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    Chapter 241: It¡¯s time to give birth

    Master Xuanzang and his disciples were walking along the road.  More than half an hour later, everyone saw the village in front. Wukong said: "Master's village is just ahead. Should we stay in someone else's house or go to an inn?"

    Xuanzang was about to speak when he suddenly felt pain in his stomach and groaned: "Abdominal pain!" Wukong scratched his head: "Futong? Is there such an inn? Master, have you been here before? Why don't I go look for it first? If I really can't find it,  Master, don¡¯t worry about Futong, Futong, just find a place to rest, okay?¡±

    Xuanzang was sweating on his forehead, his expression was painful, and he really couldn't speak.  Bai Jue realized something was wrong and hurriedly called Wukong: "Elder Monkey, I don't think it's Futong. Elder Xuanzang should be talking about stomachache."

    After hearing this, Wukong came back and said, "Why do you have a stomachache even though you are fine?" Bajie then said, "I also have some stomachache." Sha Monk said, "I think it's because I drank cold water?" Before he finished speaking, he also covered his stomach: "  My stomach hurts too."

    Ao Lie said: "Why don't I feel it?" As soon as he finished speaking, there was a cramp in his stomach. Ao Lie covered his stomach: "I really shouldn't talk nonsense. Seventh brother, my stomach also hurts. The water may be really unclean."  .¡±

    Wukong said: "Then I will help you find a hut, Master. Brothers, please sit down and wait. Miss Bai, please take care of Master and the others."

    Ao Lie and Sha Seng endured the pain.  Ao Lie said: "Seventh brother, look for the drugstore, not the hut, I don't think I'm going to have a stomachache." The other two were not as tolerant as they were.

    Xuanzang called out: "It hurts so much!" Bajie also said: "It hurts so much!" The pain was unbearable for both of them, and Wukong hurriedly ran to the drugstore.  Not long after Wukong left, Xuanzang and others gradually became pregnant.  When you touch it with your hands, it seems that there are lumps of blood and flesh, and the bones are constantly moving around.

    Wukong came to the door of the cottage, but he saw an old woman outside the door, sitting on the grass pier.  The traveler came forward and asked: "Mother-in-law, my master and some brothers feel pain in their stomachs because they crossed the river and ate river water. Where is the pharmacy?"

    The old woman laughed happily and said: "Where did you come from to eat water from the river over there?" Wukong said: "It was from the Qingshui River to the east of here." The old woman happily said with a smile: "It's good to play, it's good to play! I tell you  .¡±

    Wukong is now in a hurry: "Don't talk about it, mother-in-law, can you cure it? My master and brother are still behind. Why don't you lend me a cart and I will bring them here."

    The old woman nodded: "Okay, you come with me." After a while, Wukong pushed a cart with a quilt on it: "Mother-in-law, I'm leaving first. Mother-in-law, I must first cook some hot soup with my master.  We thank you."

    Wukong went to carry Xuanzang and others.  The mother-in-law took them into the house without making soup. She ran away with a smile and shouted: "Come and see, come and see!" Inside, there were two or three more elderly people walking on webbed feet.  The women all came to look at Tang Seng and others and smile.

    Bai Jue was very unhappy, and a sense of crisis suddenly arose. Although the other party was just a few old ladies, she urgently wanted to leave this family.  Bai Jue pulled Wukong: "Brother Monkey, let's switch to another family. I think these mother-in-laws have weird eyes, and I feel panicked."

    Wukong patted Bai Jue: "Why are you panicking? No matter how weird they are, they are still human beings. Why are you afraid of them? Look at Master and the others, how can they move?"

    Xuanzang saw Bai Jue and Wukong murmuring and felt uncomfortable for no reason: "Wukong, your master, I have unbearable abdominal pain. Why don't you go find medicine and drag Miss Bai to murmur?"

    Wukong turned around and said, "Master, I was not the one holding Miss Bai. She was clearly holding me, and we didn't say anything. Miss Bai just said that she wanted to move to another house."

