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Volume 1: First Appearance Chapter 31: Farce

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    After entering the door, Luo Tian looked around and found that it was a common courtyard for farmers, a two-and-a-half-story building. In front of the building was a small courtyard surrounded by walls. There were several pomegranate trees planted in the northeast corner of the courtyard.  In the northwest is a grape trellis with a stone table and several stools placed under the trellis.

    The nearly 200 square meters courtyard should have been empty, but at this time it was filled with people and there was a lot of discussion.

    "What on earth is going on? What happened to Zhao Fei's family?"

    "Hey~~~~I heard that his precious daughter is sick."

    "Are you sick? Why don't you go to the hospital?"

    "I went there. I heard that I even went to the hospital in the provincial capital, but there was no way to save him!"

    "What kind of sickness is this?"

    ¡°You¡¯re crazy, you must be possessed!¡±

    "Oh, no wonder we invited a Taoist priest, it seems he wants to catch ghosts!"

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    Squeezing into the crowd, Luo Tian found that there were not only Taoist priests, Taoist nuns, but also monks in the crowd, and each had their own magic weapons: those holding whisks, those carrying wooden fish, and those carrying peach wood swords.  The pomp and circumstance, with Taoist boys and nuns, sitting cross-legged and meditating in the corner If you weren't paying attention, you might have thought it was a temple fair.

    Shaking his head, Luo Tian whispered to Master Jiu beside him:

    "Jiuye, this is not a solution. It doesn't matter if these people are crowded here."

    Master Jiu also frowned, turned to Luo Tieniu and said, "Tieniu, drive the people out and clear the yard."

    "good."

    Luo Tieniu unceremoniously pushed aside the people in front of him, walked to the field, and shouted loudly: "Let's go, get out of the yard, what's there to see?"

    "Let's go, let's go! I won't be polite if you hang around here again!"

    Seeing that the crowd was motionless, Luo Tieniu gave a loud shout and stretched out his hand to push the person standing at the front out.

    "What are you doing? Why are you pushing?!"

    "This is your yard? If you don't leave, I'll throw you out!"

    Luo Tieniu lives up to his name. He is tall and thick, like a black buffalo. His eyes are as wide as bells, with a fierce look. This shout is like a thunder explosion. Everyone is startled and starts slowly.  The man who had been pushed by Luo Tieniu just now did not dare to say anything and walked away in despair - if he stayed any longer, he believed that Luo Tieniu's fist would definitely hit him in the face.

    "boom!"

    Luo Tieniu closed the courtyard door, clapped his hands and said, "It's better now, the world is peaceful."

    "What nonsense! When there are many people, the yang energy is strong, so the evil energy can be washed away! Now it's better, you have driven away the people and the yang energy is gone!"

    Luo Tian looked in the direction of the sound and found a skinny Taoist priest staring at Luo Tieniu, with the whisk in his hand pointing at Luo Tieniu.

    "Hey, you said there is no yang energy here? I am still a child, and one person is as good as a hundred people watching the fun. Do you think I am right?"

    Before Luo Tian could say anything, Luo Tieniu had already strode in front of the Taoist priest and shouted loudly.

    "Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, youwhat do you want to do"

    "I said, is the yang energy in this yard enough or not enough now?"

    Luo Tieniu is nearly two meters tall, like an iron tower. On the contrary, the Taoist priest is estimated to be a little over 1.6 meters tall. He is skinny and has a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. When they stand together, they look like one is an eagle and the other is a chicken.

    "It's enough it's enough it's really enough, it's even more than before"

    Seeing this, Luo Tian and Feng Leyao smiled at each other. Barbarism also had its advantages. The Taoist priest was frightened by Luo Tieniu and no longer dared to speak nonsense.

    "What nonsense! There is no yang energy or yang energy."

    Luo Tieniu muttered and walked back to Luo Tian and Feng Leyao. At this moment, Zhao Fei accompanied an old lady to the yard.

    "Masters, I invite you here today because I have something to trouble you."

    Luo Tian knew that the old lady who was speaking should be Zhao Fei's mother Yang Ying. The old lady had a kind face but a tired look on her face. It was obvious that her granddaughter's illness had caused her a lot of torture.

    As soon as the monks, Taoist priests and nuns in the yard saw the old lady coming out, they immediately surrounded her. They knew that the person in front of them was their sponsor!

