After Yuding and Sanqing settled down, Yuding didn't know if this was the Earth in his memory, but the new human race called this place 'Earth', and it was similar to the original 'human world' in terms of technology and history.
But there are some differences. For example, when the jade tripod was worn, the gap between the east and the west was quite big, but here they are almost the same. There are also some things in modern history that did not happen. Besides, Taoism was very depressed at the time when Jade Cauldron traveled through it, and Buddhism was not the best. There were other sects. Now, in the East, Taoism is the leader of the three religions, while in the West, Buddhism is the leader, with many side sects.
Yuding spent a week unable to figure out whether the new boundary was his hometown, and finally had to give up.
Sanqing and Yuding stopped using magic after they had their identities. Yuding gave each of Sanqing a computer. After Sanqing learned how to surf the Internet, I started playing chess with others online, and Yuan started watching movies online, which made Tongtian yell. Since he was still young, Yuding logged in to QQ and asked Tongtian to chat. He also found a job with a salary that was barely enough to get by.
One Saturday at noon, since Tongtian had not been offline for three days, Yuding moved a chair out of curiosity and sat next to Tongtian to watch. After a while, Tongtian's QQ friend's profile picture flashed, and Tongtian clicked on it very skillfully. Yuding saw the dialog box thanking "Hello", your name is really funny.
Tongtian thought for a moment and typed, "Isn't it funny? That's my original name." The man passed by and called, "Really? You are the leader of Tongtian, do you know who I am?"
Tongtian wanted to calculate but thought he couldn't use magic now, so he asked: "Who are you?" The man typed: "You are Tongtian and I am primitive."
Tongtian hurriedly stood up and ran over. When he saw Yuan Yuan still watching the movie, he became angry: "Boy, are you the only one who still wants to pretend to be my second brother? I have a lot of saints, so I won't argue with you this time. Next time, be careful you die." Hou Gonggong will let you be a beast in your next life."
Yuding raised his eyebrows, thinking that there was going to be a quarrel. Although the uncle was right, the other party would definitely be angry if they didn't know the identity of the uncle.
Sure enough, after a while, something jumped out of the box: "Confucius said: Don't pretend to be struck by lightning! I originally thought you were a number between 1 and 3, but I never thought you were a combination of 1 and 3."
Tongtian was very puzzled when he saw it: "What kind of consciousness is Xiao Yuding talking about? Did Confucius say it?" Yuding Khan helped Tongtian open Baidu: "Ask Baidu about internal affairs, uncle, you can check it out, I will Let¡¯s go and pour tea for Master first.¡±
Tongtian nodded, Yuding took the tea to watch Yuan Yuan, Yuan Yuan was actually watching a family drama, shaking his head while watching, Yuding brought the tea: "What's wrong, Master?"
Yuan Yuan pointed at the screen: "Look at how bad this wife is. She actually said this to her husband. Isn't this provocation?" After speaking, he glanced at Yuding: "I don't like the wife who competes with me for my son."
Yu Ding read the letters, and the woman said to her husband: "Don't blame mom. Mom is doing it for my own good. I'm not tired. I have nothing to do. This is not an grievance."
The male protagonist hugged the woman and said, "I've wronged you. I will tell you about my mother. I will definitely treat you well in the future." Yuan curled his lips dissatisfied: "A bad woman can pretend to instigate the relationship between mother and child. She will do it in the next life." brute."
Jade Cauldron's black line: "Master, that woman didn't say anything. Didn't she still persuade her husband?" Yuan Yuan shook his head and looked like you didn't understand: "You have no experience. She did this on purpose. This is called playing hard to get, Jade Cauldron You are still young, and you must not look for someone like this when looking for a wife in the future, otherwise it will not hurt our hearts."
Yuding¡¯s face twitched, how could this angry little daughter-in-law become a bad person in the eyes of the master, someone who stirs up family harmony.
At this time, Tongtian shouted: "How dare you scold me, Xiao Yuding, let's go find that 'Sad Pacific' to take revenge."
Yu Ding hurriedly appeared and saw on Tongtian's Baidu page that it said, 'What is the combination of 1 and 3?' Yu Ding couldn't help laughing: "Uncle, don't be angry. You are a saint. If you are angry about this, you are too magnanimous. Bar?"
Tongtian felt extremely wronged: "Second brother scolded me." Yuan Yuan walked over and looked at Tongtian's chat history, then looked at Tongtian: "That makes sense!" After that, he continued to watch the movie.
