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Volume 2 Music Festival Chapter 171 Peerless Style

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    As artists of the older generation, Huang Hong and Ling Feng admired the young man Chen Mo very much.  Huang Hong rubbed her red eyes and then showed her unique exaggerated smile. She patted Chen Mo's shoulder generously and said, "Come on Chen Mo, as long as you perform in your true colors, it's fine. You don't need to sing the song, right? Hehe,  As for your stand-up comedy, there should be no problem, right?"

    Chen Mo chuckled, bowed slightly and said, "Brother Huang, it's okay. It's a knife to extend your head, and it's a knife to shrink your head. I'll fight it!" After nearly a month of rehearsals, Chen Mo was familiar with most of the people, and  Although Huang Hong was funny on stage, she was extremely serious off stage, but she only admired Chen Mo very much. She didn't treat him like a junior, but treated him as someone of the same level, which made him envious of many young people.

    You must know that Huang Hong is an actor at the level of a major general in the art troupe. Not only is he solid in the background, but he also has extraordinary literary and artistic qualities. If that young man can get his attention, although he will not rise to the top, he will be able to avoid half of the detours.  But for Chen Mo, the young actor can only give up after thinking about it. Maybe letting Chen Mo guide others can get a better way out. Xiang Xiaomei and "Singing to the World" are no joke!

    Ling Feng also encouraged Chen Mo, and just as he was about to say something, he heard Zhao Wei, half of the host of the Spring Festival Gala, say on the stage: "When a son travels thousands of miles, the mother is worried! For a wanderer, the mother's embrace is definitely  Their warmest place is also the place that can most comfort the soul! Now, let¡¯s invite our new generation of Chinese superstar Chen Mo to wish everyone a happy new year with his song "The Place Where the Soul Slept"!" Chen Mo broke out in a cold sweat,  When did he become a superstar?  He is not a pure singer now, let alone others?

    Xiang Xiaomei hugged Chen Mo tightly and said, "Come on, little brother! I'll go to the audience to cheer you on!" Chen Mo signaled everyone with a gentle smile, then walked towards the stage, and Xiang Xiaomei  The girl quickly walked around the backstage and went to the audience's VIP seats.

    The people in the background burst into applause, while thousands of people in the audience cheered and applauded soaring into the sky.  The shouts made the air in the entire hall freeze instantly, making people feel so depressed.  The cry was high-pitched and the echo was loud. Even if Chen Jiahui used her inner energy to seal the air, she still felt that the whistling sound was piercing her brain.  She couldn't help but smile bitterly.  Seeing Xiang Xiaomei walking towards her quickly, covering her ears, Chen Jiahui waved quickly, then pulled Xiang Xiaomei and asked her to sit next to her.

    Chen Jiahui is very carefree in front of her relatives.  It seems that he doesn't care about anything, but his mind is extremely shrewd. What's more, as a person who has experienced it, he knows the thoughts of the girls around his son very well.  Therefore, this is also a big haze in her heart. Even if her son's marriage is settled, choosing who to be her partner is a bigger problem.

    Especially Xiang Xiaomei, she hides her feelings for Chen Mo very deeply, but she can't hide from Chen Jiahui's eyes.  Although the Chen family is not afraid of any worldly power.  But after all, the Xiang family is the most wealthy family in China. If it causes a dispute, it will be a big headache. What's more, Xiang Xiaomei is still a married woman.  However, after spending these two days together, Chen Jiahui also knew that Xiang Xiaomei was a different kind - that married woman was still a virgin in her thirties?

    Putting aside the distracting thoughts with a slight smile, Chen Jiahui took her little sister's finger and pointed at Chen Mo who walked onto the stage and asked: "Little sister. Is Xiaomo's preparation okay?" But she used the skill of transmitting sounds into secrets.  , if you speak with a normal voice, it will definitely not have any effect.

