After successfully signing up for the Silver Conference, on the journey from Ruoye Town to Baiyin Town, where the conference was held, Xiaoyou rarely traveled alone - Xiaoyou's heroic and magical fighting power was so majestic that the Three Kingdoms were unparalleled Busujima Ayako, the swordsman and drunkard¡¯s mother, is accompanying Xiaoyou this time. Therefore, this journey cannot be called a journey, but a "cultivation"
The first day of practice, on the road.
"Since it's the first day, let's review the previous lessons first" Ayako threw an elf ball with a calm expression, "Come and compete with this elf, let me see if your skills have become slow. Bar."
"Uh, thisMother?" Xiaoyou, who was holding a metal wooden sword in a kendo stance with both hands, looked at what flew out of the elf ball. Ayako had just grabbed it from the wild elf community that had been wiped out a few minutes ago. The little elf had cold sweat all over his forehead. "Is this starting point a little too high? How about we lower the difficulty a little and change it to a unicorn insect?"
"Of course not." Ayako's mother smiled softly, "Big Sting Bee, don't hold back, attack with all your strength."
"Hiss, hiss!" The half-human-sized giant wasp with three thick and long spikes made a strange cry. Although Xiaoyou, who has the ability to communicate with spiritual power, could not directly understand the meaning, he looked at the big wasp. The sting wasp raised its forelimbs in salute respectfully, and even a vague guesser could guess that it was nothing more than "yes, my queen" or "yes your highness".
??????????????? So, Mother, what exactly did you do to those swarms of giant sting wasps
"Hiss!"
"Uh-huh¡ª¡ª"
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The second day of practice, on the road.
"Judging from yesterday's test results, although Xiaoyou has not completely ruined the results of your past practice, it is still a little worse than I expected." Ayako walked in front and kindly helped Xiaoyou carry it. backpack. "So this training should start with basic skillsthe first is endurance."
"" Xiao Hu followed behind silently, his legs tied with lead weights just like when he was training in the back mountain of Zhenxin Town, and a large scrap tire was dragged behind him by a rope. The difference from before was to increase the difficulty. , this time there were two of Xiaoyou's own elves sitting on the tire, Gengar with a gloating look on his face and an innocent look on his faceSuper Iron Tyrannosaurus.
The effect is undoubtedly outstanding, at least the consumption rate of waste tires has increased by at least three times. And for the first time in Xiaoyou's life, she felt that it was a stupid decision to give the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus those unlicensed calcium tablets from Miss Joey
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On the third day of practice, the elf center of a small town.
"Yes, a double room." Ayako stood at the front desk negotiating with Miss Joy, "But we don't plan to eat in the restaurant. Can I borrow your kitchen? My son seems to be in poor health recently, so I¡¯m going to make him a special nutritious meal Well, that¡¯s right"
After one hour.
Relying on his incredible acting skills, Xiaoyou was able to eat a large bowl of dark green sticky paste - Busujima Style Secret Nutrient Meal v4 with a smile on his face (nei) and a (niu) and a slight (man) smile. .23¡ª¡ªPour it into your mouth quickly: "Yeah, mother's craftsmanship has improved again!"
Of course, if Xiaoyou dares to say "unpalatable" without violating her conscience, Ayako, who is good at accepting criticism humbly, will never be angry. Instead, she will be very energetic and walk into the kitchen again (PS1), and then carry a big pot of " "More delicious" "improved products" come out
"Haha, don't eat too hastily, there is more" On the other side of the table, Ayako also smiled and poured another large bowl of purple-black sticky paste (the elf-specific version) into Gengar's throat. In the funnel - this guy's scar has healed and he has forgotten the pain. He dares to sneak into the kitchen to steal snacks while Ayako is making nutritious meals
Gengar: "£¤#~@#*&+%$"
Xiaoyou: "(It feels so good to have a backrest)"
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The eleventh day of practice, in the wild camping ground.
