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- There is a small town, which probably escaped the remoteness. It escaped the smoke of war in the Spring and Autumn Period in the early years, and this time it escaped the war in the Central Plains. From the beginning to the end, there was no sound of the cavalry in the novel. , the kind of iron armor in the storyteller¡¯s mouth.
As the dust settled over Tai'an City, the atmosphere of troubled times suddenly disappeared, and a more magnificent prosperity suddenly came.
For this small town, the most intuitive and simple sight is that more and more guests go to the brothers' restaurant to drink and listen to books. Eventually, it is overcrowded. Some guests who are short of money use the donkey ground down the slope to go to the restaurant. The shopkeeper said that they didn't care about the location, as long as they drank at the doorstep, and it wouldn't delay Mr. Hengshu's telling of stories anyway.
Everyone within a hundred miles knows that the signboard of this restaurant is not some rare and fine wine, nor is there any charming woman selling wine to seduce people, but the old storyteller in the restaurant, sitting alone in the center of the lobby, with wine tables on all sides .
The old man was sitting on a small stool, with a small table beside him. There was a piece of gavel on the table, two or three bottles of wine, a big white bowl, and a plate of peanuts, that's all.
After noon that day, after all the guests at the dinner table had removed the dishes and plates and replaced them with jugs, wine jars and bowls of various sizes, the storyteller slowly walked out of the back hall. The old man was still more than twenty steps away from the table. , even before he opened his mouth, he already attracted loud cheers from the entire restaurant.
The old man raised his clenched fists high in the air and greeted everyone in all directions. The restaurant was filled with loud cheers and cheers, creating a lively atmosphere.
The storyteller, who had taken advantage of everything, swayed his sleeves and sat on the small stool with dignity, pretending to straighten his clothes and sit in a dangerous position. Then he reached out to grab the gavel and knocked on the table hard. He said loudly: "At the end of the last chapter, we mentioned that the second Liangmang battle is about to begin, and eighteen Central Plains great masters are coming together!"
The old man picked it up and put it down again, and the gavel knocked on the table suddenly again. The old man said in a deep and angry voice: "The rise and fall of the ages, military and national affairs, are the most thought-provoking! The most thought-provoking!"
At this moment, one of the listeners laughed loudly and asked: "Last time, you old man gave it away and said that Zhang Feilong, Zhang Daxia, who is known as Bianjing layman in the world, came to Beiliang. The king asked for advice on how to deal with fairy heroines, what did the King of Northern Liang say?! We are all waiting! Everyone, do you think so?"
Up and down the restaurant, dozens of tables of guests all agreed with a loud voice. Many high-ranking merchants who put their swords on the table began to boo, and many young rangers even whistled hard.
The storyteller had obviously been familiar with this situation for a long time. The old god poured himself a bowl of wine on the ground and made a slurping sound with relish. In fact, at the end of each story, the trick of getting rid of the baggage is a secret trick taught by the restaurant owner to the old man step by step. Only by whetting the audience's appetite can they have repeat customers.
After the old man put down the wine bowl leisurely, he said with a smile: "If you don't mention it, I will really forget about this. Don't be anxious, please let me speak slowly! This person is a master in dealing with people." Knowledge, if the fledgling young knight in the martial arts world gets to know those beautiful fairies who are above them, it will be a university education. There are two types of fairies in the world, one is the purple-clothed and gold-coated sword master Tong Shanquan of Daxueping Huishan, they After all, they are rare and can only be counted on one's fingers. I'm afraid that no matter how much you travel all over the country, you still can't find them, so I won't talk about how to deal with them. There is another kind, um,
??This is how the King of Northern Liang taught Zhang Feilong and Daxia Zhang. This is what the elder King of Northern Liang said. You should prick up your ears and listen carefully! Such good advice, but after passing through this village, there will be no such shop"
Yes, looking at the old man's sideways, he can't be familiar with the sideways, and we must pay for it again.
Sure enough, two pretty-looking wine-selling girls from the restaurant had already walked over between the wine tables. They didn't ask for money, but they were carrying a wooden board with more than a dozen bottles of expensive wine. No one is asked to buy it, anyone who likes to drink can take it himself.
When the restaurant first tried this trick, no one was willing to take the trick, but they just couldn¡¯t resist the old storyteller. No one had a drink, so he just kept on telling stories!
Nowadays, restaurant guests have become accustomed to it and don¡¯t bother to worry about the little money. They just dig into their pockets. Anyway, the big men who come here are not short of this little money. What¡¯s more, if you get a drink today, it will cost him tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow. Then I replaced someone with a swollen face and pretended to be fat, and the wine seller and the wine buyer were still satisfied in the end.
?????????????????? But this restaurant owner is really wicked, he can even think of such a cruel trick to cut flesh with a soft knife!
Fortunately, restaurants are smart enough and can understand people's hearts very accurately. For this kind of thing, they know that they only pay attention to three things. Usually they only do it once at the beginning and once at the end, but it doesn't make people annoying. Over time, it becomes a restaurant.Wen's rules have even become one of the characteristics of this place.
The more than 20 small jugs of wine carried by the two ladies were quickly taken away by the guests.
The storyteller then continued: "The Prince of the Northwest told our Daxia Zhang that it is actually quite fun to compete with those pretending to be fake heroines and fairies. According to the vassal king, first of all, remember, you must never You can't surrender without fighting. If you feel you are inferior, you should think that those fairies and heroines are naturally superior! You have to tell yourself that no matter how beautiful or aloof the women in front of you are, they still have to eat, drink, poop, and squat. Damn it! Even if you eat fish with onion, garlic, and meat, you will fart!"
At first, the whole hall was stunned.
?Then there were loud cheers.
This statement really makes people feel enlightened.
On the second floor, there is a smiling man lying on the fence, a little girl standing on tiptoes on the left, and a tiger-headed little boy squatting on the right. Both children have small wooden swords hanging from their waists. This man is the shopkeeper of this restaurant. He used to be the waiter here. After working as a waiter for a few years, he soon took over the entire restaurant from the old shopkeeper. The business is booming and booming. , it is said that the former shopkeeper who has gone to Zhoucheng to buy a house for retirement, at the beginning of this spring only got a small three hundred taels of silver from last year's dividend! This new shopkeeper has become a famous person in this county and town in the past two years. He is very powerful and has a good relationship with many educated gentlemen who have the reputation of being scholars. Otherwise, the county magistrate and the chief minister can be so powerful. Do you come here to drink every once in a while? Can other restaurants invite these two great Bodhisattvas? You can¡¯t even spend money to ask for it!
