comes the Wenpo, two women in their thirties and forties. One look at Tang Sanzang's big belly and face twisted in pain. Hearing the hoarse moan, he quickly boiled the water and prepared the delivery of the baby.
But when the water was boiled and everything was ready, and they started to help Tang Sanzang give birth, the two stable women were stunned.
What is this situation? The two women looked at each other in confusion. After helping Tang Sanzang take off his pants, the two women remained in a daze. They had never seen anything like this in so many years of delivering babies. What I saw was something I had never seen before, but when I saw that thing, I felt a kind of fear that I had never felt before. It was very strange and magical.
Liang Wenpo was in a daze, and a different kind of emotion arose in her heart. For this inexplicable emotion, Liang Wenpo actually had the urge to enjoy it extremely.
Monk Sha was spinning around outside, listening to Tang Sanzang's hoarse moans in the room. Sometimes he held his hands together, sometimes he spread his fingers as wide as possible, his cheeks pulled at his temples and jumped like a headless fly.
The two women in the room had forgotten about delivering the baby. Even Tang Sanzang's painful moans made the two of them feel a kind of obsessive fear. There was a reaction somewhere in their bodies that they had never seen before, a very strange kind of reaction. The reaction is indescribable, but there is an inexplicable love in my heart.
The two stable ladies stood on either side of Tang Sanzang, looking at each other. Unable to restrain their inner impulses, they bent over, stretched out their hands, and gently fiddled with something they had never seen before, but which aroused inexplicable impulses in them. . There was a burning look in their eyes.
Outside the house, Monk Sha turned around countless times, but in the room he could only hear Tang Sanzang's hoarse moans. The two women didn't come out, and they didn't know whether they were giving birth or not. They were just worried.
Monk Sha was turning anxiously, and he almost collided with a figure who was rushing in. Fortunately, the man was agile and got out of the way without looking at Sha Monk, who was spinning around aimlessly. The monk quickly looked at the jar he was holding in his hand to see if the water in the jar had been shaken out. Then he looked up at Monk Sha who had stopped spinning and said: "Junior Brother Sha, what are you spinning? Master Woolen cloth?"
Monk Sha's face lit up with joy and he shouted: "Elder brother, you are back. Master is in the house and is giving birth. Po Wen has been in for a long time, but there is still no movement. I am really anxious!"
It was Hanuman who was holding the jar. He ran to Lingshan Mountain for help. Maitreya Buddha hurriedly took him back to Po'er Cave in Jieyang Mountain. Maitreya Buddha lured the Immortal Ruyi away, and Hanuman took the opportunity to drink a jar to abort the fetus. Spring water, far awayHe said hello to Maitreya Buddha and hurried back.
Hearing that Tang Sanzang was giving birth, Hanuman almost dropped the jar in his hand to the ground. The monkey face was so wonderful, and he didn¡¯t know what kind of magical power it was.
At this time, Hanuman was holding the jar and wondered whether he should go in. He was full of confusion. Listening to the intermittent hoarse moans coming from the room, Hanuman's monkey face and facial features almost came together. He couldn't help but start wandering around the room just like Monk Sha, who was wandering around just now.
After more than half an hour passed, Hanuman gritted his teeth, looked at Monk Sha with red eyes and said, "No, I want to go in and have a look!"
Turning around, he rushed to the door, pushed it open with both hands, and glanced around, only to see two women turning their heads over with horrified expressions, their faces flushed, and one woman's hand was still Put it under Tang San's hiding place.
When Hanuman saw it, he subconsciously shouted: "What are you doing?"
The two women were startled by the shouts, but they seemed to wake up. One shouted loudly: "What are you doing in here? Get out, get out. This is the delivery room, who let you in?" They chased Hanuman out.
Hanuman Monkey blushed and was about to go out, but at this moment, he saw Tang Sanzang looking a little strange from the corner of his eye. He turned around and asked, "Why haven't you given birth for so long? How are you doing?"
When the monkey shouted angrily, the couple noticed Hanuman¡¯s monkey face. I was immediately frightened. A stable woman stammered: "I, I, and we don't know what to do! We have never seen anything like this."
