The next day, Wang Jianren slept comfortably until ten o'clock before getting up. He put on his clothes and read the updated novel chapters. He checked that it was past eleven o'clock before going downstairs. Last night I received a reward of 100 yuan from the Justice Envoy. I decided to reward myself today and have breakfast and lunch together.
As soon as I walked out, I saw a large circle of people in front of me. It seemed like there was something interesting going on. When I got closer and took a closer look, I found that in addition to Liu Sanwa, Xiao Datou and a few other neighbors in the old dilapidated building, I also found Fatty Mu, which was very rare.
Fatty Mu stood in the crowd. Wang Jianren had to struggle to squeeze in. He was looking around when he suddenly saw a small mushroom-headed figure next to him looking in through the gap in the crowd. It turned out that Wei Jiajia was here too. She was still carrying that big schoolbag, and she didn't know what she could see here with her height reaching an average person's butt. After looking at it, Wang Jianren suddenly realized that the angle chosen by Wei Jiajia was a good breakthrough, so he walked over and pulled her away, saying, "What are you doing out here when you are not going to school? Get out of the way, so many people are careful to crush you." .¡±
"It's the weekend, Wang. You don't go to work, so you don't even know what day it is?" Wei Jiajia asked expressionlessly.
This little kid¡¯s name is so easy to pronounce. Wang Jianren snorted and knelt down and said in a serious tone: "Brother doesn't go to work because he has more important and meaningful things to do. But children like you should study hard at home even if you don't go to class, otherwise how can you realize the four modernizations? Realize the Chinese dream? Even if you are not needed for the modern Chinese dream, you are still needed to help your uncle buy condoms, haha"
Just as he started laughing, Wang Jianren suddenly stopped. He looked around and there seemed to be no dangerous objects like the fat lady. Then he continued to laugh a few times, patted Wei Jiajia's mushroom head and stood up triumphantly. Consciously regaining the game. Wei Jiajia didn't say anything, just stared up at him from below with a pair of big eyes.
Wang Jianren certainly didn't take it to heart when he stared at such a little brat with resentment. He turned around and squeezed in from where Wei Jiajia was just now. When he entered the inner circle, he saw a tall, fat woman gesticulating and saying something loudly. He squeezed behind Fatty Mu, patted him on the back, and asked, "Brother Mu, what's so exciting about it?"
Fatty Mu turned his head slightly, and when he saw it was him, he snorted, "It's not your kid's fault."
Wang Jianren quickly took a closer look at the field. It turned out that the person next to the tall fat woman was the battery car he had played with last night. But now the fat woman's butt and crotch were covered in black cat feces, standing with her arms and legs crossed. In the middle of the road, they held their heads high and loudly talked about what happened when they caught the thief.
The smell of cat feces is sour and unpleasant, far better than dog feces or human feces. People watching the excitement around them did not dare to come forward and automatically made room for the fat woman. The fat woman looked a bit like one of those street performers. She was frothing at the mouth as if she was thinking about herself, but what was a bit strange was that there was no anger in the tone and expression of the fat woman. Instead, she was very proud, as if having cat shit smeared all over her butt was a great honor. Same.
"Why are you so disgusting, kid?" Fatty Mu asked Wang Jianren, his voice was not loud, and no one else paid attention amidst the noise of the people around him.
"Didn't you ask me to do it? Look at the effect" Wang Jianren felt a little proud as he smelled the sour smell of shit. Last night I quietly ran over and took a look, only to find that the car was parked outside the eaves. The large amount of rainwater accumulated from the eaves above hit the car, so the alarm kept sounding. I went up and moved the car. The location is fine. The main problem was solved with a little effort, and the remaining thoughts and fighting spirit were all on how to play with the cat poop. At first, he said to apply it directly on the car seat, but after thinking about it, the sour smell was too strong and people noticed it immediately, so he mixed it with water to make it look like gruel, and cut a few small slits from the edge of the car seat. Pour it all into the sponge inside, so that it looks fine on the outside, but when you sit down on it, all the stuff inside will be squeezed out. Now it seems that this trap has fully achieved the effect of the previous design.