A delicate and gentle woman came to the man's side gently and took her daughter's young hand. When the man turned to look at her with a smile, she glared at him, then she couldn't help laughing and said with a slight complaint. : "The children are listening!"
The man scratched his head and said, "It's not a bad thing. Just listen. Tuan Tuan and Yuanyuan won't understand."
¡°I never thought that the little boy squatting at the man¡¯s feet raised his head and said, ¡°Dad, what¡¯s wrong with squatting in a latrine?¡±
The little boy glared at his mother, made a face, quickly retracted his mind, and continued to watch the excitement on the first floor.
This natural intelligence will definitely follow his father.
The woman lowered her voice and asked with a smile: "Could this be said by the northwest prince himself? Could it be that you casually told Mr. Liu to deceive others?"
The man smiled and said: "Did that prince from the northwest say that? How could a commoner like me know about it? But my brother who was a gangster really said that back then."
The woman said helplessly: "I've heard you talk about it for so many years, but I still haven't seen him come to our place as a guest."
The man's eyes were clear and he said: "He will come! No matter how well he does, he will still remember me as a brother. No matter how bad he is he should come to my place, where he can eat, drink and sleep!"
The man suddenly felt a little uneasy and whispered: "Daughter-in-law, if one day comes, you must not dislike my brother. This is the only thing I will do in my life"
The woman was a little angry, "What nonsense are you talking about! Am I that kind of person?!"
The man smiled brightly and narrowed his eyes, "I knew it! Of all the women in the world, my wife is the best!"
She said angrily: "The children are here, but I don't look like a father."
The little man at the man¡¯s feet sighed, shook his head, and imitated his father¡¯s mantra and sighed: ¡°I¡¯m very melancholy right now!¡±
The man laughed loudly, and the woman stretched out her hand and gently twisted his arm, "Look, I learned this from a father like you."
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ¡°Dad, ever since Grandpa Liu said this once when he was drunk, Tuantuan has recently caught people asking where the ¡®crotch¡¯ is?¡±
This time, the woman¡¯s hand became stronger in twisting the flesh.
The man grinned, turned around and bent down to give his son a chestnut, "I learned the bad things from your uncle! I don't know how to imitate my father!"
The little boy hugged his head, raised his head, and said aggrievedly: "Dad, when will Uncle Xiaonian come? When will he bring my unmarried daughter-in-law? I have missed my daughter-in-law so many times!"
The woman couldn't help but laugh, and she wanted to be angry, but she couldn't get angry.
My husband has sworn that he and his good brother who was wandering in the world had made an engagement early that year. No matter who would be better or worse in the future, this marriage would not go away. She didn't take it too seriously. After all, she knew that although her man was kind to everyone, he was actually proud of it, but not everyone could let him talk about it for so long, even if he was sitting at the same table with the county magistrate, Mr. Bo. Drink, no matter when you drinkWe hit it off like old friends, no matter how flawless they were. Looking back, my husband didn¡¯t take those people wearing official hats seriously at all. Instead, there were a few middle-aged men who worked in the county government barracks. My husband drank with them and it was more sincere. Very sincere. So she was a little worried. The brother her man missed so much, the man she and her two children only knew as "Xiao Nian", must not be simple. And after so many years of separation, even if the two of them could get back together one day, that man would Can you still cherish the brotherhood with your man as much as you did when the two were at their lowest? If that person does well, or even becomes famous, can she continue to treat her man as a brother? If not, how sad would my man be? So she not only hoped that the man would come to drink with her man and call him brother-in-law without getting drunk, but at the same time she was very afraid that the man would actually come here and only bring them what Mr. Liu said in his story about things being different and people being different.
After the man heard his son¡¯s childish complaint, he touched the child¡¯s head and grinned: ¡°Son, I promise you that your future wife will be this one!¡±
The man stretched out his thumb fiercely.
The little boy was doubtful and muttered in a low voice: "Don't be like the little Xingzi on the street next door, otherwise I will run away from home with my wooden sword and go out on my own."
That little Xingzi who likes to pester her the most is so big, her arms are as thick as his legs!
The man smiled and said, "You brat, you still ran away from home! Are you willing to let go of your parents?"
The little boy looked surprised and said: "I went to the river outside the town at noon to explore the rivers and lakes, and went home for dinner in the evening!"
His sister stuck her head out, put her fingers on her cheek, and made a face at her brother.
The man and his wife looked at each other and smiled.
She suddenly smiled and asked: "Why don't our restaurant sell that kind of green ant wine? You, a good business person, can also compete with money?"
The man shook his head and said: "I won't sell it. I'm afraid that one of them will get greedy and drink it himself. I'll wait for Xiaonian to come next time and bring me green ant wine to drink!"
The woman smiled and said: "Okay, okay, I'm going to go to the kitchen to work first. You can help me keep an eye on Tuan Yuan Yuan."
The man nodded and said softly: "Thank you for your hard work, wife. I'm just going to be lazy today."
She left with a smile.
She felt a little sad, what did she have to do hard? Her man had the hardest time inside and outside this restaurant, and it was like this all year round. She used to be tired when she was a waiter in a restaurant, but now she is not idle even for a moment when she is a shopkeeper. Marrying her is now for her and her two children. Many other women in the town wish their lazy men could work more and stop wandering around all day long. But when she came here, she wished that her man could really rest for a day and not think about anything or do anything. But he nodded and said yes every time, but he still got up early and stayed up late every day, laughed at everyone every day, and didn't save worry or effort in everything.
Marrying this man, she felt that she could not marry any better in her life.
