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Episode 1: Pot Chapter 10: Ironwood Gourd

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    Aunt Fan Zhuo's moans are undoubtedly touching. This woman is very fat, but her facial features are still decent, especially the hemorrhoid at the lower left corner of her mouth, which adds a bit of charm.

    Fan Zhuoxin said, I have been here for several days in vain, but today there is indeed real goods.

    Immediately, Fan Zhuo blocked the hole at the bottom of the house and carefully touched the roof, trying not to make any sound.

    But as the saying goes, people make mistakes and horses make mistakes. No matter how careful you are, unexpected situations will inevitably occur.

    With a "crunch", Fan Zhuo accidentally hit a peeking device while climbing on the roof, and the sound immediately alerted his aunt.

    Fan Zhuo¡¯s aunt kicked the man out who was still licking her toes, picked up the quilt and covered the exposed half of his small pot-like vagina, and shouted in a low voice:

    "Bad ghost, isn't it your bastard nephew who's here to peek again? Hurry up and let me go out and see if this kid is here to cause trouble again."

    ?? Uncle Fan Zhuo, that is, Shen Wurou, had a wry smile on his face, and had already put out the tent. He bent down, smiled, and walked out:

    "No, it can't be my nephew. I blocked all the holes he made for peeping. I'll scare you."

    Uncle Fan Zhuo went out for a casual look. Also because he was anxious about that, he didn't even look at the roof and went back into the house.

    "It's okay, it's just a wild cat."

    After some explanation, the two continued to play the unfinished game.

    Fan Zhuo secretly touched a few peeking traps he had left behind on the roof, but they were all blocked. However, this did not bother him, so he changed to a more hidden place and used the small phone he carried with him.  The iron hook was inserted into the wood gap on the roof, and with a slight hook, a palm-sized board was brought out.

    ¡°You have to be careful as a human being, hehe, watch the show without any hesitation!¡±

    Fan Zhuo stared at what was going on with his uncle and aunt below. He saw the man licking the seam of the woman's toes, making the woman's face look full of pleasure. At the critical moment, the woman hooked her thigh and knocked the man off.  to yourself.

    With a lewd smile on his face, Fan Zhuo's uncle groped for a while in his lower body, and quickly untied his belt, followed by one, two, two, but after less than ten moves, Fan Zhuo's uncle had already declared it over.  , after a period of twitching, his body softened, and he lay on the woman like a dead dog.

    Aunt Fan Zhuo kicked him away fiercely, pointed at her nose and cursed: "You bastard, you do this a few times every time. I will be unlucky for eight lifetimes with you."

    Uncle Fan Zhuo tried to explain and found a very reasonable explanation.

    "Well, it's not my fault. You said you haven't let me touch you for four days. If you let me touch you every day, I guarantee that I can last longer!"

    The bickering between the two couples was very lively, but Fan Zhuo, who was watching the show above, quit and cursed loudly:

    "You bitch, uncle, tell me about you, you can't blame my aunt for kicking you. Who else can live with you without holding your breath? It's over in just a few times? Look at this hunchback, he can last a whole night,  It¡¯s really disappointing, and it¡¯s even more disappointing to see you two doing this!¡±

    "I'm going to fuck you daddy!" Uncle Fan Zhuo finally couldn't bear it anymore. He wanted to say fuck his mother, but then he thought about it, his mother is also his sister. If he said it out loud, wouldn't it be a crime?  Besides, now she has become a lonely ghost.

    Shen Wurou couldn't help it anymore and finally had enough. He cursed loudly, picked up the iron hook on which the pork was hung and chased him out.

    I have to say, being young is good!  At least his legs and feet were much more nimble than those of older people. By the time Shen Wurou chased him out, Fan Zhuo was already striding towards the village chief's house.

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    At the time of Xu, Fan Zhuo arrived at the village chief's house. The village chief's house was also very lively at this time. Several merchants from outside gathered here to drink heavily. When they all turned their attention to the man who kicked in the door,  Fan Zhuo also looked at them with a smile when he saw the young people.

    "Oh, look, look! This little guy is such a tiger. He even kicked in the door of the village chief's house. He has a bright future. He really has a bright future!"

    One of the merchants drank some wine, his cheeks turned red, and he cheered when he looked at Fan Zhuo.

    A merchant next to him tugged at the man and said with a smile:

    "Old Zou, they all say you are an old Zou, but this time you are really mistaken! This is Fan Motou, who has become famous recently. The pun-intended sarcastic words you just said, Fan Motou can't understand  ?"

    Fan Zhuo rolled his eyes and was about to step forward to ask why the man just said sarcastic words, but he was pulled away by the old village chief, who said with a smile:

    "It's okay, it's okay. This kid Dabao lacks discipline. I called him here just to have a good life."Give me a lesson.  "

    In fact, the old village chief did not expect that this group of merchants would be drunk at this time. He thought they would finish and leave early, so he asked Fan Zhuoxu to rush over, hoping that he would avoid these merchants.

    There are a group of merchants left. You look at me and I look at you. Only the merchant nicknamed Lao Zouyan had a wry smile on his face and asked me, how could that be a sarcastic comment?  After being tricked by damned Lao Yin, if Fan Motouji hangs on me, that would really be an injustice

    "Wait!"

    The merchant known as Lao Yin put down his wine cup, waved his hand, and calmly stopped the old village chief who was holding Fan Zhuo and was about to leave.

