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- "Pooh!"
Jia Le spat hard at the door of the TV station, cursing in his heart, what the hell, scalper! It was obviously tone-deaf and almost out of tune, but one of the judges was so excited that he almost fainted, saying it was a once-in-a-century scalper's voice, holy shit!
??The voice of scalpers and the voice of sharks are just money sounds. If it weren¡¯t for a billionaire father, it would still be the voice of scalpers! Yellow dog sound bar!
Jia Le cursed in his heart. After graduating from the Conservatory of Music, he became a talent show professional and appeared on talent shows on various TV stations. He originally thought that with his gifted voice, four years of systematic vocal training, and more than ten years of guitar skills, he would not be able to win. I dare say that there is no problem in reaching the stars and winning the championship and breaking into the top ten, but
There are hidden rules everywhere¡
Holding the guitar tightly on his back, Jia Le walked towards the opposite side of the road. Suddenly, there was a rapid and sharp sound of braking, and before he could turn around, his body rose into the air.
"Seventy yards!"
"Fuck!"
These are the last words Jia Le left in the world.
Jia Le stood up from the ground and felt many people coming around. He wanted to tell them, but these people ignored him and seemed not to see him at all. Everything became weird!
At this moment, two figures appeared in the void, and the figures floated over.
Before he could get closer, Jia Le smelled the strong smell of alcohol. Just when he was about to ask, he found that he couldn't speak. A string of black shadows flew out of the figure, and before he could react, the shadows were wrapped around his neck.
"Let's go, boy, it's not a good time to die. It has to be when I'm drinking. It's really unlucky."
At this time, the figures were approaching, and their faces seemed to be shrouded in a layer of mist. Jia Le couldn't see their faces clearly, but the two crowns on their heads were clearly visible. One had a cow-shaped crown, and the other One is a horse-shaped crown.
Jia Le was anxious. He wanted to know what happened. He could clearly see and hear it, but why he couldn't tell. Who were these two people and who was lying on the ground? Why do you look like yourself?
The iron chain was wrapped around his neck, as if there was a kind of magic power. He couldn't help but follow behind the two of them. Then, he was surprised to find that his feet did not fall on the ground. His whole body was floating in the air, and his feet were empty without any effort. .
"Hehe, the King of Hell ordered people to die at the third watch. He won't wait for you until the fifth watch. Go back and deliver the work." Ma Touguan also smelled of alcohol, but the difference was that he seemed to be quite open-minded and not as big as Niu Touguan. of resentment.
"Shit! This must have been true before," Niu Touguan sneered. He seemed to be full of complaints: "Ever since we installed that bullshit automated office system, everything has gone into chaos. Things that were wrongly checked before will never happen in ten thousand years. Once, but now, the last seismic inspection envoy was dismissed from his post and investigated. It was obvious that he hooked up with the wrong person, but in fact everyone knows that it is not a system error, and we don¡¯t know how much kickbacks were received.¡±
Ma Touguan couldn't help but change his face, but Niu Touguan didn't pay attention and kept talking to himself: "I think something will happen to this system sooner or later. I don't know who will be unlucky then. The last incident almost caused trouble in heaven. Hey, old man Ma, I heard that King Qin Guang is collecting evidence and is preparing to file a complaint with the Heavenly Court Supervisor, hoping to take the opportunity to unseat King Yama"
"Shut up!" Ma Touguan finally couldn't bear it any longer. He looked around with a pale face and lowered his voice and scolded Niu Touguan: "Old Niu, you want to die so damn much. Just go ahead and don't drag me with you. Is it something we can say! Is it something we can listen to? You are so impatient!"
Niu Touguan's expression also changed. He looked around a little scared. Seeing that he didn't find anyone, he breathed a sigh of relief and smiled to himself: "Haha, let's chat casually, chat casually, aren't we two brothers? ,causal talk."
Having said that, I never dared to complain again. Listening to the two chatting, Jia Le somewhat understood his situation. He was already dead.
At the age of twenty-four, life has just begun and ended. Thinking of the passion back then, it feels a bit ridiculous now. So what if you are talented? In this era of fighting for your father, talent is of no use.
In self-pity, self-harm and self-pity, the three ghosts walked through the wilderness. The number of ghosts on the road gradually increased. Jia Le gradually saw some people wearing cow-headed crowns and horse-headed crowns. Those wearing cow-headed crowns and horse-headed crowns had The number of people varies, some bring five or six, and some bring dozens. It is extremely rare for them to bring only one.
The cow-headed and horse-headed crests didn¡¯t even say hello when they met. They went their separate ways. After walking for who knows how long, they finally arrived at the edge of a huge city. This city is very strange. There are only city gates but no city walls. There are construction sites on both sides of the city gate. The prototype looks very much like a residential area in the Yangjian.
