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- The corners of Li Ding's eyes twitched, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he cursed in his heart: "Li Chaharcan, you are a dead pig, your head has been reduced to ashes, and you still want to leave a tail to harm me! The trouble you caused, I'm the one who wants to take the blame! I hate it so much"
He only remembered hatred and completely forgot how much convenience he had gained by using the identity of Richard Harcan to travel in the wilderness.
However, although Li Ding was filled with hatred in his heart, he imitated Richard Har's naive look on his face. He touched the big pig's nose and smiled bitterly: "Sister Yan, please don't laugh at me. Those are all rumors. My younger brother also tried very hard to refute the rumors, but to no availcompared to the truth, people seem to be more willing to believe in their imaginary legends"
"Oh, it turns out it's a rumor. It turns out you worked hard to refute the rumor."
Li Ding nodded fiercely.
Jia Luoyan also nodded, and suddenly the conversation changed: "So, where is the source of the rumor?"
Li Ding frowned, thinking hard. After a long time, he said in a naive voice: "Sister Yan, you know that I am stupid and can't understand many things. I really can't guess how the rumors started. Uh, but I remember when Sister Yan invited I was drinking in a small town near the City of Fury Maybe some people in the restaurant saw us drinking together and spread the news! Sister Yan, you need to find someone to settle the score. , but this injustice has its owner, so why can¡¯t it be blamed on me, an honest pig?¡±
"Tch, you're an honest pig" Jialuoyan glanced sideways at Li Ding, "There are a lot of rumors about you. None of them say that you are honest. How are you so carefree, so romantic, and so cunning? How wise, there are countless of them. Are you honest? Go ahead and fool the ghosts!"
"Hehe, hehe" Li Ding rubbed the back of his head and smiled, then changed the topic and decided to change the subject: "That. Sister Yan, I remember how handsome you used to be! You are more beautiful than all the beauties I have ever seen. . How come now she looks like our pig clan woman? All she needs is a pig nose like mine"
Li Ding knows based on the information he got from communicating with his spiritual pets. Jia Luoyan has a very heroic temperament. In front of her, he can speak his mind directly. No need to be secretive. In the past, when the genuine Richard Harcan was drinking with Jia Luoyan, he would slap the table, curse at his mother, and tell dirty jokes without any problem.
So Li Ding spoke frankly.
"Hehe, I made this costume specially to settle a score with you." Jialuoyan raised his chin with countless layers of flesh and said proudly: "How are you, are you scared?"
"I was scared to death!" Li Dingzuo said with lingering fear: "As you can see, I was so frightened that I didn't even care about the no-fly order in the Hercules King's City, and just wanted to fly away on a dragon horse!"
"Haha!" Jialuoyan clapped his hands and laughed: "I also saw it. You were really scared out of your mind at that time. Especially when I held you in my arms. When you were squeezed and rubbed, you were so scared that you almost called your mother for help. ! Oh, my thoughts are so clear, I am so angry!"
Li Ding smiled bitterly: "Sister Yan, you are angry after hearing the rumors. You should go and settle the accounts with those who spread the rumors. Make trouble for the younger brother. Scared the younger brother so much that he almost became inhumane This is really an unreasonable disaster"
Jia Luoyan glared at Tong Ling and shouted, "Why, I can't still trouble you? Do I need you to teach me how to do things?"
"Uh of course not. You are my eldest sister and you are kind to me. If you hadn't driven away the wild beast that time, I would have become the delicacy of the wild beast!" Li Ding quickly bowed his hands and smiled apologetically: "So you can do whatever you want, as long as you go along with it, it doesn't matter if I feel a little wronged."
He said this, but he was scolding in his heart: "Damn it, I'm taking the blame If it weren't for the undercover plan, I wouldn't be too lazy to pretend to be Richard Harchan and bow to you to make you happy! Just rush in If you look like this, I will definitely send you a volcanic eruption in a big ship. Even if you are a rudimentary furious god, I am afraid you will have to burn two hundred kilograms of flesh!"
Although Jialuoyan is strong, he can't hear Li Ding's voice. She stretched out her big, fat hand like a bear's paw, slapped Li Ding hard on the shoulder, and said boldly: "Yes, you can correct your mistakes after you know them. This is a good pig head! Well, since you are so good, then what are the rumors?" I won¡¯t argue with you about things. Hey, Zhutou, you¡¯re pretty good, have your shoulders become so strong?¡±
As she said that, she squeezed Li Ding's shoulder hard, causing Li Ding to grimace in pain.
¡°Well, he¡¯s pretending. Of course, his little god's body cannot withstand the torment of a furious god. However, when Jialuoyan squeezed, he only used a force that did not exceed the endurance limit of the wild boar warrior of the pig tribe, so it was impossible to squeeze Li Ding.
But Li Ding still has to pretend, the little god of the Hercules clanThe body can be easily exposed.
So he bared his teeth and made a sign of pain: "Sister Yan, please be gentle, my shoulder is almost broken!"
"A man must be stronger! Who is a good man who sighs?" Jialuoyan said dissatisfiedly, but he moved his hand away from Li Ding's shoulder. She looked at the one-horned dragon and horse that had slowly walked over and was looking at her with angry eyes, and praised: "The little guy is good! You are also good with the pig head. You can even tame the one-horned dragon and horse. You are worthy of me, Garo." Yan¡¯s little brother!¡±
She looked at both sides of the avenue again. Lu Jianke and Zhao Ling'er had climbed out of the paddy field long ago and were cleaning the mud on their bodies. While cleaning, he stared at her with extremely unhappy eyes.