The storyteller downstairs still did not get to the point, talking about the heart-stirring Liangmang battle outside the Northwest Pass. Instead, he mentioned some wonderful comments made by the king of the northwest clan when he was still the crown prince, saying that when the dandy boy , is also a technical job, and is divided into three, six, and nine levels. The lowest level can only bring evil slaves and dogs to bully men and women. The slightly higher ones are brightly dressed and angry horses, wearing swords, waist jade, and holding fans. They are fancy. A beautiful girl, pretending to be a jade tree standing in the wind, pretending to be like a human or a dog. Then the third-class dandy will start to memorize some romantic poems and songs. The worst is that he can recite poems mechanically in front of women, and he will not tell people what kind of official I am. My grandfather has people under his command. What soldiers and horses, it¡¯s embarrassing. The second-class disciples are even more rare. Not only do they need to be well-spoken, but they also need to know some tricks of the rivers and lakes, and are extremely familiar with heroes saving beauties. Even if the beauties are not in trouble, they have to create trouble! Don't be reluctant to spend money to hire people to act. Remember that when you take action to defeat the enemy, the flying postures of those gangsters must not be the same. They must fly upside down, sideways, sideways, etc.! As for the top dandy in the world, hehe, he is like the great master of Jianghu who never sees the end of the dragon. He is also an unparalleled romantic figure. When those heroines and fairies meet such a person, they have accumulated seven lifetimes of virtue and lost eight. Damn it! From then on, they were trapped in a trap that they could not extricate themselves from. Even if they were beaten to death, they could not be driven away.
When the storyteller spoke with spitting words, he was actually infected by his high-spirited spirit, as if he was the founder of this dandy business. He took a sip of wine, stretched out a finger, and clicked his tongue. Said: "For example, a dandy who has reached this level will only show women money, but never spend it on them! Let them see the gold and silver mountains, but they will not spend a single copper coin on her, hey , I can¡¯t say that women are still willing to fallLosing money. "
Countless people in the restaurant were shaken.
Someone suddenly said loudly: "Is there really such a stupid heroine and fairy in the world? You compensated someone and paid for it? I'm the first one who doesn't believe it!"
The storyteller raised his eyebrows and glanced sideways, "I won't talk about other people, but I only said that 'it takes ten years to cultivate Song Yushu, and a hundred years to cultivate Xu Fengnian'. Are you convinced or not?! Not to mention the person who entered the yamen of the Ministry of Etiquette in the capital." The Yushu of the Song family, a high-ranking official, said the latter, how can a woman still be arrogant when she meets her?!"
The man was stunned and speechless. He wanted to refute but couldn't. After all, he is a frequent visitor to the restaurant. He has heard many legendary stories about the northwest vassal king, and he is full of admiration and envy. Of course, the latter is even more so. The old man in the restaurant often tells stories, so this person often easily inserts himself into them, so naturally he does not want to. in some sense
He denied himself.
On the second floor, the owner of the restaurant knelt down, hugged a child, and laughed softly: "Tuan Tuan, Yuan Yuan, Dad, let me tell you the truth. When Dad was traveling in the world, there was a woman who sincerely called you Dad. Call your dad 'gongzi'. Although she is not a famous fairy heroine, she is much more powerful than all the heroines and fairies in the world, so only your uncle Xiaonian is worthy of her. That kind of thing Good girl, well, dad thinks she is just a little bit worse than your mother. Tuantuan, if you still want to be a hero when you grow up, if you have the ability, find a girl like that for dad to be our daughter-in-law."
The little boy frowned and said seriously: "Dad, I already have a married woman, and I don't like to mess around with women! Mom also said that a good man should be devoted to a girl!"
The man lowered his voice and said, "That's the truth. Of course your mother is right, but good girls in the world generally admire heroes and heroes. Think about it, if she likes you but you don't like her, there are many girls out there. Sad, right?¡±
The child fell into deep thought, and there was a war between heaven and man between the little daughter-in-law who had never married and the good girl who had never met.
The little girl said angrily: "Dad! I'm going to tell my mother that you made Tuantuan like so many girls!"
The little boy rolled his eyes.
The man's face suddenly changed. He coughed a few times and said earnestly to his son: "Son, when you grow up, you must listen to your mother and only be good to one girl! Just like dad, do you know?! If you dare If you don't obey me, dad will spank you until your butt blossoms! Even your mother can't stop you!"
The little boy sighed heavily. Come on, there is no chance. The good girl who likes him is gone before he meets her.
It¡¯s not that he¡¯s not afraid of his father, but every time his gentle mother puts on a straight face and teaches others, he¡¯s very scared.
The storyteller downstairs took a sip of wine and said with a smile: "In the final analysis, if you want to punch the heroine and kick the fairy, it's very simple, as long as you are half as handsome as the northwest feudal king! "
There were boos all over the restaurant.
The old man suddenly gave a start, and the drinkers who were caught off guard were startled.
"I first said that the ups and downs of the ages require the most thought! We, the common people in the streets and alleys, are just ordinary people. We are neither emperors, generals, nor noble officials, so we won't think about it if we don't think about it. But after all, there are some misfortunes. Man, you have to risk your life and stand in the way, unable to retreat even one step!"
¡°They don¡¯t want to retreat either!¡±
The whole hall was silent.
The storyteller told the story happily.
?????????????????????????? There are soldiers garrisoned in Lianyuntun, and the bones of the battlefield are entangled with grass roots.
It is said that the wind in Jianhe was so strong that the snow flakes were wide, and the horseshoes fell off due to the frozen rocks in Shakou.
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It is said that when the great master of Wudang Yu Xingrui died in battle, he was struck by twelve arrows from Beimang.
It is said that the siege of Beimang City continued day and night. The army on the grassland outside the city was as dense as a swarm of locusts. The ants on the walls attacked the city in a shocking way.
Speaking of the offensive and defensive battle in Jubeicheng, it lasted from the early autumn of the third year of Xiangfu to the beginning of the summer of the fourth year of Xiangfu.
The old man¡¯s tone never sounded too passionate, and he didn¡¯t deliberately exaggerate the tragedy. He was just like an elderly neighbor telling the story of his parents¡¯ shortcomings.
The storyteller paused for a moment, took a sip of wine, and after putting down the bowl, he seemed to be asking everyone, but also asking himself: "We ordinary people don't know the heights of temples, we don't know the rivers and lakes, we don't know life and death on the battlefield, but in the end we are still You know how warm and cold people¡¯s hearts are, right?¡±
The old man suddenly raised his voice, "Don't think about it! You'll never forget it!"
The spectators and listeners were shocked and frightened.
