"There's no need to say thank you, just leave now." Dong Yi stroked the sleeves of his robe and said.
Pan Xiaoqiang moved all these things to the spaceship, while the ghost general stood alone at the door of the spacecraft laughing. Shemu is the favorite thing of Taoists. Although he still knows what it is, such a big name is here. , can there be any mistakes?
"Ghost general, do you really want to go home?" Pan Xiaoqiang scolded him, but the other party was indifferent. He could only shake his head and walked towards Dong Yi: "Today, I have been given a treasure by my senior. It's rude to come and go without reciprocating. We There happen to be two treasures obtained from the Seven-Star Locked Coffin here, and they are given to you!"
Dong Yi stroked his beard: "Forget it, just keep it and sell it for money. With my current status, I don't need any good treasures!"
"Please accept it." Pan Xiaoqiang was still very polite and gave Dong Yi the two golden bracelets in the seven-star lock coffin. These two gadgets are also equipment for killing female ghosts.
"This." Dong Yi looked at the bracelet, a little confused: "The gold bracelet doesn't seem to be a dead thing, but the energy is very weak and can't be sensed. It is indeed something. Whatever, I will take it with me and then find one. Opportunity to research!¡±
"ah!"
Just when Dong Yi was about to put the gold bracelet on and put it into his sleeve, a loud neighing sound suddenly came from the gold bracelet, and he saw a black shadow flying directly towards the ghost general: "Give me my shemu!"
The ghost general was enjoying himself. No matter how scary the voice of the black shadow was, he didn't pay attention. By the time he found out, it was already too late. The other party's hand seemed to have grabbed Shemu.
"You monster, how dare you." Dong Yi shouted, and at the same time he held down Lin Han who was about to take action. With a wave of his sleeves, a lot of power appeared, as if he was going to pull the black shadow back.
Heiying turned back and glared at Dong Yi, and cursed loudly: "You Feng Shui master, if I hadn't absorbed energy for many years, I wouldn't be able to deal with you!"
This shadow is the King of Dayuezhi, who has been hiding in Pan Xiaoqiang's bracelet. The reason why he transformed into the appearance of two female ghosts is to let Pan Xiaoqiang and others relax their guard.
Today, he plans to do it on the spaceship. In that case, the probability of success in snatching the opponent's wood is very high. As long as he is caught by surprise, he will be able to kill Pan Xiaoqiang first, and the rest will be easy to deal with.
Dong Yi laughed and said: "What on earth is the King of the Yuezhi that they are talking about? It turns out to be you, the weapon spirit. Don't say anything else. Just accept your death in peace!"
The weapon spirit was slowly taken in by the sleeve robe, and could only stare at the shemu dry in the ghost general's hand.
The ghost general was also quite a loser, and he stretched out the tree: "Come on, come and get me. Really, I don't want this tree!"
With such a shameful expression, even Pan Xiaoqiang had the desire to go up and kick him.
"Hmph, you guys are so lucky. If it weren't for you, Pan Xiaoqiang, who had to hand over my natal golden bracelet to Dong Yi, I would let you taste the boundless purgatory later!"
"Okay, that's it for now, you can practice quietly in my sleeves." Dong Yi tightened his cuffs, and the shadow disappeared: "This is not the King of the Dayue clan, but he is also the King of the Dayue clan. King of the Yuezhi!"
"How to explain?" Pan Xiaoqiang asked.
"He was transformed from a pair of gold bracelets on the hands of King Dayuezhi. He is a weapon spirit and can also become a spirit." Dong Yi said.
The ghost general said with indignation: "The evil heretics can never defeat our Taoist techniques!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the ghost general was slapped on the head by Dong Yiyi: "You guy, others can say this, but you can't say this!"
"Why." As soon as Gui Jiang faced Dong Yi, he looked a little dazed.
"Why, the founder of Taoism, Hongjun, was only transformed into a spiritual jade dish back then. If you call other people's weapon spirits evil heretics, aren't you just saying that your ancestor is a heretic?"
"That's true." Ghost General chuckled and walked into the spacecraft: "Senior Dong Yi, if one day I can really become a god, I will definitely thank you for your guidance today. I have a deep understanding!"
Dong Yi tugged on Pan Xiaoqiang's clothes: "Xiaoqiang, look at it for me, this guy will definitely become a god in less than a year, he's so sick!"
Hahaha.
After Pan Xiaoqiang and Dong Yi exchanged greetings for a while, he clasped his fists and said, "Senior, after seeing you off for thousands of miles, we will see you again. You stay here while we leave first!"
"Okay, remember to bring Xiaoxuan's sister over next time for me to see. I miss her very much!"
Pan Xiaoqiang muttered to himself, "I miss you. You have never seen what a person looks like."
But here in the futureIt may be Dong Qing's second natal family. It seems that it would be good to date this person. Doesn't it mean that Dong Qing's father looks down on him? Let's see when the time comes. Bring out your ancestors who were seven or eight generations ago and give them a good squeeze. you.
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Inside the spaceship, Pan Xiaoqiang kept trying to figure out his golden jade clothes, while the ghost general was stroking his wood-seizing sword, looking very happy.