    Xiang Xiaomei wanted to speak, but the sounds surrounding her were too high-pitched. Even if she shouted, it might not reach far, so she could only cover her ears and nod helplessly.  A thumbs up means very good.

    In fact, the cheers of the audience at the scene reached such a level, not only because of Chen Mo's reputation accumulated in the past, but more importantly because he participated in "The Same Song" four times and was well known to many people, and then CCTV broadcast it on the third set.  Chen Mo's program was not deleted either. Many actors sang three or four songs and only one old song was played. However, almost all of Chen Mo's songs in the four programs were different. As a result, all the songs were played on the TV station.  Relaxed out.

    You must know that although "The Same Song" was only aired for a year at this time, its reputation has been greatly increased due to the participation of various celebrities, and it is well known by many people.  Chen Mo's participation not only made himself known to more people, but also made "The Same Song" more famous, so the win-win situation between the two is very satisfying for both parties.

    Now, as soon as Chen Mo came on stage, the audience cheered like a mountain and a tsunami, which was even worse than when Zhao Dashan, the king of sketches, came on stage.  Although the actors knew that Chen Mo was very popular, when compared with the previous ones, they knew that the gap between them and Chen Mo was not the smallest bit.

    Chen Mo walked onto the stage with steady steps. Looking at the crowds of people in front of him and the excitement on the second floor, he couldn't help but feel excited!  Maybe this is not the program with the largest number of people he has ever seen, but it is definitely the most popular one.The most popular program is a thousand times better than "The Same Song".

    As Chen Mo walked onto the stage, the melodious morinouqin played, and the melody of "Where the Soul Slept" slowly sounded.  Hearing this familiar melody, the audience cheered again.  Chen Mo couldn't help but smile: "Hello everyone, I am Chen Mo!"

    "Oh" The audience's roar shook the hall.

    In fact, the Spring Festival Gala is very tight. If Chen Mo was not so popular, Zhao An would never introduce himself to Chen Mo. The most important thing is that there is a program behind Chen Mo, otherwise his microphone will definitely be turned off.  If you accidentally miss the opportunity to lip-sync, it will be embarrassing.  Fortunately, Chen Mo has a strong memory and control. As the music moves, it's time to sing.

    "The child wants to find his mother

    The old man points his finger into the distance

    There is the boundless fragrance of green grass

    It¡¯s the place where my soul has slept

    The place where I slept

    The wanderer is back

    Tears wet my clothes

    The water of Taoer River washes away the sadness of the mortal world

    Look up

    The sun is shining

    My childhood came back to my chest in an instant"

    As the last song ended, Chen Mo let out all the strength of his strong voice, and the unique long tunes of the Mongolian plateau bloomed melodiously.  Just like Chen Mo standing in the sky on the plateau and singing, it surrounds time and is thought-provoking.  It is also like an endless clear river meandering through the grassland, not only flowing through the grassland to nurture thousands of children of the grassland, but also flowing through the heart, washing away the stains and dust in the soul, clarifying the mind and purifying the mind.  The audience, who were already a little tired, suddenly felt so uncomfortable, like a clear water pouring down on them in the dog days of summer, and they couldn't help but shiver.  But it waved away the sleepiness and physical fatigue all over the body.  This time it was not just lip-syncing. Although there was such a section during the recording, Chen Mo used the technique of "Tianlong Zen Sing" to come up with it again on the spot.  The effect is dozens of times better than when recording.

    The lingering sound lingered in our ears. Even the hosts and directors were dumbfounded and couldn't help but listen carefully, feel it slowly, and even enjoy it!  And their originally sleepy bodies and minds seemed to have returned to their mother's body for a while, and it was like the song "Where the Soul Slept" really sang, with their hometown comforting them and their mother caring for them.

