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Text 179. This guy is not a fat woman, but an invincible beautiful girl.

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    Li Ding walks in the wild land, relying on the double disguise of the ancient heroic spirit illusion, the body of the little god of the Hercules, as well as his tyrannical personal strength and two relatively powerful teammates, he dare not say that he can play with the wild tribes.  Between the palms, at least it is able to move between the cracks with ease and freedom.

    But there is one person who can make Li Dingsheng feel helpless, helpless, and helpless.

    That person is none other than Jia Luoyan.

    This great god is extremely powerful, acts fiery and has no taboos, but he cannot be provoked - who dares to make a great god-level raging god angry?

    What¡¯s even more frightening is that the Furious Gods don¡¯t have any obvious weaknesses except that they don¡¯t recognize their relatives when they get angry and they fight everyone they see. The Hercules can at least use Netherworld Titanium to restrain them, but the Furious Gods cannot!

    If you encounter an angry god, the only solution is to find another furious god, anger it, and let the two fight When both sides are exhausted and their anger is vented, what will happen?  That's almost solved.

    Of course, it¡¯s not that we can take the opportunity to deal with the two furious gods, but that the danger can be regarded as temporarily relieved.

    In short, the Furious God is an existence that has no solution.  Maybe Chunyang True Immortal can defeat the Furious God, but with Li Ding's current strength, there is no way he can do anything about it.

    So Li Ding could only keep a blank face and let Jia Luo manipulate him.

    ¡°Well, the great god Jia Luoyan doesn¡¯t know what it means to be close to men and women, let alone what it means to be a lady.

    Li Ding¡¯s image of the Hercules.  It gave her too many surprises.  She clicked her tongue in admiration and touched and scratched Li Ding's body.  After touching the face, pinch the shoulders. After pinching the shoulders, press the chest.

    At the same time, she kept commenting: "The shoulders are quite strongthe arms are also very masculine. The chest is a little flat, and I need to exercise more. If the chest is bulging high, it will be a man!"

    Li Ding roared in his heart: "Your sister! Her breasts are bulging high. Is that the true nature of a beautiful girl? A man should have well-developed chest muscles, right?"

    Of course Jialuoyan couldn't hear Li Ding's thoughts. After touching his chest muscles, he touched Li Ding's waist and belly, "The waist is good. It's straight and hard. Well, the pieces of meat on the belly are sharp and angular" Next  , she actually slapped Li Ding on the butt.  He squeezed it and said with a smile: "The butt is very good, quite elastic"

    Li Ding finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "Sister Yan, what are you doing? Are you picking new year's meat or picking flowers?"

    "Hehe, I just want to check whether your Hercules Clan attire is standard." Jialuoyan smiled shamelessly. He was even worse than the disciples of the Ship and Sword Sects. "Both men and women of the Hercules Clan have perfect figures.  Flawless. I didn¡¯t expect that, Zhutou, you didn¡¯t just disguise your face and hair to look like a Hercules, you even have the same standard figure!¡±

    "Sister Yan" Li Ding grimaced.  Said: "Have you touched enough now?"

    "That's enough, that's enough." Jia Luoyan clapped his hands with a smile, looked at Li Ding's crotch with a little regret, and muttered: "There is still one part that has not been touched"

    Looking at Jia Luoyan, who was eight feet tall and eight feet tall with a waistline and a face as wide as copper bells, Li Ding desperately fantasized about the green-haired and blue-eyed figure from the memory of his spiritual pet.  Jialuoyan, the invincible beautiful girl version with a charming smile and a graceful figure, desperately told herself: "Don't be angry, don't be angry! It's a super beautiful girl touching you, you are taking advantage, you have not suffered any loss"

    Trying so hard to hypnotize yourself.  Li Dingfang suppressed the discomfort in his heart - he almost vomited it just now

    And once it is vomited, it cannot be solved by "vomiting and vomiting and getting used to it".  Maybe it will make Jia Luoyan go crazy

    Jialuoyan was completely indifferent to Li Ding's mood.  She smiled and said: "Since you act so handsome, Zhutou, I will suffer a little loss and let you take advantage!"

