When guests come from afar, a meal must be prepared to entertain them. [23[w]x
Li Er was very interested in the place where Yun Ye now lived. He was a little confused when he saw the green eyes. Finally, he pointed to the jade plaque hanging in the sky and said: "This thing used to be hung in the Wanmin Palace."
"Hundreds of years ago, Yushan Academy discovered a kind of energy called electricity. They used glass to burn out glass bubbles one by one. After the electricity was turned on, the lighting effect was better than that of jade plaques. So your descendants don't know how many generations ago they made them. This thing was returned to me, after all, it is my thing.¡±
"Now the palace uses the things you mentioned?" Li Er was very curious about the world on the ground and wanted to know more. Since entering Yixiantian, his body no longer has cracks, and some tiny The cracks in the body have a tendency to heal. Even if it is not treated, if you stay here for a while, I believe that your body will automatically repair itself.
Yun Ye fished out a large bowl of noodles for Li Er, with more garlic and chili peppers, added vinegar, and poured a spoonful of oil on it. Li Er felt that he should come over earlier.
"Who in the royal family still uses light bulbs? They are only used by people in remote mountains. The lamps used by the royal family are made of pure crystal. When I entered the palace for the last time, the emperor was holding a lantern night banquet. He said it was rare in the world. Miracle, I was specifically invited to take a look. A lighthouse weighs several thousand kilograms, and it was a mess that dazzled people¡¯s eyes. I scolded me and said it was a waste of national money. As a result, I fell asleep while scolding me. When I woke up, it was already I went back to the bamboo forest, and then I forgot about it.¡±
Li Er held the empty bowl and said doubtfully: "It stands to reason that I can no longer tolerate human food. Why do I still eat it so deliciously?"
Yun Ye looked at Li Er who was on fire and said, "I don't know. Anyway, it won't hurt if you eat more of the food here. The flames are repairing your body. But Your Majesty, please stay away from the millet. The leaves are all scorched by you." ¡±
Li Er chuckled. Sure enough, he was far away from the grain. He leaned against the rock wall and said quietly: "If my army of millions can eat it"
"You are overthinking. There are only twenty or thirty acres of land in the entire hell that can be cultivated. There is no way to supply food for millions of troops. Besides, hell is about to turn dark. Those soldiers and generals will all be dead. I calculate However, the time it takes for the sky to become completely dark is getting longer and longer. According to the records I have made over time, two hundred years from now in the human world, not even a trace of light will be visible in hell. Only here in the whole hell will there be light. The premise is that the thunder and lightning here will not go out."
Li Er took another large bowl of noodles and ate it. After eating, he wiped his mouth and said, "I can't eat any more. I can't stand it anymore. Let's talk about the light in hell. There is a place in the far north. Candle Dragon, when it opens its eyes, there will be five hundred years of light in hell, and when it closes its eyes, there will be five hundred years of darkness in hell."
Yun Ye looked at Li Er and said, "Have you ever calculated how big a guy whose eyes can be used as the sun is? Do you plan to use a stick to support Zhulong's eyelids so that he will never close his eyes? I am Zhulong, and I don't want to. Who hasn¡¯t had a sleepy time yet?¡±
Li Er chuckled and said: "Zhu Jiuyin's whole body is red and he is thousands of miles long. When he opens his eyes, it is day, and when he closes his eyes, it is night. Inhaling is winter, exhaling is summer, and he can call the wind and rain. He can't drink water or eat anything. , does not sleep or rest, which means that it closes its eyes purely to be lazy. I will not allow him to close his eyes from now on."
When Yun Ye saw Ri Mu coming back from bathing with his eldest grandson, he didn't want her to hear what he was about to say, so he whispered: "They say Qiang Ye is better than ancestors. Your descendants are indeed much more powerful than you. For more than five hundred years, , a descendant of your Li family climbed to the moon"
"That's nonsense. The moon is the palace of the Lord of the Lunar Moon. If they go up there, aren't they looking for death?"
I don¡¯t know what happened to Changsun¡¯s ears. Yun Ye had lowered his voice, but she could still hear clearly.
"I'm also surprised. After your descendants went to the moon, they found that there was no air there, and there were only big pits. This is consistent with the research results of Yushan Academy for many years, but here there are not only eighteen layers of hell , there is also the King of Hell who was beaten to pieces by you. I saw a god a few days ago, saw legendary things like chisel teeth, and there was a dragon lying on the outside of the sky These things completely overturned me. world view, so I plan to hide and think carefully about what is wrong.¡±
Li Gang floated out of a dark cave and asked in a conspiratorial tone: "How long do you plan to think about it?"
Yun Ye spread his hands and said: "Think about five hundred years first, if I can live that long. I miss my old friends all my life, and I also want to try the feeling of being missed. Mr. Li Gang, do you know? Every year during the Qingming Festival During festivals, I would go to Yushan Academy with food and wine to watch.??You guys, all the wine has been poured on your graves. For hundreds of years, the soil on your graves has been carrying a strong aroma of wine"
Li Gang was stunned, his body dangling in the air as if he was very sad.
