"Youyou will talk nonsense and ignore you." Xiaoying looked at Lei Yu who was laughing and couldn't help it, and said angrily.
"Okay, Sakura, I have something else to do. Can you go home first? I may have to go out for a while this time. Sakura remembers to get along well with Ino and Hinata. I'll leave first." Although Lei Yu said I said so, but in fact I already had plans in mind.
"Youwhere are you going?" After hearing Lei Yu's words, Sakura was immediately shocked.
"Don't worry, I'll leave first." Lei Yu said and disappeared in front of Xiaoying.
"Naruto¡¡"
"By the way, what did this guy say just now? What does it mean to get along well with Ino and Hinata? Why did this bastard pay attention!! Bastard, don't leave, please explain to me clearly!!" Sakura, who was a little slow to react, only now Thinking of what Lei Yu just said, it seems that Lei Yu has disappeared now.
"Don't let me see you again!! Humph!!" Sakura snorted and walked helplessly towards home.
At the window of Konoha Lady¡¯s Bathhouse¡¡¡¡
"It's so big This one is so round and turbulent!! At least it has a D-cup." Someone held down the nosebleed vigorously, nodded constantly, his eyes wandered around, and kept mumbling something like this
But at this moment
"You kid, you are not honest! You are blocking me, could you please give way?" A guy with white hair said to someone who was looking at him with interest.
"Yes, it's so deep, wow!! It's superb!!! That hairthat skinthat size" Someone wiped his saliva as if he didn't hear it and continued to mutter professional terms ¡¡¡¡ª¡ª
"Boy, get out of my way!! Let me take a look too!!" A certain white-haired guy finally couldn't help it anymore after listening to someone's extremely seductive words, and said to someone again, his voice actually sounded A little bit of a request.
"Let you?" Lei Yu turned away from someone.
"Hmm um" A certain white-haired man nodded vigorously.
"No way, uh, I forgot to mention, there are no windows." Someone turned his head and continued to admire it, completely covering the gap in the window.
"Asshole!! If this bathroom couldn't be seen from the roof, why would I be so angry with you here!! Damn it!! It's too hard to be soft!!" A certain shameless bastard said quickly in his heart Decided.
¡°The art of channeling!!¡±
I saw some shameless bastard pressing his hands on the ground, and a big tongue appeared out of thin air and wrapped around someone.
However, the result is very sad
"Oh, it hasn't looked good for a long time." I saw Lei Yu kicking his leg in the air like he was having a cramp! !
¡°Bang!!¡±
The big tongue that appeared in the sky instantly turned into stars and disappeared into the sky, leaving the white-haired man beside him stunned.
"Master!! This is okay!!" The white-haired man was depressed.
"Boss, why don't I call you boss? How about you just let me take a look? This is just a little short of it. The collection is complete. I don't want to look too much, just one glance." The white-haired man said helplessly again. Discussed with someone.
"Old man, look at your age, can you still do it?" Lei Yu looked at the white-haired man provocatively.
The white-haired man's veins were exposed instantly after hearing what Lei Yu said, but fortunately, years of cultivation did not make him explode.
"Remember, am I one of the legendary Sannin?" The white-haired man said to Lei Yu while suppressing his bursting heart.
"It turns out to be Sage Jiraiya!! Never heard of it" Lei Yu said the previous paragraph in shock, and then decisively ignored someone.
Jiraiya¡¡¡¡
"You bastard!! You haven't even heard of "Sage Jiraiya", one of the legendary three ninjas. Are you sure you are from Konoha, kid?" Jiraiya now found that he really couldn't control himself. He killed himself and roared at Lei Yu.
"Hey!! Please speak softly. Do you want to ruin my good deeds? And you are the only one who can be considered a sage even if you are a lecherous old man? Oh, do you think I am a three-year-old child?" Lei Yu looked at the roaring Jiraiya. He waved his hand.
Jiraiya¡¡¡¡
But just when Jiraiya broke out completely
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"Ah!! Who is there?"
After a burst of crackling sounds¡¡¡¡
"It's all your fault for being such a perverted old man. You can't see it now, right?" Lei Yu looked at the mess in front of him angrily and roared at the white-haired old man.
"Can you blame me? If you showed me, would it develop like this? Huh, you unscrupulous brat!! Not kind at all!!" The white-haired Jiraiya threw the female briefs on his head.
"Old man, I don't care. I'll make it up to you. Well, since you said you are one of the three ninjas, then show me your real skills. Otherwise, old man, don't even think about leaving me without anything. I forgot to tell you that I am the strongest student in this world. My strength is not comparable to that of a genin. It is not an exaggeration to be considered the strongest genin. As for being kind, respecting the elderly and loving the young, I have never done that. , So if you don¡¯t show some strength, old man, hehe" Lei Yu looked at Jiraiya with a sinister smile on his face, his hands kept swinging, and he kept making gurgling sounds.
"Haha Boy, you laughed me to death, haha Genin The strongest genin, hahaha" Jiraiya looked at Lei Yu crazily and laughed endlessly.
"You why are you laughing at me, old man? I told you that I might become a chuunin in the chunin exam. Are you scared now?" Lei Yu still thought he was not shocking enough, so he continued to brag that he would kill people even if they killed him.
Jiraiya¡¡¡¡
"You stop talking, or I won't be able to do it." Jiraiya hugged his belly tightly and looked at Lei Yu with a twitching face and said, as if he was about to die laughing.
