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- Nie? He didn't notice Lu Chenwei's reaction behind him at all - in fact, he had to thank Zhang Shu for this. When that guy was pursuing peace, he specifically asked about some blind love rivals who dared to rob him, so Lu Chenwei was taught a lesson, and from then on this guy became much more honest. Even after Zhang Shu left, this guy was basically nowhere to be seen.
He just looked at his best friend since childhood and said with a strange smile: Thorn, what's wrong? Is the Dai Juan competition about to begin?
Yu Chi wiped his mouth and sighed: Hey, it's just a two-hundred-meter girl. Why are you so excited? She has to drag me to help her warm up. She also brings tea and water, pinches her shoulders and beats her legs. It's really frustrating for me. I still have 10,000 meters to go later!
¡°Hey, are you really planning to run 10,000 meters?
Yu Chi patted his chest very manly: For Teacher Zheng, there is no way to be embarrassed!
Nie? He rolled his eyes. How could he not know what Yu Chi is capable of? Not to mention 10,000 meters, he might not even be able to run down the 1,500 meters in the usual physical education exam! It's just that he looks complacent at this moment, and I don't know what this kid is thinking about.
Hehehe, the mountain man has his own clever plan. Yu Chi winked obscenely: Jiji, brother, I'm going all out this time. It doesn't matter whether I get a ranking or not, but you must perform well, otherwise you will let down my hard work!
Next to her, An Ning's face suddenly turned red and she smiled and said, "What are you planning on doing?"
Hearing An Ning suddenly ask him, Yu Chi was obviously taken aback, because An Ning had never spoken to him in this tone. However, when he saw the way she was sitting so close to Nie? and thought of the scene just now, Yu Chi immediately I understood. I winked at Nie and thought to myself, brother, you are awesome, you can melt such a difficult iceberg!
An Ning clearly saw Yu Chi¡¯s eyes, how could she not know his obscene thoughts? He hummed softly, as if talking to himself: I just heard someone say something about Dai Juan Nie? Did you hear clearly? That word is high maintenance?
Nie? He laughed. If you really know this little bunny spirit, you will know that she is not as peaceful as she seems. This girl is not willing to suffer any losses.
But this also makes Nie Xi very happy, because this girl An Ning has always been like an iceberg to others, and she can tease Yu Chi like this, which means she doesn't regard him as an outsider.
The relationship between lovers is not just between two people, but also includes the relationship between two people. Getting along well with your boyfriend or girlfriend's best friend or best friend is as important as getting along with your partner's parents. Especially if you wear crotchless pants and play together until you grow up, and you become a best friend, if you can't give him enough face, your man will feel that he has no face.
On this point, An Ning is very sensible.
Sure enough, Yu Chi¡¯s face suddenly became longer than a horse¡¯s, and he begged: Brother and sister Oh no, classmate An Ning, I was wrong, can¡¯t I do it? , but he knew very well Dai Juan's reaction after hearing this word - I'm afraid she would pull him to practice some karate.
An Ning raised her eyebrows, and Yu Chi quickly said: "Actually, that's what I thought. I can't run 10,000 meters anyway, so I might as well give it all and accelerate and lead for two laps first!" , after saying that, a very malicious smile appeared on his face.
What's the meaning?
There were many students at the backstage, and many people didn¡¯t understand what he meant, but they saw Nie Xi and An Ning looking enlightened at the same time, looking at each other with a smile.
That look in his eyes was such a tacit understanding!
Nie laughed: You are so shameless, but I like it! Good brother, it¡¯s up to you!
An Ning also smiled lightly and shook his head: If this is really the case, it will be impossible to win without force!
They both immediately understood what Yu Chi meant? The surrounding students, including Lu Chenwei, were all a little crazy. They were confused by what Yu Chi said!
Especially Lu Chenwei, when he saw the tacit understanding between An Ning and Nie, he almost went crazy!
