After some family discussions, Tongtian strongly advocated opening a fortune-telling shop, and he used all kinds of tricks. In the end, I and Yuan were defeated and had to agree. Tongtian wanted to open a fortune-telling shop. He read a novel in which the protagonist is a fortune-telling shop. The boss, Tongtian thought he was too handsome, so he strongly requested to open a fortune telling shop.
Three days later, Tongtian went home extremely depressed. Yuding asked curiously: "Uncle, how is the business?"
Tongtian shook his head: "Stop talking, no one came, it's true."
Yuding said: "Tomorrow and Saturday, let's go there and have a look." Yuan Yuan sighed: "That's fine, I don't agree to open this store. Your uncle has a big mouth. If you say something that shouldn't be said, it will be troublesome. A whole lot.¡±
I was originally worried that Tongtian would speak nonsense and talk nonsense. If I spoke too much, it would be bad. Tongtian was not convinced: "How could I? I swear I will not talk nonsense. Besides, how can I possibly talk more than you, second brother?" "
The next day, everyone came to Tongtian's store, but no one came. Yuding frowned: "Uncle Master, can you also take the initiative to promote business? Nowadays, everything is about marketing, so you have to take the initiative."
Tongtian slapped his thigh and went out. After a long time, no one came in. Yuding was curious and ran out to watch. He saw Tongtian talking to a woman in her fifties. Yuding nodded happily. He picked a good one. At this age, I am somewhat superstitious.
I just heard Tongtian and the woman say: "Don't leave in a hurry. If my calculation is wrong, it won't be too late for you to leave."
The woman looked at the time and said, "Okay, my son won't finish class until half an hour later."
Tongtian was very happy: "First tell me your hourly horoscope." The woman opened her mouth and reported a series of numbers. Tongtian counted the numbers and said, "I figured it out, you are a woman."
The woman's face changed, "Crazy! Does this still need to be calculated?" After saying that, she left, and Yuding's scalp was numb. At this time, Tongtian hurriedly spoke: "I also figured out that you have a son."
That woman ignored Tong Tian and left. She just said that the protagonist was going to pick up his son. Does this still need to be settled? Yuan Yuan and Laozi also heard what Tongtian said, and they shook their heads, pigs, just pigs.
Yuan Yuan shook his head, and when he saw a woman in her thirties, she stepped forward and said, "Sister, please forgive me for talking too much, but you have been in trouble recently!"
The woman's expression changed and she looked at Yuan Yuan: "Where is the disaster for me? Don't talk nonsense." Yuan Yuan smiled and shook his head: "No? If you are secretive, someone in your family must be sick."
The woman was about to burst into tears: "Master, please help me. My husband has been ill for a long time."
Yuan Yuan said: "Let's talk about it recently! You should be rich and prosperous, but now"
Tongtian was dumbfounded as he watched Yuan bring in the first guest. Tongtian muttered that this was all right. I looked at Tongtian with a calm face: "You are such a pig!"
Tongtian was extremely unwilling and stopped a man: "Sir, please forgive me for talking too much, but you have been in trouble recently!" The man pushed Tongtian away, and Tongtian shouted: "You are in trouble, you are hiding in Yintang and you are in trouble!"
The man was a little unsettled by Tongtian's drink, and he stumbled. Tongtian hurriedly ran forward: "Sir, look, I said you were in trouble. You didn't listen. You really are in trouble, right?"
The man looked at Tongtian's happy face and grabbed Tongtian's collar with great anger: "Damn Taoist priest, you are talking nonsense, I will make you suffer disaster, do you hear me?"
Tongtian walked back with his head lowered, and the jade tripod patted Tongtian: "Uncle, don't worry!" I shook my head: "You'd better not open a divination shop, open another one."
At this time, a man walked to the door of the store and stretched his head. Tongtian was secretly happy. When the business came, he stepped forward and said, "Sister, this store belongs to me. What can I do for you?"