    When Bai Jue heard Xuanzang's words, he lowered his head and curled his mouth.  After hearing this, the old woman laughed and said: "Grandpa, you are still lucky enough to come to my house! If you go to the second house, I'm afraid it will be difficult for you to escape."

    Bajie snorted and said: "Why is it so difficult to escape?" The mother-in-law said: "This is the women's country of Xiliang. Our country is full of women, and there are no men, so I am happy to see you. My family  There are four or five people in the family, all of whom are elderly and have put aside all the romantic affairs, so they are not willing to hurt you. If you return to the second family, the old and the young will be together, who will be willing to let the young people go?  Go over to you! I will have sex with you. If you don't obey, I will kill you and cut off all your flesh to make sachets."

    Everyone's scalps went numb and their stomachs hurt even more. They covered their stomachs and Bajie groaned: "Brother Monkey, I can't do it anymore." Xuanzang also frowned.

    Bai Jue said: "Mother-in-law, do you have any medicine to treat my companion? I have some silver here. Please boil some hot water." After saying that, he took out a few ingots of silver and put them on the table.  "

    The mother-in-law looked at Bai Jue: "The water your companions eat is not good. The river is called Zimu River. There is a Yingyang Pavilion Posthouse outside the city, and there is a fetal spring outside the post gate. I am from here, but I have to  Only when you are over twenty years old can you dare to eat the water from the river.Later, I felt abdominal pain and pregnancy.  Three days later, I went to the Yingyang Pavilion to take photos of my fetus by the water.  If a double shadow appears, a child will be born.  Your companion ate water from the Zimu River, which caused fetal gas. She is going to have a baby soon. How can she be cured by hot soup?  "

    When Xuanzang heard this, he was shocked and said: "Disciple! How can this be good?" Bajie twisted his waist and spread his crotch and hummed: "Grandpa! I want to give birth to a child, but we are men! Where can I give birth?  Door? How to give birth to it?"

    Wukong laughed and said: "The ancients said that when the melon is ripe, it will fall off. If it comes to that time, there will be a hole under his side and he will come out." Xuanzang's face became increasingly ugly.

    When Bajie saw this, he was so frightened that he couldn't bear the pain and said, "That's all, die, die! Master! You have a grandson! He was born to me."

    Sha Monk said seriously: "Second brother, don't be too hesitant! I'm afraid that if you raise your baby's intestines wrongly, you may get a prenatal disease."

    There were tears in Bajie's eyes, and he pulled Wukong: "Brother! Ask this mother-in-law to see if there are any gentle-handed Wenpo there. Look for a few in advance. There will be waves of turbulence in the middle of the night. I think it will hurt when the formation is broken. It's almost over.  , please invite a few more. I¡¯ll wait for there to be more people here.¡±

    Wukong saw that Ao Lie was silent: "Second brother, do you have any orders?" Ao Lie looked ugly: "I am thinking whether I will give birth to a child or an egg?" Everyone's face twitched.

    In the heavenly court, Haotian couldn't help but lowered his head and slapped the table: "I'm laughing to death." The Queen Mother said: "Congratulations to Master Xuandu! On your grandson."

    Xuandu is the only disciple of Bajie. Although Bajie is usually very naughty, in view of the principle of "naughty children are loved by their mothers", he loves Bajie very much. He went to Yuquan Mountain a few days ago, and Jade Cauldron happened to receive Jin Guangxian  He wrote a letter that he wanted to come to heaven, so he hurriedly followed.

    Haotian has the ¡®Haotian Mirror¡¯, which was given by the Taoist ancestor himself. It can see everything in the three realms. It was under his suggestion.  They just observed Bajie and his group, but they didn't expect that just as they watched, they saw Bajie reporting to him that he had a grandson.