"Well, it went smoothly all the way." Ayako called her husband (po) Yakumo using the communication notebook she "seized" from her son, "Xiaoyu? You are training It's okay, Xiaoyu. The potential is very good Yeah, I know the right amount"
"" Not far away, Xiaoyou was sweating profusely and gritting his teeth. He was doing push-ups with his hands on the ground. Although it seemed that there were no compulsory measures or Ayako's elf supervision, in fact, Xiaoyou was the center. The surrounding ground has been densely covered with invisible poison traps formed by two poisonous caltrop skills - by the way, these poisonous caltrops are all provided by Xiaoyou's own armored shells, and the armored shells are being used by Xiaoyou now. quietPush with two feet.
"(Iron-armored shell! When this training is over, you won't have dinner for three months!)"
¡°I¡¯m so jealous! (I was forced to do so!)¡±
"(Who told you not to even let go of water¡ª¡ª) Ahhhh!!"
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On the twenty-second day of practice, in the forest on the outskirts of Yanmo City.
"What's going on?" Ayako looked at the large group of wild elves surrounding herself and Xiaoyou inexplicably, "The eyes look very unfriendly? Xiaoyou, have you done anything here before?"
"I stayed here for a while before and used the wild elves here as training subjects" Xiaoyou, who had thick dark circles under his eyes and a pale face, looked around with bloodshot eyes as if he would fall to the ground and faint at any time. After looking at it, he said feebly, "It seems like some of them have evolved, and then they plan to take revenge when they see that I'm not in a good state"
"Oh, that's it." Ayako nodded with an expression of "I understand very well", "But Xiaoyou, you are doing basic training these days, it's a little early for actual combat I will help you solve it."
"Oh, okay" Xiaoyou nodded, then closed her eyes and covered her ears
Those sounds of sharp weapons breaking through the air, bones breaking, carapace shattering, liquid splashing, and all kinds of miserable wails are all hallucinations caused by being too tired from special training these days Well, that's it.
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Thirty days into the practice, outside Baiyin Town, the Baiyin Mountain is beautiful.
"Finallywe have arrived at the venue of the Silver Conference" Looking at the eye-catching conference hall that has been built from a distance, Xiaoyou almost shed tears. "I can finally take a break"
"What are you talking about, Xiaoyou? The practice has just begun." Ayako broke Xiaoyou's fantasy without mercy, "There is still more than a month left before the curtain ends, and during this time we will live in Baiyin. Now in the mountains, use the wild elves on Silver Mountain to practice your actual combat abilities."
"No! At least at least let us sleep peacefully for a day!"
"The path of spiritual practice is like sailing against the current. If you don't advance, you will retreat. Don't give up halfway!" Ayako grabbed Xiaoyou by the back collar of her clothes and dragged her away neatly. "Let's set off! Go up the mountain! Today, we will try to challenge the circle bear first. alright!"
"Wait a minute! Even the giant needle bee was named before Isn't this level jumping a little faster?"
"It doesn't matter! After these days of training, your foundation has been laid very solidly! You will definitely not die!"
"What do you mean you won't dieHelp!"
PS1: After Xiaoyou¡¯s mother and son left, the Elf Center was paralyzed for a short time. It is said that all the chefs in its affiliated restaurant refused to step into the kitchen for unknown reasons, causing the Elf Center to stop cooking ¡
PS2: I finally remembered to watch XY51. .
Regardless of whether this is an Elf drama or a musical, why did Mao choose Blue to play the heroine?
Nima's small elves stomped their feet and gave it to the Elf Center for two or three days to cure it! Alureduo, you are not a stage actor but a football actor! ?
It¡¯s good that Musashi¡¯s soul as an actress has been ignited. . But your stage makeup! This stage makeup! I was so scared that I almost peed, right? Sure enough, Musashi was most beautiful when a bucket of water was poured from his head to wash away all the makeup and hairspray. .
The battle with Team Rocket. . Wrestling Eagle and Flash Wrestling Eagle's combos count together. . Pikachu¡¯s actor-level acting is the real highlight. .