He would never admit that his brain was stupider than Nie's. Even if Nie's scores in recent exams were much better than his, Lu Chenwei subconsciously always thought that Nie was cheating. He must have used some kind of trick. I don¡¯t know what kind of method is cheating!
But just now, Yu Chi only said half of what he meant. Before he could understand what it meant, Nie Xi and An Ning understood it at the same time Doesn't this mean that Nie Xi is smarter than him? Does your brain react faster than him?
And other students also feel this way to a greater or lesser extent. When Teacher Zheng praised Nie Zheng for being smart, some were still unconvinced, but now, it is obvious that his and An Ning's thinking ability and speed far exceed them.
At this time, someone could bearSuddenly, a girl asked: Yu Chi, what do you mean? Why lead two laps?
Nie? explained with a smile: You should have seen some long-distance running competitions in the Olympics and Asian Games. You should be able to see that the person who finishes first in the first few laps will basically not be the one who wins the gold medal in the end. Not to mention our student competition, who can have the outstanding psychological quality of professional athletes? Especially those animals from specially trained sports teams. Yu Chi ran with all his strength as soon as the race started, which inadvertently disrupted everyone's originally planned speed and rhythm. Others are fine, but can the people from the sports team be willing to let this guy take the lead? If their mental quality is not up to par and they accelerate to chase Yu Chi, their familiar rhythm will definitely be disrupted, and their physical strength may be problematic in the later stages Hehe, and this guy, after running two laps and exhausting his physical strength, he will directly If he abstains from voting, those who follow his lead will only suffer the consequences of being dumb!
As soon as he said this, everyone suddenly realized, and they all smiled evilly and said: Yu Chi, you are so insidious!
It¡¯s a prize, a prize! Yu Chi's face was as if these words were compliments, and he clasped his fists proudly. But only Lu Chenwei couldn't help but snorted.
Although his voice was soft, Nie heard it. He looked back in confusion and found that it was him, so he didn't bother to pay attention to this former defeated general.
Lu Chenwei really wanted to give himself a big mouth!
He had a guilty conscience and had made up his mind to pretend it didn't exist today, pretending to be a thief, because although he didn't want to admit it, subconsciously he knew that Nie was still very smart, and he was afraid that he would spot the slightest flaw. , this is a typical manifestation of a guilty conscience.
But what Yu Chi said just now really made him unable to listen anymore - first of all, if this guy's plan is successful, it might really help Nie? reduce some of the pressure. If he really wins the championship because of this, wouldn't An Ning have to do it in front of everyone? Kiss Nie in front of many people? Secondly, because he saw Yu Chi drinking the cup of water with his own eyes, and thought it would be weird if he didn't do it for a while. How could he have the chance to trick people?
The two thoughts were intertwined, and Lu Chenwei finally lost his determination and snorted coldly.
But Nie? Just ignore this guy.
When it comes to studying, Lu Chenwei is pretty good at it. His grades are not comparable to Tsinghua University and Peking University, but they are still fine in key universities. However, in terms of sports, such a young pretty face is really far behind. And what Nie has always disliked the most is this kind of guy who only knows how to read and knows nothing else.
At this time, Yu Chi was still holding the cup from which he had just drank water and said: Okay, brother, I will leave first. Dai Juan wants me to bring her a glass of water. Where is the water? Add some more glucose.
Someone immediately brought a water bottle over, but at this time Yu Chi suddenly frowned and unconsciously covered his stomach with his hands.
Nie? With sharp eyes, he asked curiously: What's wrong?
Yu Chi clutched his stomach, and his expression seemed even uglier: Belly, stomach pain Then he straightened up his waist and walked towards the toilet opposite like a pregnant woman. He walked very fast and said as he walked: Jiji , help me get the paper!
Everyone was sweating profusely, why did Duan Duan suddenly have diarrhea?
Nie? You can even see that Yu Chi is not pretending. It is obvious that this guy is in trouble!