Then the old man said that the Northern Liang Iron Cavalry was the best in the world, and its cool blade pointed at the direction, with the force of wind and thunder, invincible, and invincible in the world.
Speaking of the second offensive and defensive battle of Jubei City, the Beimang barbarians jumped over the wall. Even half of Xijing in the Southern Dynasty almost surrendered to the Liuzhou cavalry with both hands, still trying to break through the most powerful city in the northwest border.
Talking about the white-robed monks in the two Zen temples, at that time, Li Dangxin was dressed in snow-white cassocks and stood alone outside Jubei City. The poor monk goes from south to north, whether he wants to become a Buddha or not, let it go. Tathagata, Buddha, Tathagata, there is a future, there is a future, how can we get this life? Poor monk Li Beware, it turned out that he had already come to see the Tathagata.
???????????? Before the battle was over, Beiliang Kou Jianghuai, Xie Xijie, Cao Wei, Yu Luandao and the former Beimang Dongbao Wang Jingchong, five famous generals in the world, joined forces to attack Xijing, the hub of the Southern Dynasty in Beimang.
Speaking of Jizhou general Yang Huchen, Hezhou general Cai Bai and Jizhou deputy general Han Fang, the three cavalry armies resolutely gathered together and entered the grassland from the north of the Hezhou border with the only remaining cavalry army in Youzhou. They attacked the Liuzhou cavalry from both sides. The army of Beimang barbarians who retreated from Jubei City came to catch turtles in a very beautiful urn.
It is said that after that battle, the three military towns of Chongzhong, Liuya and Fuling were all destroyed and people died in the battle. It is said that the golden partridge Zhou Kang personally went into battle three times and finally died on the battlefield. The deputy commander Li Yan took over the tiger talisman, and the right cavalry army finally had less than 8,000 riders. At the end of the battle, the number of tens of thousands of Beiliang frontier troops in Huaiyang Pass was less than 2,000, and there were corpses inside and outside the city. After winter, the blood freezes. Looking from a distance, Huaiyang Pass looks like a red pass. The King of Northern Liang personally led an army of 10,000 snow dragon cavalry, directly bypassing the defeated main army of Beimang, and made a long-distance attack, rushing to rescue Huaiyang Pass. They saw Chu Lushan, the protector of Northern Liang, sitting on the horse path of the city wall filled with corpses. Holding a cold knife and leaning on the ground.
The storyteller stopped talking, lowered his head and slowly drank a sip of strong wine, closed his eyes, and felt a little tipsy, "The mountains are high and the moon is small, and the water will reveal the rocks."
On the street of the restaurant, under the scorching sun, there was a yellow dog lying on the ground, its head drooped and its tongue sticking out.
The peace dog.
The old man in the building picked up the piece of gavel high, and just when everyone was ready to hear the sound of banging the table, the old man just put it down gently and laughed: "Who has not seen in ancient history, now we see the achievements of the ancients. In this world, heroes are vying for the throne, gunpowder smoke is everywhere, and wars are raging everywhere. How unfortunate it is for our people to be in troubled times! How lucky it is for our people to be able to hear about the great victory on the border and report it to me in the Central Plains?! Can we laugh all our lives? A few times, you have to get drunk when you meet in a drinking competition!"
The old man poured a full bowl of wine, raised it and said loudly: "Everyone, ladies and gentlemen, can you drink a large bowl of Taiping wine with me?! Drink this large bowl of Taiping wine!"
Within the first floor, countless voices laughed and spoke boldly, "Let's drink together! Just drink, are you afraid of me?!"
The old man laughed loudly, wiped the corners of his mouth vigorously, and slammed the wine bowl, "Having talked about the battlefield, let me repeat the same old tune. Let me talk about the Jianghu on the battlefield the woman!"
¡°There is an assassin girl who is the best in the world but whose name is unknown, and she kills Beimang Aquarius Prefecture¡¯s Festival Holder!¡±
"Our martial arts leader, Daxueping Huishan Ziyi, was just a hair away from being crowned Prince Beimang in the midst of a million-strong army!"
"There is a blind female violinist, the third most mysterious person in the world!"
"The leader of Zhulu Mountain, dressed in white from Luoyang, during her second attempt to defend the North City, at the last moment, she defended the east wall of the main seat by herself!"
"A certain woman in red robes was walking freely among Beimang's army, as if she was in a deserted place!"
"The female sword attendant of the Wu Family Sword Tomb carries a famous sword, Su Wang, and takes the lead every time. The King of Beiliang laughs and calls her the White Horse Female School Captain of Liangzhou!"
The old man laughed happily and asked loudly: "Who said that I, a woman from the Central Plains, only hide in the boudoir and apply rouge? Who said that a woman's life is inferior to grass?"
There were quite a few women in the restaurant, and there were some twenty or thirty people here and there. When they heard this, they were even more heroic than the men. Almost everyone raised their glasses and drank from their bowls, and there were even a few with extraordinary spirit. Woman, just pick up the jug and drink!
The whole house cheered.
The shopkeeper lying on the second floor couldn¡¯t help but clapped his hands and said loudly: ¡°Young lady will not charge you for drinking today!¡±
As a result, there was even louder applause.
There was a burly man who raised his head and looked towards the second floor. He pinched his throat and asked in a sharp voice: "Shopkeeper, I'm going to be a bitch for now. Am I right?"
The restaurant owner was stunned for a moment, then said with a cheerful smile: "It's because of your shameless ability, just like my brother! Let's drink freely, and I won't charge you any money, so I'll treat you as a treat!"
He quickly said loudly: "Don't think about other people! It's not easy for me to raise a family!"
The son squatting next to this man suddenlyHe stood up, held the hilt of the wooden sword with one hand, and said loudly in a hurry: "Yes! My father always said that all the expenses I will have to pay for traveling around the world in the future will be in the money for wine! But everyone can't drink for free!"
??The laughter continued.
The storyteller looked for an opportunity to smooth things over for the shopkeeper. He immediately changed the subject, was stunned, and deliberately asked: "Has anyone heard of this sentence? If God had not given birth to you, Li Chungang, the way of swordsmanship would be as long as the night!"
