(From today on, I decided to write what I am good at, and I will no longer deliberately change my writing style to imitate the great masters. Although there is no way out for humor in competition, I still have to write like this. Well, friendship, iron blood, and nonsensical content will return.)
"Actually, I'm in a hurry, really, Li, you know me, I'm a man who never lies." Francis turned the steering wheel and steered his beloved Lamborghini around a big bend.
Li Yuntian enjoyed the massage on the armchair and said with squinted eyes: "Urgent? What's the emergency? One of your guys wants to go to a striptease bar with you again, right?" He wanted to enjoy the massage on the armchair last time in Yao Ming's car. , but I¡¯m not embarrassed.
Listening to Li Yuntian's obviously contemptuous words, Francis patted the steering wheel angrily and shouted: "What do you mean by this? Do you think I am a man who likes to have fun?"
Li Yuntian raised his head and stared at Francis. The latter paused for a moment, and finally muttered reluctantly: "Okay, rookie, you're right, I just want to go to the bar. But this is also business, and, do you know? , if I go there late, the pretty girl inside will be picked up by another man!"
"That's better than being ruined by you, right?" Li Yuntian interrupted him and laughed.
Francis bared his teeth in pretending to be angry, and the car glided for a while. He stepped on the brakes and stopped the car. He raised his eyebrows at the villa in the distance and said: "Okay, Li, we're at the end of the field, Dad Billing." His hometown is on this street."
"Really?" Li Yuntian asked doubtfully. Francis's lewd smile gave him a bad feeling.
Francis raised his right hand and said, "I swear to God, it's absolutely true!"
Li Yuntian waited for him to finish swearing, quickly pressed down his palm, stared at Francis lovingly and said: "Don't do this, Steve, I completely believe you, don't curse and swear in front of me"
Facing Li Yuntian¡¯s erotic gaze, Francis felt his skin tighten and goosebumps jump up. He cursed in his heart, you are such a novice, if you believe me, why did you wait until I finished swearing before stopping me?
Li Yuntian ignored Francis' expression that looked like he was about to vomit. His expression changed, and he suddenly revealed a ferocious smile. He gritted his teeth and said, "But if you play with me, I can guarantee that I will turn your anus into a sunflower." !¡±
Francis looked aggrieved and pointed to the path: "You don't trust me? Li, you really hurt me, and you don't believe me? Father Billing's house is on the left side of this road!"
Li Yuntian sneered and said, "Then why don't you send me there?"
Francis rolled his eyes, patted the steering wheel and said, "God, are you a traffic idiot? This road is a fucking one-way street! Have you seen that camera?" Francis opened the window and pointed out, appearing in the field of view of the two of them. What's left is a broken camera floating in the night wind.
"Damn it, who broke the camera? It must be those naughty children." Francis said angrily, "But no matter what, I can't violate traffic laws."
At this time, a taxi stopped at the intersection, and a voluptuous blonde got out of the car, swaying her body and walking on the path.
Seeing this scene, Li Yuntian hugged Francis and laughed and said: "I understand, I understand, how could I let my brother break the law? Well, I will go to Father Billin's house as a guest first. Are you really Don¡¯t you want to go in?¡±
Francis shook his head and said weakly: "I'm a little afraid of that old man, so you should go alone."
Li Yuntian opened the door and stepped out of the car. A proud smile quickly appeared on Francis's face. As soon as his smile appeared, Li Yuntian's head suddenly appeared outside the car window.
¡°Fake, if you scare someone, you¡¯ll fucking scare them to death!¡± The smile on Francis¡¯s face turned into horror.
Li Yuntian twisted the car's reflector, adjusted his hair and clothes under the dim street lights, and said, "I have to leave a good impression on Daddy Billin. Yes, he is a handsome young man." After that, he faced The self in the reflection mirror blew a kiss.
Frances pushed open the car door and pretended to vomit.
"You sister, you don't know what to buy!" Li Yuntian kicked the tires of the Lamborghini.
Watching him walk away, Francis quickly closed the car door and smiled like an old fox who had stolen a little hen: "No matter how cunning you are, you still have to drink my footwash. Let's see if you dare to catch me next time." Driver, Daddy Billin¡¯s house is indeed on the south side of this path, but you have to walk two kilometers, haha!¡±
The Lamborghini quickly made a 360-degree spin and headed away into the unknown darkness.
Li Yuntian walks very fast, and he is used to??Exercise, start jogging as soon as you get off the car. It only took a few seconds for him to pass the girl who got off the car before him. When she passed by, he quickly turned his head and glanced. The girl's back was graceful and beautiful, which made him appreciate it from the front. A little **.
Unfortunately, by coincidence, when Li Yuntian turned his head, the girl lowered her head and looked for something in her bag, leaving him with fluffy hair as golden as the sun.
