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- Yujing Lake, the lake is just like its name. The water of the lake is blue and smooth as a mirror.
Liu Yi stood by the Jade Mirror Lake, holding Princess Ziyu¡¯s Emperor Talisman, hoping to feel her breath. But no matter how hard he tried, the Heavenly Emperor Talisman showed no reaction, just like a dead thing.
"Three days, one day has passed now. Princess Ziyu only said that it was near the Jade Mirror Lake. The area was too large, but how could I ask the poor monk to find you!" Liu Yi looked at the blue lake and couldn't help scratching his head. .
"Let's go around and see if we can find anything?" Liu Yi thought for a moment and walked towards a small village near the lake.
His steps were extremely fast, and he reached the front of the village in just the blink of an eye.
"**, grab it!"
"He's stealing again, we must catch him!"
¡°Kill it and let¡¯s have a barbecue tonight!¡±
At this moment, a sound of cursing came from the village, and then a group of farmers holding various weapons ran out of the village entrance. There was a living creature running in front of the group of farmers.
Liu Yi had sharp eyesight, and the person running in front turned out to be a chubby black pig with shiny fur and running extremely fast. Seeing this situation, Liu Yi couldn't help but feel curious. When he looked carefully, he was speechless. The little black pig actually had a red bellyband in its mouth.
"Dead pig! Stop for me!" With an angry curse, a hoe was thrown out by a farmer and hit the little pig.
At this moment, the little pig suddenly stopped. Four little hooves stepped on the ground, and the body rose into the air. But he jumped right to the position of the hoe, kicked off his hind hooves, and kicked the hoe just in time.
"Whoosh!" The hoe was kicked out by it, and in turn it hit the farmer.
"ah!"
The farmer screamed, his head was hit by the hoe, and he fell to the ground.
Seeing this, the little pig giggled with joy, turned its butt towards the group of farmers, and raised its tail, releasing a stream of black gas.
A foul smell suddenly wafted out of the air, and even Liu Yi couldn't help but cover his nose.
¡°**, here you go again!¡± A farmer covered his nose and cursed vaguely.
"Is it a pig or a weasel?" another farmer yelled.
"Let's hit it together!" a tall farmer shouted, throwing the pickaxe in his hand like a javelin.
After being reminded by him, more than twenty farmers threw out their tools and hit the little pig.
Seeing this situation, the little pig was frightened and did not dare to jump up like before. He spread out his four hooves and ran as fast as he could in the direction of Yujing Lake.
When it reached the Jade Mirror Lake, it jumped in with a plop. With a kick of four hooves, he swam towards the center of the lake. It swam much faster than it could run, and it swam to the center of the lake in just a few strokes. Only then did it stop moving and float there. Put the red bellyband in your mouth to your head.
"This pig that killed a thousand cuts!" At this time, another person ran out of the village, but she was a woman in her thirties. She was quite pretty, but she was a little thick. She ran out of the village and looked at the group of farmers gathered around the lake. She couldn't help but jump to her feet and yell: "Here you steal again, don't let me catch you, otherwise I will definitely castrate you!"
The woman's hair was not dry yet, with water droplets still dripping from it, and her clothes were tightly clinging to her body, with a lot of water stains. It looked like she had just taken a shower and was not completely wet yet. He wiped it dry and ran out.
"Amitabha!" Liu Yi walked up to the woman and said a Buddhist salute: "Female Tan Yue, this poor monk is so polite."
The woman originally had an angry look on her face, but when someone called her, she immediately glared over fiercely. But when he saw a young monk with red lips and white teeth and a handsome face, his anger immediately dissipated. He made a Buddhist salute coquettishly: "I've seen the little master!"
"Female Tan Yue, I want to ask you something, but I don't know if it's convenient!" Liu Yi asked with a smile.
"Young master, just ask if there is any inconvenience!" The woman glanced at her, which only made Liu Yi feel chilly. But he ignored it and smiled slightly, showing two rows of white teeth: "The poor monk just saw these farmers chasing a pig, but he didn't know what it did that was so outrageous. It made everyone hate it so much. !¡±
"You mean the pig that killed a thousand cuts!"
It was obvious that when the pig was mentioned, the woman became angry and cursed: "It just stole my bellyband while I was taking a bath!"
"That's it"" Liu Yi smiled indifferently, and then asked: "I just heard from female Tan Yue that it came to steal things again. Has this happened before? "
"It's just happened in the past few days, but I don't know where this dead pig came from. It came here three or four days ago and specially stole our intimate clothes while the women were taking a bath. They stole six or seven pieces in total. This My man went to the county town to buy this bellyband, but the dead pig stole it!" When the woman mentioned this, she cursed again.
"Don't be too angry, female Tan Yue. In my opinion, this pig still has a good sense!" Liu Yi said with a smile.
"Little master, what do you say?" the woman asked.