There are no soldiers checking at the city gate.But as soon as he entered the city, Jia Le felt relaxed all over, as if his body was back, and the solidity under his feet was back. When he looked down, his feet seemed to be on the ground.
"Dear new colleagues, welcome to Fengdu, welcome to become the new residents of the underworld"
"High-end real estate, scarce resources, and supreme enjoyment are the best choice for ghost residence!"
"Brand new oriental style, heavenly model, surrounded by mountains and rivers, exclusive"
¡¡
Before he could wake up, a circle of people gathered around him. Their hands were stuffed with many leaflets, all small advertisements for real estate. The familiar scenery made Jia Le feel sad and happy at the same time, and he couldn't help blurting out.
"Damn it, real estate has been brought to the underworld! Damn it!"
Hearing Jia Le's scolding, Ma Touguan and Niu Tou were a little surprised. They had detained so many kiddos over the years, and all of them were as lost as the people next to them. Those who had committed many evil deeds were trembling all over. The whole team screamed in sorrow. Again.
In the eyes of Ma Touguan and Niu Touguan, Jia Le is like a heretic, without any fear of facing liquidation. This is not an ordinary liquidation, it is a comprehensive liquidation from birth to death, from infancy to the age of twenty-four. Death, all the things done in the process, count the sins and merits, and then pronounce the sentence.
Eighteen levels of hell, including being put in a frying pan, peeling skin, pulling out tongues, and all kinds of punishments are there, which makes people scared to hear them.
But this short-lived ghost didn't have any fear in this regard, and he actually laughed. Niu Touguan wanted to scare this kid, but Ma Touguan didn't want to be troublesome, so he pulled Niu Touguan and said to hand over the job early. When Niu Touguan thought of the long queue in front of the Emperor's Palace, his heart trembled. He didn't care about scaring Jia Le and quickened his pace.
Jia Le doesn¡¯t care about this. As a young man of the fifth generation in the 21st century, he doesn¡¯t know or believe in anything like the underworld and the eighteen levels of hell. He didn¡¯t wake up even after he got here.
The chain around his neck was still not loose, so Jia Le had to follow them forward, but now the two of them were walking much slower. Jia Le could take the time to look at the street scenes on both sides. The scene in front of him was very familiar. Restaurants, KTV, footbath, nightclub, hotel, these very familiar places appeared in front of him one by one, and he vaguely felt that life here seemed to be good.
Jia Le didn¡¯t know where he was going. He didn¡¯t know how long he was walking, and he stopped in front of a huge palace. Jia Le raised his head and looked at the palace, and was shocked. The relaxation he felt just now disappeared.
He had visited various palaces in Yangshi, but none could match the pressure this palace gave him. In front of the palace was a row of huge marble pillars. Three people had to hug each pillar. There were various carvings on the marble pillars. Fierce birds and beasts. Two black flying dragons hovered on the cornices on both sides, spraying fire into the sky, dyeing the sky red.
A huge eyeball is carved above the main entrance of the main hall. The eyeballs look coldly and ruthlessly at the people waiting below, ghosts.
Jia Le felt cold in his heart. He didn't dare to look into those eyes. He only felt that he was naked and without any cover. Even the privacy hidden in the darkest corner was exposed to this cold gaze.
There were several ghost soldiers in red uniforms standing in front of the palace gate. The ghost soldiers in front were holding maces and stood motionless, seemingly not seeing the thousands of ghosts in front of the palace. The horse-headed and bull-headed warriors were commanding their respective teams. Stand in a column.
He was the only one in Jia Le's team, which was the team with the smallest number of people. Ma Touguan ran to a man who looked like a minor official in front of the palace gate and said a few words. Jia Le's eyes were very sharp, and he saw Ma Touguan quietly walking in front of the official. With something stuffed in his hand, the official nodded his head expressionlessly. Ma Tou Guan ran back and said it was done, and Niu Tou Guan pulled Jia Le and walked into the hall.
When passing by the junior official, Niu Touguan had no expression on his face, but Ma Touguan happily raised his hand to the junior official. Just after leaving the gaze of those eyes, Jia Le felt a little relaxed, so he couldn't help but become curious again.
"No! No! I don't have! Please! I have money! I'll give you money!"
The screams broke the silence. Jia Le was frightened. He looked up and saw two ghost soldiers dragging a guy in a straight suit out. The suit struggled desperately and begged miserably, but the ghost soldiers had no sympathy at all. He was dragged out and handed over to two ghost soldiers in red uniforms, and then the sentence was read:
"The eighteenth level of hell will be punished with swords and saws for one hundred years, the seventeenth level of hell will be punished for one hundred years"
There was a commotion among the waiting crowd, and the two fat female ghosts even began to cry softly. Jia Le didn't feel anything. He was just a little confused as to what these eighteen levels of hell and torture with saws and knives were all about.