If Li Yuntian is shameless enough, he can continue to turn his head, and the girl will never keep her head up. But he was not thick-skinned after all. After taking a glance, he quickly turned his head again and continued running forward.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he ran two steps, he suddenly heard a scream. He turned around quickly and saw a burly man wearing a hood holding a girl and pulling her to the green grass beside the road.
Seeing this scene, Li Yuntian immediately understood what was going on. This was a robbery. Of course, it might just be a robbery of money, and the other party saw that the girl was beautiful and sexy, so he robbed her of her sex.
No matter what, Li Yuntian couldn't ignore it. He roared: "Let go of that girl and let me do it!" He strode towards the burly hooded man.
The latter also discovered Li Yuntian's variable. He pushed the girl away and rushed towards Li Yuntian. He clenched his hands into fists and was knocked to the ground by Li Yuntian - Li Yuntian's early basketball career was accompanied by street fights. , now coupled with training in the gym, small tricks combined with a large body, its combat effectiveness has increased exponentially.
The big man was very capable of resisting blows. He stood up and avoided Li Yuntian's flying kick, and gave him a hard blow with his horizontal fist.
Both of them were cruel and ruthless people. When they got close, they immediately rubbed each other. You punched me and kicked me. You were kind and I slapped you in the mouth. They beat you violently. Finally, the sturdy man couldn't bear it anymore and turned around. Run along the green belt into the night.
Although he won the fight, Li Yuntian felt uncomfortable. He gave up the idea of ??chasing and just saved the person. If the opponent jumped over the wall and gave him a knife, his season would be scrapped. Not all players can be like Pierce and still be alive and kicking after being stabbed 11 times.
The hooded man turned back to look at the two of them, apparently wanting to remember Li Yuntian's appearance and waiting for revenge. Unexpectedly, when he turned back, what he saw was a blue-purple electric light flashing, and then he heard a few "squeaks". The sound of electricity coming into contact with the human body made him fall to the ground.
"You dare to rob me? You want to rob me? You are so blind!" The girl waved the anti-wolf electric shock stick in her hand in a mess.
Li Yuntian felt like he was wasting his time. If he hadn't intervened, the hooded man might not have had a good end. Would it be easy to deal with a woman who could catch up with a fleeing gangster barefoot after taking off her high heels?
The girl kicked the hooded man who was lying on the ground, took out her mobile phone from her bag and dialed 911, then picked up her high heels that were on the ground, came up and stretched out her hand and said, "Hello, I'm Veronica. You can call me Winnie, thank you for your generous action, otherwise I would have kicked his balls, and maybe I would have been sued for being defensive. You saved two people, sir, thank you."
Li Yuntian had a sunny smile on his face, but his heart and balls twitched at the same time: Winnie, Winnie the Pooh? Such a cute name was ruined like this. The toughness of this girl made him feel ashamed. He was considering whether to wait until the hooded man woke up to accept the thanks, because he indirectly saved his balls.
"My name is Li Yuntian, you can call me Lee, or you can call me Handsome Li." Li Yuntian said the last three words in Chinese, just to tease the other person.
In order to chase the hooded man, the girl's hairpin fell off, and her silky hair fell on her face, blocking her face. Li Yuntian looked at it, but still couldn't see the other person's face clearly.
"Li Yuntian? Ha, I know you, the Rockets' No. 1." Winnie said with a smile, her handshake was very strong, which showed that she was usually a fake person who traveled around Kyushu. In other words, this Although he has the appearance of a girl, he has a very manly heart.
Such women often have the same tough looks. Li Yuntian gave up the urge to explore her pretty face. He was afraid that he would have nightmares tonight.
The police force in the United States is still very abundant. Not long after Winnie called the police, the sirens started blaring.
Li Yuntian doesn¡¯t want to have contact with the police, because in the United States, when such criminal cases occur, witnesses have to attend court afterwards. That would be bad, and reporters may not know how they will arrange him.
"Well, I'll take my leave now." Li Yuntian heard the siren getting closer and was about to get out of the way.
Although Wei Ni has a tough temperament, she is very reasonable. She stepped forward and gave Li Yuntian a strong hug, and said with a hearty smile: "I understand your concerns, you go ahead, I can get rid of this matter."?, this guy is dead! "
Li Yuntian waved his arms and ran towards the way he came. Wei Ni seemed to have thought of something and shouted: "I will express my gratitude next time we meet."
"We won't meet again next time." Li Yuntian said silently, avoiding the police car and ran to the side of the road to stop a taxi.
In order to meet Billingberry, Li Yuntian specially wore the Armani silver suit he bought during the draft. As a result, he rolled on the ground with the hooded man for several rounds. The clothes were covered with dirt and grass clippings, and became wrinkled. It was also torn open. In this way, he would not be able to be a guest at other people's homes tonight.
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