    The delicate "people" sound made Li Ding's hair stand on end and his heart trembled.

    Jia Luoyan was completely unaware of it.  She took Li Ding's hand and held his arm, like a little bird clinging to a human being.  Of course, with her current body shape, it is impossible for a little bird to cling to someone, but it is somewhat similar to a fat bird crushing a person

    Then she put on this awkward pose, dragging Li Ding with rumbling footsteps to continue looking for the way back to Yabin Pavilion.

    Li Ding resisted the urge to go crazy, took a deep breath, and decided to fulfill the duties of a younger brother and persuade Jia Luoyan: "Sister Yan, you have been pretending to be a fat woman for a while, right? Why haven't you shown your true colors yet?  I promise, as long as you show your true colors, the little princess will definitely be shocked when she sees you. YouBut I don¡¯t know, just because of image issues, the little princess still has a sense of superiority to you now!  "

    "Hmph, only shallow and ignorant people will only pay attention to the external image." Jialuoyan said nonchalantly: "I am going to show off in the market like this, what? Who dares to laugh at me? Your sister is the worst person to judge people by their appearance.  Got it!"

    Li Ding said bluntly: "It's really bad to judge people by their appearance. But Sister Yan, you seem to have said that I look scary and that all the beauties who fall in love with me have eye problems."

    Jialuoyan blinked and said with confusion on his face: "It's impossible, right? How could I, Jialuoyan, say such superficial words? Zhutou, you must have remembered it wrong. I dare to guarantee it with my godhead. I, Jialuoyan  Yan definitely never said that. Besides, if I really judged people by their appearance, I wouldn't have been able to make friends with you in the first place, right? You don't even know how scary you look!"

    "Your sister, you said scary again!" Li Ding really wanted to yell like this.  It's a pity that any words are pale and powerless in front of Jia Liyan's cheeky face with unlimited defense power.  And even if words prevailed she could still use "Go Furious", the ultimate super kill of the Furious Gods, to turn the situation around.

    So Li Ding decided to shut up.  At the same time, I comforted myself in my heart: "Fortunately, she was just talking about the scary image of the pig head. As for my true appearanceha, she still commented that he was quite handsome, so handsome that she couldn't help but use her hands and feet to take advantage. Take advantage.  It¡¯s not an advantage. He insists on forcing me to show off as a fat bird Well, it seems that my appearance still has quite a lot of potential."

    So Li Ding, who looked quite promising, relaxed his mind and allowed Jialuoyan to cling to him and run around in the garden.  Trying to find a way back to where I live.  As they walked, the two of them walked out of the city lord's mansion without even realizing it.

    "Come out?" Standing at the back door of the City Lord's Mansion.  Looking at the two eight-armed giant doormen who were two feet tall and two feet in waist, Li Ding was confused.

    The two eight-armed giant doormen first looked at Li Ding, who had a standard figure with purple hair and purple eyes, and then looked at the fat and slender Jia Luoyan.  Then his eyes moved back and forth between the two of them, their eyes full of disbelief, disbelief, and horror.

    Jialuoyan was very unhappy with the looks from the two guards and stared back angrily.  He yelled: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a beautiful woman?"

    The bodies of the two eight-armed giants were shaken, and their eyes, which were bigger than teacups, were so wide that they almost bulged out.

    Li Ding comforted him: "Why should Sister Yan be angry? The aesthetics of the eight-armed giant are different from those of us normal-sized people. In their eyes, a tall man with a height of two feet and a waist of two feet is a beautiful woman.  Son. Am I right?"

    The two eight-armed giants nodded fiercely

    ¡°Sister Yan, since there are guards here, why not let them help us lead the way?¡±

    "No need." Jialuoyan glared at the two eight-armed giants again.  Said: "Since you have walked out, let's go out and walk around. Well, isn't there a military camp in the city? Recently, fools from all races gathered in the God King City to attack the Zhongzhou Fortress. Why don't we go to the military camp to take a look?"

    There are eight satellite cities at the foot of Shenwang Mountain, each with four large military camps that can accommodate 100,000 people.  Li Ding originally planned.  Walk around each military camp and get some military intelligence.  Now Jialuoyan proposed to visit the military camp. Li Ding naturally wanted to go and nodded in agreement.