    The directors are like this, the staff are like this, and a lot of hosts are like this.  So do the viewers!  Of course, there is one exception, and that is Chen Jiahui.  While she was proudly watching her son's performance, she couldn't help but murmur in her heart: "You do everything you can, even the secret techniques of kung fu!" However.  Not to mention anything else, Chen Mo could sing "Tianlong Zen Sing" to such an extent through a microphone. Although she could also sing it, she didn't have the thought-provoking and soul-cleansing effect of Chen Mo.  It can be seen that her kung fu is compared to her own son.  But it is far less than that.

    Seemingly sensing Chen Jiahui¡¯s attention, Chen Mo couldn¡¯t help but wave to his mother and the relatives and friends beside her, and wink at Chen Jiahui.  Chen Jiahui was stunned for a moment, then became amused, but she was the first one to start clapping, and she was also a skilled person. Although she just slapped lightly, her sound was penetrating, not only did the people around her wake up, but even those with a radius of two  People within thirty meters also reacted.

    ??Xiang Xiaomei was very smart and immediately covered her ears as soon as she woke up. The four well-educated girls Song Mingliang, Cheng Ruoxi, Sun Yaonan and Sun Yaosheng also hurriedly covered their ears.

    As expected, the shouts quickly came to mind. Although there was also warm applause, the shouts from the audience were so loud that they completely suppressed the applause. After three or five seconds, many elderly people who applauded seemed to feel uncomfortable just applauding, so they stopped.  Joined by the shouts of middle-aged and young people, the sound at the scene was even louder.

    Chen Mo bowed repeatedly to express his gratitude.  There may be many scenes of the audience cheering like this in the future, but on the big stage of the Spring Festival Gala, it was Chen Mo's first time on stage. It would be nonsense to say that he was not nervous. But in the face of the audience's strong recognition, Chen Mo let go of all his nervousness.  I don't feel any discomfort at all, but feel calm and refreshed.  Compared with the enthusiasm and unrestrainedness of the outside world, Chen Mo is now as cold as a mountain spring. His mind is calm and calm, and he has a natural wave of activity. The consciousness that he constantly emits as he sings becomes lighter and brighter.  The detection distance is also longer, and the perception of subtleties is easier, but it is because of the breakthrough in the state of mind that the three treasures of essence, energy and spirit have reached a higher level, reaching the peak of the "Three Flowers Realm", half a step "Five Qi Chaoyuan"  "The state of the realm.  Maybe at some inexplicable time we can take a step further.

    As the cheers rang out, the staff backstage also reacted. As the host, Wang Siyi took a deep breath and hurriedly walked to the stage.  Looking at the scene in front of her, as an insider, Wang Siyi felt that she was under too much pressure!  Especially the boy on the stage is still a young man under twenty years old.??, compared to her current "advanced age" of twenty-eight, her achievements are world-class.  Especially after the broadcast of "Water Margin", the nickname "Pan Jinlian" made her dumbfounded and miserable. Fortunately, her fame has increased a lot!

    Amidst the whistling sound, Chen Mo heard the crisp sound of high-heeled shoes on the right. When he looked sideways, he saw that it was Wang Siyi, the "Jinlian Sister", and smiled.  But in Wang Siyi's view, Chen Mo at this time was majestic and majestic, with an elegant temperament but as powerful as hell. He was like an immortal descending to earth. He had an ethereal and clear temperament, and a breathless one.  The place of majesty and domineering.  But when Chen Mo looked back for an hour, Wang Siyi couldn't help but think of a poem describing beautiful women - "Looking back, smiling and being charming."  Although the description of Chen Mo at this time was inconsistent, but thinking about Chen Mo's incomparable coercion before and his sincerity and gentleness at this time, it was really the difference between an immortal and the boy next door. Wang Siyi couldn't help but murmur to herself during the short few steps: "Still the neighbor.  My little brother is so popular, so let¡¯s just leave the gods aside!¡±

    Although Chen Mo has a keen sense of consciousness, he cannot understand other people's thoughts when he does not use the "Soul Capturing Technique".  Naturally, I don't know Wang Siyi's inner mind, but I can clearly see the fluctuations in her soul. Especially after the breakthrough, her grasp and control of some information is even more extraordinary. I can vaguely sense Wang Siyi's thoughts.

