Tang Yan's state is the most frustrating for the system. You should express your strong objection. He has already accepted his death and told you clearly that no matter what you say, I just don't believe it or not. He is so arrogant that it is impossible for you to turn him around. ideas.
And if you offer to give in, it seems to confirm his guess and statement, and it will directly make him think: Look, I know you are like this, otherwise why would you give in? no! Since I have completely guessed it right, you must do something In this case, the system will be completely ruined.
Silence alone is actually not good. This seems to be a little bit speechless. Isn't that people often say that they do n¡¯t speak without saying? But after careful consideration, the system felt that he could only express silence. It seemed that silence was the only way to prevent him from falling into complete passivity.
In fact, in terms of this kind of "potential" judgment, it is useless no matter how fast the calculation speed of the system is. Therefore, when considering how to deal with this problem, the system has wasted a long time, even if it immediately Even if he opens his mouth, Tang Yan will still think that he is "speechless" or "expressing acquiescence". The most important thing is that Tang Yan is extremely confident in his judgment. Once a judgment is made, it cannot be changed.
"Are you starting to act stupid? Hey, are you starting to drink? Do you want another cigarette? Come on, come on, I'll help you light the fire!" Seeing that the system really summoned a cigarette and put it in his hand, Tang Yan took the initiative He summoned a lighter to light the fire for him, and then looked at him for a long time in the smoke puffed out by the system, and suddenly said: "How about you go get a perm!" The system was baffled, but the black girl was. He laughed out loud.
"If you go get your hair permed, then when you go out, you can introduce yourself and say that you have three major hobbies, smoking, drinking, and perming your hair. Damn, that's a big deal! And you can sing and say it, and there are songs to prove it: to be a god, to fly on a crane. , turning stone into gold, indescribable, perming your hair, drinking and smoking!¡±
The system completely collapsed. He swallowed a cigarette mixed with a sip of wine. After Tang Yan sang the last line, he choked himself. He covered his chest and kept coughing. His expression was extremely painful.
"Your sister, this system created a virtual uncle and made it look real. Is it very realistic? You can actually get choked and then cough. Or are you actually a real person, just with a black girl? Same thing, is it a projection put into this bird system? Then you will actually feel pain if I hit you, right? Now that you say it, I feel a little itchy again, and I really want to beat you again!"
When the system heard this, it hurriedly handed it over. Immediately, my waist no longer ached and my legs no longer hurt. I climbed the fifth floor without panting. I just looked panicked and stepped backwards, as if I was really afraid of being beaten again by Tang Yan. The look of pause.
"Looking at you like this, forget it, it's almost done. Let me put forward the conditions and you see if it works. If it works, we will continue. If it doesn't work, we will break up!"
Although Tang Yan seemed to be giving in, the system just curled his lips and thought to himself, this is still the same as if he didn't say anything. What do you mean, let me see if it works? If I say no, you won't implement it, so isn't it just you who has the final say?
But when it came to this, the system was really at its wits end, so it had no choice but to nod in agreement.
Tang Yan said: "Answer me a question first, how many skills can be extracted from your system?"
The system hesitated for a moment, and finally said: "Excluding the skills directly learned from criminals, there are more than 70 skills simply extracted, of which theft is the largest."
Tang Yan nodded, but said with obvious dissatisfaction: "Stop following me with these vague numbers, more than seventy? And how many are there including the skills that can be learned from criminals? I want accurate figures, not vague ones."
The system hesitated again and said slightly dejectedly: "There are still seventy-six extraction skills, and there are a total of thirty-seven skills that can be learned from criminals."
"That's a total of one hundred and thirteen skills? Let me do the math" Tang Yan calculated silently in his mind, "Twelve months every year, plus nine traditional festivals, there are a total of 21 drawing opportunities. . Taking into account the lottery opportunities brought by major upgrades, etc., let¡¯s count the twenty-two lottery opportunities. On average, it is five each time Let me take it, isn¡¯t that similar to what you said? The gift package plus three lucky draw opportunities is actually five times Damn, I can't take advantage of you, it's boring. But forget it, who told me to be magnanimous, so that's the decision, anyway, you How about ensuring that all skills can be extracted by me within a year, and all skills extracted are directly strengthened by the system?"
The system did not hesitate this time. No matter how high Tang Yan's IQ was, the calculation speed would definitely not be as fast as his. Therefore, he had already calculated that Tang Yan's method was really not much different from what he had promised Tang Yan before. .The only difference, I'm afraid, is that the skills acquired by communicating with criminals are omitted from the learning process and directly become extracted skills. The previous system had also been carefully calculated. It provided three hours of communication time with three-pole criminals every month, which equals thirty-six hours a year. Adding in the communication time Tang Yan gained from completing system tasks, it was about a year. Time can take away all the skills from those criminals. But in that case, Tang Yan may miss some skills. After all, there are some skills that he is not interested in at all. On the contrary, this way there will be no mistakes or omissions at all.