"Well, those two beauties are not bad either." Jialuoyan bumped Li Ding with his fat ass and said winkingly: "You can do it, Zhutou! I've got two more little beauties. That's just the beauties from the Han tribe. I didn¡¯t expect that you could even get hold of the beauties of the Celestial Clan! Come on, tell me, eldest sister, how did you get hold of them?¡±
Li Ding smiled honestly, scratched the back of his head and said, "It seems to be a matter of appearance I just met them on the road. Seeing that I was lucky, they followed me all the way. Later, out of nowhere, they looked at me more and more. The more pleasing to the eye, the more right and wrong I will not marry."
"Tsk, it's unbelievable" Jia Luoyan put his hands on his hips, shook his head and sighed: "Are they blind or something?"
Li Ding can speak frankly to her. Of course she does too. From the fact that Jia Luoyan dressed up as a fat woman to scare Li Ding in order to avenge the rumors, we know how this crazy girl master is full of fantastic ideas and heartless.
Li Ding didn¡¯t express any opinion on her words. He just chuckled and said after smiling: ¡°Sister Yan. We are going to continue on the road to God King City. Where are you going next?¡±
Jia Luoyan waved his hand and said: "Of course I will go with you!"
Li Ding was startled. Said: "But haven't you Furious God Clan never participated in the war to attack Zhongzhou?"
"I have no intention of participating in the war!" Jialuoyan said seriously: "But I came all the way, so I can't scare you once and then go home, right? I have to wander around the territory of the Hercules for a while. Have some fun. Right?" Suddenly Tong Ling's eyes widened again: "What, don't you want me to stay and have some fun? Do you want me to roll as far away as possible?"
"Of course not." Li Ding categorically denied: "In the wilderness, no matter where you want to go, you can go and leave whenever you want. No one can decide your whereabouts. I just ask."
"That's pretty much it." Jia Luoyan nodded with satisfaction and said, "Let's go over there and have fun together. Hey, two girls, come over and let's go together!" She shamelessly shouted at Zhao Ling'er and Lu Jianke I waved my hand
Wait for Ling'er and Lu Jianke to come over. Li Ding briefly introduced Jialuoyan's identity. Hearing that she was actually a furious god, the angry expression on Ling'er's face was wiped away, and there was even a deep fear in her eyes. She clutched the corner of Li Ding's clothes tightly and did not dare to let go. Even Lu Jianke, who had always been extremely courageous, had a look of solemnity and fear on his face.
I saw their appearance. Jialuoyan said unhappily: "The pig head knows best who I, Jialuoyan, am. You don't have to be afraid of me. I rarely lose my temper."
Jia Luoyan¡¯s words are not wrong. Although the name of the Furious God Clan contains the word "fury", the people of this tribe actually rarely lose their temper. Jia Luoyan is quite different. A hot-tempered, crazy girl. The average members of the Furious God Clan are all polite and well-educated, just like scholars who have truly read the books of sages and sages.
However, the word "fury" of the Furious God Clan is by no means a wasted name. Don't get angry easily, but once you get angry, it will be a horrific scene like the end of the world.
The Furious God Clan gets stronger as they get angrier. Their anger is boundless and their power has no bounds. If the anger reaches a certain level, the Furious Gods at the peak level of minor gods can compete with the Hercules Gods at the initial level of great gods, and can compete with the powerful humans who have survived one or two catastrophes.
It would be even worse if the furious god-level gods really broke out. Just like Jia Luoyan, if her anger level reaches the limit, even the current Hercules King would not be willing to face her head-on. Because after the Furious God Clan went berserk, they couldn't stand the stimulation anymore. The more they beat, the angrier they became, and the angrier they became, the stronger they became. When encountering the raging Furious Gods, the most correct choice is to hide as far away as possible.
The Hercules never gave orders to the Furious Gods, and the Furious Gods never challenged the Hercules. This is the reason.
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? When the Furious Gods go on a rampage, they often do not recognize their relatives, and do not distinguish between friend and foe, and will beat whoever they catch.
Therefore, the Furious God Clan will never appear on the battlefield. Because if the Furious Gods go to the battlefield, which side will they help??It's hard to tell clearly.
???????????????? There was a horrific record in history where a Furious God Clan was bored and watched the battle on the edge of the battlefield. As a result, he was hit in the eye by a stray bullet from a certain wild tribe. He went into a rage and killed all the hundreds of thousands of wild troops on the battlefield to ashes
In short, anyone who sees the Furious God Clan should be careful and fearful. Zhao Ling'er and Lu Jianke's reactions were perfectly normal. Next, the group of people continued on the road, and a fat woman with an eight-foot height and an eight-foot waist was added to the team.
"Sister Yan, you have achieved your purpose of scaring me, why don't you show your true colors?"
"Why do you want to show your true face? Why do you think I'm too ugly, eldest sister, and I'm not worthy of being around such a romantic young man as you?"
"Of course notEldest sister, you are so beautiful and charming, so why should you embarrass yourself?"
"I'm happy, so what? Besides, do you think it's easy for me to dress up like this? This is a real disguise, not an illusion or a disguise. But I spent a lot of money to find a great magical power from the Three-Eyed Clan to help me transform into a disguise. She looks like this. If she changes back to her original form, she will no longer be able to pretend to be a fat woman. Then won¡¯t the price I spent be in vain?¡±
"Uh, sister, what did it cost you?"
"Of course I gave that guy a beating. It made me very tired Do you think the price was high?"
¡°Big, it¡¯s simply too big!¡±
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