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Host: Hello, everyone, welcome to the program "Internet Literature Chat" hosted by No One Watch TV Station. I am the host of the luncheon (this is the photography boss of Station B, my idol), and I meet you again.
(Applause from all over)
Today I invite you to visit the well-known writer Babao. Please
(The crowd booed)
Babao (with a smile on his face): Thank you, thank you for your warm welcome, thank you the audience member who threw the watermelon rind, I know you want to eat me, but please don't throw it, okay?
Babao shook hands with the host and took his seat.
Moderator: Hello Babao, as we all know, you spent more than seven years writing the book "Future Girlfriend". In such a long creative process, there must be many particularly happy or touching things, right?
Babao: Yes, of course.
Host: Can you tell us about it?
Babao: Of course, I am happy I am happiest when I receive the publishing fee!
Host (awkward smile): Uh, haha, Babao is still a frank person So besides happy things, what about touching things?
Babao (thinking): Of course there are some touching things, that is, when I was paid for my first publication fee, I was particularly touchedI finally had money to buy figures and small yellow books
The host quickly interrupted: Well, besides the royalties, are there other touching things besides the royalties? (Apart from royalties, don¡¯t you want anything else?)
Babao did not hesitate: Noonly money can move me!
The host almost fainted, and whispered to Babao: You have to say something touching, so that you will appear noble The editor has to make it up, otherwise this show will not be exciting.
Babao suddenly realized: Oh, that¡¯s right, yes, of course there is.
What touches me the most is that when I came back after such a long break, I still had die-hard book friends waiting for me. Those book friends are really so loyal.
Some people who have gone from junior high school to university are still waiting to read my book
Some of them have graduated from college, got married, and are still waiting to read my book
Some people have gone from strong body to blindness, and they are still waiting to read my book
Some of them were still waiting for my book before they died of serious illness.
Some book friends have even passed away. After they die, they still entrust their dreams to their sons and say: In the future, you must burn updates about your girlfriend to me as soon as possible.
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? I am so touched
The host wiped his sweat (this bastard, how can he be so ridiculous?) Let¡¯s continue the previous topic and say that during the creative process, you made several updates. The longest one lasted nearly two years If you stopped updating for such a long time, you must have encountered some difficulties in writing, right?
??????? Babao (swinging with his legs raised): Yes, we have encountered a very big difficulty
The host became interested: What is the difficulty?
Babao (with a sad look on his face): I can¡¯t get to the gold! I am a master and I drag four with me, but I am in trouble with the gods!
Host: Wait, wait, what did you say? Gold? What gold?
"Babao takes it for granted: Is there any need to say it?" The King of Pesticides Hey, if you ask this, you shouldn¡¯t use the King of Pesticides, right?
The host wiped his sweat: I really don¡¯t play games, so you¡¯re saying it¡¯s because you play games?
Babao¡¯s old face was raised and he looked arrogant: Who is the director? Give me another host. People who don¡¯t play King Pesticide are not qualified to communicate with me!
Director: Forget it, if you record it, record it, if not, get out!
Babao: AhemThen I'll just make do with it. You continue to ask
The host has a black line on his forehead: The difficulty I just mentioned refers to the difficulty in the game No, no, it is the difficulty in creation. (You bastard, you have led me astray.)
Babao: The difficulties in creation mainly come from two aspects.
First, it is due to personal ability. My personal writing power is not enough, but it was okay in the early stage. In the later period, as the number of characters increased and the scene became larger, it became a bit unmanageable.
Second, in terms of family and work. In recent years, I have encountered changes one after another. I have lost my job, failed to start a business, my mother was seriously ill and passed away, and my son is only one year old and needs to be fed. My job is also very long, and I have no rest days. , every day is from eight in the morning to seven in the evening, and there is too little time to code
The host took a deep breath and thought: Finally, he has something to say.
Babao: After working all day during the day, I don¡¯t even have enough time to play games when I get home, so I don¡¯t have the time to code. Otherwise?So busy, I've already got gold
The host wiped his sweat.
The director in the audience waved his hand to the side: This part is blocked, please don¡¯t broadcast it.
Moderator: Moving on to the next question It can be seen that it has been really difficult for you over the past few years, but as everyone can see, you have still persevered. Then I would like to ask, what is the reason for persisting?
Babao: That¡¯s a long story I accidentally returned to my book review area that day, and I found that I had stopped reading for such a long time, and there were actually book friends waiting for me to update. I was
Host: You must have been very moved at the time, right?
Babao: No, I thought that since there are people watching, I can make money, and if I make money, I can buy heroes and skins so I continued to update.
The host breathed heavily and suppressed his anger: Anyway, this book is finished. So if you were asked to rate your own book, how high do you think your book "Future Girlfriend" would be?
Babao (without hesitation): 100 points, an absolute perfect score of 100 points.
The host reminded in a low voice: Can you be more modest?
Babao thought for a while: Then it will be 99 points. I will deduct one point to avoid being proud of myself.
The host was almost dizzy and kept gesturing: sixty, sixty, sixty.
Babao thought for a while: 666? Oh, yes, I think I¡¯m quite 6 too.
The host couldn¡¯t help it and shouted: Sixty, I mean sixty!
Eight Treasures and One Leng: Sixty? My book only scores sixty points? Haha, how is that possible?