"What did I ask you to do? When did I ask you to do such a disgusting thing? If you eavesdropped on me, you would have misunderstood and relied on me" Faced with Wang Jianren's request for credit, Fatty Mu glared again. , the voice was several degrees higher.
"It's not you, it's not you, I was wrong, I was wrong, please keep your voice down" This frightened Wang Jianren and he waved his hands and glared at him to signal him to keep quiet. Fortunately, the surroundings were noisy enough, and the fat woman's performance in the middle was hard enough, so no one noticed. Both of him. "I meanwhat's going on with this fat lady? She doesn't look angry at all. Does she think the shit on her butt looks awesome? By the way, I forgot to apply it on the car faucet handle"
"I heard from the neighbors in their community that this woman isThere is something wrong with my mind. I just rode out and found that the shit on my butt was sitting there, and then I started talking to myself. "
"Huh?" Fatty Mu's faint words made Wang Jianren feel like a blow to the head, wiping away all his pride. Punishing an unscrupulous citizen who disturbs the people can be the pride of a righteous friend, but bullying a woman with mental problems is too tasteless.
At this time, the tall, fat woman in the middle of the field had reached the stage of her self-speech. She seemed to be talking about her experience as a model where she had been, and she burst out laughing. Her joy was beyond words, but the laughter could not be heard in Wang Jianren's ears. It always feels a bit permeable. Some of the people watching around showed sympathy, some were smiling and just watching the monkey show, and some were whispering and exchanging gossips.
"What's wrong? What's the matter?" Suddenly a person separated from the crowd and walked in. His posture was effortless, which was very different from the situation where Wang Jianren was crowded to death just now. Wang Jianren took a closer look and saw that it was Zhao Fei who was wearing a police uniform. Apparently the dispersing halo of the uniform was working.
After Zhao Fei came in, he saw the fat woman inside who was carrying cat poop and was very happy. After being stunned for a while, he became furious: "Who the hell did this immoral thing? Where are her family members?"
"Wang Aling's battery car kept making noises last night, disturbing many people to sleep. It must have been caused by the noisy people."
"Hey, don't tell me, I was also disturbed last night. Fortunately, I was fine in the middle of the night"
"Is it the children in the dormitory who are playing tricks?"
¡°I called her family just now, but she¡¯s not at home. She¡¯s on her way back"
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Everyone hurriedly explained the situation to the director, but the anger on Zhao Fei's face did not dissipate much. He looked around and said loudly: "Neighbors, please discuss and communicate with each other if you have any matters." It will be solved next time. What does it mean if you do such disgusting and immoral things behind your back and make people's mental illness relapse? Who the hell will do these immoral things next time? If I catch you, don't blame me for being rude!"
The anger and murderous intent in Zhao Fei's last words were quite obvious, and he didn't know if he was guilty of guilt. Wang Jianren always felt that when his looking around glanced at him, he seemed to pause intentionally or unintentionally, and his vest suddenly appeared. Breaking into a cold sweat. He turned his head to look at Fatty Mu, and happened to see Fatty Mu turning to look at him. Their eyes met, and Fatty Mu whispered: "Don't worry, I won't complain to Boss Zhao."
Your sister, of course you won¡¯t say it, you are the mastermind behind it, okay? Wang Jianren shouted silently. But the text message couldn't be used as evidence. There was no way Fatty Mu could really deny it. Wang Jianren felt extremely aggrieved. The hundred yuan seemed to be a loss.
At this time, an old woman carrying a plastic bag of vegetables hurriedly squeezed into the circle of people, pulling the fat woman named Wang Aling out. She seemed to be the mother of the fat woman. But the fat woman was completely immersed in the enthusiasm of her speech, and continued to talk about how she was so magnificent back then, how many people chased her, and so on. The old woman couldn't pull her away. In the end, it was Zhao Fei who shouted Several neighbors helped the old woman pull the fat woman back, half dragging and half dragging her.