    At that moment, Li Ding and Jia Luoyan walked towards the Beida camp, which was closest to the city lord's palace.

    After leaving the city lord's mansion, we walked through two streets.  It's a lively market.  It was very busy with people coming and going.

    Jia Luoyan was determined by Li Ding and always wanted to be with him, but he still refused to allow Li Ding to refuse.  As a result, when the two of them were walking together, passers-by looked at them sideways.  Fortunately, Li Ding looked like the Hercules. Because the Hercules had amazing hearing, no one dared to discuss it in private.  However, those strange looks of gold and gravel still made Li Ding blush, and he had to desperately fantasize about Jia Luoyan's true face before he could muster the courage to move on.

    Of course, Jialuoyan also noticed the strange looks in the eyes of passers-by, but she dismissed them. Her face was far superior to that of Li Ding by several realms. She walked with her head held high and her chest high, her steps making a rumbling sound.

    "Men, you have to be tough on yourself!"

    Seeing Jia Luoyan's majestic momentum, Li Ding was unconsciously infected by her, and gradually walked with his head held high and his chest high.  When passers-by looked at the two of them in shock and almost horror, Li Ding would smile gently, as if the person holding his arm was not a heavyweight player weighing 0.15 tons, but a weak athlete.  Liu Fufeng's peerless beauty.

    In short, after walking with Jia Luoyan for a while, Li Ding's face level has improved to another level and he has gained stronger defense.  I have understood some of the essence of various turtle-style mysteries of Jianzong.

      After walking for about half an hour, the gate to the south of Beidaying came into sight of Li Ding and Jialuoyan.

    In order to facilitate the entry and exit of some huge barbaric races, the gates of the military camps were built to be extremely large.  The south gate of Beiying that Li Ding and Jia Luoyan saw was five feet high and three feet wide.  On both sides of the gate, there are seven-foot-high walls that isolate the inside and outside of the military camp.

    The gate of the military camp was wide open, and many soldiers of all races were coming in and out of the gate in small groups.  There was no one guarding the door, and there was no military judge to prohibit soldiers from entering and exiting the barracks at will.

    In fact, there are still about twenty days before the departure date.  It will not be until the last few days that the military camps are closed, the entire army is assembled, and the number of troops is counted.  Before that, all kinds of soldiers in the camp could come and go freely and travel around in this peaceful place that they had longed for.

    With the exception of Shenwang Mountain, which is not allowed to enter without authorization, you can come and go freely in the eight satellite cities, the farm fields outside the city and some small towns and villages further away.  To strengthen the determination of soldiers of all ethnic groups to fight to the death and win meritorious deeds.

    Since the military camp has free access, Li Ding and Jia Luoyan can certainly enter unimpeded.

    As soon as you enter the military camp, the first thing you see is a huge school ground that can accommodate ten thousand people to practice at the same time.  On both sides of the school grounds are tall stone houses where soldiers live.  In the North Camp.  There is more to the school grounds than this.  There are five large campuses in this extremely large military camp.  The dormitories in the camp can provide a spacious living environment for 100,000 people.

    There are some high-status generals, priests, founders, clan leaders, masters, etc., as well as high-end dormitories similar to officer dormitories.  It allows them to rest peacefully, recharge their batteries, and practice in seclusion.

    At this moment, the first large campus is facing the gate.  There is a group of soldiers training.  It was a group of about a thousand stone spirit people. They did not practice any formation martial arts, but were playing with black cannons that were three feet long.

    Those black cannons.  The entire body is made of obsidian black iron.  Li Ding counted roughly and found that there were as many as two hundred statues.  Each cannon is controlled by five stone spirits.

    Li Ding paused.  Stand aside and carefully observe the Shiling people operating the cannon.

    The cannons of the Stone Spirit Clan are different from the telekinesis cannons of the human race.  This tribe does not have the talent to refine gods and cannot cultivate telepathy, so it is impossible to build a cannon driven by telepathy.  Their cannon's barrel shape is very similar to the Hongyi cannon of China's Ming Dynasty on Earth, and it is also muzzle-loading.