Hanuman glared at the two women. He looked at Tang Sanzang who was lying on the bed and groaning. He saw that Tang Sanzang had his pants taken off and was naked. He turned to look at the two Wen women with their heads lowered. For a moment, he didn't know what to say, and he felt a little hot on his face. of.
After thinking about it, Hanuman turned around and walked out of the door, taking the jar. He walked to the bed, stretched out a hand, and helped the pale-faced Tang Sanzang up. He put the jar to his mouth and drank it.
After a while, he heard Tang Sanzang's stomach growling. When Hanuman saw it, he turned around and saw the toilet in the room. He quickly helped Tang Sanzang sit down on the toilet. Then he heard a sound and a fishy smell. The room was immediately filled. Hanuman and the two women quickly covered their noses tightly.
??????????????????????????????? Tang Sanzang's tight brows finally relaxed, with Hanuman's help. After returning to the bed, the originally high and protruding belly was gone, but his face looked weak. But when he looked up and saw the two women standing aside, a strange flush appeared on Tang Sanzang's pale face. , taking advantage of the weakness, he quickly fell on the bed, closed his eyes and remained silent.
Tang Sanzang sat peacefully in the post house for half a month. During this period, many people heard that a man was staying in the post house and came to watch. However, they were frightened by Hanuman's monkey face. Tang Sanzang waited for some quiet time. It¡¯s just that he didn¡¯t know at all that after the two stable women went out, they showed off everywhere they saw the man. They vividly talked about the differences and wonders of the man. When they talked about the feeling, they looked intoxicated, making the audience envious to death. .
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Hearing the legend at this time, he actually moved his mind, announced the grand master, and said: "I heard that a monk from the East came to the post house, called Tang Sanzang. He is a man. I would like to invite the grand master to come to the temple. Well, let's see how Tang Sanzang looks. If he is pretty, I will entrust the wealth of this country to him and recruit him as the king, and I will be the queen. I will cooperate with his yin and yang to have children and grandchildren, and pass on the emperor's legacy forever. Tai Master, do you think this is good?"
The Grand Master bowed and replied: "My lord's words are very worthy, I admire you so much! Let's go to the post house now. If the Tang Sanzang is really handsome, I will protect this great matchmaker for my lord, and bring good things to the Qin and Jin Dynasties!"
When the queen heard this, she was also quite happy and said: "It's what I love you! If the grand master is here, if the matter comes true, I will drive out of the city to welcome you!"
The Grand Master took the order and left.
In the post house, Tang Sanzang¡¯s master and his disciples were eating. The postmaster came in, bowed and said, "The grand master is here and wants to meet some elders!"
Tang Sanzang and the three of them looked at each other, and Tang Sanzang said, "I was just thinking about going to the palace to change Guan Wen in the next few days. I wonder why the Grand Master came here at this time?"
Hanuman said: "Ignore her, we will talk about it when we see her!"
The three of them stood up and went out to greet them. They saw the leading woman, dressed in court attire, elegant and majestic, followed by several attendants. When they saw Tang Sanzang and the others coming out, they didn't say anything. They just looked at Tang Sanzang carefully, the light in their eyes getting brighter and brighter. It made Tang Sanzang feel a little embarrassed.
???????????????????? Tang Sanzang was indeed handsome. He was really handsome and handsome. The grand master fell in love with him at first sight, but the secret masterWhat a blessing to have such a good husband.
Seeing that Tang Sanzang was embarrassed, he bowed and bowed. Tang Sanzang hurriedly returned the salute and said: "What kind of virtue and ability can a poor monk dare to trouble you to bow down?"
The grand master raised his head and said with a smile: "Elder, I am extremely happy!"
Tang Sanzang looked puzzled and said, "I am a monk, where does my happiness come from?"
The grand master bowed and said: "This is the land of women in the Western Liang Dynasty, and there is no man in the country. Fortunately, the elder has come here. I have come to ask for my hand in marriage according to the will of my king."
Sanzang said: "Excellent, excellent! I, a poor monk, came to your place alone, and I have no children to accompany me. I only have three stubborn disciples. I wonder which marriage you are seeking?"
