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    Seeing Tang Yan's dazed look, Peacock knew that Tang Yan was already thinking about the specific operation methods of forging bills, so he waited patiently for a while, until Tang Yan showed a clear smile on his face, and then reminded him: "But it's also  Don't repeat too much, otherwise the ink on the handwriting will accumulate too thickly, forming raised dots like Braille, which is not good and can be easily seen through. At the same time, do something simple to make it old, because you haven't learned this yet.  I will teach you some old-fashioned skills for free."

    "How do you plan to teach it? Enlightenment?"

    Peacock smiled: "This method is not difficult. Come to the bathroom with me."

    Upon hearing this, Tang Yan immediately covered his chest with both hands, grasped the lapel of his clothes, and said with a somewhat embarrassed look: "I don't have a habit of cutting off my sleeves. Seeing that you look like a sissy, you wouldn't think so.  You take me to the bathroom and then call me to the bathroom every day to molest me, right?"

    These words almost made Peacock angry. Although he is now in jail, he prides himself on being suave and romantic all his life. Basically, he has always been able to pick up girls. Except for the one time he fell into the hands of Tang Yan and failed to hook up with Ji Fanxi, he has always been able to pick up girls.  They are all victorious.  Now, it's good that Tang Yan actually falsely accused him of being gay. How could this not make Peacock angry?

    "You are the gay!"

    Reaching out his hand, Peacock grabbed Tang Yan's arm, but how could Tang Yan's strength be compared to that of Peacock?  He was no match for Tang Yan on the Shenpu cruise ship before, not to mention that Tang Yan's force value has increased so much during this time?

    Tang Yan dodged Peacock's hands with a slight move, and then said more and more mockingly: "Look, are you angry with shame? I said you are gay and you still don't admit it, so you can't help it here.  Although I'm handsome and handsome, I'm really not interested in gays like you. Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I shouldn't be so direct. In fact, I'm not interested in gays like you.  There is no prejudice, it¡¯s just that I can¡¯t accept it myself. Peacock, you must cheer up. Although I am not interested in you, with your skin, you are definitely a star in the gay community. It should be easy to find a gay friend.  Easy. And with your deception, it¡¯s not that difficult to win over a straight man. Think about it. But don¡¯t think about it. I¡¯m a determined person, and besides you just now  When I saw Song Yanzhi, I already had a girlfriend and three mistresses. I couldn¡¯t let go of such a big family! Or, one of my roommates was named Xia Houkang, who was over 1.9 meters tall and was an absolute hunk.  He's also very manly, or there's another one, an absolute natural petite, over 1.7 meters tall, fair and handsome, named Zhang Wei. I'll introduce them to you, just to make up for the injuries you suffered because of your failure to court me.  How do you feel?"

    Tang Yan was really generous and sold Xia Houkang and Zhang Wei in an instant.

    Peacock's face turned blue with anger, but he also knew that even with his eloquence, he was no match for a guy like Tang Yan, so he had to swallow his breath.

    "Do you want to learn how to make old bills?" Peacock gritted his teeth. He seemed to think that this was the only way he could make Tang Yan bow his head slightly.

    But Tang Yan said with disdain: "I said I won't learn, so you probably asked me to learn, right? Your sister, you want to deceive me? This is a task given to you by the system. My ability is now  It's not enough to complete this task, and your task is to let me learn this little trick Hehe, isn't it strange, why do I know that what you teach me is not a skill but a little trick? That system is stingy with me  You are like a bastard, how can you just give me a skill to play with? Are you dumbfounded? Are you lame? Hahaha"

    Seeing Tang Yan's triumphant look, Peacock almost rolled his eyes. Fortunately, a woman rushed forward at this moment: "Thomas, you finally showed up. Do you know that I have been thinking about you these days?  "

    This woman was Shu Qingming¡¯s dance partner. After dancing together that night, the girl was completely poisoned by the peacock. But after that, the peacock seemed to have disappeared from the world, and she could not find any trace of the peacock.  After asking representatives from almost every country, they could not find the peacock with the pseudonym "Thomas", which disappointed the girl almost to the point of crying every night.

    Now that she finally saw the peacock, the girl was as excited as if she were in love for the first time. She immediately abandoned all girls' reserve and shyness and ran over to hold the peacock's hand.