Let me tell you, you are insulting meI am a big name, if you do this again, I will not record it
The host was also angry. He slapped the table and stood up: If you don¡¯t want to record it, you won¡¯t record it. I¡¯m afraid of you! Let me tell you, I have tolerated you for a long time
Babao: Hey, boy, how dare you slap the table with me? Believe it or not, I wrote you as a villain and made you die eight times a day?
Director: Shut up, everyone, and record well. If anyone is not serious, get out of here!
[After a lot of scolding, the host and Babao became honest, and they sat back down reluctantly]
Moderator (angry, started to misbehave): Next question, Babao, your score in this book is so poorhow did you have the nerve to give yourself such a high score of 60 points?
Babao (with a black line on his face):
This score is given from two aspects.
1. From a purely book perspective, it is true that this book is terrible. Not only is the update slow, but the writing is also poor, and there are also many failed settings and plots. But no matter what, at the end of the day, he finished the book and told a complete story.
Second, speaking from my personal perspective, this book has exceeded my estimate before writing several times.
??Actually, before I wrote it, my expectation for this book was just to be able to "sign a contract." I never expected that this book would reach 2,000 chapters and be completed, let alone that it would be written so well and gain so many fans I even admire myself.
So I considered it all and gave myself 100 pointswell, a passing score of 60 points.
The host (thought to himself: This is still a human saying), continued to misbehave: Can you do it reluctantly, work hard, nitpick, pick out one or two advantages of your book
Babao:(Is it so difficult to choose the advantages?)
The biggest advantageshould be the character setting, right? No matter what the story is, at least writing a character like 'Xu Xiaomeng' can make readers remember it.
The host was pleased that it was finally normal: So, if it were you, which character is your favorite?
Eight treasures: Lin Ruoyi.
Moderator: What¡¯s the reason? Is it because she is the first heroine to appear besides Xiaomeng?
Babao: No, it¡¯s because she has big breasts!
Moderator (this guy is starting to be unserious again): After talking about the advantages, let¡¯s talk about the disadvantages. Do you think there are any shortcomings in your book?
Babao: No, how could my book have shortcomings (In the middle of the sentence, seeing the director in the audience raising a stool, Babao quickly changed his words) Ahem, yes, if I force myself to say it, there are still shortcomings. So one or two
Moderator: What¡¯s specific? Or let¡¯s put it another way, if you were given the opportunity to rewrite this book, what aspects do you think must be corrected?
Babao: First, update, the update speed must be accelerated.
Second, let¡¯s set the characters.
I paid too much attention to the character's personality, but ignored the character's function, which led to some female characters being confused in the early stage.?Interesting, but in the later stage, he had no chance to appear at all and was reduced to a vase. Just like Lin Ruoyi and Mi Beibei.
Third, improve your writing skills.
There are many scenes in my mind. I think about them very well, but I can't write the feeling at all. There are many plots and plot twists that I personally think are very exciting, but when written, they are not like that at all. Some readers even think that I am cheating on the plot This is simply insulting to me. Am I like that kind of person?
The host nodded expressionlessly.
Eight treasures:
Just when Babao was about to cause trouble, the host hurriedly said: After talking about this book, let¡¯s talk about the next book. Is your next book confirmed? Do you have any ideas now?
Babao (excitement on his face when mentioning the new book): Of course I have ideas, but I can¡¯t say them out yet, but I can guarantee that my next book will be super good-looking, super awesome, super awesome although I still can¡¯t I haven¡¯t decided what to write, but it doesn¡¯t matter, you just have to read it!
According to my expectations, my next book will be a big hit.
It will rank first in the annual rankings in 2018 and will be released as a physical book.
In 19 years, he won the Nobel Prize, the Golden Rooster Award, the Hundred Flowers Award, the Lanxiang Awardwhat? Isn't that the award? Thisthis is not important! All you need to know is that you will win!
In 20 years, it will be transformed into comics and animations, which will be sold to animation powers such as Japan, the United States, and the United States.
In 2021, the figurine and live-action movie plans were launched.
22 years
The more Babao talked, the more energetic he became, gesticulating, foaming at the mouth, and completely unable to control his emotions.
The host couldn¡¯t stand it anymore and tried to stop Babao several times, but he couldn¡¯t stop him at all and was pushed away by Babao.
The director finally couldn¡¯t bear it anymore: Security guard! Security, come quickly! Drag this idiot out of here, I won¡¯t record it anymore!
Babao is still saying: Let me tell you, for everyone who reads my book, men are getting more and more handsome, and their penis grows 1cm every day. Women read my books and become more and more beautiful, their breasts are getting bigger and bigger, and they are getting younger every year
??Also, do you want to sign? If you want, I will sign it for you now, and you can keep it. When I become popular in the future, I will sell it for big money sell it for big money big money money ah
Babao was pulled out by two security guards
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While Babao was being interviewed, Babao¡¯s wife had been peeking outside the study door through the crack in the door. She made a phone call secretly in a panic.
"Hey, is this a mental hospital? What are the characteristics of mental illness?"
"Yelling? Yes, yes! Being excited? Yes, yes. Imagining yourself to be someone else? That's right. And you are talking to yourself Yes, that's right! My husband is exactly the same as you ¡¡±
"Come on, my husband seems to be crazy"
The next book is gone, Babao was dragged away by the mental hospital
¡¾Happy April Fools' Day¡¿
The new book is being conceived, and if the contract is approved, it should be a sequel to "Future Girlfriend".
It¡¯s still the story of Mu Fei and Xu Xiaomeng.
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