"Tch, of course I'm not, but looking at your skillful performance just now, it seems like you haven't come here often. Otherwise, you wouldn't have such a lustful look in your eyes, and you can't help but touch the wolf hands on your hands. !¡±
Of course Chang Shan disdains being like Fatty Zhang, who speaks human words to everyone and lies to ghosts. He lies like drinking boiled water without blushing at all. He even looks like a very aggrieved virgin. I am a virgin. I'm hungry and thirsty, but your full man doesn't know the sad expression of a hungry man.
"You told me before that you were still a virgin. It doesn't seem to match up at all, right?"
"What kind of pervert are you? Brother Shan, we are on good terms with each other, but if you slander my reputation at will, it is your fault, brother. It is useless for me to regard you as my best brother. If I, the younger brother, are so big If the virgin can't find a wife in the future, I will only blame you, Brother Shan, and I want you to help me solve everything!"
Faced with Chang Shan's questioning, Fatty Zhang refused to admit that he had lied to Chang Shan before, without blushing or out of breath. He even played the brother's emotional card. While giving Chang Shan a slap in the face, he also did not forget to start from his perverted behavior. Come in a high-sounding disguise:
"Art, I have an artistic vision, okay? Since she doesn't care about wearing such revealing clothes and doesn't hide the beauty of her body at all to attract people's attention, then I, a great art appreciator, Faced with such beautiful scenery, of course it is not to be missed. Everything just happened was nothing but Fatty. I was too immersed in watching it for a moment. I couldn't help but want to feel the real charm of the huge body up close and personal, so I didn't notice it. Take action!"
"Oh, you damn fat man, don't pretend to be a b. If you pretend to be a b, you will be struck by lightning. Don't pretend to be innocent. Pretending to be innocent will be punished by others. Just admit that you are a pervert when you are obviously a pervert. You are a duck and won't admit it even if you beat him to death. You still want to pour sewage into it." I'm a shame. Thinking that I can solve all the big things in your life and push women into your fire pit, you're really thinking too well!"
Faced with the fact that Fatty Zhang was obviously deceiving him again, Chang Shan would not believe it, but became even more convinced. After not seeing this brother of mine for many years. He has become even more thick-skinned and shameless, and he no longer knows what the word "honesty" means. He said angrily and sarcastically:
"Artist? Do you still appreciate art?? I think he is an pornographic artist from the island country, right???"
"HahahaBrother Shan, you know me. I got to the point all of a sudden. I'm not bragging, brother. We have read countless porn movies, both ancient and modern, both inside and outside. There are not even 10,000, but seven or eight thousand in total. Department. We, porn artists, deserve to be worthy of our name!"
Being told directly by Chang Shan, he looked around awkwardly and found that no one noticed his embarrassment at this time. Fatty Zhang immediately put up a steel plate on his face, and set up a machine gun on the inside, and said without any weakness:
"But Brother Shan, can you please remove the first two words of 'porn artist'? It's meaningless to say it. It's so vulgar! What's more, life is like watching an pornographic film, and people who watch it are very happy. . But it¡¯s very painful to be a person. I am a lonely bird"
Fatty Zhang wanted to continue to be an pornographic artist, lamented that he had been involved in pornography for many years, and shared the philosophy of life he had researched with Chang Shan, but Chang Shan interrupted these idiots unceremoniously. Dreamoh. No, considering that there is no daylight anymore, there is only endless night, it should be called a yellow beam dream, which is more realistic!
"Okay. After saying a few words to you, you are still out of breath. Give you some sunshine and you are shining brightly. Not only are you not ashamed, but you are always proud of it. Ah Cha, today I am just showing off to you for your insolence. Now I have a full understanding of my coquettish character!¡±
Having very speechless contempt for a certain shameless fat man, Chang Shan concluded unceremoniously:
"A virgin, you are indeed a man who has been dealt with well. Achao, it's because you have been dealt with countless times that you can admit that you are a virgin, right?"
"Damn it, no, Brother Shan, why did you steal my motto? But I still want to thank you, thank you for the compliment. We are indeed the same people, and we are indeed good brothers. Brother Shan, your wooden fish head is finally Enlightened!"
When Fatty Zhang said this, he looked happy, as excited as if he had found an organization.
"Brother Shan, let's go. Let's go in quickly. The big cow just now is really good. It must be very delicious. Others are cheating. Let's go quickly. Don't let that bitch refuse to admit it later. That will be too disappointing. !¡±
"Not interested in!"
Seeing that Fatty Zhang looked excited when he mentioned the woman just now, Chang Shan couldn't arouse any interest at all. There was not a trace of desire in his heart. For no other reason, he slept for a long time and slept well. My head hurts and I haven¡¯t fully recovered yet!
?Chang Shan couldn't help but suggested:
"Since you are so sexually interesting, why don't you go and play by yourself? I let you get that woman just now, and I'll wait outside for you to come out?"
