The plane flew to the south of the Yangtze River, getting closer and closer to his familiar hometown. Ju An's mood adjusted, he put the troublesome things behind him, and his mood became cheerful.
Finally, Wu Ming didn't go out for a walk this time. He honestly drove to the airport to pick up Ju An and the others. As soon as he stepped down from the hanging ladder, he saw a crew cut and a big headband. Wu Ming, Ju An and Wang Fan, who were wearing sunglasses, walked over quickly and hugged the man. Ju An pushed Wu Ming away and said, "Why are you getting fatter and fatter? How can Wang Fan say you are still a fat man?" You've maintained your shape, but you feel like you've lost your temper, I haven't seen you for a few months."
Wu Ming pushed Ju An aside and hugged Wang Fan: "If you don't exercise too much, you will gain weight easily. Plus there are some social activities from time to time in the evening. I can't compare to how carefree and comfortable you two are." . After hugging Wang Fan, he reached out and waved to Zhao Qifeng as a big greeting. He pushed Wang Fan on the back and sent Wang Fan to the car: "In this damn weather, standing here at the airport almost killed me. Once the oil is baked, go to the car to cool down quickly."
Wang Fan took two steps and got into the car. Wu Ming followed Zhao Qifeng and shied away: "Just sit down, we are not so particular." After saying that, he sat in the driver's seat. Zhao Qifeng had no choice but to follow Wang Fan and sit in the back seat. Of course, the co-pilot's seat has been taken by Ju An.
After starting the car, Wu Ming said to Ju An and Wang Fan: "We, the three brothers, will stay in the hotel together today. I have made arrangements."
"Duan Xiaomin is not back yet? Is the child still in the United States at this time?" Ju An looked at Wu Ming and asked.
Wu Ming nodded: "Well! Duan Xiaomin is not going to come back this year. My son's weight really needs to be controlled. He is almost a little meatball now. Duan Xiaomin said he won't come back this year. She took her son with her Losing Weight in America.¡±
"It's so new," Ju An said with a smile. If you go to the United States to lose weight, you can stay in China and control your diet a little bit.
Wu Ming shook his head and said: "No! That little thing was like a bottomless pit when he returned home. The four old people at home also caught him and fed him hard. He had three meals of ribs in the morning, noon and night, and the meat was changed. Duan Xiaomin and I couldn't stop it. , I told my mother once, and my mother was not happy about it. She said that the big fat grandson was very annoying, and then she told Duan Xiaomin that my old mother-in-law also said the same thing, saying that wherever the grandson was taken, other people They all like to tease us. Let¡¯s not talk about anything else this year. Let¡¯s stay in the United States and lose weight. The kindergarten teacher has reminded us several times for the first time, asking us to take care of our children¡¯s weight and control their diet.¡±
Wang Fan smiled and reached out to touch the fat on Wu Ming's neck in front of him, and then his hands were covered with sweat. He quickly stretched out his hand and wiped it on the back of the seat: "Don't let the child lose weight, now look at it. This is the breed in your family, and it can't be changed! If you get the chance, you will gain weight like crazy. It's like sitting in the car." My neck is sweaty."
Ju An also laughed after hearing this. People in China think big fat boys are cute. In the United States, teachers who are too fat will remind parents to control their children's diet and maintain good health. After all, being too fat is very detrimental to the development of children. When you get older, you may be discriminated against by other children, which will also be harmful to your child's physical and mental health in the future.
Wu Ming looked at Ju An and asked: "I told you, Anzi, how do you control your weight? You feel much stronger than when you were in school. You used to be a little thin, but now you have such a small body and your chest muscles have grown up. Come here and let your brother touch it." Two clicks." After saying that, he stretched out his hand towards Ju An's chest.
Ju An immediately slapped Wu Ming's hand away: "Get out of here! You idiot!".
Wang Fan reached out from behind and patted Wu Ming's forehead: "Drive your car honestly. Didn't you listen to the traffic police's propaganda? Don't touch your breasts while driving, and don't drive if you touch your breasts! Did you bring your breasts with you when you were socializing this evening? There was a person with such a smooth hand. When I went back, I walked down to San Francisco and chatted with Duan Xiaomin."
"You are all such a mess. You learned this while squatting in the United States. Your capitalist countries are just dregs. You only report on our negative things, so you can't be bright." Wu Ming laughed twice and took back his hand, holding the steering wheel. Keep driving.
The three classmates met and started talking nonsense. When they arrived in the city, the car stopped on the side of the road. Zhao Qifeng got out of the car and took a taxi home. The three of them, Ju An, drove towards the hotel. .