    Seeing this scene, Peacock finally felt that he had regained some self-esteem. In front of Tang Yan, he was a loser, but in front of this woman, or in front of all the women present, he was still the most popular man.  main character.  This was known by Peacock's brief glance at the entire audience. Many unmarried girls and married aunts were staring directly at him.  ?Earlier, Peacock once did a very boring thing. In order to solve a case, he disguised himself as a bellman and entered a hotel. On that day, he made a bet with several acquaintances at the same time.  , to see how many female guests he can conquer in one night.  At that time, they were limited to ten people, and if there were more than ten peacocks, they would win.  As a result, Peacock won extremely well that night. There were seventeen female guests staying that night, sixteen of them took the initiative to invite Peacock, and five of them came with their husbands, but they still couldn't resist.  The charm of living peacocks has greatly built up peacocks' confidence in this aspect.  However, what frustrated Peacock was that seven of the sixteen women regarded him as a part-time duck. They all said that money was not an issue, which made Peacock very sad.

    This is very similar to today's situation. On the one hand, Peacock feels the value of his existence, but on the other hand, he is extremely frustrated for another reason. This feeling, well, is just like the feeling when you have a crush for the first time,  Expectation and fear of getting hurt.

    "I still have some things to talk about. Can I come back to you later?" Peacock comforted the girl first in a very graceful manner.

    The girl looked like she didn¡¯t believe the peacock, her eyes were full of doubts: ¡°Are you really going to find me? Don¡¯t let me lose sight of you again like last time!¡±

    "Don't worry, something unexpected happened that day. It won't happen today. I will definitely look for you today."

    After all, the girl finally left. Peacock looked at the time and said, "If you don't want this girl to be disappointed, you'd better go to the bathroom with me quickly. I'll show you that little trick." It seems that every time he  There is a strict time limit for appearing. I am afraid that last time it was because he was too late, so he did not comfort the girl's lonely heart. This time, Peacock obviously didn't want to miss the girl.

    Although Tang Yan moved his steps, he still said something: "Actually, for the sake of this girl's physical and mental health, I should delay it a little longer. You are just having sex with someone for one night, so don't act like you are sacred.  Same thing, do you think you are sending children to Guanyin? Damn it, I entered the girl's tent at night and fought eight times in one night."

    Peacock¡¯s head was full of black lines and he decided to ignore Tang Yan. The main reason was that he was already the best in the world for his abilities, but he only suffered a loss in Tang Yan¡¯s hands.  When it comes to fighting, he can't beat him, and when it comes to picking up girls, although he definitely wins in terms of quantity, in terms of quality, whether it's Ji Fanxi, Hang Xiaoqi, or Wei Ruoyi, they are far better than any girl Peacock has ever encountered.  Peacock can be said to be completely convinced of defeat, but he is just a little bit resentful.

    When they got to the bathroom, Peacock began to show Tang Yan how to use urine alkali to make the paper older. It would look like it had been stored for many years, but it would not make the paper become too wrinkled, and it would never leave a urine smell.  .

    Just seeing the peacock take out the bird and urinate first, Tang Yan still felt that the whole process was disgusting. At the same time, he continued to criticize the peacock. He was definitely a gay. Otherwise, why would he be interested in taking out the bird in front of a grown man?  Where is the bird?

    In this regard, although Peacock felt that Tang Yan's criticism was too old, he did not reply. After all, he knew that he would lose or lose in discussing this with Tang Yan. He, an upright man, was reduced to having to explain his sexual orientation.  The situation itself is already a past that is unbearable to look back on.

    However, next, Tang Yan¡¯s new tricks made Peacock intolerable.

    Tang Yan said: "I thought those things for you white people would be bigger, but after working on them for a long time, it was just a small bird! Alas, compared to you, I am like a big roc!"

    "Uncle Peacock can endure it, but his aunt can't, but her aunt really can't bear it anymore and dares to laugh at his childishness. Peacock has always been proud of his age and is in the battlefield of picking up girls.

    "You have the guts to take it out and compare it with me!" The peacock was furious, like a rooster about to fight.

    With Tang Yan¡¯s light words, the peacock fell completely like a punctured balloon.

    "You shameless bastard! How dare you say you're not gay! How can you be interested in looking at other men's big cocks if you're not gay? Damn it, I won't fall for your deception! You damn sissy  ! Stinky fagot! In Stephen Chow¡¯s words, you¡¯re just a stinking piece of glass"

    The peacock almost fell into the toilet and was immortalized!

    D!  You just complain about the new points, not the old ones and the new ones!  ¡ª¡ªThe peacock wanted to cry but had no tears. No wonder when he came out to do the task, the black girl Qian Dingzhu Wan warned him, telling him to be careful when talking to Tang Yan.  Peacock didn't take it seriously at the time and felt that the black girl was overly worried. He had dealt with Tang Yan before and knew that Tang Yan was more capable of messing around, but he was definitely not to the point where he couldn't be dealt with.  But now, Kong ?I believe it, I believe it completely

    (Thanks to the three brothers Fanchen Tingyu Zhizhi, Starry Sky Story, and Leng Yanjian for their rewards)

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