The crowd gradually dispersed as the excitement subsided. Fatty Mu also went upstairs with a bag of cooked food and snacks bought from the supermarket. It seemed that he would not come downstairs again in the next two days. Wang Jianren stood there alone, a little uneasy. Director Zhao actually stood up for a mentally ill fat woman, which made him worried and a little surprised. In his eyes, Zhao Fei had always been a high-end, ruthless and ruthless person, but for It's a bit weird to get angry at the neighbors over something that is a waste of shit. Is there any other hidden story behind it?
By the way, I just heard the fat lady say that when she was young, she was once the most beautiful Chen Yuluoyan, and she was a model somewhere. Although her ass-covered cat poop and frothing at the mouth, her cheerful look was a bit inconsistent with this past background. , but if you think about it carefully, it is not impossible. People are not born with the appearance of a sloppy fat woman. There must be a time when the fair lady has a normal mind in her youth, and her facial features do not seem ugly despite her fat body. Her height It's enough. When she was young and slim, she might actually be a beauty. It seems that the age difference between Zhao Fei and Fatty is not big, and they are neighbors. Maybe they wrote a tear-jerking love drama when they were young. In this way, the director's reaction makes some sense. My former lover was provoked to have a psychotic episode by using cat feces and dog urine. This is indeed worthy of being angry Yes, yes, that must be the case. . As for why this fat woman became like this, and why the two of them didn't get along well, the process couldn't be too simple. The must-have routines for youth dramas include going abroad to have an abortion and having a long-distance relationship, cheating, misunderstanding between brothers and sisters, and so on. ¡While his mind was running wild and he was nodding his head with thoughts, Wang Jianren suddenly noticed that Wei Jiajia did not leave after the crowd dispersed. She stood on the sidewalk with her schoolbag and looked at him from a distance.
What are you looking at, little kid? Wang Jianren yelled: "Jiajia, why don't you go back soon? My uncle may want to buy condoms soon."
Wei Jiajia¡¯s little poker face that remained unchanged all year round still had no expression. She just glared at Wang Jianren from a distance, turned around and left.
It¡¯s almost time to come to an end here, and it¡¯s almost 12 noon. Wang Jianren¡¯s stomach is already growling. Have you thought about what would be delicious and cost-effective? The buffet barbecue in Xiqiaokou is pretty good. It costs 45 yuan per person to eat whatever you want. You can make money by eating three or four kilograms of meat while holding your breath. But it seems a bit strange to go to barbecue alone. It is a rare luxury to have a big meal, and not inviting two people to show your pride is simply a huge waste.
So who are you going to date? The girl is definitely the first choice, but I can¡¯t get a date. It's a bit sad to think about Wang Jianren. His classmates in college have long since gone their separate ways, and their social circle after they started working is not very large. Apart from the neighbors in the old building here, the only people they are familiar with are the club where he used to work as a waiter. colleagues. Those girls at the front desk were nice, but I only had Zhu Yanyan's phone number, and I had no idea about her. Moreover, I heard that Zhu Yanyan lived in the eastern suburbs of the city, and it took an hour to get there by bus. Moreover, it feels a little weird to ask a girl out for lunch. Shouldn't we have dinner, watch a movie, and then go shopping for late-night snacks to get a room Do we have to wait until dinner to make the date? But I'm really hungry now
"Hey, Jianren, what are you doing standing in the middle of the road?"
Suddenly there was a voice greeting, Wang Jianren turned around and saw that it was Liu Sanwa who lived downstairs.
Liu Sanwa is definitely not called Liu Sanwa. Her real name seems to be Liu Ping or something, but everyone in the neighborhood calls her that, so Wang Jianren follows her, just like Fatty Mu. Although she is very familiar with her, Wang Jianren has not known her until now. I don't even know what his real name is. Liu Sanwa is one of the singles nearby, because it is said that her father works as a leader in a certain organization, and from time to time he will show some complacency, but he is not the kind of pretentious middle schooler, and he is also easy-going. Joking aside, Wang Jianren and Wang Jianren can be regarded as slightly better friends than our neighbors.
"Nothing, I was just thinking about what to eat for lunch." Wang Jianren replied casually.