"Wow, you two guys are really boring. You are all doing your own things and talking boringly." Han Fei found that this spaceship was the same as an airplane, which was quite interesting.
Especially when I passed through that layer of magma, my whole body was burning hot, and I saw a piece of scarlet magma rolling outside. It looked very beautiful and spectacular.
"It would be great if I brought a SLR, and I could keep such a wonderful feeling." Yang Sha sighed softly.
After getting out of the spaceship, we were indeed in Yellowstone Park in the United States.
After going down the mountain and leaving the park gate, I checked the ticket stubs. How could Pan Xiaoqiang and the other five have tickets, so they had to make up for it.
The conductor looked confused. Didn¡¯t he receive Chinese people today? How did these people get in?
Pan Xiaoqiang and others first found a five-star hotel, intending to have a good night's sleep. They were still wearing clothes from the underground world, and they looked a little dirty, and the ghost generals were so dirty when they came out of the magma layer. The clothes on the belly area were basically gone, and the huge beer belly was sticking out, looking very scary.
Foreigners even think these guys are performance artists.
"Today's mission is to have a good sleep, have a good meal, and then buy a plane ticket to go home." Pan Xiaoqiang found that he had missed the most critical thing, which was to go out and buy clothes together now.
"You go, I want to sleep now, by the way, Xiaoqiang, please give me money." The ghost general said pitifully.
Pan Xiaoqiang patted his pocket: "I'm sorry, I don't have any money at all now!"
"You have no money, what are you talking about if you don't have money?" the ghost general shouted loudly.
"Have you forgotten what we were doing at that time? We were tomb robbers in the past, so we put our wallets and everything in the car, and now the car is still parked in Huaxia!"
The ghost general immediately sat on the ground like a deflated rubber ball: "Then what should we do now? Are we going to die miserably abroad!"
"Don't worry, this money is all earned." Pan Xiaoqiang thought for a while, walked to the front desk, and said in proficient English; "Hello, madam, may I ask where the nearest antique market is here!"
Before the front desk responded, a man carrying a bag said: "Don't be ridiculous, you Chinese people also know antiques, especially beggars like you who live on the streets!"
Pan Xiaoqiang feels funny in his heart. China has five thousand years of history and doesn¡¯t understand antiques. How can you know about Americans who have only been around for a few hundred years?
"I definitely understand. I don't think there is a country that is more proficient in antiques than us Chinese people. And how do you know we are Chinese!"
The foreign man said in pure Chinese: "I have stayed in China for a long time before, and my evaluation of your Chinese antiques is just two words!! Liar!"
This man was going to a collection exhibition in Paris, looking for experts to help him identify the treasure. At this time, he met Pan Xiaoqiang, who also had a chat.
"Really, then you American products don't have fakes. I don't believe it yet. Don't blind your sight, okay." Pan Xiaoqiang was finally on the same page with this man.
The man felt that Pan Xiaoqiang's tone sounded like that of an outsider. He took out a glazed lamp from his backpack and said to Pan Xiaoqiang: "Master, then help me see if this thing is real or fake. If That makes sense, I will really admit that you are very proficient in Chinese antiques, and I will also pay you a $100,000 appraisal fee!"
"Really?" Pan Xiaoqiang thought to himself that this was like dozing off and meeting a pillow. It was like finding a place to make extra money and someone came to your doorstep.
"A word is settled. In your Chinese language, it is called a gentleman's word and his horse's whip." Foreign men are quite interesting.
The ghost gathered a few people around, and they all said, "Great, we have all the money for hotel and food!"
"Pay your money." Pan Xiaoqiang stretched out his hand in front of the foreign man.
"You haven't done the work yet. Why should I pay? I'm not the one who was taken advantage of." The foreign man said.
Pan Xiaoqiang pointed at the glazed lamp and said, "I'm sorry, I dare say this thing must be a fake!"
"How can we see it?" Foreign countriesThe man held Liuli Deng in his arms, fearing that Pan Xiaoqiang and others were liars.
"It's very simple. If you look at the English under this glass lamp, you will basically realize that it is a fake!"
"Um." The foreign man looked at the engraved characters and said, "That's impossible. These are ancient Chinese characters, so there should be no problem!"
Pan Xiaoqiang hugged his shoulders and said: "I think sir, you don't understand the difference between British English and American English. Take a look at it for yourself. The grammar here is definitely from American English, and this thing looks like at least It¡¯s something that¡¯s about five hundred years old, but you Americans haven¡¯t even been around for five hundred years yet!¡±
The foreign man looked at the English carefully, slowly figured it out, and finally found the essence. Although American English is derived from British English, there is still a slight gap between the two languages. It's really hard to see.
Han Fei gave Pan Xiaoqiang a thumbs up: "Xiaoqiang, I didn't expect you to be really knowledgeable!"
Pan Xiaoqiang smiled, could this be his own fault? It was entirely due to the rigid education system. When he first learned English in China, he insisted on separating American English and British English. Although it was of no use, it was really useful here. Somewhat useful.