    Yu Ding held back his laughter: "Mugong, your apprentice is much faster than you, even though he gave birth to the child himself." Mugong's face turned red: "Oh! I tried my best!" After speaking, he glanced at Golden Mother.

    Yaochi explained: "How about Mu Gong and Jin Mu go to the human world. Haotian and I only gave birth to one Longji in the thousands of years in heaven, but we gave birth to 7 in a few years in the human world. The water and soil in the human world are good."

    Mu Gong thought seriously: "What happened in the Heavenly Court?" Haotian patted his chest: "Don't worry, Emperor. After this journey to the west, the Emperor and Golden Mother will go to the human world. It's also a way to relax and bring back a few."  Little kid, let the Heavenly Court be lively and lively. I will still be busy with the affairs of the Heavenly Court in a few months."

    The Golden Mother bowed: "Thank you, Your Majesty, the Queen Mother!" Jade Ding and Xuandu twitched their faces twice. At this time, a heavenly soldier came in: "Report to the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother! Outside the Nantian Gate, the Qingniu Taoist Priest asks to see you."

    The Jade Emperor looked at the Jade Cauldron, and the Jade Cauldron said: "Bring the green ox in." After saying that, he said to the Jade Emperor: "It's probably because the matter is over and I'm here to report the news."

    After that, Qing Niu followed the Tianbing in and bowed to everyone: "I have met the Emperor of Heaven, the Queen Mother, the Emperor of Donghua, and the Golden Mother." After that, he bowed to Yuding and Xuandu: "Meet the two senior brothers."

    Yuding and Xuandu nodded: "Don't be so polite, sit down first." Qingniu said: "Living up to senior brother's trust, Yang Jiao and his party have already passed Jindou Mountain. There are no monsters in the daughter country ahead, so there should be no danger.  , I¡¯m here to revive you.¡±

    Yuding smiled: "You did a good job, but Junior Brother Qingniu, you still have to make another trip. Nezha and Yao Bing went to play. It is estimated that they will not be back in the next day or two. Junior Brother Xuandu doesn't look very good."  I want grandchildren.¡±

    Xuandu was embarrassed: "Elder brother is joking." Yu Ding raised his eyes and said, "Oh, you want a grandson? That's just the right thing for Zhu Ganglie. Our three religions haven't had children for a long time."

    Xuandu shook his head: "Anyway, if he finds a wife and gives birth to a fat boy or a daughter, I would also like it. But there is no way for a man to give birth to a child."

    Qing Niu's eyes widened: "Zhu Ganglie is going to have a baby? It's incredible. We were drinking wine yesterday, but we couldn't see it at all? Could it be that his big belly is not because he is fat, but because he has a child?"

    Wan Qingniu sighed: "Bajie is such a good boy. It's not easy to travel with a big belly. Alas, I don't know. I even made him drink a lot. I don't know if it will harm the child." Haotian's mouth curled up.  Twitching, I finally couldn't help it: "Hahaha!"

    Qingniu was curious: "What is the Emperor doing? How can he laugh?" Xuandu was not happy: "The Jade Emperor is going to be my uncle, I am so happy." Qingniu was even more surprised: "Yang Jiao is really powerful, Bai Jue has it so quickly  Already?"

    Haotian's laughter stopped immediately, and he suddenly remembered that his eldest nephew was no better than Bajie.  Coughing: "That's not it. There is a river on the edge of the Daughter Kingdom. In the past, it received the yin and yang energy. After people drank it, they would have fetal qi and give birth to a child. The people of the Daughter Kingdom called it the 'Mother River'"

     Xuandu said: "Bajie and the others didn't know that they drank the spring water by mistake and are now pregnant. Alas! How can a grown man give birth?"

    Qing Niu looked embarrassed: "Senior Brother, Senior Brother Xuandu, if you ask me about this matter, I can't do anything about it. I really don't know how to deliver babies. Why don't you ask Kui Niu's wife? At least she is a female and she has given birth."  If you know Hong Boy, you must have some experience."

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