"The punishment of sawing is to tie people up, tie them into big characters, and then saw them upward from there, sawing them in half" Niu Touguan introduced the various criminal laws of his underworld to Jia Le with ill intentions, and it turned out to be true. As expectedJia Le's expression suddenly turned pale, and Niutouguan said contemptuously: "Young man, you are still pretending. Who dares not to be honest here?"
But Jia Le soon let him down again. He pulled out a few more guys from the hall, either from the Oil Pot Hell or the Sheep Pit Hell. There was even one who had to serve his sentence from the 18th level of hell. Sawing with knives, pounding to death, and pressing with stones, not a single layer fell. After hearing the verdict, he was completely paralyzed and was pushed out by two ghost soldiers.
"What's this guy's crime? He's so good!" Jia Le couldn't help but asked curiously.
"This guy was originally a contractor. He cut corners and bribed the government when building the river embankment. As a result, the river embankment collapsed, causing thousands of people to die in the flood. He is a heinous person"
Before Bull Crown had finished speaking, a ghost soldier in red came over from behind, stuffing a small piece of paper into each ghost's mouth and chanting: "Dear new colleagues, reduce your sentence**, the secret technique of reincarnation, I have one page in hand, Don¡¯t be afraid of any punishment;¡±
"TMD, this is too bold, you dare to do this." After Hong Yi passed by, Niu Touguan muttered dissatisfiedly.
Ma Touguan shook his head strangely: "Don't talk about it, that's not the case now. Even the Jade Emperor's Golden Palace is like this, and the princes above turn a blind eye. Anyway, they can invigorate the economy and increase GDP."
Jia Le opened the paper and was stunned when he saw it. This was a flyer with prices clearly marked on it. How much does each criminal law cost? How much does it cost to serve one year less in that hell? They all have prices, and what's even more outrageous is that there is reincarnation. List price.
"The house of a great eunuch is worth ten thousand trillion;"
"The home of a high official, eighty trillion;"
¡°A wealthy family¡¡±
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"This is just a major item. Under each major item, there are also minor items, legitimate sons and grandsons, common sons and grandsons, and even more outrageous, illegitimate sons, each of which is expensive.
"Damn it! Isn't this a money grab? It's so expensive!" Jia Le couldn't help shouting.
The man in red turned to look at Jia Le, looked at it and sneered: "If you can't afford it, no one will ask you to buy it. You just came here, right? Please go back with your dream and let your family burn more money, otherwise the Eighteenth Level of Hell will be slow." Slow it down, you will be a pauper in your next life!"
"But this is too outrageous. Who can afford ten trillion or eighty trillion?" Jia Le was very dissatisfied and waved the advertising flyer in his hand.
"Yes, the price is too high, can it be less?"
The group of ghosts waiting for the verdict all agreed. The verdict of a few people just now frightened them. The leaflets handed out by the ghosts in red accidentally gave them hope.
The red-clothed ghost soldier secretly laughed in his heart. In fact, this is all a sales method. The judge has long known the files of these people. Those who have committed serious crimes cannot be let go. Even if they want to make money, they cannot make money from those people.
¡°¡.reincarnated into a wealthy and powerful family, blessed with life and a hundred years of life!¡±
Jia Le was startled and looked up. The kid in red was reading out another verdict. This was a verdict from an old man who was dressed in ordinary clothes. The old man's expression was a little dull. It was obvious that he was shocked by the content of the verdict.
It was not just him or Jia Le who was shocked, including the horse-headed and ox-headed people present. In their long working experience, they have seen judgments conferring blessings and longevity, and this is the first time they have received both blessings and fortune.
Good luck and good fortune. The underworld has not issued such a verdict for thousands of years. This means that this old man has never done anything bad in his life. He has not even harmed an ant. He has done good deeds in his life. This is not even the case for Saint Kong. None of them have been done.
"Brother, what's going on?" Jia Le reacted quickly. He felt that the chain around his neck was a little too tight. He loosened it with his hands and twisted his neck: "How much did he spend? It doesn't look like there is anything." Money man.¡±
The bull-headed crown glared at Jia Le fiercely. He received both blessings and fortune. No one would dare to sell such a verdict. This is to be reported to heaven. If this old man can get such a verdict in the next eight reincarnations, , you can directly ascend to heaven and rank in the immortal class.
"This is a good man. He has done good deeds throughout his life and never harmed anyone. When he was old, he donated money to hundreds of out-of-school children. Moreover, several of these out-of-school children have become pillars of society. Their merits are extremely high. Naturally, they will receive preferential treatment in reincarnation." Niu Tou Guan is a little jealous and a little envious. He has actually been reincarnated before and knows how difficult it is.