Because he was holding his stomach with one hand and pinching his waist with the other, it was obvious that he couldn't hold it in any longer, just like a dog holding its tail between its legs. People don't dare to run when they have diarrhea, for fear of losing control accidentally. , although his appearance is funny, he is indeed not pretending.
And, there¡¯s no need to pretend, right? !
If it were before, Nie He and others were completely convinced that with Yu Chi¡¯s nature, he would definitely be able to pretend to have diarrhea to avoid the competition!
But the problem is that he already has a plan, and it's a very good plan. Based on Nie Yu's understanding of the guys on the sports team, they must not be willing to let Yu Chi lead the race in front of them.
In this case, the possibility of Yu Chi pretending to be a coward to avoid the competition is almost zero!
And what¡¯s even more funny is that he didn¡¯t know if he forgot because of his stomachache, or if he had to hold something hard to hold it in. In one hand, he was still tightly holding the disposable cup from which he had just finished drinking water!
Nie? He was both angry and funny: Thorn, why did you put down the cup first when you have diarrhea? !
Yu Chi turned around with an expression that showed an extremely painful toothache and a pain in the balls. Then he realized that the cup in his hand didn't care about littering or not, so he threw it back and walked faster to the toilet. go.
Everyone burst out laughing. Only Lu Chenwei didn't laugh, but stared at the cup.
Nie? Didn¡¯t notice anything unusual about Lu Chenwei behind him at all.He laughed and cursed and started to look for toilet paper for him - hey, this brother is really tough, this job is almost equivalent to wiping someone's butt!
Lu Chenwei stared at the cup on the ground. Seeing that no one was paying attention, he walked over secretly, trying to pick up the cup and throw it away. He really felt that it was very dangerous to put it there, very dangerous.
But when he walked to the cup, a sudden gust of cool wind blew by, and everyone on the playground shouted: It feels so good!
But Lu Chenwei¡¯s face turned pale!
Because the gust of wind blew the plastic disposable water cup back, and the cup fell right in front of An Ning!
Originally, this was just a very unobtrusive trivial matter, but when An Ning glanced at Lu Chenwei's face, which looked like he was guilty of being a thief, he couldn't help but feel moved in his heart.
She took out a napkin from her bag, pinched the cup, looked at Lu Chenwei again, and found that his face was even paler!
What kind of smart girl is An Ning? I immediately knew something was wrong. At this time, Lu Chenwei seemed to have made up his mind, and came over and said: An Ning, just throw the garbage into the trash can, don't let the wind blow it everywhere.
Looking at this guy¡¯s pretending to be calm, An Ning smiled calmly: Really? You seem nervous?
Lu Chenwei said hurriedly: How could I be nervous? !
An Ning¡¯s lips curled up slightly. This extremely smart girl could deduce that the waiters on the ship were in danger just from a plate of undivided crabs. At this time, she was even more sure. If there was nothing wrong with Lu Chenwei, what he subconsciously said was that I was nervous rather than why I was nervous. Thinking that this water cup was just for Nie?, Yu Chi had to carry it home before helping Nie? Black pot. When she thought of these, and what Nie Feng said to her just now, An Ning, a smart little bunny, understood everything.
"It's better not to tell Nie?" An Ning sighed in her heart, and couldn't help but think of Nie?
So An Ning said softly: Let¡¯s go aside and talk.
Lu Chenwei felt uneasy, but he could only follow An Ning to the empty teaching building.
An Ning still held the water glass in her hand and looked at him with a half-smile: Nie? You are already my boyfriend, can't you see?
With this sentence, Lu Chenwei felt like he was struck by lightning!
During the short journey just now, Lu Chenwei also thought that his abnormality might have been discovered by An Ning, but he thought about it, but he did not expect that the first sentence An Ning said would be this!
Although even those with presbyopia and cataracts can see that An Ning, the iceberg with countless sunken ships, has melted around Nie?, people like Lu Chenwei who are trapped in it still try hard to rely on fantasy to preserve a glimmer of hope for themselves.
