Hearing the sound, everyone looked over and found that Brother Jue was squatting on the other side of the altar. They didn't know what he saw. .
"Without further ado, come all over." Feng Bujue said loudly again.
Uncle Good-for-nothing and the others didn't find any valuable clues in these five minutes. When Brother Hearing said this, they gathered over without hesitation.
Soon, four people stood behind him.
"I found two obvious clues" Feng Bujue pointed to a protruding stone slab in front of him and said, "Look carefully, there are two patterns here,"
As he spoke, he stretched out his right hand, placed his palm on the stone slab and stroked it gently.
At this moment, the originally dark stones gave off a little light, causing some orange light patterns to emerge, forming two miniature murals.
"The pattern on the left is quite obvious." Feng Bujue explained while pointing to the light pattern, "Look, it shows a group of people peeing on the altar and giving the middle finger."
"It's true" Atobe broke into a cold sweat, "What kind of trouble is this"
"This probably means asking us to desecrate the altar." Feng Bujue replied, "The specific form should not be limited to the content on the picture. Anyway, it only needs to use some worse means to anger the god and make him show up. "
"It sounds like this is your specialty" Honghu thought.
"Yes, I am very good at this But don't make a decision in a hurry, because there is a second option." Feng Bujue said, and moved his hand to the pattern on the right, "This painting It has to be a bit abstract, and it took me some time to understand it" He explained, "Lookthis one sitting on the altar looks like an anemone at first glance, but it actually refers to a woman, to be precise - a girl. .¡±
"Thenare you asking us to find a young girl to offer as a sacrifice?" Tianma Xingkong continued.
"Correct answer." Feng Bujue nodded. At the same time, he took his hand back and stood up.
"It's too dirty! Let me crush this obscene god with the iron fist of justice!" Tianma Xingkong said with absolute certainty.
"It is necessary to kill him. After all, the mission requires us to do so, but" Feng Bujue paused and glanced at everyone with a meaningful look, "How to summon him is optional"
"The method of summoning may affect the difficulty of the boss battle" Honghu speculated.
"I think so too," said the good-for-nothing uncle, "But there are no female players in our team, so I'm afraid I can only choose the first option"
His words stopped here, because at this moment, he felt a burning gaze.
"Crazy brotherwhat do you want to do" Uncle Good-for-nothing became inexplicably nervous.
Brother Jue stared at Uncle Chai closely, his eyes looked like a pervert, and his tone was the same: "Brother Chai, you still remember the magic sigil that Lysende gave you, right?"
As soon as he reminded them, everyone remembered.
"Yes, there is also this trick!" Honghu continued.
Atobu thought: "Is it a disguise ability"
" Tianma Xingkong didn't express any opinion. He just looked at the good-for-nothing uncle with a smile on his face.
"You guys have to stop" Uncle Good-for-nothing replied expressionlessly.
"You also said that you 'can only' choose the first summoning method when you have no other choice." Feng Bujue put on a serious look again, "This shows that using a method of desecrating the altar to summon Bo ss, it¡¯s really a bad idea" He paused and then said, "But right nowwe are not helpless, are we?"
"I would rather make the boss battle more difficult" Uncle Good-for-nothing replied, "I will be responsible for any losses."
"As a professional player you have to put the team first" Feng Bujue stepped forward and patted the good-for-nothing uncle on the shoulder, saying with sincerity.
"Your dirty, expectant eyes betrayed you once again" Uncle Good-for-nothing pushed Brother Jue's hand away.
"Okay then" Feng Bujue shrugged, "Since you have such a repulsive attitude towards exciting things like pretending to be a girl" As he spoke, he took a step forward and stepped onto the altar. "We have no choice but to use the first method."
"What are you doingare you going to do a striptease?" Atobe said with vacant eyes, "If so, please be sure to say hello so that I can dig out my eyes in advance."
"Ohforget it, girls will be girls." The good-for-nothing uncle sighed and walked up to the altar, "Go down""Go away" He pushed Brother Jue, who used his strength to jump back to the ground.
"Oh! The sissy version of Uncle Good-for-nothing I'm suddenly looking forward to it." Atobe immediately became energetic and said with his eyes widened.