As expected, the restaurant attracted attention again. In fact, this sentence was indeed rumored in the world, but it was not widely circulated. After all, the new world was led by Xuanyuan Qingfeng, the top fourteenth leader of Xiangfu, and I exclusively occupied the third top. A brand-new world, whether it is the ten major sects or the ten major saints from all over the world, plus there are endless fairies and princes emerging every year, and there have been constant wars in the past few years. For this famous saying about the old sword god of the Spring and Autumn Period, especially this one The drinkers around the town are really a bit unfamiliar. If this restaurant storyteller hadn't mentioned it in passing many times, no one would have known the inside story. After all, the four great masters of the Spring and Autumn Period, including Li Chungang and Wang Xiu, were separated by several generations. That generation of old people is really far away.
The storyteller smiled and asked: "This old swordsman once lent a sword to the new sword god Deng Tai'a thousands of miles away. Then I can't help but ask, what if God didn't give birth to you Deng Tai'a! What would happen to our world? ?¡±
This question is a bit high and far away, which makes people a bit confused.
In fact, the Central Plains Jianghu has never heard much about what shocking moves this Peach Blossom Sword God did on the battlefield outside Jubeicheng Pass. It seems that that unprecedented and unprecedented battle between masters outside the Pass, as the Fourth Martial Arts Review Deng Tai'a, one of the great masters, was the most unknown.
Just when everyone's appetite was whetted, the old man slowly picked up the gavel with a smile. But before the old man could take action, someone laughed and cursed: "The bastard old Master Liu is deliberately trying to trick people, isn't he? Wait a minute! Stop him. Why are you here, mother? If you want to know what happened next time, let¡¯s listen to the explanation next time! I will hear the answer today. As long as you are willing to tell me now, I, Guo Chunying, will buy ten jars of the most expensive wine in your restaurant!"
"How heroic!"
"What a hero!"
¡°It¡¯s necessary to have children and grandchildren!¡±
"If we were a girl, we would have warmed Guo Haohan's bed long ago!"
The tall Guo Chunying stood there with his arms folded across his chest, seemingly proud and proud, but in fact he was secretly enjoying himself, wondering if there were only ten altars.
He is a well-known ranger in the local area. He has indeed walked through the rivers and lakes with his sword, and has seen many heroes and fairies. Of course, he has only seen them from a distance. He can recognize them at a glance, and their eyes widen. I don¡¯t know him Guo Chunying.
One of the things that Guo Chunying is most proud of is that he went to Daxueping in Huishan in Jianzhou four or five years ago. After he came back, he would tell everyone he met how the Moon-Crescent Tower towered into the clouds, and the purple-clad Huishan How did he realize immortality by watching the snow overnight, as if he was squatting behind the female alliance leader at that time? The truth is that Guo Chunying has been to Huishan, but just like most people in the world, he stopped below Guniu Dagang. The Queyue Tower, which is famous all over the world, can actually be seen from a distance.
At this moment, the restaurant owner said loudly: "Fifteen Tan, Guo Yingxiong, do you have such heroic spirit?!"
Guo Chunying finally suppressed the raised corners of his mouth and deliberately sneered: "What does fifteen altars mean? Twenty altars! You can pick twenty tables of guests at your restaurant, one altar for each table!"
A shop assistant who was originally squatting on the steps immediately shouted: "Okay! Twenty altars of the best Jiangnan flower carvings!"
Old Master Liu suddenly felt a little worried, feeling very melancholy in his crotch. How could he know what the world would be like without the Peach Blossom Sword God Deng Tai'a? From the old man's point of view, it would just be how it should be? What else can I do? ! His original intention was to casually throw out a juicy baggage. When the drinkers dispersed, he could ask the shopkeeper for answers. To know the content of his daily storytelling, it was all detailed information given by the restaurant shopkeeper in advance. It's just a matter of polishing and polishing the details. At the critical moment when the old storyteller secretly looked towards the second floor, hoping that the shopkeeper could help him dig out of the hole, there was a crisp sound of horse hooves on the bluestone street outside the restaurant, as fast as a summer rainstorm.
It sounds like the horse was parked outside the restaurant?
This horse is definitely a rarity in a place with beautiful scenery but little knowledge. The town is a hundred miles away, and probably only the semi-abandoned small inn can be seen, and the three or two horses are also seen. The old man is thin and old. There was not even a county government office in the town. Only a few years ago, when the war was at its most tense, I heard that a cavalry army passed by outside the large county town next door. It was only a dozen or so cavalry. It was only later that I found out that it was in the past years. The scouts under the command of King Yan Chi have seen dozens of these guys. It is said that when they talk to people, their voices are louder and their waists are straighter than bamboos on the mountain.??. Soon a shop assistant ran out of the restaurant, his eyes widened and his face full of bewilderment. Is there really that kind of high-roller who can ride a horse to our restaurant for a drink?
The store clerk counted them and found that there were exactly one hand, totaling five horses.
After the five people fell off their horses, they showed no intention of tying their horses and walked straight to the door of their restaurant.
Then the store clerk swallowed his saliva and was speechless.
I dare not say.
Because all of those guests are fairy-like figures.
There is a person in the middle, wearing only a green shirt, with a beautiful girl riding on his neck.
He smiled brightly, looked up at the golden plaque with "Brothers Building", and said to himself: "This word is really ugly, little sweet potato, it's far worse than your father, right?"
The little girl put her pointed chin on the man's head and said slowly: "Brother! Brother! Lou! Alas, the name of this restaurant is really unpleasant."
The man smiled and said: "It sounds very good! That's why the handwriting is so weird, I can't stand it!"
To the left of the man is a woman in white wearing two swords at her waista man? In short, there is no distinction between male and female, and they are extremely handsome.
To the right of the man is a woman carrying a long purple box. The waiter in the shop has no worldly experience, but he just feels that although he has never seen the female heroes and fairies in the Jianghu, the two in front of him are definitely more beautiful than all the Jianghu fairies and heroines put together!
Behind the man, there was a woman in green clothes with a slightly cold face. She was not so beautiful that it was scary, but this was also a relative term.
The restaurant waiter mustered up his courage and asked in a trembling voice: "Guests, are you here to drink at our brother's restaurant?"
The man smiled and asked: "Don't you sell wine, can you only eat and drink tea?"
The restaurant waiter said awkwardly: "No, no."