But he never expected that An Ning¡¯s first words would ruthlessly crush his last glimmer of hope!
An Ning looked at him: I don't want to say anything to thank you for liking me, because I really can't say it. Your behavior really disgusts me, including the last time you talked to Nie when his grades were far inferior to yours. Something to bet on. You bet with someone when you know you have to win, and you force someone to bet with you. Your character really impresses me, and you don't deserve to like me.
Lu Chenwei was speechless. The image of An Ning in his mind was that of a quiet, gentle girl who sat there with few words. But now he realized that he didn't understand An Ning at all. Don¡¯t even understand! She actually spoke such words to herself so unceremoniously!
It¡¯s like a knife!
Indeed, Lu Chenwei does not deserve to like An Ning because he does not understand An Ning at all. What he thinks is only the performance he sees.
In fact, An Ning's character is very restless, but she hides it. There is often only a thin line between the little bunny spirit and the obedient bunny. Lu Chenwei didn't even see through the outermost layer of disguise. He said he liked her pretty face, but he wasn't really a fan of her at all.
An Ning did not wait for him to speak, but continued to say calmly: "I won't tell Nie Yu about this matter. This is not for your own good, but for him." With his temper, it would be okay if he was harmed by you, but if his friends were harmed by you because of him, I don¡¯t think he would let you go. I don't object to him fighting, but I'm afraid that if he hits you, he will get his fists dirty and make you look bad. You can stop here. From now on, I don't think we have anything to do with each other.
After saying that, An Ning turned around and left, leaving only a dumbfounded Lu Chenwei standing there in shock.
When An Ning walked downstairs to the teaching building, an extremely resentful roar like a wild beast came from upstairs.
TranquilityShe put the cup into the trash can with her hands and sighed. She had said everything she needed to say. If this guy kept pestering her, she would have no choice but to blame him for his own misfortune.
At this time in the toilet, Nie held his nose and rolled his eyes, looking at Yu Chi in front of him who was even whiter than his eyes.
"Jiji, I can't help it Yu Chi has done it three times. Every time, within a minute of leaving the toilet door, his face turns green, and then he rushes back.
I have one last request This guy's face has turned pale, but he is still in the mood to play tricks: Can you find me a sitting toilet? My legs are about to break from squatting in this pit!
Nie? Rolled his eyes: Just bear with it, our school doesn¡¯t have such good conditions except for the principal¡¯s office.
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Yu Chi may have a death look on his face: "You say that our school has invested in building such a two-room toilet, how come there is not even a toilet? I am almost suffocated to death in this toilet."
He didn¡¯t say it was okay, but when he mentioned Nie, he couldn¡¯t help but want to vomit, and said: You hurry up, what did you eat today? How do you achieve this kind of virtue? You will definitely not be able to run 10,000 meters later.
?????????????????????????????????????????????? The feeble voice sounded again: "I'm almost dehydrated, I can't walk even a hundred meters." Jiji, I can only rely on you today.
By the way, Nie suddenly remembered: Dai Juan¡¯s competition is about to start, right? You can't cheer her up even if you're like this? How about I go and tell her that you have diarrhea and can't come?
Don't! Yu Chi said quickly: Don't say anything, don't say anything. If you meet her, just say I finished fucking and I don't know where I went.
why? Nie was very surprised. If he really did this, Dai Juan's temper would definitely not be as good as his. Is this kid confused?
¡°Hey, I can¡¯t even run away. I can¡¯t hold our class back anymore, right? Yu Chi was weak and spoke earnestly: Dai Juan's temper may seem gentle, but to me, it's like a powder keg. If you say I have diarrhea, she might care about me and not care about the game so much. But to say that I can't find her, she must be holding in her anger. In this way, she can vent her anger during the competition, and maybe she can perform exceptionally well!
