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- The people watching were once again in an uproar. Guan Shitu was a practicing doctor at least, and he was somewhat famous. But the young man at the door of the temple, I don't know what he did, maybe he was a monk who practiced with hair, right? No, he should be regarded as a Zen master, a young Zen master. Otherwise, he could be responsible for consecrating treasures. Consecrating treasures is a very difficult technical job, so difficult that I have never heard of it before.
"If these two people compete in medical skills, it will definitely look good, and you will have to cheer for them.
Just now, the hundred fast-talking young men who came out first have already told what happened in the temple, and they said it in a very embellished way. The whole incident is full of many plots they made up in their minds. The plots are rich, the plots are exaggerated, and the imagination is full of imagination. He was released and flew far, far away!
People were eager to enter the temple to see the consecration because they wanted to know what the treasure was. Now they know that the treasure is lavender essential oil. As for what lavender essential oil is, it is about a very beautiful heavenly love story with a happy ending. .
The quick-tongued young men memorized the various effects of lavender essential oil, and were eager to let a hundred people know about it. Naturally, they explained it in great detail, and they said it very loudly, with the momentum of Zhang Fei breaking down a wooden bridge.
Although there were tens of thousands of people watching, almost all of them knew about it. In order to get the blessings of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, they all memorized the effects of essential oils. To be on the safe side, they also relied on their imaginations to think about it. I wrote a few and learned them by heart.
The final conclusion is that this heavenly treasure called lavender essential oil is much more powerful than the mortal Dali Pill. Diseases that Dali Pills can cure can be cured by essential oils. Diseases that Dali Pills cannot cure can still be cured by essential oils. As long as you can smell the aroma of essential oils, you can live an extra twenty years immediately. If you don¡¯t live an extra twenty years, it means you smell it. The aroma is not enough.
However, after all, the people outside did not see the specific process of consecration, nor did they see the purple gold alms bowl and essential oils. Therefore, although adhering to the principle of preferring to believe that they have it rather than believe that they do not have it, they all believed in the essential oils, but not more. The young master still had some doubts in his heart. At least they wanted to know whether the little Zen master in charge of the consecration in the temple had real abilities. It would be best if they could prove it.
Now, the opportunity has come, right in front of you. Guan Shitu came to destroy the place, attracted the little Zen master inside, and even wanted to compete in medical skills. Wouldn't this just prove whether the little Zen master had any ability?
Guan Shitu didn't understand the psychology of the common people. He was so aroused by Wang Anran that the veins on his forehead were twitching, and he seemed to be very angry. To test his medical skills, he had to find a patient first. He turned to the common people and shouted: "Who is sick?" ?¡±
The people immediately replied: "You are the only one who is sick!"
"You look very sick!"
"You were kicked in the head by a donkey. Is that what you ask someone?"
Just when the people were scolding Guan Shitu for asking questions, someone suddenly heard someone shouting: "I, I am sick, and I am very sick!"
The people all looked at the person who was shouting. There was someone who really said that he was sick. The courage to shout out in public could prove that he was indeed sick, either because he had a disease in his head or because he was full. Yes, are there any people complaining that they are sick? How silly!
The person who shouted was the fat man. He held his stomach and waited for a long time. However, although the doctors took his pulse and said that he had eaten enough, no one gave him a prescription. Everyone's attention was focused on Wang Anran at the gate of the temple. How could they have time to prescribe him a prescription?
Wang Anran did not go down the steps, but just shouted: "What disease do you have?"
The fat man shouted: "I'm full!"
Amidst the roaring laughter, the common people started to cheer, and everyone became a prophet. Just now, I was wondering if this person was full of food, but he was really full of food. No wonder he was complaining that he was sick. Woolen cloth!
The fat man¡¯s face was red, and he didn¡¯t want to say that he was sick in public, but there was nothing he could do, his stomach hurts!
Guan Shitu walked quickly towards the fat man, and he didn't hesitate to squeeze in other people along the way. The people he squeezed were naturally not polite, and they tripped him with their feet, and some even stepped on his shoes deliberately. When Guan Shitu arrived at the fat man's side, both shoes had been stepped off, and his socks were still full of shoe prints. The pain was so painful that he almost squatted on the ground!
Stretching out his hand, Guan Shitu was the first to take the Fat Man's pulse. The Fat Man had a stomachache, and it was indeed due to eating too much. Moreover, he did not have any old illnesses or hidden diseases, so it was very easy to diagnose. There was no difficulty at all, as long as he was a doctor. Prescribe the medicine.