The man waved his hand and said with a smile: "Don't worry about us, little brother, you are busy with your business."
The restaurant waiter was relieved, but also very disappointed. He couldn't care about anything anymore, lowered his head and trotted back to the restaurant.
After this group of people crossed the threshold of the restaurant, the restaurant lobby soon became silent.
The man in green shirt looked around, then raised his head, looked at the dumbfounded restaurant owner, raised the corners of his mouth, and shouted loudly: "The waiter named Wen!"
The appearance of this group of people was the most bizarre situation in itself, so when this handsome and charming man shouted something slightly strange, no one cared about it.
Not only the guests at the 30 wine tables in the lobby on the first floor, but also the guests at the dozens of wine tables on the second floor all stood up one after another, standing on the railing and looking down at this group of blind people who could see distinguished guests.
The restaurant owner, who had been lying lazily on the fence, had straightened his back and his eyes were red for some reason. After hearing the call of the man at the gate downstairs, he said in a hoarse voice: "Here."
The pair of children next to the man raised their heads, wondering why their father was so "unhospitable".
The man laughed again and asked, "Do you have any wine?"
The restaurant owner on the second floor took a deep breath and said, "Yes!"
The man then asked: "Is there any good meat?"
On the second floor, the lame man who had been away from the world for a long time answered at the top of his lungs: "Yes!"
The man paused briefly and asked, "Do you have a wooden sword?"
??The man who once walked the rivers and lakes as a dog, and once won the great name of Wen Bu Sheng in the capital, grinned and said: "No more!"
The man downstairs yelled and said loudly: "Are there any brothers?!"
Wen Hua, who was no longer just a wooden sword knight, had left the world in despair, married a wife and had children in his hometown. He raised his unbroken arm and blocked it in front of his eyes, as if he didn't want all the guests to see it. Seeing his appearance, he smiled with a suppressed cry and said: "There are more. There have always been!"
The little girl shouted worriedly: "Dad?"
The man wiped it randomly, put down his arm, and said with a happy smile: "It's okay, it's okay, dad is happy Your little uncle is here at our house Let's go, let's go downstairs with dad!"
He took his daughter's hand, while his son gently grabbed his other sleeve, and the three of them hurried downstairs together.
At the door of the restaurant, the little girl who was nicknamed Little Sweet Potato by the man helped her father gently wipe the "drink" from his face, and sighed: "Dad, I really didn't mean you, even though you said this about a real man. Son, it¡¯s not tears, it should be called ¡®wine¡¯, but it¡¯s too embarrassing for you in front of so many people, isn¡¯t it?¡±
The man remained silent, just looking at the guy walking towards them with two children, limping.
Although he had known it for a long time, when he reallyAfter seeing this, he lowered his head and exhaled softly.
When the guy came closer, he raised his head and asked with a smile: "The man named Wen is lame? How did he fix it? Did he fix it for molesting a good family on the street?"
"It's not a big deal!"
"Tsk tsk, didn't you say you have a brother? I don't care about you, I think that guy is really bad."
"But my brother was once the best in the world. He used my sword moves to beat Tuoba Bodhisattva and run away! Do you have such a brother? With the surname of Xu, can you find one for me in the world? Half a dozen. It¡¯s all up to you!¡±
"There's really no way to find itit shows that I'm not as lucky as you, and my brother is not as good as your brother."
"Hey, the person named Xu has the same face as before."
"But you are different."
After the man named Xu said this, Wen Hua hesitated to speak. In the end, he just rolled his eyes, gently pulled the two children hiding behind him in front of him, and patted the two little ones one after another. Head, "My son's name is Wen Liang, my daughter's name is Wen Xiu, their nicknames are Tuan Yuan Yuan, very festive! Tuan Tuan Yuan Yuan, call me Uncle Xu, it doesn't matter if you don't call me."
Both children were obviously a little curious and scared, and they really stopped shouting.
It seems that this is a bit embarrassing.
Wen Hua scratched his head, what the hell.
Xu Fengnian stretched out her finger and pointed at the daughter sitting on his neck, "My daughter, Xu Nianliang, is nicknamed Little Sweet Potato. She likes to play wildly, so she is a little tanned. By the way, Little Sweet Potato, my name is Wen Daxia."
The little sweet potato with slightly dark skin was actually much whiter than the little black charcoal at the beginning. She quickly whispered in her father's ear and asked doubtfully: "Dad, shouldn't you call me Uncle Wen? Why do you want me to call you Uncle Wen?" Master Wen?"
Xu Fengnian explained in a low voice: "That guy wants to save face. Calling him Hero Wen is more effective than calling him Uncle Wen. Whether we can eat and drink for free later depends on you, my daughter."
Wen Hua, who had heard everything in his ears, muttered something about his mother, and ignored the bastard named Xu. He raised his head and said with a smile: "Little sweet potato? You are so handsome. I will definitely follow your mother's lead. No matter how much you look like, Your mother, if you follow your father even a little bit, you will really be in danger in the future."
Little Sweet Potato didn¡¯t listen to her father and shouted with a smile: ¡°Uncle Wen!¡±
Wen Hua laughed from ear to ear after hearing this, nodded quickly and said: "Good! So good!"
Xu Fengnian said helplessly: "By the way, these two around mejust call me sister-in-law. Remember, no matter how big or small, if you call me wrong, you will end it yourself! I am the biggest wife in the world, I can only help." I'll beat you up."
Wen Hua scolded them to get out of here, then looked at them and said seriously: "Hello, sisters-in-law! My surname is Wen Minghua. I used to have too many nicknames, let alone mentioning them. Now unfortunately, it is my brother named Xu. There are indeed some misfortunes in my family. Haha, from now on, I, this underachieving little brother, will ask my two sisters-in-law to take more care of him. Don¡¯t look down on him. Even if you really don¡¯t like him, that¡¯s fine. You can just make do with it. Since you accidentally married him, then I have no choice but to marry a chicken and follow the chicken, marry a dog and follow the dog."
Xu Fengnian had just put down the sweet potato. After hearing these nonsense, he couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to kick him.
Wen Hua also raised his leg knowingly, but obviously at that moment, the man forgot that he was lame, and was about to stumble and fall.
Xu Fengnian quickly took two steps, held his shoulders, and said softly: "Wen, I'm sorry."
