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- "Master, youare you going to meet the gods like this?"
A few minutes later, Qin Ren rushed out of Guanghan Palace, the main palace of the Moon Palace, followed closely by the Jade Rabbit, who followed and shouted.
"Of course!!" Qin Ren's face was filled with heat. Even the cold air of Guanghan Palace seemed so vulnerable in front of him at this moment. "Otherwise, what else can we do?"
"But, your clothes" Yutu said with some embarrassment, looking at Qin Ren's ordinary "human world clothes".
"What's wrong with my clothes?" Qin Ren's face couldn't help but get hotter. "No matter how unsightly it is, it's still better than the clothes you found. Youyou, youyou see clearly¡ª¡ª" He stretched out his right hand and pointed at himself with his index finger. Qin Ren said carefully every word¡ª¡ª" I! am! a! man!¡¯s!! Understand?!¡±
"No, I-don't-understand" Jade Rabbit, who has lived for thousands of years, unexpectedly learned a foreign language at some point. At this time, hearing what Qin Ren said, he tilted his head slightly and thought for a moment. He answered honestly.
"Oh poof" Qin Ren vomited blood.
"Huh?" Jade Rabbit was confused and confused.
"Okay, let me explain it more clearly" Qin Ren had to admit defeat when he was full of regrets, "I am a man, so the clothes left by Chang'e in the Guanghan Palace, I You can¡¯t even wear one, so what are you doing here rummaging around to find the most beautiful clothes? Men, you have to wear men¡¯s clothes, and there aren¡¯t any in this Guanghan Palace¡ªdo you understand now?¡±
If you still don¡¯t understand, I will push you away immediately. I will tell you what it means to be a man. Do you believe it or not?
"Of course this Jade Rabbit understands!" Jade Rabbit blinked, "So, the master can turn into a woman, and then change into the most beautiful clothes to meet the gods. Didn't Lord Taibai Jinxing just say that he wants to find someone this time? An opportunity to get closer to the gods"
¡°Do you need to use seduction to get closer?!!¡± Qin Ren roared angrily, his face became hot, and he interrupted her directly.
"But Master"
"I already said there is no need to mention the transformation ability! Am I Chang'e or are you Chang'e?! Bah why do I ask this" Qin Ren said angrily, "Am I the master or are you the master?!"
"Of course you are the master!" Jade Rabbit immediately replied respectfully.
"Then there's no need to talk nonsense!" Qin Ren said, "That's it, I'll go meet the gods and officials, no problem!"
"This" Jade Rabbit had a look of embarrassment on his face.
So far, although the 76th Chang'e yesterday and the 77th Chang'e in front of us have said things like "Who said Chang'e must be a woman" or "Who said a man cannot be Chang'e", but for thousands of years This habit still made her feel in her heart - "The male Chang'e still feels strange when seeing the gods"
"My image, even if it's not so handsome, it won't make others stay away from me," Qin Ren said with righteousness and dignity in an instant, "I don't need to make any transformations, so that everyone can see me as I am. OK, stay true to yourself, I¡¯m satisfied, I¡¯m proud, I¡¯m proud.¡±
Jade Rabbit: ""
In fact, it is just a way, what is the reason.
"Besides, it's me who deals with the gods. I don't worry about image or anything. Why are you worried?" At this time, Qin Ren softened his voice again and said slowly, "As the saying goes, no matter how difficult it is, no matter how dangerous it is, , just treat yourself as a loser, no matter how hard and tired you are, just treat yourself as a loser - if there is any embarrassing thing, just bear it and let it go."
"Oh" Qin Ren had reached this point. Naturally, Yutu couldn't say anything more, so he had to respond with some embarrassment.
"Then there's nothing else to prepare." Qin Ren breathed a sigh of relief, "It's a virtue to arrive early when gathering with others. Let's go there right now - where is the Lingxiao Palace?"
"This way." Jade Rabbit pointed to the southeast, "Master, please follow meit's still quite a distance away."
"Okay!" Qin Ren quickly responded.
He is eager to leave Guanghan Palace immediately.
Just now, he had seen too many things that made his face red, ears red, and heart pounding.
In addition to the cabinets full of women's clothing, the entire Guanghan Palace, from windows to tables to bed curtains to quilts, various decorations and various items, all show the feminine beauty of women, and those aloof beauties who seem pure and pure The accompanying pure white gauze clothes, the light pink quilt that seemed to reveal the endless tenderness of a woman like water, and the bed curtains made of the most beautiful cold jade and the most beautiful pearls and emeralds made him feel happy when he saw it. For a moment, if there was a pure and pure woman living there, and you invited him in to talk, he would probably feel his heart pounding as he walked in, as ifAn innocent boy walked into the room of the goddess in his heart, not to mention
From now on, that "goddess" may be - himself
Thinking about this made his face feel as hot as boiling water.
"Calm down, calm down, calm down" When the Jade Rabbit had already taken off in front of him, and Qin Ren was about to fly up behind him, he turned around and glanced at the main palace of Guanghan Palace where he had just walked in. He was inside before. Everything he saw suddenly came to mind again, making his whole head seem to be on fire. Qin Ren couldn't help but hurriedly suggest himself in his heart - "I am not that kind of innocent young man who has never seen the world. Brother, I am." People who have experienced all kinds of ups and downs have seen the big world. There are just a few women's rooms where you can just hang out and play. Even if you really live in them, what's so strange about them!"
This psychological suggestion quickly made him feel much more comfortable.
"But it's better not to live in it" Then he added in his heart.
Then he quickly concentrated, activated his flying ability, flew up, and caught up with the Jade Rabbit.
ten minutes later.