"Hmpha bunch of wretched guys" Honghu adjusted his glasses and snorted coldly.
"Yulong, your trembling hands with excitement have betrayed you." Tianma Xingkong stood behind Honghu and complained unceremoniously.
"Xingya, your eyes that are as wide as copper bells have given you away" Feng Bujue turned around and complained about Brother Ma.
"Actually, he is usually in this state" Atobe gestured with his hands on his face, "He has always had such thick eyebrows and big eyes"
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While these guys were talking nonsense, Uncle Good-for-nothing put his hand on his shoulder and activated the talisman.
Suddenly, a white light appeared, and what appeared in front of the players was
(After careful consideration, I decided to omit this description)
"Uh-huh" The four players turned around suddenly at almost the same second and vomited towards the ground behind them.
"Is this really a lie" Uncle Good-for-nothing's voice didn't change at all when he said this, "Fortunately, there is no mirror. I don't want to end up like you."
"Such a thing actually happened" Feng Bujue showed an unprecedented solemn expression, "This appearance that breaks through the sky no, breaks through dimensions is really um"
Tianma Xingkong gasped in panic: "Damn it As a hero, it's wrong to judge people by their appearance, but uh"
"It's because you guys, the wretched ones, have raised the expectations that Iah" Honghu's vomit almost spurted straight from his esophagus to the ground.
"This has nothing to do with expectations!" Atobe shouted while taking advantage of the vomiting break, "I vomited without realizing it!"
"Hey! What are you talking about" Feng Bujue replied, "Do I represent the lower limit of human beings?"
"Hayou're going to have to take it upon yourself." Uncle Good-for-nothing laughed and said, "Okay, the mission time is limited, stop making trouble and get ready to fight the boss." He said, slowly sat down, and then lay down on the altar, " Next, I just need to lie flat, right?"
"Uh-huh" When the four of them heard the word "lie", some pictures flashed through their minds. Although they didn't look at Uncle Good-for-nothing, they couldn't help but vomited all over the floor again.
"Oh hahahaha" Suddenly, a burst of hearty laughter came.
That voice is magnetic, rich and distant.
Along with the laughter, all the light stones in the entire hall burst into bright light. Those rays of light blinded the players. Only the good-for-nothing uncle wearing sunglasses saw Walker's appearance clearly A rift in time and space suddenly opened above the altar, and a figure slowly descended from it.
Wokol is an elf man with pointed ears. He wears a light green robe, fast boots, a hood over his shoulders, and carries a banjo on his back. He looks like a troubadour. dress up. And his appearance can simply be described as "beautiful", with his eyebrows as picturesque and his majesty as a mountain. Every move and every move has the femininity and elegance of a woman, but also the strength and coldness of a man.
It has to be said that the contrast between him and the good-for-nothing uncle lying on the altar at this moment can be called "extreme"
After a few seconds, the surrounding light dimmed, and the other four players also opened their eyes and looked back. At this time, the space-time rift had disappeared, leaving only Walker's figure hanging in the air.
The first line after the boss appears is this
"Haha Believers, very good, you have sent me another lovely girl, I can't wait to play a song for her~ Haha Come, let me see your face, my dear Less ah!!!"
That magnetic, deep, and distant voice shouted out a scream that can only be heard when killing a chicken.
"Ah - ah!" Walker really couldn't believe his eyes. When his eyes instinctively moved away, he couldn't help but take another look, so he screamed twice in succession.
"What kind of reaction is this" Atobe looked at Boss with sympathetic eyes and muttered.
Feng Bujue continued: "This isevery time I look at it, it feels like my own balls have been kicked"
"You, you, you" Walker didn't know what to say. Before he could successfully organize a whole sentence, he couldn't help it
The next second, Walker descended from mid-air, ran to the corner, held on to the wall and began to vomitvomit¡¡
"Now!" Feng Bujue took out his kitchen knife and gave the order.
"Oh!" Jibu, Honghu and Tianma Xingkong shouted in unison and swarmed forward.
These four people took advantage of the fact that the god was in a semi-collapsed state physically and mentally and killed the boss with one fierce attack.