Since it is not much different from the conditions given by the system, but more stable, the system has no reason to object.
"Okay, then it's decided."
"I have three chances in this lottery, so you can just give away three more skills. That means I will give you a total of eight skills this time, and the rest will be exactly five each time."
The system has no reason to object at this moment. The most important thing is that he knows that he cannot object, otherwise Tang Yan will definitely dare to fall out again. Anyway, it is easier for this kid to fall out than to read a book.
"Since a new agreement has been reached, shall we sign a new agreement?"
Tang Yan directly kicked her over: "Xie your sister! Do you believe the look on my face when I Xie you? I'm paralyzed, so I have to push my limits to give you face, right? Stop talking nonsense, quickly hand over your skills to me, and then, Ma Liu Get out of here! Why are you so itchy all over?"
The system didn¡¯t want to talk nonsense to Tang Yan anymore, so he turned around and left, but Tang Yan suddenly called him back.
"What, wait a minute, Nima, I almost forgot this very important thing."
The system had no choice but to stand still, turned around and looked at Tang Yan, hoping that this kid wouldn't do anything wrong again.
"Is there anything else?"
"Actually, I already know that there is no actual purpose for you to ask me for the income from the mission. It is just to add some restrictions to me, so that I will mistakenly think that all the skills I get from you are equal exchanges. I will complete the mission in the future. I won¡¯t hand over any mission proceeds.¡±
Hearing this, the system shook his head decisively: "This is not possible. The proceeds from the mission must be handed over. This is not an exchange of equal value, but a real need of the system."
Tang Yan laughed: "So, the system still has needs! But obviously not all tasks have needs, and many things are actually just a cover-up. After all the words have been said, let's use this kind of cover-up method. It¡¯s not interesting anymore. Why don¡¯t you all be more realistic and ask for what you should want and give up what you shouldn¡¯t want. For example, the more than 10 million last time made it clear that you are here to pay wages to black girls and the like. Yes!"
The system was about to be depressed to death. Apparently, Tang Yan successfully discovered a secret that he could not and did not want to disclose. The system indeed had only a small number of required items among a large number of mission targets.
But the system cannot agree to Tang Yan's request anyway. In that case, the system's needs will be directly exposed. With Tang Yan's IQ, I am afraid that even if he does not understand these technologies, he can still analyze what the system wants to do.
"This is absolutely impossible!" the system replied solemnly.
But the black girl suddenly interrupted and asked: "Pay us wages? Is there anyone else besides me?"
Tang Yan laughed again, snapped his fingers and said: "This is the information the system revealed to me again. In addition to you, the system also hired other people. For example, how did the more than 10 million I have always suspected Disappeared? Even if the system has the power of heaven, it is impossible for the more than 10 million in my account to disappear out of thin air. They must have done it through some legal means. Otherwise, wouldn¡¯t the bank have responded? I checked my The flow of the money was that it was withdrawn, and it was definitely withdrawn by myself. But the bank's surveillance video obviously did not leave this. This also means that they hired at least one person who could impersonate me through plastic surgery or other means Boy, I don¡¯t want this person to appear again in the future, otherwise, don¡¯t blame me for not giving you face! Damn, you know how bad it feels to be impersonated, right? If similar things happen in the future, you can directly Give me the account and I will transfer the money myself, don¡¯t try this trick again, okay?¡±
Facing Tang Yan¡¯s threat, what else can the system say? After nodding in agreement, the system quickly disappeared.
"Oops, I forgot to tell the system that it can't fire you!" Tang Yan slapped his forehead, "Actually, it's quite cool to keep you in the system and occasionally pull you out to chat or even do something like that!"
The black girl has a dark streak, but she didn¡¯t expect that even after Tang Yan made the relationship between them clear, they would still be so at odds.serious.
"Hahaha, I'm not kidding you anymore. I guess the system won't dare to fire you. The income from this job is actually pretty good, right? Now you probably understand that your salary is actually my hard-earned money." Money! It's inhumane!" Tang Yan made a bitter face, and then waved to the black girl, "Hurry up and kiss me, and comfort my broken heart!"
The black girl hesitated slightly, but still shyly stepped forward, closed her eyes, and took the initiative to kiss Tang Yan on the lips
(Thanks to the four brothers Heiying Huhu, Starry Sky Story, Brighton's Sorrow, and Leng Yanjian for their rewards)
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