You have to wait until night to open the ghost door.
During the day, the yang energy is too strong, and opening the ghost door is equivalent to throwing a fire into a closed room, but it can't be extinguished If the city god really intends to do this, it doesn't matter whether he can summon him during the day or not. Regarding the problem of ghosts, if he really summons them, at least half of the ghosts in the underworld will be burned to death by him.
So I thought that I would have to wait for a few hours anyway, and recalled the rectification plan that King Xue Gui once talked about about the underworld problem. Feng Xiaoxiao, who was so idle that he was almost hairy, went to find the layout maps of major cities in ancient and modern times, at home and abroad, and wrote down some plans. I was planning, figuring out how to change the outer city wall of Yinsi when I went back to do the earthworks.
Ancient Greek style? Ancient Egyptian style? Ancient Babylon No! Although they are all very interesting, this kind of idea is absolutely unacceptable. It must have the classical characteristics of the Chinese dynasty and cannot worship foreigners.
Then, with a stroke of his little hand, he crumpled the previous sketches into balls of waste paper, pulled out another piece of paper and continued to express his enthusiasm.
Yang Yan came over to take a look and almost burst into tears. He pointed at the half-drawn picture and pointed out: "You can't design like this. It's just an ideal but not practical. For example, herehere, and herein case of an attack. Or if there is an emergency such as a fire in the city, no one can even run away."
"That's right, how about I go to the Internet to ask professional netizens for helpah!" Feng Xiaoxiao nodded halfway and realized something was wrong: "You have read too much about the Three Kingdoms. There is a shitty person attacking the underworld!"
"That's possible." Yang Yan was overjoyed: "Didn't Qin Shihuang bring terracotta warriors and horses to his body when he died? Maybe he had plans to launch a violent armed seizure of power in the underworld Besides, even if you don't care about this, you have to at least plan it. It must make it easier for people to manage their lives. This kind of street has not even been planned for walking. If the ghosts in the city want to build a pedestrian street or a commercial street or something, but they can't even find a place to set up a stall, I say you can at least set it out. Come to a square."
Pangu was reserved and silent: "" He really didn't want to deal with these two people who would lower his IQ.
The city god interjected tactfully: "Actually, Lao Xue will take charge of how to manage and plan the underworld"
Feng Xiaoxiao clapped his hands: "That's right. Then I'll draw out my ideas and let him refer to it later." Anyway, the details will naturally come to the fore, so we need professionals to implement them.
¡°¡¡± What I actually mean is, so you¡¯d better stop messing around to increase people¡¯s workload¡ The city god blinked and shut up when his wife pulled his sleeves.
?Writing and drawing until night. It just so happens that there are many people and we open a hot pot. We ate, drank, chatted and hung out for two hours, and played a few cards by the way Feng Xiaoxiao was a coward who didn't know mahjong, and Pangu didn't know anything about it. We had to regretfully skip this unique culture of our country and settle for the second best Okay It's easy to finally reach the middle of the night when the Yin Qi is at its strongest. Feng Xiaoxiao was already yawning. The Chenghuang couple stood up energetically and said, "The gate of hell can be opened."
"How about changing tomorrow." Feng Xiaoxiao covered her mouth and yawned again. It was really underestimated. I negotiated first and then found someone and stayed up late that day I really didn't have enough energy. I felt like sleeping and it was so painful.
"" The city god turned around and asked Yang Yan: "Shall we directly lead the ghost gate to the source of the underworld for you? Or go to the Naihe Bridge?!"
Yang Yan caught Feng Xiaoxiao who was about to slide under the chair and waved his hand: "Naihe Bridge. There is something good to see at the end of the underworld, even a ghost can't see it."
You can¡¯t even see a single ghost.
City God nodded, and just as he led the others to a hidden and open area in the backyard to open the door, Feng Xiaoxiao's phone vibrated.
"I heard that you are planning to go to the underworld?" Athena got straight to the point, speaking ancient Greek.
"Brother Na is very well-informed." Feng Xiaoxiao asked: "Which traitor betrayed us?"
"Anyway, it's not news that needs to be hidden. It's just that my subordinates were playing mahjong in your area and heard you talking inside" Athena asked: "It's convenient for me to go and take a look with you. ?!"
Feng Xiaoxiao doesn¡¯t care: ¡°It¡¯s convenient, but it¡¯s not inconvenient, but we¡¯re leaving soon. If we miss the time, it will be a little difficult to open the door again, so today is still¡±
"I'm at the mahjong parlor outside you."
""
"By the way, this game is really interesting, but the old lady sitting opposite me doesn't seem very graceful. She has been scolding me in Chinese dialect with a smile for four hours since I started playing the banker continuously Oh, by the way, She probably thought I didn¡¯t understand.¡±
""
The city god sent someone out to bring Athena in. How to identify her? ! That's not simple. Foreigners look like women.
After Athena came over, she straightened her clothes and bowed slightly to the wind.He turned around and politely turned back to Tianchao and said: "It's an honor to visit the underworld of your country. I'm going to trouble a few of you tonight."
"You're welcome, let's help each other." With foreign guests present, Feng Xiaoxiao perked up and finally regained some of his energy.