Wen Hua didn¡¯t take it seriously and said disgustedly: ¡°Ganggun, I don¡¯t like hearing this, do you still want to drink?!¡±
Before Xu Fengnian could say anything, Wen Hua turned around and said loudly: "Everyone drinking in my restaurant today counts as my treat!"
But soon Wen Hua was covered by Xu Fengnian's arm, and he laughed and said: "Heroes, heroes and heroines, don't take it seriously! We surnamed Wen are talking about drinking. How can we go to a restaurant to drink without paying for it? The truth! There is no such truth at all!¡±
After Xu Fengnian let go of his arm, Wen Hua shamelessly said: "I'm drunk, haha, I'm drunk."
Wen Hua, who had offended everyone, wisely made up for it, "But the drinks in the restaurant today are all 20% off!"
That¡¯s pretty much it.
Then Wen Hua winked at the storyteller and motioned him to continue storytelling, just say whatever you want.
In the end, Wen Hua led Xu Fengnian and his party up to the second floor, and after some hard talking, he asked a table of guests for a table in exchange for ten altars of flower carvings given to them by the restaurant.
There are four benches on a table, Wen Hua and Xu Fengnian each occupy one bench facing each other, Wen Hua's two children sit on one bench, and Jiang Ni and Bai Hu'er sit face-to-face on the same bench for the first time, with little sweet potatoes squeezed in the middle.The little boy named Wen Liang peeked at the guy nicknamed Little Sweet Potato from time to time, but every time he looked at her, she immediately stared back, not forgetting to raise her fist once.
Then one of them deliberately placed the wooden sword at his waist on the table, and the latter placed the long and narrow wooden sword heavily on the table.
Tit for tat.
The old man in the center of the lobby downstairs began to tell stories again. As long as he left aside the Peach Blossom Sword God Deng Tai'a for a while, the old man became very familiar with the story, and he gradually got better and talked endlessly.
After two more bowls of wine, I was really drunk, some were tongue-tied, and I said some inappropriate words, but in this small town far away from right and wrong, no one really thought about it, let alone Just take it seriously.
The old man said, "I offered peach blossoms on credit for the spring breeze. May I ask if the gods will give them to me? I bought the Central Plains with green ants. Do you dare to ask the emperor if he will sell them?"
Afterwards, some people asked where the northwest vassal king had gone. They all heard that he died in battle on the way to the Northern Expedition to the grasslands, some said that he died of illness on the way to the capital, but some said that he removed his armor and went into seclusion. The old man stretched out a finger, shook it, and sighed with emotion: "Dead, of course he is dead. Think about it, just with Tuoba Bodhisattva in battle after battle, in the Western Region, Longyaner Plain and Jubei City, After three consecutive battles, not to mention those endless gods from the sky, we had to lead the cavalry northward to attack the grassland non-stop. Alas, our young vassal king with a different surname has accumulated too many injuries, and it is really difficult to recover. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! God is so jealous of the talented people, I hit the nail on the head!"
On the second floor, Xu Fengnian almost spit out a mouthful of wine and glared: "You taught this too?!"
Wen Hua said angrily: "Old Master Zhang made it up himself. I feel quite comfortable hearing it."
Soon someone from downstairs said again: "Fame and fame can only come from horses. You can take off your saddle and enter a restaurant temporarily. What a person who can take off your saddle and enter a restaurant temporarily! If the King of Beiliang is still alive, and if he can come to this restaurant, I will Even though he is a poor scholar, he is still willing to bow to him, and I cannot afford to bow to him for a long time!"
Xu Fengnian smiled and said: "It sounds very comfortable."
Wen Hua grinned, "I'll deduct his wages when he gets back!"
At this time, Wen Hua's wife trotted upstairs. After seeing the table of people, she was a little shy and bit her lip for a while not knowing how to speak.
Xu Fengnian quickly stood up and said in a deep voice: "Xu Fengnian has met my sister-in-law!"
Not only Xu Fengnian, but also Jiang Ni and Bai Huerlian stood up, and Xiao Digua shouted crisply: "Hello, aunt! My name is Xiao Digua, oh no, my name is Xu Nianliang, I miss you, Beiliang So cool!"
She quickly wished Xu Fengnian a blessing, then smiled and greeted the two sisters-in-law who could put all women in the world to shame, and finally smiled at the cute little sweet potato and said softly: "Hello, little sweet potato."
The little sweet potato responded with a big bright smile.
Xu Fengnian said in a young voice: "Sister-in-law, please sit down."
She apologized and said, "I won't sit down. I'm going to the kitchen to cook some dishes for you two to go with the wine. I'm not good at it, so don't be offended."
She clenched the corners of her clothes with both hands. Even though her man's brother was so kind and easy to get along with, she was obviously still very nervous. After hesitating for a moment, she glanced at the man who turned around and smiled at her, and still mustered up her courage. Said to Xu Fengnian: "Ever since I met Wen Hua, he has been talking about you.
, he really In addition to his biological brother, he only regards you as a brother in this life I'm sorry, I'm going downstairs first. "
Before Wen Hua and Xu Fengnian could talk to each other, she had already turned around and went downstairs.
Xu Fengnian said: "Wen, if you can find such a wife, this is it!"
He held out his thumb.
Wen Hua puffed up his chest and said matter-of-factly: "Who am I?"
Xu Fengnian laughed and stretched out two fingers, "It's a pity that I am still better than you. Now I have"
Before Xu Fengnian could proudly say the word "two", Jiang Ni snorted coldly, and Bai Hu'er's face gave him a cold sideways glance.
Only half a bottle of wine left by the guest just now was left on the wine table. It was quickly divided between the two of them. Xu Fengnian coughed and raised his eyebrows and said: "Wen, where is the wine?!"
Bai Huer stood up with a face on his face and sneered: "I'll get it, remember to drink it later and drink it slowly."
Xu Fengnian sat upright, nodding vigorously as if he was dying generously.
Jiang Ni also stood up, "I'll go to the kitchen to help."
Little Sweet Potato chimed in cleverly: "I'll go too!"
Wen Hua rubbed his daughter's head and said, "Yuanyuan, help lead the way."