"What? Did my ears go wrong? Or are you still so innocent, Brother Shan?"
After hearing what Chang Shan was still saying, Fatty Zhang couldn't believe it. He stared at Chang Shan for a long time. After finally confirming that Chang Shan was still Chang Shan and that he was indeed his brother Shan, he had to persuade him immediately. road:
"My good brother, fat man, I, fat man, can't even think of such a good thing. You are not willing to take advantage of such a big advantage. It is really shocking! We have been to prostitutes together, but it is interesting to go to prostitutes together. Well, Brother Shan, if you want to back down midway, how can you do that?"
"It's just, just" Faced with Fatty Zhang's all-around approach, Chang Shan really didn't know what reason to find to reject Fatty's enthusiasm.
"Dirty? Oh, I understand"
Having guessed what Chang Shan was thinking, Fatty Zhang was afraid that Chang Shan would still want to run away, so he directly pulled Chang Shan inside while promising:
"Then don't say anything. Then listen to me and let me arrange for you to enjoy the head office. Brother, I have never played with a woman in my whole life. Now I am precarious and enjoy it first. I will know what it is like to play with a woman. You If you don¡¯t want to think about yourself, you also have to think about my sexual well-being, brother"
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Soon, the two followed the footsteps of the previous woman and arrived at the center of a bar. The woman chatted with the people inside for a while, glanced at Chang Shan charmingly, smiled sweetly, and left.
But after using the light in the room to see the big-breasted girl¡¯s true face behind her long hair, Chang Shan was shocked and couldn¡¯t help but exclaimed in his heart: It¡¯s her!
No wonder, no wonder just now I felt that this woman's way of striking up a conversation was so familiar to me. It turns out that I actually met someone I know!
Unexpectedly, the big-breasted girl who was hiding most of her face in the dark with her disheveled hair and relying on her hot body to solicit customers was actually the one she met yesterday before sneaking into the Black Shark Gang, after whom she had obtained information. , the big-bodied girl who didn¡¯t take her life!
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? out?and her sweet smile just now, does it mean that she has recognized him, did her actions to delay time, and is now going back to call for help?
Thinking of this, Chang Shan's heart suddenly felt tense, and he couldn't help but sigh that he shouldn't have come this time, let alone be so merciful and cause the trouble he is in now!
Fatty Zhang obviously frequented such places. After he skillfully ordered a lady sitting at the table, he looked anxious as if he hadn't eaten meat for three months. He didn't care about the presence of the audience next to him and started to touch her in public. What a joy.
As soon as Chang Shan turned around, he saw what his so-called "virgin" brother had done. Chang Shan would be lying if he said in his heart that he was not disappointed. At this moment, Chang Shan just wanted to find a place to sew this Zhang Shan. The fat man threw it in so as not to embarrass himself.
Your sister, you, Fatty Zhang, are actually playing so coolly. Then I, your good brother, will wait with you and play a big game. I will let your sister see the blood in a while to see if you are still in the mood. Prostitution|Prostitution.
Thinking of his own strength, no matter how dangerous it is, he can still guarantee the safe evacuation of Fatty Zhang. Chang Shan couldn't help but suppress the sense of crisis in his heart, and pretended that nothing happened and he stood quietly aside, waiting for something to happen. comes slowly.
But when he looked at the men in the hall who, like Fatty Zhang, hugged the woman next to him as soon as they came in, and turned into beasts like perverts, Chang Shan couldn't help but secretly feel that he had wronged his brother. The man who entered here It seems like this is the case!
Suddenly, Chang Shan suddenly felt that a lot of eyes were on him. Chang Shan turned his head warily and saw people standing in line, like commodities, waiting for customers to buy. The butcher girl focused her gaze on herself as if looking at an alien, with a look of curiosity, contempt, curling of lips, or rolling eyes
Even though he had been reborn, lived ten years longer than others, and faced countless death crises, this was the first time he came to this place. No matter how calm Chang Shan felt, at this moment, among all the women Under the gaze of his eyes, it was the first time he came to such a place, and he felt a little at a loss and restless in his heart.
"Brother Shan, are you really still a virgin????"
Unintentionally remembering the existence of Chang Shan, Fatty Zhang turned his head and saw that his brother Shan was feeling uncomfortable and had a boring expression on his face. He couldn't help but be surprised.He looked up and down Chang Shan with his eyes, as if he was seeing a monster.
"I lost my virginity for the first time when I was fourteen, and now I have at least fifty, not to mention a hundred, and I can gather one to strengthen my platoon. It's a shame that I still recognize you as the boss. It's so shameful. What a shame!¡±
After saying this, Fatty Zhang shook his head and turned his head away as if he hated iron, as if he wanted to completely draw a clear line with Chang Shan.
PS: Something happened, the update is a bit late, sorry