    The propellant of the cannon is a packet of extremely finely ground fire-type spiritual stone powder.  The spiritual stone powder is wrapped in a ball shape with something similar to plant leaves.  After loading, put in a spherical cannonball made of obsidian iron.

    The cannonballs are carved with mysterious runes.  But it's obviously not a magic weapon, and I don't know what the functions of those runes are.  Li Ding asked when he didn't understand. Seeing that he was from the Hercules clan, the Shiling Gunner was surprised by his lack of common sense, but still patiently gave him an answer.

    turn out to be.  The racial talent of the Stone Spirit can give various weapons "spell-breaking" special effects.  But the weapon must be held in the hand to be effective.  If you let go, if the distance exceeds ten feet, the "breaking spell" special effect will be gone.

    The cannon is a long-range weapon, using obsidian black iron as the gun body.  Cannons using fire spirit stone powder as propellant can shoot shells more than ten miles away.  As a result, the special effect of "breaking the law" will naturally not be able to be used.

    Therefore, every cannonball must be engraved with the totem of the Shiling clan.  After carving that totem, the "breaking spell" special effect can be temporarily stored in the cannonball, and it will still be effective even if it flies more than ten miles away.

    "If thousands of cannons are fired at once, it only takes one round of bombardment to knock down the walls of any Zhongzhou fortress." After introducing the cannon, the Shiling gunner said proudly: "Although the Zhongzhou fortress is strong and protected by a magic circle,  But it can¡¯t stop the bombardment of ten thousand magic-breaking artillery shells!¡±

    "Oh, so powerful?" Li Ding sighed: "Then in this battle, we must be able to defeat at least one Zhongzhou fortress."

    The Shiling gunner continued to be proud: "That's right, as long as the cannons are enough, there will be absolutely no problem!"

    Li Ding asked abruptly: "So how many such cannons can be dispatched in this war?"

    "Uh" The stone spirit gunner's smile faltered and he said nonchalantly: "Probably, there are ten thousand of them, right?"

    "Ten thousand?" Li Ding raised a strange smile at the corner of his mouth: "A cannon requires five gunners to serve. Could it be that in this battle, 50,000 stone spirit gunners can be gathered? But as far as I know, the stone spirit tribe is brave and good at fighting, but  Not just as a gunner."

    "Uh, aren't there enough gunners? Or seven or eight thousand statues?" The stone spirit gunner touched the back of his head, looked up at Li Ding, and thought hard: "But I can't tell if there are only five or six thousand statues or even  There may only be three or four thousand statues"

    Li DingyaoHe shook his head and thought to himself that this guy really didn't know whether he liked to brag or he really didn't know how to count, so he said: "Okay, I won't ask about the total number. Let's just talk about you. How many cannons did you bring?"

    "Just these two hundred cannons." The Shiling gunner answered simply this time.

    Li Ding curled his lips and left the school grounds with Jia Luoyan without saying a word.

    Jialuoyan asked: "Do you like those cannons very much?"

    "Well, I can't say I like it." Li Ding said with a smile: "I just think artillery is safer. I also want to participate in the war this time! But attack the Zhongzhou Fortress Haha, Sister Yan, you said it too, you are a fool to participate in the war. So.  I didn¡¯t think about making any merit, I just thought it would be best if I could come back alive. So, I wondered if I could find a safer job.¡±

    These words are of course an excuse.  Li Ding asked so carefully because he just wanted to get some military intelligence and didn't want to be an artilleryman.

    "If you want to come back alive, don't go and fight with the Stone Spirit people." Jialuoyan warned: "Although I have not participated in the war, and no senior in my clan has participated, but I once heard a man who watched the war  Seniors have said that during a war, the first things destroyed by humans on the barbaric side are all kinds of heavy weapon positions. The ones who die fastest are definitely the warriors of all races who operate heavy weapons. So, if you want to survive  , just stay away from the cannon."

    "Thank you, Sister Yan, for reminding me!" Li Ding expressed his gratitude and humbly asked for advice: "So, which type of military is the safest?"