Guan Shitu confirmed the diagnosis and looked at the other doctors with questioning eyes. He was deeply afraid that he had made the wrong diagnosis. It would have been fine if he had treated the fat man alone in the pharmacy. Now he was in the middle of a competition in front of everyone. , if he makes a wrong diagnosis, the consequences will be serious. He will no longer be able to work as a doctor in Liangzhou and will have to live elsewhere.
But no matter which doctor he looked at, every doctor turned away and refused to help him. The doctors all regretted coming to Jinguang Temple with him. They regretted wading into this muddy water because they didn't have any deep friendship with Guan Shitu. Now that Guan Shitu is asking for help, no one of them dares to say a word. Firstly, if they help Guan Shitu, it will inevitably make him weak. Secondly, if Guan Shitu can't even treat a disease like dyspepsia, why should he be a doctor? Ah, sitting in court has become a joke, just a liar wearing the name of a doctor!
Guan Shitu was furious when he saw that none of his colleagues helped him. However, among these doctors, there were several more famous than him, and he could not afford to offend them. He did not dare to lose his temper in public, let alone talk about himself. If you are afraid of misdiagnosis, doesn't that mean you are incompetent?
Turning his head, Guan Shitu shouted to Wang Anran: "I've seen it and know how to diagnose and treat it. Now it's your turn, come here!"
Wang Anran snorted. He looked at the expressions of the doctors, listened to what the fat man said just now, and looked at the speed at which Guan Shitu saw the doctor. He already deduced that the fat man must not have any hidden diseases, and was most likely just eating. So full.
Very proudly and with the demeanor of a famous doctor, he patted the monk's robe on his body, and with the expression of the old Shaolin monk sweeping the floor in The Eight Tribes of the Dragon, he curled his lips deeply and said: "You are too slow to treat the doctor. This proves that you are a liar, and if you do not explain this patient's condition to the villagers, elders, and male and female donors, it means that you intend to deceive everyone and want to get away with it. I will tell you how to treat it later. You must say it again. Folks, do you think this is correct?"
The people watching shouted together: "Yes, that's what happened. This guy is a liar. Little monk, don't tell me the prescription first, lest he learn it secretly!"
"This guy is so shameless, he actually wants to learn the prescription secretly!"
"He secretly learned the prescription. This is a crime of theft. Arrest him and go to the official. We can't let him get away with it!"
Guan Shitu was so angry that he almost fainted on the spot. He swayed and shouted, "He hasn't told me the prescription yet. Why did he say that I cheated on my studies and arrest me to see the official? Where do you start with this!"
"Since the day your mother gave birth to you!" Shen Dayao shouted.
The people laughed loudly again. Before the competition started, they were one-sided. Tens of thousands of referees ruled together, you lose the game, you are a liar!
Wang Anran pointed at the fat man and said: "Tell the villagers and elders about the fact that you are full, and let everyone comment on it!"
The people were even more happy, shouting and shouting, insisting that the fat man explain how he was full and how he was able to hold on, so that everyone would be happy!
The fat man was really helpless. Tens of thousands of people were shouting at him. If he didn't say anything, he would probably be beaten! He had no choice but to tell the reason and how he was so full.
In fact, it was a very simple thing. This fat man was a businessman. He imported a batch of water chestnuts from the south and wanted to sell them in Liangzhou. Liangzhou did not produce water chestnuts. He thought there should be many people trying them. But after transporting the water chestnuts, But few people bought it because the price he sold it at was too high.
Water chestnuts are not expensive in the south, but transporting them all the way to Liangzhou requires a lot of freight. The freight has to be included in the cost. When sold, the water chestnuts naturally become very expensive, and ordinary people cannot afford them. , rich people don¡¯t necessarily have to try it early, and the result is that the water chestnuts are overstocked and cannot be sold.
The fat man felt distressed because his business was losing money. In desperation, he ate the water chestnuts by himself. It was better than not being able to sell them. If you can benefit yourself, you cannot benefit others!
Then, he was full of food!
It's as simple as that. There is no twists and turns in the plot or exciting climax. It's just an ordinary meal. But the key to the problem is that now this fat man can't vomit or have diarrhea. , the abdominal pain is unbearable!
Wang Anran heard this and thought: "It turns out that I eat water chestnuts. This is easy to handle, but since I want to cure it, I have to give it a shock!"