The little girl is so thin-skinned that she finally got up the courage to wantShe called her Uncle Xu or Uncle Xiaonian. Unexpectedly, after the guy made a face at her, she was frightened by the name on her lips and ran away quickly.
The little boy Wen Liang was the last to leave. After running out for a few steps, he turned around and shouted: "Uncle Xiaonian!"
Xu Fengnian nodded and said with a smile: "I came in a hurry this time and forgot to bring the meeting gift. My uncle will definitely make up for it next time!"
The little boy nodded vigorously, turned around and ran out a few steps, then turned around and shouted: "Uncle Xiaonian, my dad said it's okay to call you father-in-law!"
Xu Fengnian really spurted out a mouthful of wine this time, and it was probably a mouthful of old blood.
¡°It¡¯s so damn mixed feelings.
Wen Hua laughed heartily with one hand.
After drinking the last wine in their respective bowls, neither of them spoke again.
The storyteller downstairs also came to the end.
"Even if there are thousands of styles, even if there are all kinds of pride, who are you talking to? Who will listen?"
"People in the world, even if they are reluctant to leave, will eventually have to leave. Even if there are regrets in the affairs of the world, don't worry."
Xu Fengnian nodded, turned around and asked, "Wen Hua, where did you hire this storyteller? You speak so well."
Wen Hua smiled and said: "This old master happened to pass by this restaurant by chance. I was just a waiter at that time, but when I heard the sourness in the old man's words, it was very much like you back then, so I persuaded the old shopkeeper to stay. Come down. I just wanted him to tell you your Jianghu story"
Wen Hua raised the bowl and found that there was no more wine, so he didn't put it down. "As I listened, I thought more and more that one day in the future, I must ask Lao Zhang to sit down when both of us are here, and then invite him to sit down." You buy him a drink."
Xu Fengnian also raised the empty bowl and touched it with Wen Hua, "It should be."
Bai Hu'er brought three jugs of wine with his face. It was not good, let alone expensive, but the taste was strong enough, that's all.
After she put the two bottles of wine on the wine table, Wen Hua slapped his forehead and said, "Although the restaurant doesn't sell your Beiliang Green Ant Wine, I still have several jars hidden away."
Xu Fengnian smiled and said: "What's the rush? Let's drink first."
Wen Hua nodded and said: "That's the reason. It's finally time for us brothers to let go and drink and eat meat. We don't have to worry about not finishing our meal. We should drink more."
Bai Hu'er didn't sit down, carrying the pot of wine towards the fence, with his back to the two people.
Wen Hua asked softly: "How are you doing?"
Xu Fengnian thought for a while, "It's okay."
Wen Hua smiled and said, "I live a better life than you, so I'll treat you to this drink today."
Xu Fengnian rolled his eyes and said, "Why do you see that?"
Wen Hua stretched out his thumb and pointed at his back, "I have two children, you only have one!"
Xu Fengnian wanted to compare the number of wives, but suddenly she thought of the white fox face wearing a waistband embroidered with winter and spring thunder. She was standing there, so she could only gritted her teeth and said: "You are cruel!"
When the storyteller stopped telling stories, the drinkers in the restaurant stopped refilling their glasses and quickly dispersed.
After drinking two pots of poor and strong soju, Wen Hua got up to get the long-cherished green ant wine, and pulled the old gentleman to the second floor. Xu Fengnian also stood up and offered the old man a large bowl of green ant wine. At that time, the old man got up in a hurry. Although the other party asked him to do whatever he wanted, the old man still tried his best to drink half the bowl.
The old man only knew that the man who was not too young was the brother of the restaurant owner. He was probably named Xiao Nian, but he had the same name as Xu Fengnian, King of Northern Liang.
After the old man drank the bowl of green ant wine that really burned his mouth and burned his intestines, he staggered away and went downstairs. He felt that after drinking so much wine today, he had reached the point, especially when he finally accepted the toast from the strange man. Some are quite proud of. As for why, the old man was seven or eight points drunk and couldn't think deeply about it.
On this day, Xu Fengnian finally got drunk again.
After he completed his first trip to Liyang Jianghu, he then returned to Liangzhou and to the Qingliang Mountain. It was strange that after that, he seemed to have never been drunk again.
Two groups of women and children were sitting at the wine table far away on the second floor. From beginning to end, they did not disturb the two men who were drinking and chatting.
Xu Fengnian drunkenly said that he had found a place surrounded by mountains and took them to live in seclusion.
Li Dongxi, who they all knew, went to Jiangnan Road with a young monk named Wu Nanbei to build a temple, because when there is a temple, there will be pilgrims, and when there are pilgrims, there will be money for incense, and with money for incense , even if he can't become a Buddha and can't burn relics, he can still have money to buy rouge and gouache.
It is said that his younger brother Xu Longxiang has also found a satisfactory wife, and the woman named Murong Longshui is?Huang Man'er suddenly transformed from a fat man weighing two hundred pounds to a woman weighing over a hundred pounds.
He said that he must find that guy named Chen Zhibao. If he didn¡¯t believe that this bullshit soldier in white was really dead, he must ask why in person.
He said that he originally wanted to introduce Wen Hua to a guy named Zhao Zhu, but unfortunately that bastard was too stingy and was not even willing to invite people to drink, so he forgot about it.
It is said that a guy whose name was Zhao Zhuan settled down with his wife in Daolingzhou, Beiliang, and became a private school teacher, which is very good.
"It is said that the former Wudang headmaster Li Yufu should not have left, and he was not worthy of his death, even if the young Taoist priest was doing it for the sake of the world.
¡°It¡¯s a pity that you, Wen Hua, were not able to witness the grand scene of thousands of banished immortals falling like rain to the earth.
He said he didn¡¯t know if his apprentice Yu Dilong could really become the dragon of the earth in the future and become the last immortal of the earth in the world.
" He said that his Xu family has now been transformed into the residence of Beiliang Dao Jinluo Envoy, and he can't take you Wen Hua there to show off his wealth.
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In the night, Xu Fengnian was lying on the wine table drunk, and Wen Hua was also the same.
He was so drunk that he fell unconscious.
Xu Fengnian said whether he was drunk or talking in his sleep, "Waiter, serve the wine!"
Wen Hua was still the same, murmuring in a low voice, "Oh! The guest wine is here~" 8 - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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