    "Master Kongkong, what do you think about my granddaughter's illness? Can it be cured?"

    The first thing Yang Ying asked was a monk standing opposite her.

    "Amitabha, the Buddha's Dharma is boundless. Conquering demons and exorcising them is just a trivial matter."

    "That's great"?Master Kongkong, don't worry, as long as my son's disease is cured, I will definitely donate a large amount of sesame oil money.  50,000, no, 100,000!  "

    As soon as Yang Ying finished speaking, the Taoist priests and nuns surrounding her suddenly started arguing like a pot of porridge:

    "Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, old lady, my son's illness can be cured by Taoism."

    "The nun has a prescription in his hand, which is just right to cure your granddaughter's disease. I guarantee that after three doses of medicine, even the root cause of the disease will be eliminated."

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    ????????? Master Kongkong sees this and thinks it¡¯s OK?  Open up your hands to support the people around you and say:

    "Old donor, your granddaughter is invaded by evil spirits. Only by exorcising her can she return to normal. Our Buddhist Dharma is shining brightly and is best suited to treat such a disease."

    "Hmph! My Taoist magic is the most effective."

    "This nunnery passed down a spell a thousand years ago, and it will definitely work."

    "Fart, this fairy doctor has been traveling around the world for decades, and has carefully developed a Hercules Pill, which can be used to treat colds, colds, and invasion of external evils. It will work for everything!"

    ¡­¡­

    Luo Tian looked at the farce in front of him and shook his head in his heart. Yang Ying was definitely seeking medical treatment indiscriminately because of a sudden illness. The people in the yard were clearly just wanderers, and they had no real talent.

    Where has Yang Ying seen such a scene?

    A bunch of people were making a fuss around him, and he was old, so he felt dizzy and at a loss after a while.

    "Everyone, be quiet!"

    Seeing this situation, Luo Tian immediately walked over and pushed aside the Taoist priest who was blocking him.

    "Amitabha, this disease can only be cured by me!"

    "It's silly, whoever has the ability will treat it!"

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    Luo Tian shook his head. These people came here for money. When they heard that Yang Ying was willing to pay 100,000 yuan, they would not pounce on him like a shark that smelled blood.

    "ah!!!!!"

    Just when everyone was arguing, a long scream suddenly sounded in the room, and then a girl with disheveled hair rushed out. When she saw the person, she first had a meal, and then pounced on her like a hungry tiger!

    The Taoist nun couldn¡¯t escape and was caught. The girl bit the ground on her shoulder without any politeness.

    "Yo ah¡­¡­"

    The Taoist nun¡¯s face was twisted in pain, and the so-called talisman passed down thousands of years ago in her hand was blown to the corner by the wind.

    "Master Kongkong, you please do it quickly."

    When Yang Ying saw this situation, she quickly screamed. She knew that her granddaughter was going crazy again.

    ¡°Ah¡­ Amitabha, okay¡­ okay¡­¡±

    Master Kongkong knocked on the wooden fish in his hand. He was just a liar, how could he have any ability?  He had long been frightened when he saw a girl acting like a madman, but now he was in a difficult situation. He shook the beads in his hand and said intermittently:

    ¡°Sangha¡­ga¡­purify the body¡­obstacles¡­yin and yang¡­break the barriers¡­achieve good fortune!¡±

    Perhaps hearing the sound, the girl biting the Taoist nun let go of her mouth, turned around and rushed towards Kongkong. She opened her hands and crossed her fingers. She didn't know where she got her long nails, which were as black as ink.  She looks like a female ghost!

    "Mom!"

    Kong Kong looked at it and was so frightened that he turned around and ran away. He didn't even care about the wooden fish in his hand and threw it to the ground. The Taoist nun also ran away immediately, not caring about the thousand-year charm in the corner.

    Yang Ying became anxious when she saw it. She grabbed the charlatan who was beside her and said, "Xian doctor, don't you have some Hercules pills?"

    "ThisII forgotmy Hercules Pill. I forgot to bring it with me. I'll go back and get it now!"

    After saying that, he threw away Yang Ying's hand, turned around and rushed out of the yard.  Suddenly, the courtyard was full of chickens and dogs, and the Taoist priests, Taoist nuns, and monks all ran out and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.

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