"Oh, it just so happens that I'm about to go out to eat noodles. Let's go together." Liu Sanwa came over and scratched her head sheepishly. "But I still have a dollar short of change here. Can you lend me a dollar? Hehe, my salary won't be paid until tomorrow, and all the money this month has been spent. I found five yuan in my clothes pocket, and I can only eat one. If you lend me a piece of the medium-sized bowl of soy seed noodles, I¡¯ll have a big bowl to hold on to it, so I won¡¯t eat it tonight.¡±
"How come Mr. Liu is so down and out?" Wang Jianren smiled. Liu Sanwa had recently found an easy job with a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan through her father's connections. She showed it off during a group dinner, which made Wang Jianren a little jealous, so he would sarcastically make fun of it whenever he found the opportunity.
¡°The landlord¡¯s family doesn¡¯t have much food left, and the young master sometimes has no money.¡± Liu Sanwa pretended to sigh, and then laughed.
"How can the young master eat sour noodles so poorly?" Wang Jianren's heart moved and he waved his hand. "Come on, brother, I'm going to treat you to a buffet barbecue. Not to mention the evening meal, I'll also eat tomorrow's portion and put it in my stomach first!"
"Huh? Are you rich?" Liu Sanwa was surprised and then overjoyed. "Okay, thank you very much. I'll ask you to come back after your salary is paid."
"Say that, let's go!"
The barbecue restaurant was neither far nor close to here, so the two of them walked there to warm up before the meal. While walking and chatting, they naturally talked about the fat cat shit incident just now. Liu Sanwa also complained: "Don't tell me, the siren sound was really annoying last night. I just started. Someone does that. It's normal to cause trouble, it's just a bit disgusting. Hehe. Hey, I thought I heard you opening the window to scold me."
"It was so noisy that all my three super kills were noisy! Fortunately, I stopped screaming later. The person who wiped the shit out really did a good job! It was a wonderful wipe! It made me scream!" Wang Jianren slapped his thigh in a gesture of indignation. . Someone else must have heard the roar last night, but as long as you don't let go, it doesn't count as evidence. There were at least dozens or hundreds of people who were disturbed last night, and everyone had a motive for committing the crime.
"But this woman is a psychopath, and this is a bit too much. Didn't you see that Director Zhao got angry just now?"
"Why is he so angry for no reason? She's just a fat woman. Hey, tell me, that fat woman said she was a beauty when she was young. Did she have an affair with Zhao Fei before? Then this, for exampleThis abortion, breakup, going abroad, etc"
"What nonsense are you talking about? That woman used to be Zhang Chendong's lover, but I don't know how she ended up like this. She seemed to have overdosed on drugs or been stimulated or something to become like this."
"Huh? Is she Zhang Chendong's woman?" Wang Jianren was shocked. But this is not too strange. The CEO is said to have lovers all over his body. If this mentally ill fat woman was once a beautiful woman, it is entirely possible that she was one of them. "But since he is Zhang Chendong's lover, why is Zhao Fei so angry? I don't believe that when he is a policeman, he is really a messenger of justice. He cannot bear to see women, children, old and young being bullied."
"I don't know about this." Liu Sanwa shook her head and suddenly turned her head and thought: "This I think I heard someone say that when Director Zhao was in society before, he seemed to be following the Zhang brothers. .Maybe I know this woman."
"What? Is this happening? Let's talk slowly while eating barbecue." Wang Jianren was surprised and happy, and felt that this barbecue was really worth it.
PS: The new book has been decided to rewrite the Shenzhou Road. It has not yet been decided where to publish it, but it should be released within this month. ps2: Some time ago, I was standing on the roadside and turned around to talk to someone, and a female driver parked the car directly on my feet. It was fine at the time, and the driver was a pretty girl, so I wanted to show off my style and let her go without thinking about it. However, a day later, I got a severe attack of gout. I took three times the dose of painkillers and I couldn't suppress my dizziness, nausea and vomiting. It took several weeks to recover. This incident teaches us that regardless of whether men and women are divided equally, those who deserve to pay must pay.