. Sometimes fate is really strange, isn't it? Your Highness. "
"What do you mean?" He folded his legs and leaned on the back of the chair, asking Li with a smile.
"It's just weird. I thought I would be like that for the rest of my life." As he said that, Li raised his head and looked at me. To be honest, I'm not sure what his look means.
"Gambling, cynicism." Seeing the question on my face, Li added. "I'm even thinkingafter living alone for nearly twenty years, whether I can get used to living with two people. I'm really worried when I think about it. I have to take care of my family at all times, which I didn't have before. Things I thought about. Thenthen I thought maybe it would be better to live alone."
"Are you asking me for advice?"
"Haha That's right, Your Highness." Li smiled and nodded.
"Why don't you try farting and then sucking it back into your ass? Can you do that? If your life is so routine that you know what you're going to do every day for the next week or even a month, you'd be better off dead. Okay, ask me why."
Li: "WellI tried."
"What have you tried?"
"suicide."
"When?" I was a little surprised to hear what Li said. Would someone like Li actually commit suicide? He had committed suicide more than once in the past. But finally. We all found that it was just one of Li's "abnormal behaviors". intermittently.
"When I think of something."
"whats the matter?"
"Uhjust someweird ideas. That's not important."
"I want to know. Is it because the imperial government has too much work? Chief Minister of State. Dignity. Honor. Money. Women."
Li: "If those are what I want, I would have done it long ago. I have been dealing with money for half my life. I am thinking what do I want those for? To manage the affairs of the imperial government every day. Let all parts of the empire Let the fools live and work in peace and contentment. Let those fools live more comfortably. Have time to gamble. Have time to find women. Use more money to find prostitutes or please a certain woman. Just to let those women be fucked by their short dicks at night You can scream louder when you poke the ground. Regenerate a bunch of little idiots to repeat their stupid things.
¡°Then after I leave office, maybe another idiot will take over my job and do the same thing as me, so that those little idiots who have grown up have time to do the same stupid things as me. It goes on from generation to generation without any new ideas. Like stupid, greedy, short-sighted maggots in a shit pit, they can get by no matter what, as long as you throw something to them, they will catch it immediately, and all I have to do is to keep shitting. Fortunately, they still had to fill their bellies, thanks to hunger, which kept those fools from being stupid enough to think they were God the Father.
Without us they would have to go back to their old lives, or make their lives worse, like a nightmare. Do you know what they do every day? Eggs, milk, bread, house, work, woman. Oh~~That woman's butt is so sexy. The shipyard of Swansea Castle has opened a new super large ship. Oh~~it's so big. The Mutu people have reached the Lanyuan Fort Pass, ah so scary. The imperial army has reached New Lana City, ah I'm so excited. They gathered on the street every day to talk about this. When they turned around, the fat woman selling fish waved the knife in her hand like this bang bang bang pit She was dealing with the fish head on the chopping board, and the fruit she had just put with him on the opposite side The stall owner was using the vicious words he had just thought of to deal with the customers who were groping at his fruits. From time to time, he would glance at the buttocks of the fishmonger's wife opposite, as if those two huge things were from his stall. Same as fruit. Why don't they die? They live like this every day, shouting "Father God, Father God". Even if Father God doesn't bother me, I'll be bored. Father God, why do you listen to these idiots talking about these messy things? Don¡¯t you have anything of your own to be busy with?
'Ah, if I had only known that I had the courage to pursue that girl, if I had only known that I would have bought that house in three years, if I had known it, if I had known' If I had known this, if I had known it So, would you have known earlier? What do they know? Give them a pair of wings and they can fly? It's more likely that you'll end up with a roasted chicken on your dinner plate, as they did. By the standards of barbaric civilization, they were lucky enough now. There are always so many things that I already knew I had to tell God the Father. I don¡¯t know if Father God can¡¯t stand those idiots. Anyway, I can¡¯t stand the thought that I am managing these people. I want to end myself before they end their messy wailing and pain"
"Haha ok, ok, I admit that what you said is very interesting, but let's get to the point, Li." He interrupted with a smile and a wave of his hand.??It's funny to have a cynical tirade, but let him go on or I'll go crazy too.
¡°That day, thinking about these depressing things that had no new ideas, no achievements, and no future, I jumped off the balcony above.¡±
"Jumped down? Didn't you make a mistake?"