    "This 'Sister Jin Lian' is not only enchanting and beautiful, but also has the look of a queen!" Chen Mo muttered to himself.

    Wang Siyi came swaying like a flower. She was nearly 1.8 meters tall in high heels. If it weren't for Chen Mo, she would be over 1.8 meters tall.  I feel inferior in front of her.  Moreover, this woman has always valued both beauty and intelligence. If an ordinary man faced her, he would definitely feel ashamed.  Seeing the host come out, the audience's cheers gradually became quiet.  Seeing that Chen Mo has not left the stage, does it mean that Chen Mo still has a show?  Many people who knew the inside story had their eyes wide open and were waiting impatiently.  But those who don¡¯t know the inside story are that their heartbeats are racing and their blood is rushing.  The previous song that purified the soul made people feel refreshed and peaceful, but I don¡¯t know what the next program will be like.

    Wang Siyi came with a scent of fragrance, and then stood next to Chen Mo.

    Cheng Ruoxi in the audience murmured sourly: "Hmph, she is a talented man and a good-looking woman, so they match each other very well Hmm" The little girl's posture is full, but her true nature is also revealed, making people around her smile.  Yang Qiong sighed secretly, it seemed that her daughter could not escape the clutches of Chen Mo.

    On the other hand, Xiang Xiaomei looked at Chen Mo on the stage with great interest.  As for others, they were dismissive. It seemed that Chen Mo was the only one in her eyes at this time.  However, Chen Jiahui's words made her go from heaven to hell, and she was above the nine heavens. She was in a daze and didn't know why: "Little sister, Xiao Mo has been taken care of by you in Yanjing. If anything goes wrong, please ask for help."  Please give me some advice. I can still trust this child¡¯s character, but his marriage makes me worried. I must not hurt my daughter¡¯s family¡¯s heart, and I must not harm others, so I¡¯ll trouble you, little sister.¡±

    He nodded hurriedly to the younger sister, but his face was already red.  After listening to Chen Jiahui's words, wouldn't it be true that Xiang Xiaomei was guarding her own property and keeping her money from others?  Thinking about it carefully, she was even more embarrassed. Fortunately, she didn't look too powerful under the light, but she knew that Chen Jiahui was a martial arts grand master. How could she not see it? She just sighed secretly: "My family  My son has a good life, but he has more peach blossoms. I don¡¯t know what kind of dharma he cultivated in his previous life, but he is actually surrounded by peach blossoms in this life. It¡¯s a pity that he is too much better than me in both cultivation and martial arts, otherwise I would be able to see a trace of him if I waste all my efforts.  The clues about the second half of life are coming, alas, children and grandchildren will have their own blessings, just let them go"

    Wang Siyi smiled sweetly on the stage, as endearing as a blooming rose. Chen Mo secretly sighed: "This woman was wearing simple clothes during the rehearsal, but now she has changed into a fancy dress, but she is charming and charming. No wonder she can play the role of Pan Jinlian."  , Even the casual movements are full of charm, and men with weak temperament still flock to them?"

    But now is not the time to be distracted. Listening to Wang Siyi say according to the lines from the rehearsal: "Hello Chen Mo! Today is the Spring Festival Gala. We won't talk about your achievements in the literary world. Let's talk about it first" It can be transformed into  After he finished speaking, the audience cheered loudly.

    "<Kunlun War>!"

    "<Those things about China>!"

    "<Dragon and snake rise from the land>!"

    "<Yujian Qingming>!"

    Some people even shouted: "<Magic Journey>" At first glance, they were book fans who got the first batch of more than 5,000 copies of the first release book. Otherwise, there were only a few people, how could they shout louder than the others before?  However, this shout-out made many people wonder why "Magic Journey" came out. Is it Chen Mo's new book?