The Taishi said: "The official has just entered the court to start the performance. My king is very happy. He said that he had an auspicious dream at night. He dreamed that the golden screen was colorful and the jade mirror was shining brightly. I know that the elder is a man from the Kingdom of China. My king is willing to give him a gift. The country is rich and has taken an elder as his husband. He sits in the south and is considered an orphan. My king wishes to be the emperor and concubine. I have sent a message to the old minister to act as a matchmaker, so I have come here to ask for this marriage."
Hearing this, Sanzang lowered his head and said nothing.
The Taishi said: "A real man should not miss it when the time comes. Although there are things like this in the world to attract a wife, it is rare in the world because of the wealth of the country. Please allow me to do it quickly, and I will reply to you."
After a long while, Tang Sanzang said: "I have been ordered by the King of Tang to travel to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. If I am greedy for wealth and honor here, who will go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures? How about destroying me, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty?"
The grand master said: "This matter is easy to handle. I just teach the elders to marry here, and teach your two apprentices to go to the wedding ceremony, pay and receive the chopsticks, change the customs, and go to the west to learn the scriptures."
At this time, Hanuman whispered to Tang Sanzang: "Master Mo Ruo agrees to be with her. If he doesn't agree, I'm afraid she won't change Guan Wen and us. Even if we go west, I'm afraid we won't be able to get out of the pass. Not to the west! Master agrees first. When Guan Wen is replaced, it will be up to Master to decide whether to stay or leave!"
Hanuman's words moved Tang Sanzang's heart, so he reluctantly agreed, and the grand master happily went back to reply.
The grand master returned to the palace and congratulated the queen: "My lord is overjoyed, as happy as fish and water! That Tang Sanzang is a talented person, with a majestic appearance and handsome demeanor. He is a perfect match for my lord. It is really a good match made in heaven." !¡±
When the queen heard this, she was filled with joy. She immediately sent an order to clean the palace, lay pavilions, and arrange a wedding banquet, waiting to welcome Tang Sanzang into the palace one day and achieve good things.
Early on the next morning, the queen ordered the dragon and phoenix chariots to be set up, the mandarin duck screen fans were arranged, pairs of palace maids held flowers and baskets, held strings and played the sheng, and went straight to the posthouse to welcome Tang Sanzang into the palace.
Not long after, the chariot arrived at the post house, and the post manager hurriedly reported to Tang Sanzang¡¯s master and apprentice: ¡°My king has arrived!¡±
Hearing that the leader of the Western Liang Kingdom had arrived, Tang Sanzang took Hanuman, and Monk Sha came out quickly. As soon as she left the post house, she saw the queen rolling up the bead curtain and getting down from the dragon and phoenix chariot.
As soon as he got off the chariot, he asked: "Who is the elder Tripitaka of the Tang Dynasty?"
The grand master raised his hand and pointed at Tang Sanzang who was standing in front of the post house door: "Isn't that right?"
The Queen looked at her at a glance: she was majestic and majestic in appearance. Her teeth are as white as silver, and her lips are red and square. The top is flat, the forehead is broad, the sky is full, the eyes are beautiful, the eyebrows are clear, and the pavilion is long. What a handsome man. I could see her heart fluttering with love. He put down all his reserve and shouted: "Sanzang, why don't you come and take possession of Fengcheng Luan?"
When Tang Sanzang heard the call, he had already seen the queen, but this sight stirred his heartstrings and gave rise to a different kind of emotion. She was so shy that she didn't dare to raise her head, but couldn't help but take a sneak glance at her. She saw this queen, with eyebrows like green feathers and skin as thick as gelatin. Her face is as red as a peach blossom, her eyes are as clear as autumn waves, and her fingers are as slender as spring bamboo shoots. The red gauze is colorful, and the high hairpin and pearls reflect the sun. When the willow waist moves, the golden pei rings, and when the jade limbs shake, the jade ring sings.
When Tang Sanzang saw this, his breathing was rapid, his heartbeat was like a drum, and the blood in his body was like a torrent.
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