Tong Tian¡¯s face twitched, and Yu Ding said hurriedly: ¡°Uncle, don¡¯t be angry, there is a KFC downstairs, why don¡¯t I go down with you to have something to eat.¡±
Tongtian thought for a moment: "I'll eat it myself. Xiao Yuding, you type quickly. You can help me scold that person. Just say that his brain is fucked by a pig. What's so offensive? Say what you say. I'll go eat first."
Yuding couldn¡¯t help but smile, and I walked out: ¡°Yuding, please help me quickly, my computer can¡¯t be moved no matter what.¡±
Yu Ding followed me into the room. As soon as he saw the pages for playing chess, I opened 5 pages. Yu Ding moved the mouse and found that the computer had crashed and said: "Uncle, you have too many pages open. Why did you open them?" So many chess players?¡±
I said a little depressed: "They are playing chessMy level is worse than yours, so I had to play with many people, so that it would be interesting. Why is this thing called a "computer" dead? Are you tired? What should we do now? How about you take me to the underworld to grant him 10 years of longevity? "
Yuding shut down and turned it on again: "Uncle, this is not under the control of the underworld, just restart it." Yuding taught me how to restart: "Uncle, do you want me to give you a copy of my memory?"
I waved my hand: "No, no, we said we won't use spells in the future, just tell me." Yuding patiently told me how to use the computer and some solutions.
Yu Ding had not seen Tong Tian for a long time after saying that. Yuan Yuan came out after watching the TV series: "Yu Ding, is your uncle here?" Yu Ding looked up and saw that the time was almost 17:30: "Uncle just went downstairs to eat KFC. , it¡¯s been more than an hour, why haven¡¯t you come back yet?¡±
Yuan Yu curled his lips: "Foodies know how to eat. We won't do anything if we don't eat. Chickens are so expensive. Tong Tian doesn't know how to feel sorry for you. It's not easy to make money." Yuan Yuan feels sad when he sees Yu Ding going to work every day. Very soon, after understanding the approximate prices, he felt that life was not easy.
I looked at the weather: "Oh! It's going to rain. Why hasn't Tongtian come back yet? How come he has to go so long when he's just downstairs? Did he not bring any money?"
Yu Ding said: "How about we go find Uncle Master together? It's almost time for dinner, and wages will be paid in a few days. I have some money left this month. Master, I will take you to eat something good."
Yuan Yuan thought for a moment: "Have you paid the water and electricity bills?" Yu Ding nodded: "I have paid them all." Yuan Yuan readily agreed: "Let's go to the buffet. Tongtian eats a lot, so it's a good deal."
Everyone went out to look for Tongtian. Tongtian was connected to them by blood. It was not difficult to find him at all. Within half an hour, I found Tongtian crowded among a group of people. I turned to Yuding and said, "I'll call Tongtian back. You guys Just wait here."
After I finished speaking, I walked across the street. Yuan glanced in the direction of Tongtian: "I must have gone to join in the fun again. Your uncle is so old and likes to join in the fun every day. Last time a couple had a fight at our house, your uncle was also in high spirits. I ran to see it for more than an hour before I came back."
While we were talking, a car suddenly rushed towards me. Yu Ding and Yuan Yuan were shocked. Yuan Yuan hurriedly said: "Brother, let's go quickly. We can't afford to pay for the damage to such a big car." Yu Ding black line.
I was obedient and was about to leave. Suddenly a figure flashed past and pushed me away. The car hit the man, and a harsh brake sound was accompanied by a scream. Tongtian ran over immediately upon hearing Yuan Yuan's voice, and Yuding and Yuan Yuan also hurried over.
Everyone looked at each other in shock at the scene in front of them. Yuding shouted: "Call the police quickly, call an ambulance!" Tongtianba clicked his lips: "Why call an ambulance? Look, there is only half of it left. Call the funeral parlor!" Tongtian said! What he said was met with blank stares from everyone.
Yu Ding frowned, watching the man's soul leave and fly towards the underworld, and was considering whether to stop him. Laozi sent a message: "That man's life span has expired. It is unreasonable to arrest the soul." Jade Cauldron sent a message to Sanqing: "I'll go take a look. Master, the police may come later, but there shouldn't be any problem. Master, don't mess around." Just talk.¡±
Tongtian was unconvinced: "Why am I talking nonsense? What are you doing in the underworld? It must be the driver who saves the boy. Otherwise, if he hits the big brother, the unlucky ones must be the car and the driver."
Yuan Yu slapped Tong Tian on the head: "What do you say? I'm not such a kind-hearted young man. How much do we need to accompany such a big car?" I twitched my face and muttered: "Two pigs!"
Yuding shook his head and quietly withdrew from the crowd, found a place where no one was around, gathered his magic power and stepped out to the underworld.
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