The man glanced at Tongtian, feeling a little embarrassed. I looked at the man lightly: "Don't force anything, everything is fate. If you don't even understand your own heart, why do you ask?"
As soon as the man saw me, he hurriedly pushed Tongtian away: "What the master said is true, but if I don't ask, my heart just doesn't feel comfortable. Master, please help me." After that, he and I walked in. Discuss in store.
Tongtian muttered behind him: "You don't want to rob people like this!" Yuding said: "Uncle Master, you can't do this. How about we open another store?"
Tongtian's face turned dark: "I still don't believe it, I can't receive the guests." The jade tripod has a black line, and the uncle wants to receive the guests. . .
After half an hour, someone finally came and looked at the store a few times, as if he wanted to speak. Tongtian hurriedly stepped forward: "Don't force anything, everything is fate. If you don't even understand your own heart, why do you ask? "
The man looked at Tongtian strangely: "Well, I just want to ask, is the New Century Department Store on this street?"
?"Hahaha" Yuding couldn't help but burst out laughing, Tongtian's face darkened: "Why are you laughing? I will definitely find a big fish."
Yuding finally discovered that Tongtian was not for this kind of rice at all. No wonder he couldn¡¯t get any business. The master and uncle came out and settled two of them in less than half an hour. It was obvious that the uncle had no talent in this area.
Yuan Yuan and I have finished divination for the third guest, and Tongcai found a person. Within ten minutes, the person came out angrily: "I can't say this, and I can't say that, so why should I ask you?"
Tongtian sighed and walked out. Yuan Yuan and Laozi sat leisurely drinking tea. Tongtian lowered his head: "Jealousy, this is naked jealousy. I am so good that even my luck makes me jealous."
The corners of Yuan Yuan's mouth raised: "Yes, everyone is jealous of you, you pig head. This industry relies on eyesight. For example, the first woman smelled of medicine. Obviously someone in the family was sick. If you look at her dress, you will know that she must be For a rich person, if you look at her hands, which are calloused and rough, it means she has suffered a lot."
Tongtian opened his mouth wide, and Yuanyuan continued: "Use your brain to do things!" Yuding admired his master very much, he looked at him so carefully, his master had the potential to be a police detective!
A month later, the business of the fortune-telling shop was getting better and better. Yuding bought fast food and came to the shop after get off work. There were many people sitting in the shop waiting for fortune-telling, and there were also a few regular customers. Tongtian looked at it with a look of injustice on his face.
Since Yu Ding comes from get off work every day, several regular customers in the store said when they saw Yu Ding: "Xiao Yu, you have come to see your master after get off work? What other class do you work in? Your master is so good, you can just follow your master and learn from him." .¡±
The other hand stretched out: "Xiaoyu helped Auntie read the palm. Last time I heard Sister Shen say that your reading is also very accurate." The original deception worked, and everyone introduced each other and gradually became famous. Yuding was called Yuanshifu, and they also thought that Yuding was learning from his master.
Yuan Yuan finally found a job he likes. He chatters with people every day, and those people are very happy to hear it. They are completely different from Tongtian. They look like they wish you could talk more, which makes Yuan Yuan feel extremely accomplished.
I'm even more famous. I don't do divination without making an appointment. I only say three sentences for each divination, but everyone keeps nodding and looking sincere. Last time, someone even asked me for my opinion, saying that they wanted to set up an immortal tablet for me. With.
The unlucky Tongtian was immediately reduced to reception, and many guests were allowed to show the jade tripod without asking Tongtian. Yuding smiled bitterly: "Aunties, my uncle is sitting here. You don't ask, but you ask me, who is half-informed?"
The group of women laughed: "Master Xiao Li is not good at it, but I think you are better than him?"
Tongtian snorted: "I can't do it? What can't do for me? Only women are more difficult to raise than villains." After saying this, he picked up a chicken drumstick angrily and started to chew on it.
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