"Good morning, I'm here to disturb you again!" Early in the morning, Xiao Youbi ran to the gate of Yanmo Gym as if nothing had happened, completely ignoring the gap in the wall less than 20 meters away from the gate. . "I'm going to show my true skills this time, so I won't lose!"
"Well, good morning, Xiao Youjun" The person who came out to greet him was an old man with a white beard and a bandage on his head, looking like a wounded man, "But Miss Xiaozhuang, I'm afraid I won't be able to fight with you today"
"Eh!?" Xiaoyou shouted in a contrived and exaggerated tone, "Why!? And what happened to the injury on your head, old man? Was it caught by a giant tongue clam!?"
"Uh, this has nothing to do with Big Tongue" The old housekeeper shook his head quickly and pointed to the damaged wall that had been ignored by the transvestite before. "Xiaoyou-kun, you also know about the criminal "Tight Mask" who has been running around attacking trainers recently, right? That guy came to our Yanmo Gym last night."
"Eh!?!?" Xiaoyou immediately made an even more exaggerated voice, "That, that means, Miss Xiaozhuang's elf was also brutally attacked by that perverted man in a tight-fitting suit, and suffered severe physical and mental injuries. As a result, she suffered physical and psychological injuries. There¡¯s no way to go out and play before the tutoring ends!?¡±
"Ah, thatthe criminal didn't succeed, and the elf is fine"
"It's so scary!!" Xiaoyou ignored the old man's words and covered his face with his hands in a panic. "It was the same in a gym I went to before! Because I was attacked by that pervert in a tight-fitting mask, the little elf stayed there for several weeks. There was no way to leave the intensive care unit of the Elf Center! In the end, the entire gym was paralyzed because of this! I heard that even the official gym license was in danger of being revoked"
"Uh, so the elf is fine"
"Could it be that the Yanmo Gym has collapsed due to this misfortune and has been reduced to a second-rate or even a third-rate gym? How could this happen! Even the Yanmo Gym, one of the eight prestigious gyms in the Johto area, will "
"It's nothing!" The housekeeper finally couldn't help shouting, "The prisoner was driven away!! The elf is safe!! Only the eldest lady was injured!!"
"Ah?" Xiaoyou asked with a confused look, "The elf is fine but Miss Xiaozhuang is injured? What's going on? Could it be that criminals were impressed by Miss Xiaozhuang's beauty? Changed goals"
"how could it be possible!!"
When the housekeeper roared angrily again and almost had a cerebral hemorrhage, Xiaoyou finally stopped and listened honestly to other versions of the events he experienced last night.
In this "Small Wind Attack Incident Gym Edition", the plot develops into the gym trainer Xiaozhuang being calm and calm in the face of danger, and the silver mountain collapses in front of him without changing color (omitting more than 100 words of praise adjectives here) and fought bravely with the perverts in tight clothes who came to attack, but due to the opponent's unscrupulous, shameless and shameless (more than two hundred words of negative adjectives are omitted here)he was assassinated in a sneak attack. Despite this, the eldest lady was plotted. Still brave and unyielding and fearless (omitting more than 300 words of praise) he resisted tenaciously, and finally, with the cooperation of a member of the Rockets team of an illegal organization who was passing by to make soy sauce, he successfully beat the man in a tight-fitting mask to the ground (again) More than 400 words omitted) fled, but the eldest lady did not pursue excessively because of the drag of going public and for the reason of "giving the other party a chance to reform" (500 words) - a broad-minded and kind-hearted person. ¡
¡Well, Xiaoyou speculates that these "facts" should be made up by the old man Geng, who was laid down on the ground by Sap from the beginning. After all, he is what others call a "soy sauce party". As for why the "Sad Wind" man was let go in the end
A trainer can usually carry six elves. Except for the three elves released by the pervert at the beginning, the rest are filled with lightning balls, hazelnut balls and gas bombs. A natural-born terrorist who requires no training!
Those who use their lives to engage in performance art are not easy to mess with. In the first round of self-destruction, the squishy Ninja who was close and fragile took the lunch on the spot. As soon as the Arbo monster, which dug a hole to escape the disaster, showed its head, it encountered the more powerful second round of the big cyan pine cone-shaped elf As for the gas that was covered in holes and had a twisted and silly smile on its face. When the bomb is spraying a large amount of flammable and explosive gas while the whole body is emitting a red light, even Xiaoyou has to give up the idea of ??rushing in and committing suicide
That perverted muscular man who runs so fast and sneaks into the woods always has a grief-stricken look on his face every time he throws out a self-destructing elf to cover his escape - Damn it, don't commit suicide if you can't bear it. Attack!
The most exasperating thing is that the last moment I saw him was chasing meWhen Xiaoyou, who had fallen in love, directed Hei Lujia to use a superbly accurate jet of flames, he successfully lit the mask on the sad wind man's head, forcing him to take off the obscene S-M style mask¡ª¡ª Since the capture mission cannot be completed, at least you can get the reward of finding out the true identity - the true identity under the mask of the other party almost made the transvestite trainer release the armored shell and then hit the shell to death:
??Thin, close-fitting, very breathable, probably made of spandex, covering the face and facial features very tightly, flesh-colored, hood
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? off out-of-this-world muscular man, don¡¯t imitate pornographic book ninja memes! ! The setting of "there is still a mask underneath the mask" has been out of fashion many years ago, ahhundan! !
So in short, the Rockets¡¯ mission failed, the system¡¯s mission also failed, and they couldn¡¯t get a free attribute point or a dollar bonus
Is there anyone who is extremely unhappy?
That's why Xiaoyou came to the gym early in the morning even though he knew what happened last night. In addition to confirming that Xiaozhuang, the trainer of the gym, was indeed not attacked by his AOE, he just wanted to hear about the gym's side. People who want to describe their own miserable situation with their own words
¡°When you are unhappy, you go and look at the unhappiness of others to make yourself happy This is the little plan of a certain transvestite with a dark psychology.
Of course, hearing about a "heroic epic" is somewhat unexpected.
"That's itthen when will Miss Xiaozhuang's body recover?"
"The eldest lady's injury is not serious. The doctor said it will take about a day or two to fully recover."
"Oh, then I'll come back tomorrow no, the day after tomorrow."
"I'm really sorry¡¡"
"No, no, no, I'm too impatient. Please take care of yourself, Miss Xiaozhuang"
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"This shameless short winter melon old man! They are obviously the ones who make soy sauce" Xiaoyou, who was gloating about his misfortune, muttered and left the gym, but did not go back to the city.
"The short winter melon old man said to wait one to two days Considering the lethality of the gas explosion close to the center, even two days will be enough." The transvestite trainer calculated, "All the naughty children in the city have been beaten to pieces. Eighty-eight, no one will come to kill me anymore So let¡¯s focus on the ¡®wild area¡¯ in the past two days.¡±
So on this day, the wild elves around Yanmo City recalled the fear of being annihilated by the purple jungle monsters one after another and the humiliation of being beaten to residual health and then harvested over and over again by "alts" ¡