    During the Chinese New Year, the press conference of "The World Sings" has only been held for a few days, so not many people know about Chen Mo's new book "Magic Journey", but there are also many people who know it. Many peopleThe whispering questions made the leaders of the Spring Festival Gala sitting in the side rows smile bitterly: "Is it possible that Chen Mo's novels are more attractive than the Spring Festival Gala?"

    When the audience's shouts gradually subsided, Wang Siyi smiled again and said: "Okay, I know there are many fans of Chen Mo, but now I know that the number I estimated is much less! Well, having said that, in fact, in Chen Mobu  It has only been half a year since he entered the music world, but everyone in the music world today doesn't say that Chen Mo is a musical genius. Whether it is writing lyrics, composing music, or performing, he is praised endlessly. What Chen Mo brought today is not only the perfect performance just now<  The place where the soul has slept>, next, I would like to invite Chen Mo to sing his voice here, and give everyone the bright modern pop music "I Have a Promise with the Grassland"!"

    "Oh" the audience cheered again.  Although the song "I Have a Promise with the Grassland" is not as charming as the previous one, this song is definitely the most popular song.  If you ask why?  Then take a look at the on-demand rate in KTV. This song is definitely a song that is suitable for all ages and must be requested every time.

    As Chen Mo started singing, the audience also sang along.  Nowadays, if we talk about the singer with the most cultural background in China, it must be Chen Mo.  If we talk about the literati with the best singing voice, Chen Mo must be the best.  As for the most individual top scorer in the college entrance examination, it is also none other than Chen Mo.  And this young man is full of personality and extraordinary talent.  He is definitely everyone's favorite character, and with the nearly twenty songs written and composed by Chen Mo, this song is very popular.  It can be said that anyone who has listened to Chen Moge will definitely like it.  This has nothing to do with anything else, after all music has no boundaries!  Moreover, Chinese people sing. If you can¡¯t hum Chen Mo¡¯s songs, then you will be embarrassed to tell others that you like listening to them!

    Therefore, the next scene made all the actors feel helpless while being surprised. Maybe Chen Mo will rule the world in the future!  Who has ever seen singing on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, and almost all the audience below were singing along? If it were not for the fear of exposing his lip-syncing, Chen Mo would have the urge to interact with the audience.

    With the chorus, Xiang Xiaomei and the other girls also sang along.  Moreover, the women stood up slowly. When the people on the side saw it, they felt a little embarrassed and started to take advantage of them.  Boy, this is a great stop.  Ninety-nine percent of the people stood up.  Singing originally meant standing up and having a loud voice, but now people stood up and sang loudly along with Chen Mo, and the decibel level immediately went up two levels!

    Everyone backstage was dumbfounded: "Is this a chorus?"

    But a song only lasts for more than three minutes. When the chorus ended, the audience and Chen Mo couldn't help laughing, even though there was a happy Spring Festival atmosphere.  But now this cooperation will definitely make the participants happy.  Chen Mo couldn't help but want to clasp his fists in all directions to show his gratitude. Finally, Chen Mo smiled and said: "Thank you everyone for your love! Thank you very much!" After saying this, he bowed deeply to everyone around him!

    "Wow" applause sounded, and Chen Mo spread his smile everywhere. The sun was bright, warm and free. For a moment, it was like a layer of skylight shrouded his body. It was eye-catching and charming, not to mention the people in the audience.  , even after being together with Chen Mo for a long time, Xiang Xiaomei and the other girls could not help but feel their eyes heat up, their hearts beat, and their whole bodies felt itchy.  Wang Ailing and Zhang Qiong are also warm-hearted and have rough breaths. This is not because the two prospective mothers-in-law have fallen in love with their prospective sons-in-law, but because Chen Mo has made a breakthrough at this time and has no time to suppress the momentum, and he is in a bad mood at this time.  He is upbeat and cheerful, so his charm is greatly increased, which is no less attractive than the legendary charming woman, and even more so in the eyes of girls.