The old man was respectfully led out of the palace by the ghost officer in red. The waiting team was still noisily talking in low voices, but Jia Le began to think about what he had done in these short twenty-four years.
Having been in love, this shouldn¡¯t be considered evil. You and I are willing to do it, no one is forcing anyone; I have never killed anyone or robbed anything;
I picked up money and it seemed like I put it in my pocket. I don¡¯t know how to calculate this. I stole money from my parents.This should not be counted. By the way, although there have been disputes in the relationship with his parents, from the bottom of his heart, he still respects his parents. This filial piety should be
Jia Le slowly thought about his life. After thinking for a long time, he couldn't figure out what good things and bad things he had done, how many merits and how many sins.
Isn¡¯t it just death? I'm not afraid of living, but I'm afraid of death. I'm not scared to death, oh, no, I'm not scared to death!
When Niutou Guan saw Jia Le, he started to look frightened, but it didn't take long for him to regain his composure. He had obviously adjusted his mentality, and he was a little impressed. He saw that the other new ghosts in front of the team who were obviously much older were still lowering their heads and thinking. Not as open-minded and flexible as this short-lived ghost.
"Boy, let me give you some advice," Niutouguan approached Jia Le and whispered: "Generally, when a new ghost comes here, there is a seven-day adaptation period. During these seven days, you must hurry back to your dream and let the family burn more paper money. Your life will be short. , Judging from your appearance, your sin is not very big. Generally, the paper money you burn for the first seven days is enough, and then you find a job to start with, save more money, and strive to be reincarnated as soon as possible."
Jia Le was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that Niu Tou Guan would have such good intentions. After hesitation, he tried to please: "Brother, I'm new here. I don't understand many things. Please enlighten me. What's the point of this reincarnation?" Do you want to speak?"
The bull-headed crown grinned. Of course, these little devils who had just arrived in the underworld didn't know. There are many ways in this reincarnation, and the above can only introduce a small part.
In the past, as long as the time was up or the sentence was completed, one could be reincarnated. However, due to the sharp decrease in the birth rate, the needs of the underworld could not be met. In order to adapt to the new changes, the underworld formulated new rules and delineated the merit line. Only those who passed the merit line could be reincarnated. Only those who are eligible for reincarnation.
But how should this merit be calculated? For example, some ghosts who have served their sentence, or who did not commit many sins and did not have much merit in the upper world, will first live in the underworld. The real estate developed on the way here is for these ghosts. provided by them.
How can you accumulate merit while living in the underworld? Then you can only buy merits, find a job in the underworld, and receive some salary every month; or go into business on your own, and earn part of the ghost coins for your own living, and part of them can be used to buy merits. If you accumulate enough merit in this way, you can be reincarnated.
After this policy was implemented for a period of time, new problems emerged. Some people had more money, while others had less money. Those with more money quickly accumulated enough merit and could be reincarnated soon. The positions that can be reincarnated There is no choice. Some rich ghosts were reborn into poor families, while some poor ghosts were reborn into rich families. So those rich ghosts raised objections and asked to choose based on merit. After hundreds of years of discussion, the underworld finally agreed to reincarnate. Under the reform, those with high merit can choose the home of reincarnation, while those with low merit can only be reincarnated sequentially without the right to choose.
"Actually, some rich people have a very prosperous life in the underworld, but they are not willing to reincarnate," Niu Touguan said with a somewhat envious tone: "Because there are very few truly rich families who can choose to reincarnate. They enjoy living here, and once reincarnated , dropped at least five or six levels.¡±
Jia Le suddenly realized what he said after taking over the Bull Head Crown, and shook the flyer in his hand with a sinister smile: "So there are business opportunities here."
"You can teach me." Niu Tou Guan grinned. Jia Le then realized that Niu Tou Guan was not ugly at all. The bridge of his nose was straight and straight, but his mouth was a little bit big.
Jia Le was thinking in his mind. It seemed that he was going to stay in the underworld for a while. He was not in a hurry whether to be reincarnated or not. He might as well try to go back in a dream first so that his family could burn more money.
"Brother, this price is too expensive. Who can afford it?" Jia Le thought of the price on the flyer and couldn't help but feel cold. This price is too scary, trillions. What is this concept? The whole The United States is probably worth just that much.
"Little brother," after some conversation, Niu Touguan felt that this short-lived ghost was still on his way, and it would be good to have a subordinate in the future, so he patiently explained to him: "You don't know, Yang Shi doesn't know what's going on now, Yin's underworld The coins easily cost tens of millions or even billions, causing prices in the underworld to skyrocket, and there is nothing we can do about it."
"Ah!" Jia Le took a breath. Prices in this underworld are actually controlled by Yang Shi. This
TMD, that¡¯s too much!
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