"Young man, just laugh. If you laugh hard, you will cry immediately. What's wrong with the Sannin? Orochimaru was tricked by me. It's just your pig-brained Jiraiya. If the trick doesn't kill you, my surname is not Lei! ! Even if I don't kill you with evil, I will kill you with thunder!!" Someone looked at the laughing Jiraiya and said with extremely shameless evil in his heart.
"How about it, are you scared now? Haha" Lei Yu became even more arrogant, but just when Jiraiya was about to laugh again, Lei Yu moved.
"Eight Gate Dunjia, open the door, open!!"
¡°It¡¯s not fast enough!! It can be faster!! Close the door and open it!!¡±
¡°Whoosh!!¡±
Almost instantly Lei Yu appeared next to Jiraiya.
¡°Go to hell, old man!!¡±
"Biao Lianhua!!"
"Golden flash!! This bastard was fooled!!" When Jiraiya saw a flash of golden light, due to his ninja instinct, Jiraiya felt something bad! !
"Ninja Technique - Needle Jizo"
At the critical moment, Jiraiya quickly formed seals with his hands. In an instant, Jiraiya's white hair quickly grew longer, wrapping Jiraiya in it! !
¡°Boom!!!¡±
After a huge explosion, Lei Yu quickly ducked aside, breathing heavily.
"It's really amazing. He is worthy of being an S-level ninja. Although he has lost the opportunity, he can still defend almost perfectly. Is this the gap?" Lei Yu looked at the large pit of about a few meters that appeared in front of him with a solemn expression.
¡°Ahem¡¡¡¡±
"Who called you kid!! It was that bastard who taught you, an immoral guy!! He taught you, a sinister guy!! Is this move just now something that a genin can do? You This bastard!! And he actually used the forbidden technique as soon as he started, you disrespectful bastard!! If I think that move is correct, it should be the forbidden technique Renge among the physical techniques used by that bastard Kai, right? ? Are you that disciple?" Jiraiya walked out of the pit in a somewhat embarrassed manner and cursed Lei Yu! !
"Didn't you say you are one of the three ninjas? I just wanted to give it a try. Who would have thought"
"You bastard, you just mean that I'm weak!!!" Jiraiya finally broke out.
Lei Yu nodded innocently.
Jiraiya¡¡¡¡
"Okayyou're fine!!!" Jiraiya was so angry at Lei Yu that he couldn't help it, and his body kept trembling.
"If that's the case, then let me show you my true skills, right? Don't regret it, kid!" Jiraiya roared at Lei Yu with a twitching look on his face.
"Wait" Just when Jiraiya was about to attack, Lei Yu suddenly stretched out his left hand to block Jiraiya.
¡°Bang!!!¡±
You bastard, what are your last words? "Jiraiya, who was tricked by Lei Yu again, fell to the ground, got up, and asked Lei Yu.
"That's not the last words. How about we make a bet?" Lei Yu looked at Jiraiya with some provocation and said.
"A bet? What are you betting on?" Jiraiya was a little confused.Tao.
"It's very simple. Didn't you say you are a Sannin? And mine is just a genin. Since you are a Sannin, you are also an S-level, right?" Lei Yu said slowly.
"Of course." Jiraiya patted his chest proudly.
"Okay, then if I can take three of your moves without being missed, how about you call me Ninjutsu? Of course, if you can hit me with three moves, I will recognize you as one of the three ninjas, how about that?"
"Not so good? No matter how you put it, it seems that I am the one who suffers." Jiraiya shook his head decisively.
Lei Yu¡¡¡¡
"Okay, as expected of Jiraiya, but why don't you play with me early?"
"Really? I know a fairyland on earth. There are beautiful clouds there. There are countless D-cups and E-cups. The figures of the women there forget it, just think of me as losing money. , if you can hit me with three moves, I will take you there for free, right?" Lei Yu seemed to look helplessly at Jiraiya, whose eyes were filled with stars.
"Reallyreally? Is there really such a place?" Jiraiya looked at Lei Yu with some disbelief and expectancy.
"I don't believe it. I don't want you to go anyway. I haven't admired her enough yet. Well, it's almost time now. Old man, why don't you just take your time and play here? I'm going to go admire the beauty." Lei Yu looked at the sky, waved his hands indifferently, and walked back.
"Waitforget it, let's just play with you little brat for a while? But I don't need three moves to deal with you, two moves are enough. Boy, are you ready? Don't regret it!!" After a while, Jiraiya looked at Lei Yu who was about to disappear, gritted his teeth and said.
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"I regret it, I won't? I'm just afraid that someone won't keep his word, right?" Lei Yu shrugged.
"You bastard, I've tolerated you for a long time! Will one of my dignified three ninjas, Sage Jiraiya, break his promise?" Jiraiya roared at Lei Yu again.
"Who knows if you are real or fake? Maybe you are a fake? You were fooled so easily just now. What kind of Sannin are you?" Lei Yu whispered in a low voice.
The veins on Jiraiya¡¯s head are constantly exposed, and his hands are constantly making gurgling sounds. Okay, kid, as long as you can get my body out of this circle within three moves, I will lose. Can you succeed, kid? "Jiraiya kept suppressing his heart that was about to explode, randomly drew a circle on the ground, and said softly to Lei Yu with contempt.
"This is what you said, not me. However, since you are so confident, old man, then I will help you, right? It will save others from saying that I don't respect the elderly and love the young." Lei Yu will not give up until he is angry to death. Same, nodded.
Jiraiya's body started to tremble again, his face twitching continuously.
"Kid, you I can't tell you how powerful you are, but I hope your strength is as powerful as your mouth. Hurry up and do it." Jiraiya finally discovered that his concentration was not enough, and he was actually beaten by a kid. I was almost mad to death.
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