¡¾A nuclear war will destroy the civilization on this planet. £«¡ô¡¿
After completing the loading process, what follows naturally is the script introduction.
Butthe first two sentences of this introduction are full of all kinds of d¨¦j¨¤ vu and flaws.
¡¾98% of the global population died in this war, and the remaining 2% of survivors struggled to survive in ruins and deserts filled with radiation pollution. ¡¿
¡¾Food, fresh water, a safe place to sleepthese things that were originally taken for granted have become luxuries and become objects that people compete for every day. ¡¿
When the narration said this, the picture in front of the players was still dark, with only white subtitles rising slowly.
¡¾In the endthe world abandoned by technology surrendered to violence. ¡¿
As soon as he finished speaking, suddenly, the BGM sounded.
"What the hell?" Feng Bujue was shocked when the first line of the lyrics came out, "Fist of the North Star?" But he immediately denied this inference, "That's wrong the story of Fist of the North Star is not set at the end of the twentieth century. What? But this is 299x"
Soon, accompanied by intense background music, the narrator continued the introduction and answered Brother Jue¡¯s doubts
¡¾In this post-apocalyptic land, countless men with shocking martial arts skills appear one after another. ¡¿
¡¾In order to compete for the position of overlord in the end of the world, they wrote epic scenes of fierce battles on the Tutu Planet. ¡¿
"Huh?" Feng Bujue was stunned at that time, "Tutu Planet?" After being stunned for two seconds, he thought to himself, "What he's talking about is not the Earth at all! So what's the point of talking about the Western Yuan and not the Western Yuan?"
When he complained loudly in his heart, the BGM stopped abruptly. The next second, Brother Jue felt his eyes light up. and gained control of the body.
¡¾The main mission has been triggered¡¿
¡¾Kill four members of the "Corpse Knife Division 2". ¡¿
Just as Feng Bujue wanted to confirm the situation around him, the system prompt sounded.
But fortunately based on the actual situation around him, he had nothing to confirm.
???????????????????????????????: The scorching sun is shining in the sky; no matter which direction you look in, you can see the rolling white sand dunes with no visible edges. And his three teammates were not far from him. The four people were separated in four directions, with a distance of about three meters from each other.
"Brother Jueis this some kind of fantasy-seeking version of the Fist of the North Star world?" Two seconds later, Xiaotan turned around and asked in a tone that didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"No" Feng Bujue replied thoughtfully, "After two and a quarter seconds of thinking, I realized one thing"
"Oh?" Xiao Ling interjected with interest, "What is it?"
"This is the main universe." Feng Bujue's answer and thinking were really out of the ordinary.
As soon as he said this, his three teammates all showed some doubts.
Not only them, but all the viewers watching the game on the live broadcast channel are also confused at this moment.
"This" After a moment, Ruoyu took two steps towards Brother Jue and asked in a deep voice, "how can you see it?"
"The name of this rematch is an obvious reminder" Feng Bujue replied, "The so-called 'Fighting the Four Realms' is a hint that all the scripts of the rematch take place in the main universe."
"Huh?" Xiaotan's eyes widened. Still looking confused, "The four realmsthe main universeisn't the same word, is it?"
"The main universe of Horror Paradise is roughly divided into four realms" Feng Bujue immediately explained in a very calm tone, "They are governed by the four pillar gods"
"Wait a minute." At this time, Xiao Ling suddenly interrupted Brother Jue. "Captainwe are broadcasting live now, and countless viewers are listening to you."
She stopped at the prompt and did not elaborate further, but the subtext was already obvious - "Is it really okay for you to casually disclose this kind of valuable information?"
"Actually, it doesn't matter" Feng Bujue replied with a shrug. "But you have a point." He smiled, "Anyway you just need to believe me. This must be the main universe. I will explain the specific settings to you after this game is over. .¡±
"Wellit's really not convenient to say it now." At this time, Xiao Tan raised his eyes and looked past Brother Jue.He looked over his shoulder and said, "It seems that a group of uninvited guests are coming towards usit seems like they are not slowing down."