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five minutes later¡¡
"Ahit seems to have changed back." Uncle Good-for-nothing said.
When the four people with their backs to him heard this, they turned their heads one after another.
"God" Atobe wiped his sweat, "Fortunately, this 'disguise' doesn't last long."
At this time, they had naturally completed the previous main mission [Within fifteen minutes, use the altar in the sacrificial hall to summon and defeat the wandering god Vokol]. The system prompt had already sounded, but the next mission had not yet been spawned. .
"Huh" Feng Bujue also let out a long breath, "This [beep¡ª¡ª] is really the easiest boss I have ever killed"
"Speaking of whichyou were a little too harsh just now" Tianma Xingkong glanced at the broken corpses in the corner and said, "Are you going to chop people into pieces? If it weren't for system protection, even a few of us would have been chopped down by you. hurt."
"You're right I really just chopped him up like stuffing." Feng Bujue's answer is always so unexpected, "Now the rations are considered to be in place."
"You don't feel comfortable eating human flesh, Sky" Atobe continued.
"Ah?" Feng Bujue turned his head with a ruthless expression, raised an arm and pointed at Walker's body and said, "Is this a human being? This is obviously a god, okay? To say the least, this is also An elf."
"It feels weird to eat elves" Atobe replied.
"Tch eating pigs and chickens, doesn't it feel weird to you?" Feng Bujue said, "You feel compassion when you see a humanoid creature? Are you worthy of being turned into shit all those years ago? A living creature? If you can, you can eat mushrooms for the rest of your life."
"Why mushrooms Even if you want to be vegetarian, there are many choices" Atobe thought.
"Yes, if you add cucumbers, eggplants, carrots, etc., it will be even more perfect." Feng Bujue raised his eyebrows and added.
"Don't go too far" Atobe seemed to have heard the metaphor of this sentence, and continued with a look of displeasure, "Your obscene words and deeds with double traps are completely worthy of being reported! "
"Anyway, I have to eat this time. You would rather starve. It's your freedom." Feng Bujue didn't bother to discuss it with them anymore. He turned around and walked towards Walker's body, "Next The mission may be coming soon, I need to hurry up and bake some cooked meat so that I can eat some of it and save some of it."
"What a crazy person" Looking at Brother Jue's back, the good-for-nothing uncle thought.
"He has a human face and an animal heart" Tianma Xingkong continued.
"It's extremely vicious" Hong Hu also said.
The three of them were talking as they followed Feng Bujue
"Hey! Did you still follow me after all?" Atobe was scorned by these people, but after he finished complaining, he quickly showed a hesitant look.
In the end prompted by the increasingly obvious hunger, he also joined
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After a while, the fragrant aroma filled the hall.
The overflowing meat juices dripped from the pieces of meat and poured on the fire, making a sizzling sound.
"Wellthe branches of these Trees of Mockery are indeed resistant to burning. Just two or three branches overlapped together can maintain such a fire for a long time." Feng Bujue chatted with his teammates without saying a word.
At this time, Brother Jue was holding the kitchen knife horizontally, using the knife surface as an iron plate to grill a piece of meat cut from the ribs.
"I know you want to lighten the atmosphere, but I thinkit's better for everyone to remain silent at this moment" Honghu continued, and he also used an arrow at this moment (Honghu has several physical arrows in his bag, which are A consumable item similar to Special Bullets) wearing a quick neck meat while roasting.
"Haha Are you still struggling with the matter now?" Feng Bujue's tone sounded like an old bustard, "From the moment you sit around here picking meat, you should have realized it" He shrugged He shrugged, "Ahbut I can understand youeverything is like this. It's easy to go from one to two, but it's as difficult as climbing to the sky from zero to one."
"Your drug lord-like tone, coupled with the eyes that force girls into prostitution are really helpful." Honghu said another irony to ridicule Brother Jue.
Actually, his mentality is pretty good
Uncle Good-for-nothing, Tianma Xingkong and Jibu really don¡¯t want to say a word.
Just as the atmosphere of incomparable curiosity intensified, the system prompt came [The main mission has been updated]
¡¾Within one hour, pass through the corridor behind the altar and arrive at the Crystal Mystery Realm. ¡¿(To be continued.)