"
" Li shook his head seriously: "I rushed out as soon as I finished thinking about it. "As if all this was a normal thing for him.
"You damn idiot, are you still jumping off the building at my house?"
¡°I didn¡¯t think much about it at the time.¡±
"Her Majesty the Queen thought she had made a mistake, so she dismantled all the marble railings on the balcony of the palace and remade them. They were raised twenty centimeters and made of metal. I don't like it at all, just because you are such an idiot. Why didn't I throw you to death? .¡±
"Uh" Li raised his head and looked at the ceiling: "About seven meters, which is not high enough. And at that time, he fell on the snow outside, and he fell right next to the window where Lady Greyhound was standing. She happened to be there at that time. I was looking at the snowy scene outside in the living room on the first floor, waiting for His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to start her class after finishing my class. I scared her, haha" As he said that, Li laughed, as if the prank had succeeded: " I'm sure she has never encountered anything more terrifying than this in her life."
"Damn, you scared Her Majesty the Queen. You are such an idiotand then you hooked up?" He said with a disdainful snort and rubbed his temples.
"No, I was sent to the Sisters Hospital in the palace."
"Uh" I shouldn't have asked.
To be honest, this guy Li I don¡¯t know how many of the things he said when it didn¡¯t involve official business were true. He was equally talented as Peed, but a completely different kind of person, and I don't doubt his opinion of the subjects of the Empire. Because Peter was a man of integrity and caring for the common people, his diligence in the work of the imperial government can be understood as coming from his heart.
But Li is different. He does not work hard because he loves the common people. Perhaps while he is doing his best to immerse himself in those documents and do his job, he is also using the most vicious words to curse the people of the Holy Rana Empire. Signing documents while saying things like "bet you to death" or "fuck you to death" is very similar to "fuck you to death".
Sometimes some of his logic is so weird. After hearing it many times, I vowed never to listen to his logic again. Because he was purely out of cynical boredom, and through thousands of boredoms and thousands of thoughts, he summarized these absurd logics very completely, and supplemented them with a lot of arguments. If you listen carefully, it will turn me into that kind of lunatic - he is very talented, and has the ability to turn a normal person into a lunatic. And you never know whether he is crazy or just treating it all as a prank. This is his domain.
And the reason why you put such a person in the position of Chief Minister of Military Affairs without worrying about his mischief In addition to the fact that he will only tell me these things I have never seen anyone else like him. Even though he was still dealing with the messy official affairs of the imperial government, he still had time to think about some extremely boring ideas so deeply that they were even as coherent as the official affairs of the imperial government. I think his behavior can be explained by the words of the previous German philosopher Friedrich Zei - "A more advanced philosopher is alone, not because he wants to be alone, but because there is no one around him." His kind.¡±
Based on this understanding, I can be very sure that Li really hates the civilians of the Holy Rana Empire who are too different from him. Although there is not much difference between him and Pi in the management methods of the imperial government, But his philosophical views were completely opposite to those of Peter. He just regarded those political affairs as whipping those peopleor whipping himself, just like the early believers of Orthodoxy. At that time, believers would plait thorns into crowns and wear them on their heads, or tie them to their bodies. Self-hatred, self-abuse, atonement, some ideas influenced by the philosophy of the Orthodox world are a bit difficult to understand with Eastern philosophy, and the explanation that can be obtained is only three simple words - "neurosis".
But thankfully, before I started to become abnormal, Li finally returned to "normal" and said with a smile: "But Dame Greyhound blames herself for this. She even thinks that she is imposing her beliefs on me. So much so that I was so obsessed with my sins that I finally couldn't bear it and committed suicide. From then on, I saw her more often and slowly started to talk. Sometimes she wouldwell, she would enlighten me very carefully. "
"You really deserve to go to hell, you idiot."
"I think" Although we haven't seen each other for two or three years, Li can still be as indifferent to the bad words he used to sneer at me as he was in the past. ??¡Her words are much more effective than the answers I have been pondering in my own mind. I don¡¯t have to think about those messy things anymore. "
"Ah" he replied, pretending to be surprised: "I'm glad to hear that you were saved, but poor Greyhound Lady must be in trouble. Facing the cross every day in the convent is better than seeing you every day. Okay. And she will soon see you not only every day, but also as soon as she opens her eyes every morning. Don¡¯t you think this is a tragedy?¡± (To be continued, if you want to know what happened, please log in .; First release
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