While he was speaking, Brother Jue, Ruoyu and Xiaoling all turned their heads and looked in that direction. Although the three people's vision limits were slightly different, they could all clearly see the approaching approach from a distance within three seconds. What is.
"Oh~ the number of peopleoh nothe number of rabbits is quite a lot." Feng Bujue immediately muttered with a smile.
"The setting of a rabbit-shaped human is finebut this mohawk hairstyle is a bit too" Xiao Ling also muttered beside him.
"Well not only the hairstyle, but also the clothing is very similar to that of Fist of the North Star soldiers" Xiaotan continued, "All kinds of huge, spiky metal accessories; extra-large shoulder pads , hand guards, knee pads; meaningless straps and belts; inexplicable underwear worn outside, navel exposed"
While the group of rabbits were driving all kinds of strange motorcycles, Brother Jue and the other three were all complaining about the appearance of the NPC. Only Ruoyu didn't say a word, and she just put her hand on it silently. On the sword on the side of the waist.
¡°Eh-ha!¡±
"Ha ha ha ha¡¡"
¡°Lulu, lulu, lulu¡¡±
After a while, the group of rabbits finally came close. They made strange noises and surrounded the four people on the front line of hell.
"Wellthis kind of unfolding in a fixed sequence" Feng Bujue said with a pained face, "It seems really shameful now"
And Xiao Ling, who was a few meters away, pulled the corner of Xiao Tan's clothes and asked softly: "Hey, I don't know much about "Fist of the North Star". What will happen next?"
Xiaotan turned around and replied: "Well they will probably drive their motorcycles, circling us and raising dust, while they keep yelling and screaming, and making all kinds of perverted expressions that they think are scary. .¡±
"Huh?" Xiao Ling's mouth twitched, "What's the point?"
"Well" Xiao Tan said again. "The first is to enhance the atmosphere, and the second is to delay the time" He paused for half a second, and then added, "This fixed routine of the appearance of miscellaneous soldiers is just like the protagonist wearing clothes, the transformation of a beautiful girl, and the opportunity. It¡¯s like a fusion of armorlong-form animation must rely on these to make a detour.¡±
Just as they were whispering, the rabbits around them gradually slowed down the car and stopped one after another.
When the dust cleared a little, a rabbit man who was more than two meters tall (not counting ears and head hair) and had an unusually tall body jumped out of a three-wheeled motorcycle, commonly known as "Bian San" or "Bianzi". ) climbed out from the side.
With a ferocious smile on his face, he took a few steps forward with heavy steps. As he walked, he muttered to himself: "Hey I'm really lucky today. Four people from Earth can sell it at a good price in the market."
"This Brother Rabbit" A second later, Feng Bujue consciously assumed the role of negotiator, took two steps towards the tall and strong rabbit man, raised his head and said, "I heard what you said, You seem to be planning to arrest a few of us and sell them as commodities?"
"Huh?" The rabbit man looked at Brother Jue with a condescending and contemptuous look, and then sneered. "Hmph Now that you've seen it all, why don't you just surrender?"
"Haha" Feng Bujue showed a smile as warm as spring breeze, "I see" He licked his lips, "By the way. I wonder what your surname is, how do you call it?"
"Hmph" the rabbit man replied, "What? You are standing on my territory, but have you never heard of my name, King Kakalu?"
The moment he said his cute name. Xiao Ling almost laughed out loud, and Xiao Tan was holding back until her face turned red. The audience watching the game (here refers to the audience whose perspective is fixed on the side of the Hell Front) basically burst into laughter on the spot.
"Kakalu King, right?" Feng Bujue replied without changing his expression, half-smiling. "Before you capture me and sell me, I have something to report to you."
"Oh? What's the matter?" A trace of curiosity flashed in Kakalu's rabbit eyes.
Feng Bujue's expression changed and he replied seriously: "I am not an ordinary earthling" As he said that, he moved his hands to his waist, "I am a cook"
"Huh?" Kakalu was stunned for a moment, and then looked back at his companions.
At this time, a tall and thin rabbit man from the group of rabbits behind reminded him: "Your Majesty! He said he was a cook!"