"It has been here for three or four days, and it has only stolen six or seven pieces of clothing. Nv Tan Yue can think about it, who is it stealing underwear?"
"Does this matter?" the woman asked doubtfully.
"Of course!" Liu Yi said mysteriously: "If the poor monk's calculations are correct, all those stolen by this pig must be young and beautiful women!"
"That seems to be the truth!" The woman thought for a moment, and suddenly her eyes lit up: "Shall I tell you, why it stole my bellyband, it turned out to be because I was beautiful!"
"Yes, that's the truth!" Liu Yi nodded.
"Little master!" At this moment, the woman lowered her voice: "You are not the same as it, are you?" At this point, she stretched out her hand and pointed into the lake.
Liu Yi was so frightened that he waved his hands: "How is that possible?"
"It's okay, if the young master wants to see it, I'll let you see it to your heart's content!" The woman gave Liu Yi a wink. Then he raised his head and said loudly: "Little master, the weather is hot now, please come to Han's house for a cup of tea. By the way, I can also recite sutras and pray for my dead father-in-law!"
When she said these words, her voice was loud, but there was a hint of peach blossoms in her eyes.
Liu Yi has such a sharp ear that he heard the footsteps of farmers not far behind him. He immediately knew that these words were meant for those farmers, but the eyes were bright for him.
"Female Tan Yue, this poor monk has something to do, so we can't wait too long!" At this point, he turned around and left.
"No coward!" When he turned his head, he heard the woman yelling.
Hearing the woman¡¯s scolding, Liu Yi burst out laughing, not taking the woman seriously at all.
He walked to the lakeside again and looked into the lake, but he looked at the little pig in a different posture. It was hiding above the water, with its two front hooves resting on the back of its head, and the red bellyband covering its body, looking very relaxed and content.
"You little thief pig, where are you going?" Liu Yi let out a long roar, his body rose into the air, and with the light shining under his feet, he climbed up and crossed the water, and grabbed the little pig.
The little pig was leisurely when he heard Liu Yi's roar and was startled. As soon as his two pig eyes opened, he saw Liu Yi leaping into the air.
Seeing this situation, the little pig was frightened. He dropped the bellyband, rowed his limbs desperately, and swam towards the lake.
As it worked hard, it moved very fast, and a clear water line appeared on the lake, causing waves several feet high.
Seeing this situation, Liu Yi smiled casually, slowed down his speed, and hung behind the little pig.
After the little pig swam desperately for a while, he turned his head, but when he saw Liu Yi was still not far behind him, he shrank in fear. His body shrunk and he immediately got into the water.
Liu Yi was not willing to let it go, and also jumped into the water after it.
Liu Yi carries the dragon ball in his body, and as soon as he enters the water, it feels like he has returned to his hometown. Just like on land, he swung his body like an arrow and chased after the pig under the water.
When I looked back and saw Liu Yi following him into the water, the little pig was so frightened that he was out of his wits. Just like a swimming fish, swimming desperately.
This chase lasted for half an hour, chasing the little pig until it had no way to go to the sky and no way to the ground.
So, after swimming around, we arrived at the lake again. The little pig jumped to the shore, and Liu Yi naturally followed.
"Whoo! Woof! Woof!"
The little pig was so tired that it was foaming at the mouth. Seeing Liu Yi follow him to the shore, he immediately turned his head and put on a fierce look. He even barked twice like a vicious dog.
"You can imitate howling like a wolf, but you still can't scare the poor monk!" Liu Yi smiled calmly.
"Hoo! Hoo!"
The little pig couldn¡¯t scare Liu Yi. As soon as it turned its body, its tail was raised like a small stick.
"Thinking of this move again!" Liu Yi had been on guard against this move for a long time. He pointed his finger and shot out a stream of true energy.
"Poof!"
The infuriating blow was extremely accurate, and the little girl was immediatelyMy fart was blocked. The little pig was caught off guard and was blocked from behind, and the black smoke spurted out from both nostrils.
"It stinks!" The little pig ran to Lao Gao and cursed angrily.
"Little pig demon, come here!" Liu Yi was not surprised at all that the little pig could talk, and grabbed the little pig.
The little pig swished out of the way and avoided Liu Yi's capture. Echo scolded angrily: "You monk is so rude, I didn't steal your wife's clothes, why are you chasing after me!"
"Because I can beat you!" Liu Yi blinked.
"Are you still a monk? Aren't you bullying the pig?" The little pig was stunned when he heard this and said angrily.
"I just bully pigs!" Liu Yi chuckled.
"I didn't offend you! I just stole two pieces of clothes and never did anything harmful. You can't bully the pig like this!" The little pig rolled on the floor in anger.
"It's useless!" Liu Yi shook his head and made an expression that said he was convinced. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to (this site) to subscribe and reward. Your support is my biggest motivation.) - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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