Then the city god successfully opened the ghost gate, and a group of people entered one after another, stepping into a flower field on the other side that was as red as blood.
"The scenery here is much more beautiful than Hades's underworld." Athena looked around and sighed: "He only has black poplars and coconut trees without coconuts To be honest, I really want to suggest that he introduce some The underworld vegetation of other countries transforms the environment.¡±
"Aren't there daffodils and pomegranates?!" Feng Xiaoxiao said casually as he led the way: "Actually, I think the Greek underworld is pretty good, at least the Hades Palace is grander than ours Our whole city here is laid out in one place. The Ten Palaces of Hell are jointly guarded by Yama, and if you build a single palace over there and only live in one Hades, it is like declaring that you are the only one."
"Eastern gods have always had the largest system and official branches among the gods, and the underworld is no exception." Athena nodded in agreement: "The number of ghosts in your underworld is enough to fill our entire Mount Olympus. .¡±
¡°The official system is too bloated, and it¡¯s easy to laugh at everything.¡± Feng Xiaoxiao sighed inexplicably. Regardless of whether it is the divine realm or the mortal realm, the number of officials in the Celestial Empire is always several times that of other countries. Not to mention anything else, just talking about the general who rolls up the curtains in Journey to the West is very funny The one who rolls up the curtains in Nimei also needs a general. Isn't this just because he is full.
Whenever a problem arises, a string of related people will be drawn out to point fingers, and the division of responsibilities is simply chaotic. Unlike abroad, where it is simple and straightforward, and there is absolutely only one person in a priesthood.
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Yuelao, the two immortals of Hehe, and the Tianxi star to which King Zhou was enfeoffed Even Nuwa worked part-time like this in ancient times. Although there are still different jurisdictions when broken down, for example, Yuelao is only responsible for romantic affairs, Hehe Erxian is only responsible for family relations after marriage, Tianxing is solely responsible for husband and wife affairs, etc., but in general, there are still too many positions. of.
There are related households everywhere, and people have to be arranged everywhere. There is really no way! Let¡¯s put it this way, in the heyday of Heavenly Court, even the chores of sweeping the floor were divided into different parts. The person sweeping the fallen leaves and picking the fallen flowers could not be the same person. If the number of people was small, the pomp and grandeur would not be displayed
The topic became more and more crooked. By the time they reached the Yama Palace, Feng Xiaoxiao and Athena had already begun to discuss the issue of the second generation of gods.
As the Eastern representative of the second generation god among the people present, Yang Yan squinted his eyes and pretended to be dead, while Athena, as the representative of Greece, was lamenting that a lot of bad relatives were causing too much trouble, especially when there are many elders who are older than you. He is so big and has so little ability that he always wants to hold you back, so being a god-king like him is simply extremely depressing. Apart from anything else, for example, he suspected that Hades was responsible for the red thread.
Feng Xiaoxiao laughed and skipped the topic. She didn¡¯t like to deal with things involving foreign family disputes. No matter what her attitude was, she would be indifferent
"Your Majesty is here?!" Ghost King Xue was in the main hall reviewing the good and evil records of the new ghost residents. When he looked up and saw a huge crowd of people, he quickly said hello and left his seat to greet them.
A long list of new ghosts waiting to go through the formalities looked over curiously: "These people died so beautifully, without losing their heads or sticking out their tongues."
"Well, his face is not bad, rosy Wow, that brother is so handsome." A female ghost with a blushing face, who looked like she was asphyxiating due to hypoxia due to carbon monoxide, said shyly: "I should have known that there was such a thing. There are so many handsome guys, why should I commit suicide?"
"Hey, the boss of the underworld seemed to call that woman empress just now?" A knowledgeable person noticed the details: "Is it a gift or something else?! I remember that the book probably didn't say that several empresses were involved with the underworld. "
Feng Xiaoxiao ignored the group of ghosts who were whispering in his ears, nodded to Ghost King Xue, pointed to Pangu next to him and said: "Apan wants to find the approximate location of the Sansheng Stone in a while. By the way, I may have to make land changes to change the river course. Remember Arrange the scene and let a few people come over and direct it."
"Wait a minute, I'll look for a map of Yin Cao first." When King Xue Gui heard that he was on business, he nodded in agreement: "The river at the head of the city and the end of the city doesn't need to be moved. Just change the flow in the middle and make a circle to connect the cities. ¡I suggest that we dig the moat first and then connect it to the Wangchuan River, so that we won¡¯t be afraid of affecting the river water and causing it to overflow.¡±
"The amount of this project is not small." Feng Xiaoxiao took a breath: "Do you really use me as a migrant worker?!"
"How dare you?" King Xue Gui was also ashamed, but this matter really cannot be omitted. If you don't plan the river course in advance, you will directly dig a hole in the Wangchuan River. By then, the Wangchuan water will flood the ghost city. You can Who to cry to? !
Athena said kindly: "I can order Hades to bring a few Titans from the endless abyss, and it probably won't take long to dig a moat."
"Thank you very much, then." Feng Xiaoxiao nodded quickly. The coolies were given in vain if they were not used.
The ghosts are unclear. It sounds like these people are very awesome, right? ! (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature. The novels will be better and updated faster!