    As for the other women in the stands, ranging from eighty to eight years old, their eyes were full of love and their hearts were in turmoil.  In just an instant, the women's distinctive screams resounded throughout the studio. If it hadn't been covered by the roof, the sound waves would have dispersed the birds.

    "And people sitting in front of the TV watching TV are wondering, are these women crazy? Why are they in this state?

    However, the men in the hall understood that without him, Chen Mo's appearance or temperament seemed to be infected with a layer of mind-stimulating drug, and the attention was confused.  Even though many people are unwilling to admit that they are inferior to others, facing Chen Mo at this time, all men have to sigh: "I am not as good as him!"

    What kind of consciousness is Chen Mo? He can naturally perceive the reason, but this is not the time to stabilize his state. After all, he still has to perform, right?  Facing thousands of viewers, if he quits halfway, he will not only lose his reputation, but also put his brothers and sisters who have been helping him into a dilemma.  Chen Mo's heart moved, and he thought about other entertainment industries that he was about to start. He simply took this rare opportunity to be bold and bold. Isn't it the difference between creating a name and creating a huge name?

    Feeling the emptiness in the Huangting in his mind, and the spiritual power transformed from the insignificant power of faith, Chen Mo secretly sighed. It seems that if he wants to break through the realm of Dao and Five Qi Chaoyuan, he needs a lot of spiritual power!  Then, start a storm in the entertainment industry!

    Chen Mo, who had made up his mind, seemed more confident at this time, but he was at most concerned about the scene.Just more screaming.  Chen Mo walked a few steps earlier, turned off the microphone in his hand and placed it on the steps, then put the headset twisted behind his head on his lips. When he saw the people below staring at him with interest, he couldn't help but smile and said: "Well, everyone  Everyone knows that I write novels, and I have also racked my brains to write a few songs. The biggest reason why I can stand on the stage now is because of everyone's support. If I go on stage, everyone shouts: 'Get off  '. Then I can only run away in despair, leaving behind a miserable figure and billowing smoke"

    The audience laughed, and many people were whispering and asking each other. Only in the end did they realize that Chen Mo had three programs in the Spring Festival Gala, two songs and a stand-up comedy!

    "Stand-up comedy!" The eyes of the older generation are a little blurry, especially those who grew up at the foot of the Imperial City.  In those alley teahouses, the long gown gavel, handkerchief folding fans and other props in the shop have not been seen for many years.  Unexpectedly, a young man would be telling the story on the Tangtang Spring Festival Gala.

    Chen Mo saw the people below him whispering and then staring at him with interest, and couldn't help but smile: "You may all know that I do stand-up comedy in this showactually. It's not really a stand-up comedy, it's just that I'm in college.  It¡¯s just what I saw and heard when I traveled across the countryOf course exaggeration is a must, comedy is definitely a must, connotation is there, and thinking is a must!¡±

    As a piece of music played, a weirdly dressed staff member came onto the stage carrying a pole microphone and a set of clothes.  It's strange, because this person is not dressed in modern clothes, but in the clothes of a shop waiter during the Republic of China: a melon-skin cap, a blue short shirt, and lantern trousers.  He was wearing white socks and cloth shoes, and he was also stooped and hunched over. When the man raised his head, the audience couldn't help but laugh.  Zhao Wei is the same!

    Zhao Wei came up wearing the clothes of a waiter, and diligently changed Chen Mo's clothes, who turned his back to the audience. Looking at Zhao Wei's unscrupulous dress and dog-legged appearance, the audience laughed loudly.  laugh.  After changing his clothes, Zhao Wei picked up the white towel hanging on his arm and "shaked it off" Chen Mo a few times, as if he was really afraid that there would be something dirty on his body.