"Is this the Nantianmen?"
When the three big Chinese characters for "Nantian Gate" came into view, looking at the tall and majestic two gate pillars with their tops already deep into the clouds, Qin Ren said to himself with some wonder and a little disappointment.
There is no gate in Nantianmen. Or rather, no door panels.
It's probably like a highway toll station. There are a few pillars erected to indicate road boundaries - but the pillars are a bit too tall - a few guards stop there, block the way forward, and then set up another one next to it. The stone tablet has three characters "Nantianmen" written on it. This is the most important gate to enter the heaven. It doesn't even have a big red painted palace gate like the Forbidden City in Beijing. Although the pillars were extremely majestic, to Qin Ren, who had just seen the luxurious palace complex of his Guanghan Palace, the Nantian Gate seemed a bit shabby in comparison.
"This is indeed the Nantianmen." He was sighing. At this time, a gatekeeper-like figure in front of him heard his tone, as if such a "majestic" gate as the Nantianmen was nothing in his eyes. , and immediately replied rather unhappily, "What kind of idler are you, who dare to trespass into the important land of heaven?!"
"I¡¡"
"General," Qin Ren was about to answer, but Jade Rabbit took the lead and quickly replied, "This is my master, the 77th Chang'e who took office yesterday in Guanghan Palace."
"Huh?" The guard was stunned as Qin Ren expected.
Because Guanghan Palace is independent of other palaces in the heaven, the succession of the palace owner is also different from other palaces in the heaven. The previous palace owner can freely pass it on to the person designated by him. This is not the case in the heaven. Everyone knows it, and Guanghan Palace has the most frequent changes in palace owner in the entire heaven. The gate guards have also heard about this for a long time, so when they heard that Guanghan Palace changed its owner again, all the gatekeepers thought about it. I'm not surprised, but
"This is the palace card of our Guanghan Palace." Jade Rabbit quickly stepped forward and handed over a token that seemed to be made of white jade.
The guard took the token blankly, put it in front of his eyes, and looked at it.
Immediately, he seemed to suddenly come back to his senses, and stuffed the token back - "Yutu, of course we know you. With you here, there will naturally be the palace token of Guanghan Palace, but"
"Just what?" Jade Rabbit asked.
"Where did you get this young boy and use him to pretend to be Chang'e?!" The guard stretched out his hand and pointed at Qin Ren from a few meters away - "I I will remember Youyou almost never joked before, but today¡¯s joke is too big, isn¡¯t it?!¡±
"Jade Rabbit is not joking." Jade Rabbit took back the palace card and replied seriously, "He is indeed the 77th Chang'e of our Guanghan Palace."
Doorman: ""
"Ahem" At this juncture, Qin Ren felt that it was time for him to express his position, so he coughed twice and cleared his throat, "I do"
"Whoops!"
But he didn¡¯t have time to finish his words. The next second, as the figure in front of him flashed, the guard flashed in front of him, grabbed his collar, and lifted him up slightly¡ª¡ª
"Boy, Yutu is so easy to deceive. Do you think Grandpa and I are so easy to deceive?" Then the distance between their heads was only five centimeters. The guard held Qin Ren's collar and approached him, lowering his face. The voice said in a deep voice, "Tell me! Who are you? What is your purpose in trying to sneak into our Nantianmen?"
"Can you move your face further away?" Qin Ren frowned slightly, and the other party spoke.??, the breath coming out of his mouth was blown onto his face. If he wasn't careful, he would be "kissed" by this man - "Also, I didn't lie to anyone I am the master. Chang'e! The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor want to see me today!"
"" The guard was slightly startled. "Oh bah!" But in the next second, he immediately became full of contempt, "With your virtue, you dare to dare to say that you are Chang'e?!"
"I'm not Chang'e, are you?!" Qin Ren was inexplicably annoyed as he kept talking by the collar, so he blurted out.
"I" the guard said sadly.
He really isn't.
"Master, use your 'auditory hallucination' ability." At this time, Jade Rabbit walked back this way and said, "This is Chang'e's unique priestly ability in the entire heaven. After he is tricked, he will understand that you are It¡¯s Chang¡¯e.¡±
"" When the man holding Qin Ren's collar heard this, he involuntarily let go of his hand, took two steps back, and became alert.
"Ahem" Qin Ren put his feet on the ground, stood firm, and coughed twice in a decent manner.
Sister Ni I've only heard you say you have that ability, but you haven't used it yet!
But, forget it, anyway, the principle of using various abilities is basically the same. After you can use stealth, other abilities are just a matter of proficiency or unskilledness. There is no question of whether you can use it or not.
Qin Ren took a deep breath and concentrated secretly - let¡¯s give it a try! !
And the guard who had grabbed his collar before also frowned at this time, concentrated, and prepared to resist.
At this time, the guard already felt a little regretful. Listening to Yutu's tone and looking at that person's posture, could he really be the current Chang'e in Guanghan Palace? Although Chang'e's power has continued to decline throughout the ages, it should still be more than enough to deal with a young gatekeeper like him. If he is "heard" by this kid, he will give him a psychological suggestion and ask him to kowtow and bow to him. As just now If you grab his collar to retaliate, you will lose a lot of face.
The two people immediately got into stance and concentrated on each other. This will be a war without gunpowder, and they won¡¯t even need to use their hands and feet. However, what the loser will lose is his own "dignity"!
This is a war that cannot be lost!
"Oh, Xiao Qin, Jade Rabbit," but at this moment, Taibai Jinxing's familiar voice came from not far away, "So you are already here"
""
Qin Ren and the guard suddenly let out a sigh of relief.
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