Depend on! Nie? gave a thumbs up gesture. Maybe Dai Juan's temper is really like this. No wonder this kid is like this. He is still thinking about the honor of the class. He is probably about to die. He is also kind in his words. He starts to think about his old age. Zheng had been good in the past, so he thought he should repay him - his virtue was really as good as dying.
????????????????????????????????????? It¡¯s no longer possible, I¡¯m going to go out first, it¡¯s really stinky in here, you take your time, if you don¡¯t have enough paper, just call. Nie felt that he was going to faint if he stayed here for a while longer. What if the two people who ran 10,000 meters were useless?
Yu Chi was definitely not allowed to participate because of his virtue. Not to mention squatting for so long and having a few bowel movements, he was still a little dizzy even if he stayed in the toilet for so long. As soon as he went out, he took a few big breaths of fresh air. Looking back at the toilet, I really felt like I was standing in heaven watching hell, and that life was all a sitcom.
After walking a few steps, Nie saw Dai Juan rushing here in a hurry. When he saw Nie from far away, he shouted: Jiji, have you seen Yu Chi?
No ah? Thinking of Yu Chi's instructions, Nie? pretended to be stupid and shook his head.
But seeing Dai Juan change into her competition uniform, Nie couldn¡¯t help but praise her in her heart!
Dai Juan's height is not short. A girl who is 170cm tall in her third year of high school is definitely considered to be outstanding. Now she is wearing a cool sportswear, showing her always healthy beauty but her thighs are a little thicker, especially when wearing When putting on such tight shorts, Nie couldn't help but roll his eyes.
Dai Juan didn¡¯t notice Nie Xi¡¯s jealous look, and said doubtfully: I asked them just now, and they all said that Yu Chi had diarrhea and went to the toilet. They also said that you went to deliver paper to him?
Nie? Haha: That happened a long time ago. That kid ran away long ago. I don¡¯t know where he went.
Depend on! Dai Juan actually said a rude word, which made Nie couldn't help sweating. The woman gritted her teeth and geared up her fists - it's true, she really clenched her fists so hard: "Yu Chi, you bastard!" You promised to come and cheer me up, but now it¡¯s better, I don¡¯t know where I died! When I see him, I will crush him to death, I will strangle him to death, I will slap him to death
Nie? Sweating profusely, thinking that such a woman is really not something that ordinary men can control.
At this time, Dai Juan suddenly raised her leg and kicked her to almost 180 degrees. The sole of her foot was kicked higher than her head. This made Nie Juan couldn't help but wipe it. A cold sweat.
Jiji, if you see Yu Chi, tell me immediately, damn, my time is almost up, I have to go to the game first, and after the game is over, let¡¯s see how I deal with him!
After saying this, this woman became very angryThey left, leaving only Nie? Standing there, swallowing
Brother, your girl is harder to deal with than mine!
But in the end, Yu Chi was really fooled.
You know, in the high school women's competition, basically many girls have never practiced hard, and they all rely on talent. People like Dai Juan who have practiced karate have a great advantage in terms of physical fitness. In addition, she was holding back her anger. In the next 200-meter preliminaries, she easily ran first in her group, leaving the second place by more than 40 meters! Although the final time is unknown, it is safe to enter the finals.
After hearing what happened between Yu Chi and the others, An Ning couldn't help laughing, and said with a smile: Yu Chi really spent a lot of money for the honor of the class!
When he thought of Dai Juan raising her legs just now, Nie couldn't help but wiped his sweat and said secretly: Fortunately, you are not as violent as her.
¡°Humph, that¡¯s why I¡¯m easy to bully, right? An Ning looked at him with squinting eyes, and when she saw Nie? He immediately put on an apologetic face and couldn't help but smile.
It¡¯s your game soon, are you ready?
Nie? Niu Niu Niu: In my eyes, these opponents are like chickens and dogs with ears!
An Ning chuckled, leaving two junior students passing by dumbfounded: If they hear what you said, you will be dead.
Nie? Hehe smiled: I'm going to change clothes and warm up.
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