    Complete these procedures.  Zhao Wei held up the microphone and bent over and smiled flatteringly: "Gentlemen, here is Mr. Chen Jiusheng, the pillar of our building, performing a stand-up comedy for everyone, called "Wandering South and North"! I hope you will give it a thumbs up if you like it, and give me a thumbs up if you hate it.  Come on, don't leave! Okay, I'll leave now! Uh, by the way, I wish you all one more New Year's greetings. I wish you all a happy New Year and all the best!" After saying this, he looked around and sighed.  He threw the white towel over his shoulder and got off, muttering as he walked: "It's not easy to live in these days. People who listen to singing, opera, and bragging are no longer rewarded. How can I get a wife?"

    The audience couldn't help but smile. Otherwise, Zhao Wei's little appearance made people laugh, but her last New Year's greetings made people laugh or cry. In the past two or three hours, Zhao Wei had paid five or six New Year's greetings, as if  No one is as aggrieved as the child who gives the red envelope.  And the muttering to herself made people laugh even more. Unexpectedly, Zhao Wei, the eldest of the Four Chinese Flower Girls with outstanding talents, has always been known in TV series and movies for being either naughty and lively or gentle and intellectual.  Such a funny side.

    Zhao Wei walked off the stage, and Chen Mo turned around, lowered his head and patted the gown, flicked the sleeves of the gown from left to right, then pinned the lining of the cuffs, then shook the sleeves, clasped his fists in all directions and said: "  Ladies and gentlemen, young and old, young Chen Jiusheng is here to wish you all a happy New Year! I wish you all" Unfortunately, he was interrupted before he could say anything.

    The neat and loud shouts resounded through the hall again, it was really deafening!

    Without him, Chen Mo's appearance at this time is extremely eye-catching.  Broken hair caressing the forehead, sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, hanging nose and jade skin, red lips and square face, broad shoulders and long arms, tall and strong, gentle and elegant, full of bookishness, heroic spirit, pleasant smile, generous hands and steady feet  It can be said that he is a role model in the eyes of men and a prince in the eyes of women!

    Chen Mo could only continue to clasp his fists in thanks. After changing his identity, he had to show corresponding etiquette.  After the applause stopped and the hall became quiet, Chen Mo chuckled and said: "At the beginning of my trip, I took the train as soon as it started. The scenery kept changing along the way. It was really a great enjoyment in life!"

    "I chose a hard seat on the train. During the trip, I not only saw China's natural treasures, but also saw a lot of jokes on the train. Let me tell you something. That time I went to Tibetan areas and saw a man on the road.  A beautiful woman, and there were uncles and aunties across from the beautiful woman. Many young men were unhappy. Later, the young men tried their best to change their seats and planned to talk to the beautiful woman. A gentle lady, a gentleman is so jealous. But this beautiful woman never spoke.  , knowing that they had no chance to take advantage of the car, but the guys became more and more eager. Later, I concluded a truth, that is, silence, withdrawal, and refusal are the three best ways to attract men. To Marry Not in a hurryGirls who have been with the colorless prince in the past!  Well, married ladies, stop wondering.  Because your refusal will attract more admirers, and your pursuit will become more passionate.  But if you accept it then Hongxing will cheat!  Your husband will hate me to the core!  "

    "Haha!" The audience laughed, and then applauded.

    Chen Mo swung his sleeves and said, "This is not over yet. When we got off the bus, one of the guys was carrying the beautiful girl's bag, and the other was pulling her suitcase. When we got off the bus, one of the guys finally couldn't help it anymore and went up to hug her.  The beautiful girl immediately followed her, and then the rest of the boys followed suit. After the hug, several of the boys looked intoxicated, but what the beautiful lady said next made them burst into tears and almost go crazy!"

    "The beauty said in very inaccurate Chinese: 'Ah. It turns out that Chinese men like transgender people so much. Next time I will definitely ask my brother to get together with everyone! By the way, this is my phone number. It's from Thailand, if you go  If you want to visit Thailand, you must come to me!'"