    The old village chief had a bitter look on his face, knowing that this man's name was Yin Chang, nicknamed Yin Wuchang, and he was a well-known profiteer. This time he came to collect the goods, which made the old village chief extremely disgusted. He lamented that the price of goods will be lowered this year.  Got it!

    When the merchant named Yin Chang called out to the old village chief, the mature old man instinctively sensed something was wrong, and quickly kicked Fan Zhuo on the butt and yelled:

    "You're a bastard, you've been causing trouble all day long, and you just kicked in the door and disturbed a few adults, why don't I discipline you on your father's behalf?"

    Then the village chief smiled at several merchants, apologized repeatedly, and still took Fan Zhuo to the back room.

    "Did I say I wanted him to leave?"

    The person who spoke was still the merchant named Yin Chang, and looking at his face, it was obvious that he wanted to make things difficult for others.

    The old village chief sighed leisurely, turned around and asked with a stiff expression:

    ¡°I wonder what¡¯s wrong with Mr. Yin?¡±

    Yin Chang looks easy-going on the surface, but he is actually a black-hearted person. He also drank some wine and was a bit promiscuous. He probably just wanted to impress the village chief and the so-called Demon Fan by calling him out.  Ichiban.

    Of course, this is what the old village chief thinks, but only this group of merchants know what Yin Chang's purpose is.

    "I heard" Yin Chang spoke in a long voice, thinking that he was very proud of a big shot scolding others:

    "Recently, Fan Motou has been having a lot of fun. Both Lingxia Village and Lingzi Village have been there. Yin is very familiar with the legend of Fan Motou. Today, let Yin know about Fan Motou.  How capable is the head? We merchants who can make a fuss are obedient!"

    Fan Zhuo raised his eyebrows and was about to speak, but was pinched by the old village chief, holding back the hurtful words he was about to blurt out.

    The old village chief said pleasantly:

    ¡°These are just exaggerated rumors, Lord Yin, don¡¯t listen to them!¡±

    Yin Chang stood up and pointed at the old village chief and scolded:

    "You old man, you keep talking nonsense, believe it or not, I kicked you to bits and pieces of your bones? I'm looking for Demon Fan, not you, old man. If you know what's going on, get out of here!"

    If the only person in the village who can make Fan Zhuo honest is the village chief, this is also related to the fact that he has often been taken care of by the old village chief since he was a child. Fan Zhuo is like this. He will be very polite to the people he respects, just like him.  Just like how I treated Han Yu before, I couldn't find any trace of the devil's viciousness.  But when Yin Chang scolded the old village chief, Fan Zhuo couldn't help it, and said with a very honest smile:

    "Uncle Yin, why are you so angry? Why are you arguing with an old man? Devil Fan should be talking about me. I'm right here. If you have anything, come at me."

    This is because the outside merchants don¡¯t understand Fan Zhuo, but the village chief knows that the more honest the child smiles and the more easy-going he behaves, the greater the anger in his heart.

    Such a restrained character has become Demon Tou Fan¡¯s signature, and it is also an extremely rare attitude in dealing with situations.

    Fan Zhuo is quick-thinking and feels that these merchants are so messy and targeting him at every turn. Maybe they are using him as a guide and have no other purpose!

    If not, what idiot would become a merchant?  And the merchants are all very smart, so they will not offend anyone openly.

    Even if you want to harm people, you are still behind the scenes. After all, the world is full of twists and turns, and people's hearts are sinister. How can someone with a high self-esteem suddenly pop up and cause trouble in his spare time?

    Sure enough, what Yin Chang said next made Fan Zhuo understand the reason why they would always target him and show their ugly face.

    Yin Chang said with a smile:

    "Earlier, Demon Fan kicked in the door and disturbed us. Then, the village elder, you didn't consider your identity and kept talking nonsense because you were disrespectful to us. For this, Yin will ask for a favor.  Excuse me! The 'Ironwood Gourd' that Chen Erniu in your village found in the mountains was originally purchased for one hundred taels of gold. Since Demon Fan was the first to disturb him, the twenty taels of gold were erased; later, the village chief  Your obstruction and disrespect, thisI have one hundred taels of gold, so I¡¯ll give you fifty taels!  "

    Fan Zhuo suddenly understood. Sure enough, the purpose of targeting him and the village chief was just for this "iron-wood gourd"!

    Fan Zhuo is also very familiar with such extremely precious things as ironwood gourds. A few years ago, someone in the village found one in the mountains and sold it at a very high price. It is said that this ironwood gourd has extremely unique functions.  The internal juice is diluted with water to quench the forged weapon. The weapon will be extremely sharp and can even increase the level of a mortal weapon by a small amount!

    Those who practice martial arts, immortality, and even Taoism all need to use weapons, and weapons are also divided into very clear ranks, from low to high: mortal weapons, magic weapons, spiritual weapons, and fairy weapons.  Among these large levels, each level is divided into four smaller levels, namely: lower, middle, upper, and top level.

    The juice in the ironwood gourd can actually raise the level of a mortal weapon by a small amount. That is to say, after a low-grade mortal weapon is forged and quenched with water diluted with the juice, it can reach the level of a mid-grade mortal weapon.  Category, from this, the function of this iron-wood gourd can be seen!

    No wonder the merchant named Yin Chang is making things so difficult because of this thing!

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