"Yifeng! Can you stop being so wretched? How long have you been staring at the bridesmaid's butt?" A friend looked at Yifeng and said with disdain.
"Nonsense, where did I look? I was thinking. Thinking, do you understand? Forget it, it is indeed difficult for you to understand such a difficult thing." Yifeng took a deep breath and said.
"Thinking is nonsense. Is your thinking a philosophy of life?" Zhang Liu looked at Yifeng with disdain.
Yifeng laughed loudly and said: "It's better than sitting at home studying love action movies every day. Besides, she is the bridesmaid and I am the best man. What a good couple. Tsk, don't you think so?"
Zhang Liu scolded with a smile, then looked at Yifeng playfully and said, "Aren't you going to pursue the school beauty? Hehe, you have worked hard to pursue her for her. If you don't pursue her, it will be a waste."
Hearing Zhang Liu's words, Yifeng patted his forehead and suddenly sighed: "I really yearn for ancient society. Three wives and six concubines, so debauched and immoral."
"Haha! I think so too. But it's just you and me. If we go to ancient times, we'll probably be soaked to death in a pig cage." Zhang Liuda said, "By the way, why don't you, the best man, go to accompany the bride and stay here? What to do?"
"Damn, don't talk about that kid Liu Kai. Damn, I didn't even miss the intermission. I took this opportunity to talk and kiss the bride in the box. Damn, I really can't stand those two. You bitch, you just escaped with the bridesmaid, you don't even care about me." Yifeng couldn't help but despise him when he thought of that dirty guy.
"Hehe! Liu Kai is so romantic. Hey, they must have activities at night. Hehe, do you want to have a bridal chamber or something at night? Are you going to scare that guy Liu Kai?"
Yifeng's eyes lit up, he looked at Yang Liu and said with a smile: "That makes sense, go to the room and steal the key. Hey, that guy must have locked the door. Take the key first, don't worry about him locking it. Remember to bring your camera." If you don¡¯t take the picture and blackmail him for a hundred and eighty meals, we will be called the best bad friends in vain.¡±
"Why don't you do it yourself?" Zhang Liu was very interested in Yifeng's obscene proposal, but he was unwilling to do it himself.
"Haha, because I still have something very important to do? Did you see the woman at three o'clock?" Yifeng smiled.
Zhang Liu took a look, squinted his eyes and said, "The bride's sister. She's very pretty? Damn, you don't know how to do this harm, do you?"
Yifeng squinted his eyes, glared at Zhang Liu and said, "Do you believe I'm going to get her number within three minutes?"
Zhang Liu laughed: "Yifeng, if you come in three minutes, I'll treat you to a month's meal."
"Deal!" Yifeng laughed.
Zhang Liu looked at Yifeng who was walking towards the bride's sister, with gloating in his eyes. They are a group of people who all play in a familiar circle and joke around freely. Although the relationship is extremely good, the bride is not familiar with them. So at the beginning, she repeatedly reminded her sister that she should never get along with the groom's friends. Infinitely exaggerating their danger level is simply a scourge across the ages.
It is precisely for this reason that the bride's sister is extremely defensive against people like them. As long as she is within one meter of her, the bride's sister will tense up.
In this situation, it would be a dream for Yifeng to get her call within three minutes.
Just as Zhang Liu guessed, Yifeng walked up to the bride's sister. The bride's sister tensed her body and looked at Yifeng warily.
Seeing that the other party was like this, Yifeng shrugged helplessly and said: "Don't be so nervous! Don't worry, I can't eat you."
When Yifeng said this, the bride's sister blushed, but her vigilance was not weak at all. Her sister said that the one in front of her was the most dangerous.
"Please do me a favor." Yifeng said to the bride's sister.
The bride¡¯s sister asked Yifeng warily, ¡°What are you busy with?¡±
"Have you seen the smiling boy next to you? He is planning to steal your brother-in-law's key to make trouble with the wedding. Originally, I was very interested in such things. After thinking about it, I thought it would be better to ask your brother-in-law and your sister to restrain themselves and stop being intimate. It's too obvious, and it doesn't take us single people seriously." Yifeng said with a smile.
The bride¡¯s sister looked at Zhang Liu, and sure enough, she saw Zhang Liu squinting his eyes and looking at this side with a smile. Of course, the bride¡¯s sister took it as a lewd smile.
But when I think of the passion between my sister and brother-in-law, the bride¡¯s sister can¡¯t help but blush, wondering why they have so much energy. I wish I could have twenty hours of passion every day. If it really happened during the wedding, they might catch something. Thinking of this, the bride's sister said: "What do you want me to do?"
Yifeng shrugged and said: "My mobile phoneI just fell into the water and I don¡¯t have your brother-in-law¡¯s number. Use your mobile phone to call him. "
The bride¡¯s sister nodded, naturally not thinking there was any trap here. He quickly picked up his phone and pressed his brother-in-law's number.
Yifeng squinted at the bride's sister, looking at her delicate face, and thought to himself that this woman really has some flavor.
After a while of beeping, the bride¡¯s sister looked at Yifeng and said, ¡°No one answered my brother-in-law¡¯s call. Do you want me to go find him in person?¡±
Yifeng snickered in his heart, thinking that it would be strange if someone picked him up. However, Yifeng naturally would not show it. He looked at her and smiled and said: "Forget it. I'll go. By the way, you don't have to stay so far away from me in the future. I won't eat you."
After saying that, Yifeng left the bride's sister. When the bride's sister saw Yifeng leaving, she felt that she had been too vigilant and couldn't help but blush.
And Yifeng, who left the bride's sister, took out a mobile phone from his pants, looked at the missed calls on it, glanced at it and wrote it down. There was a playful curve at the corner of his mouth.
Liu Kai, this guy, never stores women¡¯s phone numbers in his mobile phone. In his words, he has to memorize women¡¯s numbers. This would prevent his group of cunning friends from getting the number from him and getting there first.
Of course, as the best man, Yifeng, Liu Kai¡¯s phone number has always been left with him. After all, the groom is very busy, and most of the time Yifeng helps him deal with things. It is simply unreasonable not to utilize this resource.
Yifeng looked at Zhang Liu and said: "13 you try, remember, it is one month."
Zhang Liu cursed: "Fuckyou didn't really bring it, did you?"
Zhang Liu glanced at Yi Feng suspiciously, picked up the phone and dialed the number reported by Yi Feng. Sure enough, the bride's sister picked up her mobile phone. Seeing this scene, Zhang Liu wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Damn, half a month at most."
Yifeng shrugged and said it didn't matter. Half a month is just half a month. I'll give it a try next time. It won't be long until a month.
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