Watching Zhao Qifeng's figure slowly disappear in the rearview mirror, Wu Ming turned to Ju An and Wang Fan and asked, "Where did you find this person? He is serious and responsible in his work. When I went to see it last time, I happened to see this person telling the decoration manager that the stone on the wall was not done well. Then I saw that the entire inner wall, which was more than four meters high, was a little crooked, and then he directly asked someone to rework it. , I don¡¯t know how such a tall person can be??Climb up and see bit by bit.¡±
"You can't be envious of this. We are a US-funded company." Wang Fan chuckled twice, then turned to Ju An and said, "Sometimes this person can't be too nice to others. This is a little more kind." At one point, these decoration people will start to bully you and fool you. Zhao Qifeng did this very well."
Wu Ming turned around and said: "You are pretty good. I met a friend two days ago when I was drinking. The house was renovated. After the central air conditioning was turned on, I felt a smell and the whole house was empty. There was no furniture, and after seeing through it at a glance, the family wondered where the stench was coming from. Finally, they discovered that it was coming from the ceiling. When someone opened it, they found that two dead mice had been placed inside. As soon as the air conditioner is turned on, the smell blows along the pipes and fills the room. Do you think it's disgusting or not?"
"Holy shit! This guy is really mean." When Ju An heard Wu Ming say this, he felt so damn disgusting. Put dead mice on people's ceilings.
Wu Ming continued: "In the end, I figured it out. It was two workers who did it. They disliked his family for being too demanding and had to rework a lot. They had a grudge and made trouble."
Ju An turned to Wang Fan and said, "If someone does this in our place, don't ask for the balance."
"Who dares?" Wang Fan said with a smile: "I also know the head of the decoration company. If he dares to play with me like this, I will directly ask him to spit out several times for me, and he dares to ask me for the balance."
After arriving at the hotel, they put down their luggage, and the three of them went downstairs to get a private room and started chatting while eating. After a while, someone knocked on the door.
As soon as the three people in Ju An looked up, they saw a fat man in his fifties coming in with a smile and his head stretched out. He greeted Wu Ming: "I saw Brother Wu's car outside. When I asked the waiter, it turned out to be you. ".
Wu Ming smiled and broke off the butt of the lobster in his hand and put it in his mouth: "Brother Yu, what are you doing here at noon? Are you here to exercise with your secretary?"
"By the way, I came here with a client. Those grandsons are so good at drinking. The four of us drank almost three bottles of white wine. I came to say hello to you and take a breather to relax." After saying this, he narrowed his eyes. Looking at Ju An and Wang Fan, the young man Wang Fan was too lazy to deal with them and continued to deal with the fish heads in his bowl. Of course, Ju An was not interested, too lazy to deal with others for fear of trouble. As soon as the fat man sat down, not to mention disturbing the three of them chatting about old times, he would definitely have one or two drinks or something. Ju An was afraid of the enthusiastic wine table culture in China.
"Two friends" Wu Ming said to the fat man: "I will go to my brother's table to propose two glasses of wine later."
After hearing this, the fat man smiled and waved his hands and said, "Don't bother me. You don't know these people, so I won't bother you." After saying that, he exited the private room.
Less than half of the meal was eaten when a few heads came over to come and go. Ju An said directly to Wu Ming: "You have a wide range of friends. There are so many people at this meal." Come here, let me tell you if you are making trouble or not." During this meal, the conversation was interrupted several times.
"People can't help themselves in the world. Can you understand now that I'm so fat? It's all these social interactions that make it hard for me to even eat a meal." Wu Ming said with a smile, stuffing lobster into his mouth as he spoke. Butt: "If you don't have a wide circle of friends, why do you send so many guests out every year? Besides, what about doing business? China is not like yours. It's good to have some contact with people from all walks of life here. Maybe you will be able to use it sometime." After finishing the shrimp butt, he reached out and wiped his hands on the white towel on the table: "I'll go out for a walk and I'll be back later." After saying that, he stood up and walked outside.
"I doubt whether it will be safe to stay here tonight." Ju An looked at Wu Ming disappearing at the door and said with a smile to Wang Fan.
"We'll wait until Wu Ming comes back and ask. If it doesn't work out, we'll live in the racecourse. It's just a little far away from our auction house and it's inconvenient," Wang Fan said to Ju An.
Wu Ming had been gone for more than half an hour before he came back. His face was as red as if it were stained with rouge. He sat down and spit out the smell of alcohol. Then he took a sip of tea and said, "These guys People are so damn good at drinking, and I almost blew into the bottle at noon."
Ju An glanced at Wu Ming: "How is this hotel you arranged? Who else will come to stay with us? It's not enough for people to live in peace."
Wu Ming thought for a moment and then nodded: "Hey! I forgot about this. After I finished eating, we checked out of the room and moved to the Sheraton, where I know fewer people." After saying that, he said to the waiter next to him: "Give me a bowl of rice!".
Before I received the meal, the door was pushed open again, and a young manThe man directly opened the door and walked in. His eyes glanced at Ju An and Wang Fan, then fell on Wu Ming. He said to Wu Ming: "Mr. Wu, the leaders are having dinner. I want you to come over and have a drink." cup".
Wu Ming said with a smile: "Secretary Sun, you go first. I'll have a little something to eat and I'll be back soon to give me some rest."