    After listening to Chen Mo¡¯s vivid words, many people in the audience who drank water sprayed

    Chen Mei smiled and said: "So, I have concluded another truth: you can't just look at people's appearance, you have to pay attention to the inside! I hope unmarried men will take this as a warning. As for married men, it is better to find familiar people, such as at home.  The wife of chaff!"

    The applause was loud.

    The audience laughed at the jokes and jokes one after another. For example, one joke told the story of a boy chasing a girl: ¡°The boy saw a beautiful girl who had just moved into his neighborhood, so he started to pursue her.  But the boy is a bit clumsy, has never chased a girl, and doesn't know what to say, which is very distressing. After thinking about it, he can only learn from TV dramas. He specially creates various "too coincidental" scenes.  The girl went to the park, and the boy met him and said: 'Oh, what a coincidence, you are also going to the park?' The girl nodded sheepishly. Later, they deliberately 'bumped into' each other in the supermarket, and the boy said again: 'Oh!  , What a coincidence. Isn¡¯t your house short of butt paper?¡± The girl ran away in shame and anger! Later, they ¡°touched¡± each other on the edge of the sink in the bathroom of the restaurant. The boy said excitedly: ¡°Oh, what a coincidence.¡±  "You peed on your hands too?" The girl Hongfei curled up"

    The audience sprayed again.

    Chen Mo clasped his fists and said: "This joke has two meanings. One is that boys, if you have good eloquence when pursuing girls, your success rate will increase! Second, girls, when you accept the pursuit of boys, don't always look at sweet words, sometimes you are stupid.  A man you can trust!"

    Of course, Chen Mo¡¯s stand-up comedy not only contains jokes, but also contains many philosophical words. Otherwise, how could Zhao An, a strict old artist, appreciate it?

    "Love is like two people pulling a rubber band. The one who gets hurt is always the one who doesn't want to let go. So, when you feel that two people are really inappropriate, let go and let this hurtful relationship recover on its own.  Go ahead! If you hold on tightly, you will hurt others and yourself. But don¡¯t be smart, if you let go and the other person wants to hold on tightly, you will hurt others!"

    "A true good friend does not mean that you have endless topics to talk about when you are together, but when you are together, you will not feel embarrassed even if you don't talk. In my opinion, a friend must not focus on playing around, drinking and eating.  Brother, there are very few people like this who are reliable.¡±

    "There is an old saying that goes: 'Respect others, and others will always respect them.' Unfortunately, in today's declining world, this virtue can only be seen at banquets. You toast me a glass, and I have to give you a glass back."  , unless you are the leader! I hope our ancient sayings will not become myths, then how miserable will you and I live?"

    Time passed unknowingly. When many viewers saw the electronic watch on the ceiling behind Chen Mo, it was already eleven o'clock, and Chen Mo had already performed for nearly half an hour without knowing it!  Listening to Chen Mo's laughter, sarcasm, life principles, funny jokes and worldly affairs on the stage.

    Seeing the emotions of the audience in the audience flickering in response to his words, Chen Mo had the illusion of controlling people's hearts, but he knew that this was just because everyone really liked him. If they were dismissive, they would ignore it even if they heard funny things.  Most of them just laugh it off, who would appreciate the tone?

    Another baggage fell to the ground, causing the audience to laugh, but the show was about to come to an end.  Chen Mo couldn't help but sigh: "Time flies so fast, but I believe many people will remember that there is a guy named Chen Mo. He can not only write books, but he can also write songs and sing, and he can also tell a few jokes to make people laugh.  Ha. At the end of the show, I have nothing to say, so I sing a song for everyone. Of course, since it¡¯s the Chinese New Year, it has to be a little fun. Well, I wrote it myself, and it¡¯s called "Old Boy". I hope everyone likes it!  "(To be continued)

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