    "Cook!" Jia Luoyan said matter-of-factly: "Of course the cook is the safest! You have traveled far and wide and are knowledgeable. Do you still want me to teach you this common sense?"

    As she said that, she gave Li Ding a look of contempt.

    "I neglected it, I neglected it" Li Ding laughed dryly, but immediately frowned: "But for a strong man like me, if he applies to be a cook can the superiors agree?"

    "Isn't that simple?" Jialuoyan said without hesitation: "Before the army sets off, you find a reason to fight with someone, like me, and let me beat your legs off. Then you won't be a cook, and you won't go to the battlefield.  It's all fine!"

    Li Ding said expressionlessly: "Let's forget about this method."

    "Isn't this method feasible?" Jialuoyan sighed regretfully and gave him another idea: "Then you can pretend to fall off the horse and break both legs during the march!"

    "My horse can fly." Li Ding continued expressionlessly: "If the horse falls, everyone will be broken."

    "Tsk, dragons and horses can also run!" Jialuoyan taught earnestly: "Well, as a human being, you must know how to be flexible. If you don't even have this little flexibility, you deserve to be cannon fodder on the battlefield."

    "" Li Ding was speechless.

    He doesn¡¯t want to go on a frontal battlefield, not because he¡¯s afraid of death.  Anyway, he won't be weakened by the Zhongzhou barrier. He can bypass the fortress and get into the foggy Jedi on both sides of the fortress.  Instead, you can return to Zhongzhou smoothly.

    But as an undercover agent who brought his own dry food, Li Ding wanted to make a great contribution in the war and do his part for the human race.  But if you really go to a frontal battlefield, you might be accidentally killed by friendly forces before you find a chance to strike back.  The friendly forces don¡¯t know that he is an undercover agent!  It would be too unworthy to die like that. After death, one cannot even be called a martyr.

    So Li Ding was thinking about whether he could find a job that was safer and allowed him more time to move around freely, so that he could do intelligence work in the rear, cause trouble for the barbarian army, burn some supplies, blow up some arsenals, and assassinate a few generals.  What.

    However the pig-headed man Li Ding pretended to be, Richard Harcan, happened to be another famous figure.  Not to mention being the center of attention wherever you go, at least it is eye-catching.  The combat effectiveness is still decent.  It would be too difficult to paddle without exerting any effort on the battlefield.

    "Well, how about pretending to be ill?" Seeing that Li Ding was still thinking hard, Jialuoyan gave him another idea: "Before the war starts, find someone to issue a certificate saying that you are terminally ill Now, just ask Di Tianyao  I¡¯ll help you issue a certificate, the certificate she issued will definitely be very convincing.¡±

    "This idea is worth a try." Li Ding nodded thoughtfully, then shook his head violently: "They are all seriously ill, and they are not going to die soon. Maybe they will be sent as a death squad. The reason is: you are going to die anyway.  Rather than die cowardly in bed, it would be better to die vigorously on the battlefield!"

    "This won't work, and that won't work either. Your sister, why is it so troublesome?" Jialuoyan rolled his eyes and said in a deep voice, "Then there is only the last solution."

    "What can we do?" Seeing her solemn expression, Li Ding thought she had really thought of some good idea, so he looked at her expectantly.

    "I will snatch you away now." Jialuoyan said solemnly: "I will declare to the outside world that I will snatch you away and take you back to be a little girl."??, no one dared to stop me.  "

    The corners of Li Ding¡¯s eyes twitched, and the corners of his mouth twitched. He said to himself that he had known for a long time that you were unreliable. Why the hell am I so foolish to have expectations for you?  He is really stupid to a certain extent!

    "So, is this a good idea?" Jialuoyan smiled proudly, patted Li Ding on the shoulder, and said grandly: "You don't need to thank me, I'm just fulfilling the responsibility of a big sister for my little brother!"

    "Thank you, Sister Yan." Li Ding said expressionlessly: "But this method won't work. Although I don't want to die as cannon fodder, I still have to go to the battlefield. I have a reason to join the war." (To be continued) rq  !  ~!  {Piaotia Literature www.piaotia.net thanks all book friends for their support. Your support is our greatest motivation}
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