"Oh~" Kakalu nodded when he heard the words, and then cast a disdainful look at Brother Jue, "?"What are you going to say" He snorted coldly, "Huh do you think you can be treated differently just because you have a skill?" ha! I'm really sorry We Tutu people only eat carrots, and we like to eat raw ones. The value of a chef here is no different from that of an ordinary coolie, or even worse"
"That's not what I meant." Feng Bujue shook his head and continued.
"Then what do you want to say?" Kakalu was a little impatient. His speaking speed increased and his voice rose a bit.
"I just want you to know" Feng Bujue said, taking out the scabbard of [Bell's Daily Knife], "I am a man who can make rabbit meat taste like chicken."
In the next five seconds, no one spoke except for the sound of wind and sand
This should be the silence that comes after a cold joke
Regardless of whether the rabbits around them understood it or not, the three people on the front line of hell understood it anyway, but they didn¡¯t laugh either.
"WellI understand" Five seconds later, Kakalu's face darkened and he grinned, "How dare you kid to trick me!"
It¡¯s too late to say it, but it will be soon!
As Kakalu shouted out the second half of his words, his fists also rose.
The fist as big as a casserole struck Feng Bujue's head from top to bottom The fist was powerful and heavy, and the wind from the fist made a whirring sound.
Bang!
One second passed, and the yellow sand exploded.
Although the punch did not hit Brother Jue, after it hit the sand, it created a semicircular sand pit with a depth of one meter.
"What? You dodged it?" Kakaru was shocked when he withdrew his fist.
"It's quite powerful." Before the flying sand dispersed, Feng Bujue's voice sounded again, "Brother Ka, it seems that you are still a boxing master?"
"Hmph! Stupid earthlings!" Before Kakaru could reply, a rabbit from the group of rabbits already shouted, "Our King Kakaru is the descendant of the 'Short-haired Divine Fist'! He doesn't care about the masters who are defeated by him. Countless!"
When they heard the words "Short-haired Divine Fist", Xiao Tan and Xiao Ling finally couldn't help it. They laughed so much that their waists were bent. If it weren't for the attack that might come at any time, they would really want to lie down and laugh for a while.
"Huh" Feng Bujue took a deep breath and turned to his teammates, "Okay, okay, stop laughing. I'll count to three and I'll hit [Lan Jiao-Zhou Duan], you guys stay away."
"clear."
"receive."
"oh."
Xiaoling, Xiaotan and Ruoyu each responded.
Then, Brother Jue started counting: "Onetwo"
At this moment, the rabbits around them basically didn¡¯t understand what this group of people were going to do, and they didn¡¯t understand what Brother Jue meant by ¡°Lan Jiao-Zhou Duan¡±, so they didn¡¯t make any reaction.
ButKakalu seemed to have noticed something.
"Three!" After Feng Bujue counted the last sound, he put one hand on the ground, stood upside down, spread his feet horizontally, and used his waist strength to rotate his feet like a helicopter propeller.
While he was preparing his move, his three teammates were already jumping up and down, and they all left the level level with Brother Jue's legs.
Therefore, when the ring-shaped slash spread out, no one on the front line of hell was affected.
¡°But¡the rabbits are in dire straits.
After this wave of attacks, the bunnymen surrounding the players were almost completely wiped out. They were either cut off from the chest or beheaded Only a few guys who were particularly short, or who happened to be squatting and pretending to be cool, were still alive
Among all the Rabbits around, only one managed to dodge the blow based on his own reaction That person (rabbit) was King Kakalu.
"Tch" Two seconds later, when Kakalu got up from the ground, his face was already pale and green, "It turns out you are also a boxer Damn it!"
"I don't want to be a boxing master." Feng Bujue stood up straight again, dusted off the dust on his sleeves and said, "Like the Six Styles, the Evil King Flame Killing Fist, the Southern Fighting Saint Fist Crane Senryu, etc ¡I have only learned a little bit, how dare I compare with you, the successor of the short-haired divine fist?"
"Stop pretending!" No matter how stupid Kakalu is, he can still hear that the other party is mocking him, so he immediately roared and used his killing move, "Suffer death! Short-haired Hundred-Split Fist!" ( To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novels will be better and updated faster!