Guan Shitu shouted again: "Little liar, you haven't come here to check your pulse. Do you want me to give you the prescription first and then learn it secretly?"
The doctors next to me frowned. This is not the right way to behave in an official career. Just now, the young man didn¡¯t know the cause of the disease and said that you wanted to secretly learn the prescription. The wording is too much. It is just a dose of emetic medicine. A doctor can prescribe it. It is not shameful enough to learn this secretly!
Wang Anran laughed loudly, as if what you said was too ignorant and you were an idiot. He shook his head and said, "I don't have to go over to take his pulse or prescribe him medicine. I just need to show him." Judging from his appearance, his illness will be cured soon!"
Guan Shitu was stunned for a moment, thinking how could this be possible? This is absolutely impossible! The doctors also shook their heads, feeling that this was too nonsense, even ifDysphagia is easy to cure, just a dose of vomiting medicine is enough, but you also need to take medicine! Could it be that you just need to find a mirror and let the fat man take a look at it? That's so nonsense, it's no longer a magic mirror!
Wang Anran asked the people: "Do you know where I can buy tung oil? I want it now."
A commoner said: "I have it at home. I need it to wash the bed. My home is very close. I will get it right away. Is one bucket enough?"
"One bowl is enough." Wang Anran said.
"These people are really fast-moving. They turned around and ran away. They came back in a moment. He held a bowl of tung oil in his hands and brought it to Wang Anran.
Wang Anran reached out to take the bowl, and said: "I don't want to hear your prescription. I just want to ask, if you prescribe the medicine, boil the medicine, and then give it to him, how long will it take for him to recover?"
Guan Shitu calculated the time and said, "Half an hour is enough!"
The doctors nodded together. No matter who prescribed the emetic medicine, this time was needed.
Wang Anran snorted and said: "If you say it is enough, it is enough to prove that you are a liar. You are still so slow to treat a minor illness!"
Guan Shitu was furious and said: "Even if Qian Ruhai comes, he can't be faster than this!"
Wang Anran ignored him and said to the people: "As long as I speak to God, I can cure the disease, and I can show you God's manifestation on the spot!"
After saying that, he raised the bowl of tung oil high above his head and said: "God, give me strength, I am Wang Anran!"
The doctors all shook their heads when they heard what he said so arrogantly. This is so awesome. How can you use something that invites gods to treat a disease? Every doctor thinks in his mind: "Look at his posture, he looks like a magician!"
On the steps, Shen Dashao thought to himself: "Look at An Ran's posture, he has finally become a qualified divine man!"
The common people thought: "Look at the posture of the little Zen master, he is actually an enlightened monk who can communicate with God!"
Bunny ran out from the backyard and crowded in the crowd to watch the fun, but he thought to himself: "Look at the young master's posture, as soon as he puts the bowl down, we can start eating!"
After communicating with God, Wang Anran put down the bowl and said to the commoner who brought the pomelo oil: "Give him the bowl and let him take a look at what he looks like. Take a closer look so that he can see clearly. By the way, when he takes photos of himself, you¡¯d better stay away from him!¡±
The common people didn¡¯t know why, but they obediently gave the tung oil bowl to the fat man. The fat man took the tung oil bowl and was confused. Do he really want to take a photo? This isn't like treating a disease. Isn't this just trying to make fun of me?
But the bowl is already in your hand, just take a photo!
The fat man brought the bowl close to his face, and before he could see his face clearly in the oil, he felt the pungent smell of tung oil hit his face. The smell of tung oil entered his nose, and there was an unspeakable feeling in his stomach. Uncomfortable.
The citizen who delivered the tung oil forgot what Wang Anran told him, and actually stood face to face with the fat man. He pushed the bowl with his hand and said, "Look closer so you can see clearly." Unexpectedly, he used force It was so big that it knocked out the tung oil in the bowl and sprayed it on the fat man's face. The fat man couldn't dodge, and even his mouth was sprayed with tung oil!
The tumbling in his stomach became even louder, and the fat man couldn't bear it any longer, so he vomited it out in one gulp, right into the common man's face, all over his head and face!
The common people instantly remembered what Wang Anran told him. No wonder they kept themselves away. It turned out to be because of this!
In an instant, the doctors were horrified, the people were in an uproar, the fat man was vomiting, and Guan's career was in shock!
"Could it be said that looking at one's own appearance can induce vomiting?
This is impossible, this is absolutely impossible!
However, the impossible happened clearly before their eyes!
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