"Don't be fooled! It's him who has nightmares. He always dreams about you, which disturbs him so much that he can't sleep. Before he dared to dig your graves, he came up with a bad idea to get you drunk with wine and pour it on your graves every day. A few jars of wine can give him a peaceful sleep.
He was doing this when I was still alive. I guess the wine dregs have turned into lees on my grave over the years, right? "
Li Taishi walked out of the cave calmly and exposed Yun Ye's lies in one sentence.
Li Gang smiled nonchalantly and said, "I like wine. It doesn't matter if he digs out my bones and soaks them in a wine vat."
Li Tai said to Li Er: "Father, this cave is bottomless. Boy and Master Li walked along the water vapor and found that there are many caves inside, one inside the other. Without enough time, there is no way to find out clearly."
The eldest grandson picked some ears of grain from the field and held them in her arms. In her previous life, she liked to use grains to decorate her room. It showed that she wasted a lot of food due to her dedication to farming. She still can't get rid of this bad habit here.
"My spiritual consciousness cannot penetrate very far into the cave. However, even if it does not penetrate very far, it is still hundreds of miles deep. Since no large-scale water source can be found in this range, even if it is discovered later, Well, those water sources are too far away from here and are basically of no use value. It¡¯s just that we are greedy.¡±
Li Er smiled and said: "Leave it to explore slowly later. Our top priority now is to recuperate and recuperate. The big thing is to completely capture Wandering Soul Pass and surround Tiewei Mountain."
After finishing speaking, Li Er lay down on the ridge of heaven and earth, snoring loudly after a while
As long as there is Yun Ye, everyone will involuntarily live according to his little hourglass. When the hourglass is placed on the front, it is daytime, and when it is turned upside down, it is night. Even the ghost Li Gang who never sleeps will be in the so-called At night, let Lao Qian bury him in a pit and become his neighbor without tongue.
"Husband! It turns out that the empress is really a phoenix!"
That day, Higurashi carefully shrank into her husband's arms and said in the smallest voice.
"I knew she was a phoenix in my previous life. Is there anything strange about this?"
"No, the empress turned into a big golden phoenix and was pecking at the grains! After eating the grains, her body will glow.
¡°Do you think the prince your Majesty and your Majesty will give birth to will be hatched from eggs"
Before Higurashi could finish his sentence, he was hit by a strong wind and hit the wall. At the same time, there was a muffled grunt from his grandson. When he reacted, Higurashi screamed twice and rubbed his buttocks. Climb back into bed.
¡°It¡¯s impossible to live this life. The husband and wife can¡¯t even say a word in private¡±
That day, Higurashi quickly covered her husband's mouth with her hand. At this time, she was just asking for trouble by offending her eldest grandson. However, her other hand kept drawing circles on her husband's chest, one egg, two eggs, three An egg
Chisel Teeth can no longer be called Chisel Teeth, because his pair of big teeth have been pulled out by Li Er. The chain he built for ten thousand years to lock Hou Yi is now wrapped around his body. Now Passing by the west side of Mangdang Mountain, you can no longer hear the monotonous sound of blacksmithing from him.
He looked very angry, very angry. Li Er just snorted and immediately wilted. He knew how terrifying this man was. His huge body was leaning against the mountain wall, as if he had resigned himself to his fate.
After leaning against the mountain wall for a while, a light began to appear in this guy's eyes. He never wanted to leave the mountain wall again. It seemed that he would rather hold that mountain wall until the end of the world.
"Have you tasted the benefits?"
Li Er had a sneer on his face: "If you are used by me from now on, as long as you have achieved military exploits, your teeth will be returned to you. You will be the only one left in the chisel tooth clan. Once you die, the nine heavens and ten earths will be destroyed." You will be expelled from the Chiseltooth Clan. There will be no trace of the Chiseltooth Clan among the thirty-six thousand spirit clans."
Yun Zheng pressed his hand on Chisel Tooth's rock-hard skin, then turned to Li Er and said, "Your Majesty, aren't the Chisel Tooth clan famous for holding grudges? His descendants shot him dead in Zeguo, and he was able to hold grudges for tens of thousands of years. How dare you use it?¡±
Li Er looked down at his already healed body and sighed: "The battle at Wandering Soul Pass can no longer be delayed. Once Ksitigarbha escapes from the Hell, all our previous efforts will be in vain. Fortunately, this is the Dharma-ending Age, and Ksitigarbha's strength has been greatly reduced. Otherwise,An endless hell cannot contain the Buddha. "
Yun Zheng said strangely: "Since the Buddha can shine, we might as well let him come out. There is no need for us to fight with Zhulong."
Li Er laughed loudly and said: "Who am I? Do you think I am a guy like King Yama who is willing to be a puppet? I am the only one who has the final say in my territory!" (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, novels Better updates faster!